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Title: Who has smoked cannabis?
Post by: TG on November 28, 2008, 03:15:20 PM
Own up you buggers?  angry041:

For those of you who are afraid to own up in case GCHQ monitor this site a poll is also included.
Title: Re: Who has smoked cannabis?
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 28, 2008, 03:19:57 PM
Not me.

Alcohol is the drug of my choice.
Title: Re: Who has smoked cannabis?
Post by: Bar Wench on November 28, 2008, 03:27:40 PM
ME!
Title: Re: Who has smoked cannabis?
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2008, 03:36:12 PM
I tried it in Amsterdam once but coughed -not being a smoker - and didn't really take it down... They were out of Space Cake so I couldn't try that either...

Lucky really, I had to carry LL home...  noooo:
Title: Re: Who has smoked cannabis?
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 04:07:32 PM
In my student days, yes.Also speed, LSD and magic mushrooms (scarey)  and cocaine once. Last time with cannabis was the 1999/2000 New Year party. Never again  sick2:
Title: Re: Who has smoked cannabis?
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2008, 04:08:40 PM
I'll stick to booze for now I think...
Title: Re: Who has smoked cannabis?
Post by: Snoopy on November 28, 2008, 04:12:55 PM
Yes thanks ~ anyway what's with the past tense?
Title: Re: Who has smoked cannabis?
Post by: TG on November 28, 2008, 04:34:04 PM
Yes thanks ~ anyway what's with the past tense?

Er...

Anywho, Mrs TG snorts cocaine all the time.

I am forever running round this house with the hoover cleaning up after her.

Its a bagless hoover which is a shame or I could hang about outside our local school with hoover bag in one hand and a new £20 note in the other and make a fortune.


Title: Re: Who has smoked cannabis?
Post by: Bar Wench on November 28, 2008, 04:36:20 PM
Mother Wench still does. Whenever a child goes round she gets her supply out to ask them to roll some for her because she has never managed to learn.
Title: Re: Who has smoked cannabis?
Post by: Bar Wench on November 28, 2008, 04:36:30 PM
(When I say child I mean, myself, Brother Wench or any of our friends, not like 8 yearolds. redface:)
Title: Re: Who has smoked cannabis?
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2008, 04:37:50 PM
Yes thanks ~ anyway what's with the past tense?

Er...

Anywho, Mrs TG snorts cocaine all the time.

I am forever running round this house with the hoover cleaning up after her.

Its a bagless hoover which is a shame or I could hang about outside our local school with hoover bag in one hand and a new £20 note in the other and make a fortune.



You should smear Vaseline over all horizontal surfaces... that'll stop her...  happy088
Title: Re: Who has smoked cannabis?
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 28, 2008, 04:44:41 PM
Yes thanks ~ anyway what's with the past tense?

Er...

Anywho, Mrs TG snorts cocaine all the time.

I am forever running round this house with the hoover cleaning up after her.

Its a bagless hoover which is a shame or I could hang about outside our local school with hoover bag in one hand and a new £20 note in the other and make a fortune.



You should smear Vaseline over all horizontal surfaces... that'll stop her...  happy088

Slip over, break hip, in hospital on Morphine....

Brilliant plan BM  ::)
Title: Re: Who has smoked cannabis?
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2008, 04:49:09 PM
Yes thanks ~ anyway what's with the past tense?

Er...

Anywho, Mrs TG snorts cocaine all the time.

I am forever running round this house with the hoover cleaning up after her.

Its a bagless hoover which is a shame or I could hang about outside our local school with hoover bag in one hand and a new £20 note in the other and make a fortune.



You should smear Vaseline over all horizontal surfaces... that'll stop her...  happy088

Slip over, break hip, in hospital on Morphine....

Brilliant plan BM  ::)
rubschin:

It's about as well thought out as Nick's new game isn't it...  redface:
Title: Re: Who has smoked cannabis?
Post by: Bar Wench on November 28, 2008, 04:49:23 PM
.Also speed, LSD and magic mushrooms (scarey)  and cocaine once.

This explains such a lot!
Title: Re: Who has smoked cannabis?
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 28, 2008, 05:00:20 PM
It was called 'hemp' when I was a student and yes, I tried it.

Made my throat dry but had no other noticeable effect.


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Title: Re: Who has smoked cannabis?
Post by: Snoopy on November 28, 2008, 05:02:25 PM
It was called 'hemp' when I was a student and yes, I tried it.

Made my throat dry but had no other noticeable effect.


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Ah yes! The good old falling down water.  whistle:
Title: Re: Who has smoked cannabis?
Post by: Mrs TG on November 28, 2008, 05:57:25 PM
NO I DO NOT....little miss innocent scouser here has never even smoked, and very very rarely drinks.... cloud9:
Title: Re: Who has smoked cannabis?
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 06:23:06 PM
Of course, of course












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Title: Re: Who has smoked cannabis?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 28, 2008, 09:16:36 PM
I partake of crack, nothing else.
Title: Re: Who has smoked cannabis?
Post by: TG on November 28, 2008, 09:28:47 PM
I partake of crack, nothing else.

Not even crystal meth? On a quiet night like?
Title: Re: Who has smoked cannabis?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 28, 2008, 09:34:35 PM
A Grammar School boy like me only takes crack, in whatever form it is presented...and I am now retiring to bed to enjoy some.
Title: Re: Who has smoked cannabis?
Post by: Snoopy on November 28, 2008, 11:59:37 PM
A Grammar School boy like me only takes crack, in whatever form it is presented...and I am now retiring to bed to enjoy some.


 rubschin: That's what I thought you meant.



I was up at the crack of Dawn this morning ~ and she IS a big girl. whistle:
Title: Re: Who has smoked cannabis?
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2008, 06:33:03 AM
A Grammar School boy like me only takes crack, in whatever form it is presented...and I am now retiring to bed to enjoy some.


 rubschin: That's what I thought you meant.



I was up at the crack of Dawn this morning ~ and she IS a big girl. whistle:
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Title: Re: Who has smoked cannabis?
Post by: ATB on December 04, 2008, 04:19:28 PM
I have regularly partaken and still do so on occasion.  I also used to partake of magic mushrooms and, unlike Nick, found it to be one of the purest highs imaginable and an utter pleasure with no long lasting affects that I am aware of.



Except when the silver goblins come and steal my thoughts. . . GET BACK, BACK I SAY OR I WILL UNLEASH THE HOT FURY OF MY HAIRY SACK OF MAGIC UPON YOU!!!



Come to think of it, this may be why I was banned from the Early Learning Centre that one time.

Title: Re: Who has smoked cannabis?
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2008, 04:29:50 PM
I sense he is entering into the spirit.And other things too, no doubt  eeek:
Title: Re: Who has smoked cannabis?
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 04, 2008, 05:14:15 PM
Indeed  eeek:
Title: Re: Who has smoked cannabis?
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2008, 06:09:21 AM
I have regularly partaken and still do so on occasion.  I also used to partake of magic mushrooms and, unlike Nick, found it to be one of the purest highs imaginable and an utter pleasure with no long lasting affects that I am aware of.



Except when the silver goblins come and steal my thoughts. . . GET BACK, BACK I SAY OR I WILL UNLEASH THE HOT FURY OF MY HAIRY SACK OF MAGIC UPON YOU!!!



Come to think of it, this may be why I was banned from the Early Learning Centre that one time.


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