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Title: Just Enough
Post by: Just One More on November 30, 2008, 10:28:56 AM

An old man goes into a Chemists to buy some Viagra
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'     
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist, but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
     
'I'm 96' said the old man.  'I don't want an erection, I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

Title: Re: Just Enough
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 30, 2008, 10:31:06 AM

 happy001 happy001 happy001

Title: Re: Just Enough
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2008, 05:37:49 PM

 lol: lol: lol: