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Title: Bollocks thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 02, 2008, 02:13:18 PM
Donuts ~ and impress her with how you put the hole in the middle.  whistle:
Title: Bollocks thread
Post by: Nick on December 02, 2008, 02:21:41 PM
I may have to tell Wenchy about this. Then you'll be sorry  noooo:
Title: Bollocks thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 02, 2008, 02:22:55 PM
Can't be in any more trouble than I am already in today.
Title: Bollocks thread
Post by: Nick on December 02, 2008, 02:23:27 PM
WENCHY!!
Title: Bollocks thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 02, 2008, 02:39:08 PM
Snoops has your medication been adjusted or something?  eeek:
Title: Bollocks thread
Post by: Nick on December 02, 2008, 02:40:50 PM
It's his Viagra dosage I fear  noooo:
Title: Bollocks thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 02, 2008, 02:41:04 PM
Snoops has your medication been adjusted or something?  eeek:

Nope ~ have you seen how he crimps the edge of a pie crust? ~ Uses his grandma's false teeth.
Title: Bollocks thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 02, 2008, 02:41:29 PM
Snoops has your medication been adjusted or something?  eeek:

Nope ~ have you seen how he crimps the edge of a pie crust? ~ Uses his grandma's false teeth.

Pardon!?!?!  eeek: rubschin: eeek:
Title: Bollocks thread
Post by: Nick on December 02, 2008, 02:41:44 PM
Ah yes, my grandma  evil:
Title: Bollocks thread
Post by: Nick on December 02, 2008, 02:42:16 PM
Snoops has your medication been adjusted or something?  eeek:

Nope ~ have you seen how he crimps the edge of a pie crust? ~ Uses his grandma's false teeth.

Pardon!?!?!  eeek: rubschin: eeek:

Did you fart?
Title: Bollocks thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 02, 2008, 02:43:21 PM
You are both as bad as each other!

It will be dungeon for you both soon!

I shall create a new area of the message board and change your permissions so you can only post in there until you've calmed down!  eveilgrin:
Title: Bollocks thread
Post by: Nick on December 02, 2008, 02:46:03 PM
And will you beat us?
Title: Bollocks thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 02, 2008, 02:46:19 PM
Crimped Pie Crust

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Set of false teeth

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Do I have to explain everything?
Title: Bollocks thread
Post by: Nick on December 02, 2008, 02:46:55 PM
She's a bit slow today   noooo:
Title: Bollocks thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 02, 2008, 02:48:41 PM
What has pie crust to do with your medication?
Title: Bollocks thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 02, 2008, 02:50:09 PM
I saw a fight today  eeek:

In the High Street ~ between a cat and a piecost.
Title: Bollocks thread
Post by: Nick on December 02, 2008, 02:51:42 PM
Piecost?
Title: Bollocks thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 02, 2008, 02:52:07 PM
BARMAN!!!!
Title: Bollocks thread
Post by: Nick on December 02, 2008, 02:54:32 PM
 scared2:
Title: Bollocks thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 02, 2008, 02:59:39 PM
Piecost?

Yep ~ they're about 75 pence at the butchers shop  whistle:
Title: Bollocks thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 02, 2008, 03:03:11 PM
It's so sad when a good mod goes bad.  noooo:
Title: Bollocks thread
Post by: Nick on December 02, 2008, 03:04:07 PM
I am officially bewildered now
Title: Bollocks thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 02, 2008, 03:06:28 PM
What's a pie cost ~ about 75 pence at the local butchers ~ the joke is older than me FFS!

It's like ~ What's a Greek Urn ~ about 3 drachmas an hour  Banghead
Title: Bollocks thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 02, 2008, 03:08:38 PM
Somebody explain it to him please.  sad32: My 'ead 'urts.
Title: Bollocks thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 02, 2008, 03:10:41 PM
If I understood I would explain. But I don't. So I can't. I am as clueless as Nick is, and it isn't often one can say that!
Title: Bollocks thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 02, 2008, 03:22:18 PM
You ask what's a Pie Cost? Then I give you the price of a pie (75pence) you daft pair.

Oh I bloody give up.

NURSE ~ My Medication please.
Title: Bollocks thread
Post by: Pastis on December 02, 2008, 03:22:47 PM
 ::)  Chores.
Title: Bollocks thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 02, 2008, 03:24:59 PM
Chores?!?!?  eeek: rubschin: noooo: eeek:
Title: Bollocks thread
Post by: Pastis on December 02, 2008, 03:25:51 PM
Mine's a pint, thanks very much! What's yours?
Title: Bollocks thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 02, 2008, 03:26:40 PM
 point:

All the old'uns coming out now. See I'm not alone.  cloud9:
Title: Bollocks thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 02, 2008, 03:28:47 PM
 tunble:
Title: Bollocks thread
Post by: Barman on December 02, 2008, 03:54:15 PM
 Shrugs:
Title: Bollocks thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 02, 2008, 03:59:36 PM
Shrugs:

Exactamundo
Title: Bollocks thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 02, 2008, 04:04:42 PM
Shrugs:

Exactamundo

Is this a "We don't know what's for dinner tonight" OR "We have completely lost the plot"  rubschin:
Title: Bollocks thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 02, 2008, 04:05:27 PM
Shall we split it?
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Barman on December 02, 2008, 04:08:29 PM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 02, 2008, 04:10:49 PM
I hate it when men refuse to have an opinion.  cussing:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 02, 2008, 04:13:12 PM
Having spilt the threads you have completely gubbed my answer. Thanks  evil:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 02, 2008, 04:15:17 PM
I shall have to correct matters for myself. Bloody interferring ..... mutter, mumble, grumble, mutter

Dinner tonight is Fish n Chips 'cos it is a swimming club night and they always come out "starving"

As for the plot. Growler will be going out through the tunnel under the showers, with Nick and BM.
I'm still working on the glider in the attic but it will be ready for the full moon.
Meanwhile Pastis is going to use his command of languages to pretend to be a guard and slip out through the main gate.
Mr & Mrs TG will be dressed as a pantomime horse and you will ride out on their backs dressed (or otherwise) as Lady Godiva.
DS and GOS are organising a Choir to sing carols to cover any noise we make.

Have I missed anything?
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 02, 2008, 04:16:38 PM
I'm frightened. I don't know what is going on.  scared2:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Barman on December 02, 2008, 04:18:21 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 02, 2008, 04:18:34 PM
I'm frightened. I don't know what is going on.  scared2:

We are escaping  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Barman on December 02, 2008, 04:19:14 PM
I think I'd feel happier in the bacon chocolate thread...  noooo:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 02, 2008, 04:19:50 PM
I'm frightened. I don't know what is going on.  scared2:

Did you ever?  whistle:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 02, 2008, 04:20:18 PM
I think I'd feel happier in the bacon chocolate thread...  noooo:

See I can understand bacon, I like chocolate. Nothing to be afraid of there!
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 02, 2008, 04:20:32 PM
I think I'd feel happier in the bacon chocolate thread...  noooo:

Or perhaps the tea shop/bakery/train set thread?
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 02, 2008, 04:21:21 PM
I think I'd feel happier in the bacon chocolate thread...  noooo:

See I can understand bacon, I like chocolate. Nothing to be afraid of there!

Except  sick2: Vomitus Maximus
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Barman on December 02, 2008, 04:29:38 PM
This is like an out-of-body experience...  noooo:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 02, 2008, 04:30:49 PM
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You've been kidnapped!
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 02, 2008, 04:31:38 PM
Not the anal probe again  eeek:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Barman on December 02, 2008, 04:31:55 PM
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You've been kidnapped!
Leela!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 02, 2008, 04:32:13 PM
That's just the rectal thermometer at the vets sweetie.
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 02, 2008, 04:32:41 PM
That's just the rectal thermometer at the vets sweetie.

Still bloody cold up yer bum.
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Barman on December 02, 2008, 04:32:51 PM
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 cloud9:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 02, 2008, 04:33:38 PM
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 cloud9:

So long as you are happy.  ::)
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 02, 2008, 04:34:17 PM
Go on BM ~ enjoy yourself. Forget those bruised shins and go for it.

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Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Barman on December 02, 2008, 04:37:35 PM
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 cloud9:

So long as you are happy.  ::)
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Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 02, 2008, 04:38:35 PM
Dirty little beggar. Thought you'd left that all behind you.  lol:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Barman on December 02, 2008, 04:39:18 PM
 eyes:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 02, 2008, 04:40:34 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Barman on December 02, 2008, 04:41:57 PM
noooo:
redface:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Pastis on December 02, 2008, 04:50:05 PM
Good Moaning, BM
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Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Barman on December 02, 2008, 04:51:13 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 02, 2008, 05:48:46 PM
Except  sick2: Vomitus Maximus

The cast of Gladiator reunite for a BBQ at Nick's?
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 02, 2008, 05:49:44 PM
Except  sick2: Vomitus Maximus

The cast of Gladiator reunite for a BBQ at Nick's?



All things are possible I suppose.
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 02, 2008, 05:51:04 PM
Except  sick2: Vomitus Maximus

The cast of Gladiator reunite for a BBQ at Nick's?



All things are possible I suppose.

Quote function is not functioning properly here
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 02, 2008, 05:51:42 PM
Let's try again and see what happens
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 02, 2008, 05:51:57 PM
Let's try again and see what happens

Does this work?
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 02, 2008, 05:52:18 PM
Let's try again and see what happens

Does this work?

Yes ~ what did you do to it GM?  evil:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Barman on December 02, 2008, 07:00:05 PM
Snoopy trying to get his post count up eh?  whistle:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 02, 2008, 07:22:09 PM
Let's try again and see what happens

Does this work?

Yes ~ what did you do to it GM?  evil:

Nothing hound, I just know to put my answer after the /quote bit..  point:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Nick on December 02, 2008, 08:15:10 PM
What is this shite?
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2008, 06:06:14 AM
What is this shite?
I presume you mean “What is this shite? © CyprusGrump 2006”  whistle:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2008, 08:40:01 AM
No ~ I did really try to put the words after the quote marks but it still kept going wrong ~ I deleted six times and retried and it still did it so I started again without using the quote facilty and then quoted my oen posts and it worked fine: ergo Grumpmeister gubbed it somehow.
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 03, 2008, 09:04:12 AM
No ~ I did really try to put the words after the quote marks but it still kept going wrong ~ I deleted six times and retried and it still did it so I started again without using the quote facilty and then quoted my oen posts and it worked fine: ergo Grumpmeister gubbed it somehow.

Yes, of course.










 char048
Pilot error.
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2008, 09:24:51 AM
I am willing to learn ~ you try it on the same post and see if you can make it work.  whistle:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2008, 10:08:13 AM
Except  sick2: Vomitus Maximus

The cast of Gladiator reunite for a BBQ at Nick's?
Testing?  whistle:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 03, 2008, 12:07:13 PM
Except  sick2: Vomitus Maximus

The cast of Gladiator reunite for a BBQ at Nick's?

Like this you mean?
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2008, 12:11:15 PM
Ah bless... I 'spec he needs his claws clipped or something...
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2008, 12:12:06 PM
Piss Orf  cussing:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2008, 12:12:38 PM
Except  sick2: Vomitus Maximus

The cast of Gladiator reunite for a BBQ at Nick's?

I've tried it again

And it is still gubbed!
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2008, 12:13:29 PM
Except  sick2: Vomitus Maximus

The cast of Gladiator reunite for a BBQ at Nick's?

Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2008, 12:13:41 PM
Except  sick2: Vomitus Maximus

The cast of Gladiator reunite for a BBQ at Nick's?

I've tried it again

And it is still gubbed!
No it isn't...  noooo:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2008, 12:15:14 PM
It fvcking well is I can quote it (see above) but if I try and type anything AFTER THE WORD
Quote
it fvcks it. Gorrit? Banghead
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2008, 12:16:00 PM
I imagine something is gubbed.
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2008, 12:17:46 PM
It fvcking well is I can quote it (see above) but iof I try and type anything AFTER THE WORD  it fvcks it. Gorrit? Banghead
Why does it werk for Darwin and me then...?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2008, 12:30:05 PM
I don't know ~ it works for me on all other threads too ~ it's just that one, no matter how many times I try it.


Maybe it's haunted  scared2:


Anywhoo it's your toy, you mend it  evil:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2008, 12:31:57 PM
I don't know ~ it works for me on all other threads too ~ it's just that one, no matter how many times I try it.


Maybe it's haunted  scared2:


Anywhoo it's your toy, you mend it  evil:
Aw bless...  happy100

There is just a miss-match on the quote and /quote  ;)
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2008, 12:33:55 PM
IF I were Wenchy I would stalk off with my nose in the air at this point ~ as it is

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Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 03, 2008, 01:24:01 PM
It's the blind leading the blind.  noooo:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 03, 2008, 02:43:49 PM
I don't know ~ it works for me on all other threads too ~ it's just that one, no matter how many times I try it.


Maybe it's haunted  scared2:


Anywhoo it's your toy, you mend it  evil:
Aw bless...  happy100

There is just a miss-match on the quote and /quote  ;)
<snigger> Oh didn't you notice that?


BTW It is mismatch not miss-match.  ::)
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2008, 02:53:46 PM
I don't know ~ it works for me on all other threads too ~ it's just that one, no matter how many times I try it.


Maybe it's haunted  scared2:


Anywhoo it's your toy, you mend it  evil:
Aw bless...  happy100

There is just a miss-match on the quote and /quote  ;)
<snigger> Oh didn't you notice that?


BTW It is mismatch not miss-match.  ::)
Wass the difference then...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2008, 02:54:19 PM
 point:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2008, 02:55:06 PM
point:
You don't know either then...?  ::)
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2008, 03:02:30 PM
I don't know ~ it works for me on all other threads too ~ it's just that one, no matter how many times I try it.


Maybe it's haunted  scared2:


Anywhoo it's your toy, you mend it  evil:
Aw bless...  happy100

There is just a miss-match on the quote and /quote  ;)
<snigger> Oh didn't you notice that?


BTW It is mismatch not miss-match.  ::)

So it was gubbed then AND not by me. evil:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2008, 03:03:43 PM
I don't know ~ it works for me on all other threads too ~ it's just that one, no matter how many times I try it.


Maybe it's haunted  scared2:


Anywhoo it's your toy, you mend it  evil:
Aw bless...  happy100

There is just a miss-match on the quote and /quote  ;)
<snigger> Oh didn't you notice that?


BTW It is mismatch not miss-match.  ::)

So it was gubbed then AND not by me. evil:
Yes...  whistle:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2008, 03:11:08 PM
I don't know ~ it works for me on all other threads too ~ it's just that one, no matter how many times I try it.


Maybe it's haunted  scared2:


Anywhoo it's your toy, you mend it  evil:
Aw bless...  happy100

There is just a miss-match on the quote and /quote  ;)
<snigger> Oh didn't you notice that?


BTW It is mismatch not miss-match.  ::)

So it was gubbed then AND not by me. evil:
Yes...  whistle:

Then why not admit it you  ***********   ******** ***************** !
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2008, 03:18:09 PM
I don't know ~ it works for me on all other threads too ~ it's just that one, no matter how many times I try it.


Maybe it's haunted  scared2:


Anywhoo it's your toy, you mend it  evil:
Aw bless...  happy100

There is just a miss-match on the quote and /quote  ;)
<snigger> Oh didn't you notice that?


BTW It is mismatch not miss-match.  ::)

So it was gubbed then AND not by me. evil:
Yes...  whistle:

Then why not admit it you  ***********   ******** ***************** !
But where would the fun be in that...?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2008, 03:35:19 PM
 angry037
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2008, 07:21:45 PM
Well seeing as this is in the restaurant here is an attempt to steer the topic.

This recipie is from Cooking With Balls, the worlds first testicle cookbook  eeek:

Quote
Goulash with stallion or bull testicles

Ingredients
2-3 tablespoons lard
4kg stallion of bull testicles
2-3 onions
1 clove garlic
peppercorn and ground pepper
thyme
mint herb
milfoil (plant)
red ground seasoning pepper or tomato puree
hot chilli pepper to taste
salt
mix seasoning
1 tbsp plain flour
200ml white wine
1 tablespoon honey
2 squares cooking chocolate
Method
Cut testicles into thin slices. Fry briefly, adding finely chopped onion, garlic, black ground pepper and chilli. Cook while gradually adding water. When nearly finished, add white wine. When wine evaporates a bit, add mix seasoning, pepper, thyme, milfoil, red pepper powder, mint herb and a tablespoon of flour. Mix all well until wine completely evaporates and at the very end add honey and chocolate. Instead of red ground seasoning pepper you can use tomato puree. Tomato puree is used to get red colour, so don't use ketchup.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3121465/Cooking-With-Balls-Worlds-first-testicle-recipe-book.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3121465/Cooking-With-Balls-Worlds-first-testicle-recipe-book.html)
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 03, 2008, 07:31:12 PM
4kg stallion of bull testicles

 eeek: eeek: That is a big beast!


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Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2008, 07:32:47 PM
Oh I don't know  whistle:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2008, 07:37:19 PM
His are still attached though hound  point:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2008, 07:46:26 PM
You are cruising pal. evil:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2008, 07:48:58 PM
You walked straight into that one hound.  whistle:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2008, 09:16:18 PM
 eeek:

You are giving Wenchy alarming ideas  eeek:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 04, 2008, 01:08:17 AM
only if you keep winding her up with the word games...
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2008, 08:39:13 AM
Alarming ideas about castration? I already had those.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 04, 2008, 05:59:10 PM
Alarming ideas about castration? I already had those.  eveilgrin:

Note to self, decline the pub food for the next few weeks till Nick gets back to what passes for normal in his world...  eeek:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2008, 06:28:30 PM
Spanish food often involves bollocks, entrails and other giblets. Waste not, want not.

I differ on this view
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Just One More on December 07, 2008, 08:17:18 AM
Well seeing as this is in the restaurant here is an attempt to steer the topic.

This recipie is from Cooking With Balls, the worlds first testicle cookbook  eeek:

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Goulash with stallion or bull testicles

Ingredients
2-3 tablespoons lard
4kg stallion of bull testicles
2-3 onions
1 clove garlic
peppercorn and ground pepper
thyme
mint herb
milfoil (plant)
red ground seasoning pepper or tomato puree
hot chilli pepper to taste
salt
mix seasoning
1 tbsp plain flour
200ml white wine
1 tablespoon honey
2 squares cooking chocolate
Method
Cut testicles into thin slices. Fry briefly, adding finely chopped onion, garlic, black ground pepper and chilli. Cook while gradually adding water. When nearly finished, add white wine. When wine evaporates a bit, add mix seasoning, pepper, thyme, milfoil, red pepper powder, mint herb and a tablespoon of flour. Mix all well until wine completely evaporates and at the very end add honey and chocolate. Instead of red ground seasoning pepper you can use tomato puree. Tomato puree is used to get red colour, so don't use ketchup.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3121465/Cooking-With-Balls-Worlds-first-testicle-recipe-book.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3121465/Cooking-With-Balls-Worlds-first-testicle-recipe-book.html)


I'll see your bollocks book and raise you this one

http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212   sick2: sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2008, 08:26:44 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsick029.gif&hash=5e432f0a039181ec18f6f0132d9872495747d2c8) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2008, 10:31:54 AM
I see your bollocks and raise you  eeek:

http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212 (http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2008, 10:32:30 AM
I see your bollocks and raise you  eeek:

http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212 (http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212)

 eeek:
You don't read any of it before you post do you...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2008, 10:34:23 AM
Well I missed that one  shrugs:
Title: Re: Bollocks thread
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2008, 10:41:34 AM
Well I missed that one  shrugs:
noooo: