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Title: Gigantic bar of chocolate found on Mars
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2008, 08:56:01 AM
 rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1091223/Conspiracy-theorists-wood-trees-spot-timber-plank-Mars.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1091223/Conspiracy-theorists-wood-trees-spot-timber-plank-Mars.html)

I imagine Uncle will have a sensible opinion.
Title: Re: Gigantic bar of chocolate found on Mars
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 03, 2008, 08:58:28 AM
"Gigantic Mars bar found on Uranus"
Title: Re: Gigantic bar of chocolate found on Mars
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2008, 08:59:09 AM
I suppose that was inevitable  noooo:
Title: Re: Gigantic bar of chocolate found on Mars
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 03, 2008, 09:02:43 AM
I suppose that was inevitable  noooo:
It must be very upsetting to have a serious and meaningful thread disrupted by inane posts.  point:
Title: Re: Gigantic bar of chocolate found on Mars
Post by: GROWLER on December 03, 2008, 09:09:07 AM
I suppose that was inevitable  noooo:
It must be very upsetting to have a serious and meaningful thread disrupted by inane posts.  point:

Quite DS, quite. ::)
Title: Re: Gigantic bar of chocolate found on Mars
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2008, 09:11:39 AM
So what is it then?
Title: Re: Gigantic bar of chocolate found on Mars
Post by: GROWLER on December 03, 2008, 09:14:48 AM
So what is it then?
A railway sleeper. Railway maintainance even interfering with the Mars Rover progress now ffs. ::)

Hold on a moment! This is proof that the Americans filmed this entire Mars exploration on Earth. It's a hoax. The piece of wood fell off the ceiling of the movie set. NASA are trying to hope we believe it's an optical illusion. lol:
Title: Re: Gigantic bar of chocolate found on Mars
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2008, 09:15:56 AM
Glad you cleared that up.
Title: Re: Gigantic bar of chocolate found on Mars
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2008, 09:16:12 AM
Prolly a timber left over from Flash Gordon's Space Ship  ::)

Honestly ~ do we care?
Title: Re: Gigantic bar of chocolate found on Mars
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2008, 09:17:16 AM
So if a gigantic bar of chocolate (or a railway sleeper) is found on Mars we are meant to say, "Ooh, how interesting. Wonder how that got there then?"

Yes?
Title: Re: Gigantic bar of chocolate found on Mars
Post by: GROWLER on December 03, 2008, 09:17:30 AM
Glad you cleared that up.

Always here to help. ;)
Title: Re: Gigantic bar of chocolate found on Mars
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2008, 09:18:12 AM
Its a bar of Galaxy   whistle:
Title: Re: Gigantic bar of chocolate found on Mars
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2008, 09:18:37 AM
Is it one of your railway sleepers?




(Growler has a collection)
Title: Re: Gigantic bar of chocolate found on Mars
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2008, 09:19:00 AM
P'raps a piece of the Milky Way
Title: Re: Gigantic bar of chocolate found on Mars
Post by: GROWLER on December 03, 2008, 09:19:08 AM
So if a gigantic bar of chocolate (or a railway sleeper) is found on Mars we are meant to say, "Ooh, how interesting. Wonder how that got there then?"

Yes?

Correct....unless you have a different theory of course? rubschin:
Title: Re: Gigantic bar of chocolate found on Mars
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2008, 09:19:38 AM
Crap thread anywhoo.
Title: Re: Gigantic bar of chocolate found on Mars
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2008, 09:20:03 AM
I wish Uncle would hurry up
Title: Re: Gigantic bar of chocolate found on Mars
Post by: GROWLER on December 03, 2008, 09:20:07 AM
Is it one of your railway sleepers?




(Growler has a collection)

Several have gone missing, yes. cussing:
Title: Re: Gigantic bar of chocolate found on Mars
Post by: GROWLER on December 03, 2008, 09:21:38 AM
I wish Uncle would hurry up

P'raps he's....you know....BUSY?
Title: Re: Gigantic bar of chocolate found on Mars
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2008, 09:29:32 AM
Is it one of your railway sleepers?




(Growler has a collection)

Several have gone missing, yes. cussing:

Reported to the plod?
Title: Re: Gigantic bar of chocolate found on Mars
Post by: GROWLER on December 03, 2008, 09:39:12 AM
Is it one of your railway sleepers?




(Growler has a collection)

Several have gone missing, yes. cussing:

Reported to the plod?

I think I know who's 'taken' them. I suspect he may have forgotton that I actually paid him for them....you know, the way millionaires do. ::)
Title: Re: Gigantic bar of chocolate found on Mars
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2008, 09:39:49 AM
Oh THAT millionaire.
Title: Re: Gigantic bar of chocolate found on Mars
Post by: GROWLER on December 03, 2008, 09:42:03 AM
Oh THAT millionaire.

Only a suspicion, so don't go spouting off to him please. noooo:
Title: Re: Gigantic bar of chocolate found on Mars
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2008, 09:42:53 AM
On the rare occasions that I meet him we seldom discuss railway sleepers, for some reason
Title: Re: Gigantic bar of chocolate found on Mars
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 03, 2008, 10:59:33 AM
It's a rock.

Bad Astronomy (http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2008/12/01/pining-for-mars/)

Title: Re: Gigantic bar of chocolate found on Mars
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2008, 11:06:43 AM
Oh. Wenchy will be upset. She had started packing  noooo: