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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on December 03, 2008, 05:03:27 PM

Title: Polish the Knob
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2008, 05:03:27 PM: An all new pub game that will be fantastic fun. IN a democratic spirit it begins with a different contest in which patrons are allowed to submit ONE RULE each for this exciting new game, which involves polishing knobs.

When sufficient rules have been achieved (in the opinion of the judge) play will commence.

I shall commence:

Rule 1: Every post must contain an innuendo

(this game supplants "Three Word Story" which has become a goatfest)
Title: Re: Polish the Knob
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2008, 05:20:53 PM: noooo:
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Post by: Barman on December 03, 2008, 06:03:44 PM: noooo:
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Post by: Nick on December 03, 2008, 06:12:48 PM: Rule 2: No emoticons
Title: Re: Polish the Knob
Post by: Bar Wench on December 03, 2008, 06:17:31 PM: This is mockery of the word game!
Title: Re: Polish the Knob
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2008, 06:19:11 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on December 03, 2008, 06:17:31 PM
This is mockery of the word game!

A quite deliberate mockery at that.
Title: Re: Polish the Knob
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2008, 06:25:45 PM: Wenchy and Snoopy are now banned as players eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Polish the Knob
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2008, 06:35:19 PM: Havent you got a microwave to blow up or something Nick? whistle:
Title: Re: Polish the Knob
Post by: Bar Wench on December 03, 2008, 06:38:47 PM: Quote from: Nick on December 03, 2008, 06:25:45 PM
Wenchy and Snoopy are now banned as players eveilgrin:

Oh poor me, I am so terribly upset about that that I may go and slit my wrists!
Title: Re: Polish the Knob
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2008, 06:40:35 PM: I put my head in the oven the minute I read that ~ pity there's no gas in the village.
Title: Re: Polish the Knob
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2008, 06:46:51 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq2vYDQr.jpg&hash=702917054c412bc999e58d16f9810dd70323a42a) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pq2vYDQr)
Title: Re: Polish the Knob
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2008, 07:00:43 PM: It's a fun game. You will be soooooooooooooooooo sorry angel1

Must go and feed my cake angel1
Title: Re: Polish the Knob
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2008, 07:25:19 PM: Snoopy Rays fight back

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fagtp.romhack.net%2Favatars%2Fsnoopy.gif&hash=649fcbffad2792ecb6d64ff32d78002d40b85bf5)
Title: Re: Polish the Knob
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2008, 07:50:17 PM: Snoopy rays vs Nick-o-rays?

I hate to say it hound but the smart money is on Captain Calamity. eeek:
Title: Re: Polish the Knob
Post by: GROWLER on December 03, 2008, 08:01:47 PM: More 'Nickshite' I see. sleep017
Title: Re: Polish the Knob
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2008, 09:14:49 PM: Sniff my cake
Title: Re: Polish the Knob
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2008, 08:19:07 AM: Can I be banned too please? ::)
Title: Re: Polish the Knob
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2008, 08:31:42 AM: Yes angel1

Growler is also banned
Title: Re: Polish the Knob
Post by: GROWLER on December 04, 2008, 08:53:58 AM: Quote from: Nick on December 04, 2008, 08:31:42 AM
Yes angel1

Growler is also banned

Thank the Lord. cloud9:

Can we move on now?
Title: Re: Polish the Knob
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2008, 08:56:38 AM: If that is your attitude then I, by the powers invested in me by, um, me hereby unban you
Title: Re: Polish the Knob
Post by: barmisspah? on December 05, 2008, 11:12:19 AM: Quote from: Nick on December 03, 2008, 05:03:27 PM
An all new pub game that will be fantastic fun. IN a democratic spirit it begins with a different contest in which patrons are allowed to submit ONE RULE each for this exciting new game, which involves polishing knobs.

When sufficient rules have been achieved (in the opinion of the judge) play will commence.

I shall commence:

Rule 1: Every post must contain an innuendo

Hold on I could get the hang of this.
Title: Re: Polish the Knob
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2008, 11:22:32 AM: drumroll:
Title: Re: Polish the Knob
Post by: barmisspah? on December 05, 2008, 12:04:31 PM: Ay thank yew
Title: Re: Polish the Knob
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2008, 12:05:24 PM: This is going well. But we need some more rools
Title: Re: Polish the Knob
Post by: Just One More on December 29, 2008, 03:40:58 PM: This is impossible to win whistle:
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Post by: Snoopy on December 29, 2008, 04:03:05 PM: No ~ I'll come first. whistle:
Title: Re: Polish the Knob
Post by: Nick on December 29, 2008, 04:08:51 PM: This is a proper game with rools made up by sensible people evil:
Title: Re: Polish the Knob
Post by: Just One More on December 29, 2008, 04:14:11 PM: Aah, I'm getting it now whistle:
Title: Re: Polish the Knob
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 29, 2008, 04:19:59 PM: Quote from: Nick on December 29, 2008, 04:08:51 PM
This is a proper game with rools made up by sensible people evil:

happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Polish the Knob
Post by: Just One More on December 27, 2011, 11:48:27 AM: whistle:
Title: Re: Polish the Knob
Post by: Barman on December 27, 2011, 11:49:02 AM: Oh fuck... doh:
Title: Re: Polish the Knob
Post by: Nick on December 27, 2011, 11:58:43 AM: Puns are encouraged :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Polish the Knob
Post by: Barman on December 27, 2011, 12:06:59 PM: Pour encourager les autres? rubschin:
Title: Re: Polish the Knob
Post by: bodiam on December 27, 2011, 04:27:35 PM: Can I also be banned on the basis that I have not got a fucking clue what you are going on about noooo:
Title: Re: Polish the Knob
Post by: Barman on December 27, 2011, 04:29:08 PM: Quote from: bodiam on December 27, 2011, 04:27:35 PM
Can I also be banned on the basis that I have not got a fucking clue what you are going on about noooo:

Bye, bye... lol:
Title: Re: Polish the Knob
Post by: bodiam on December 27, 2011, 04:31:24 PM: Quote from: Barman on December 27, 2011, 04:29:08 PM
Quote from: bodiam on December 27, 2011, 04:27:35 PM
Can I also be banned on the basis that I have not got a fucking clue what you are going on about noooo:

Bye, bye... lol:
Thanks BM :thumbsup: :dogrun: