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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2008, 01:14:47 PM
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Well The Pier has gone into administration which means a credit crunching 50% off everything on their site. Silver linings and all that!
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Well The Pier has gone into administration which means a credit crunching 50% off everything on their site. Silver linings and all that!
Shite! A friend of mine art directs the catalogue... or used to sad24:
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TBH I always thought they were a bit something and nothing. Still 50% off ~ can we rely on delivery though?
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TBH I always thought they were a bit something and nothing. Still 50% off ~ can we rely on delivery though?
I'm going for candles rather than anything else. It's going on a credit card so if delivery doesn't occur we are covered. We are putting in an order at work to save on the delivery.
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TBH I always thought they were a bit something and nothing. Still 50% off ~ can we rely on delivery though?
I'm going for candles rather than anything else. It's going on a credit card so if delivery doesn't occur we are covered. We are putting in an order at work to save on the delivery.
How many candles do you need? eeek:
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LOTS! eveilgrin:
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Buy a fire extinguisher then eveilgrin:
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LOTS! eveilgrin:
Don't waste your breath ~ he doesn't understand.
We buy loads of candles. Some for decoration, some get lit, some don't. Some are just there in case of power cuts others we use to create a relaxing atmosphere. Such things do not seem to enter Nick World ~ prolly 'cos Mrs Nick has more sense that to trust him with a lit candle.
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I've just called Mr Wench to tell him. eeek:
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WTF happened there?
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LOTS! eveilgrin:
I came in part way through this thread and for a moment thought you were making Nicks's birthday cake.. whistle:
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Mrs Nick's actually. I may buy her 54 candles and a fire extinguisher eveilgrin:
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Given your ability to cause disasters and chaos I'm amazed she lets you near anything even vaguely combustible eeek:
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LOTS! eveilgrin:
I came in part way through this thread and for a moment thought you were making Nicks's birthday cake.. whistle:
It would collapse under the weight of the candles and the flame retardant icing.
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I will tell her you said that eveilgrin:
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I will tell her you said that eveilgrin:
It says NICK'S birthday cake. ::)
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I am younger than her eveilgrin:
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I am younger than her eveilgrin:
So! The Queen is younger than Granny Wench, doesn't mean the Queen isn't ancient!
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Can you try to keep on topic?
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I've bought, 3 church candles, 3 plum candles, 12 tapers, 2 iron holders, 2 lanterns, 4 pillows, some glasses, a tablecloth and some napkins, oh and some drinks stirrer things.
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All essential, no doubt
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Of course!
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Mr Wench will be cussing: cussing:
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Too late! point:
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Poor Mr Wench noooo:
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I will tell her you said that eveilgrin:
It says NICK'S birthday cake. ::)
Well you don't think anyone will be stupid enough to eat it do you? It says Nick's Cake so that it can be recycled.
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I will tell her you said that eveilgrin:
It says NICK'S birthday cake. ::)
Well you don't think anyone will be stupid enough to eat it do you? It says Nick's Cake so that it can be recycled.
Retrained maybe. ;)
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Don't eat the cake!!!!! I just remembered that I ummmm ahhhh fed it. eeek:
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The Pier? Shrugs:
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The Pier? Shrugs:
Google it ::)
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I don't think I can be arsed... noooo:
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I don't think I can be arsed... noooo:
Tell LL and Miss Piggy! Shop online! If you have enough patience to keep refreshing the site is rather overloaded at the mo.
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Must keep Mrs JOM away from this news
Must keep Mrs JOM away from this news
Must keep Mrs JOM away from this news
Must keep Mrs JOM away from this news
Must keep Mrs JOM away from this news
We have drawers full of candles all over the house, god knows how many shapes, sizes, and scents. When I got home last night, there was no electric due to a major fault in the area. Southern Electric said try ringing again after 2000hr's. Mrs JOM comes home and says, "no electric, there's no lights, we'll have to go out" Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Alternatively buy stacks for Christmas!!!!
Wonder what happens if I google for Mrs Jom's phone number? eveilgrin:
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We too have a house full of candles... noooo:
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What does she use them for?
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What does she use them for?
Oh Nick... go and wash your mouth out with soap you dirty boy... noooo:
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I was only seeking illumination angel1
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BM You beat me to it. I just knew he would ask again when nobody took his bait before.
And Nick ~ that is a piss poor pun too.
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My first candle purchasing for three years. cloud9:
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What do you need them for?
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Looking pretty and burning! cloud9:
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What do you need them for?
I already told you ~ stop fishing for a mucky answer as there isn't one. We do really use the bloody things to shed light and to look nice. Scented ones also keep the house from smelling musty when all the windows are shut during the winter.
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Do they counteract dog breath?
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I can't think of a mucky answer for Nick to fish for! redface:
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happy100
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I don't think I can be arsed... noooo:
Tell LL and Miss Piggy! Shop online! If you have enough patience to keep refreshing the site is rather overloaded at the mo.
Tell me about it !!!
Luckily one of the girls at work lives near the one in Kingston, so have given her my order. lol
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More candles? noooo:
Buy a fooking torch!
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They've arrived! I have a plum pudding one burning as we speak. cloud9:
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Errrrrrrrr ........... Ho Ho Ho?
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Ho, ho, cough, splutter... cough... for fucks sake what is that fucking smoky smell... cough... noooo:
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Piss off! Even Mr Wench asked what that pleasant smell was! Just wait till I light the three wick buttercream one!
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The girl can handle three wicks at once eeek:
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The girl can handle three wicks at once eeek:
eyes:
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Piss off! Even Mr Wench asked what that pleasant smell was! Just wait till I light the three wick buttercream one!
I shan't bother if you don't mind... noooo:
Doesn't your landlord ban you from lighting the nasty smoky things?
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After four years in the place he couldn't care less. We have an understanding, he doesn't bother us, we don't bother him.
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It's some primeval female thing. All the Mrs' DS have suffered from it.
It can take ages to go round and blow them all out, (the candles that is).
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After four years in the place he couldn't care less. We have an understanding, he doesn't bother us, we don't bother him.
Until you move out and he hands you the schedule of dilapidations: -
Scrape black shite off all walls - £££££££££££££££££££££££££££s
noooo:
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It's some primeval female thing. All the Mrs' DS have suffered from it.
It can take ages to go round and blow them all out, (the candles that is).
I have a snuffer! cloud9:
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It's some primeval female thing. All the Mrs' DS have suffered from it.
It can take ages to go round and blow them all out, (the candles that is).
I have a snuffer! cloud9:
eeek:
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After four years in the place he couldn't care less. We have an understanding, he doesn't bother us, we don't bother him.
Until you move out and he hands you the schedule of dilapidations: -
Scrape black shite off all walls - £££££££££££££££££££££££££££s
noooo:
Wear and tear my dear chap, wear and tear!
Although I have never had black shit up my walls because of candles!
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After four years in the place he couldn't care less. We have an understanding, he doesn't bother us, we don't bother him.
Until you move out and he hands you the schedule of dilapidations: -
Scrape black shite off all walls - £££££££££££££££££££££££££££s
noooo:
Wear and tear my dear chap, wear and tear!
Although I have never had black shit up my walls because of candles!
Thass because walls and ceilings are blackened up at the same pace... you don't notice it... noooo:
Now... about this snuffer...? eyes:
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Yes we have one too ::)
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Mine is an heirloom!
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Mine will be when I'm dead
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Oh thank-you! cloud9: