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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on December 04, 2008, 02:38:58 PM
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Wenchy has already advised me thast the Malaga Xmas market is shite, but we have to go anyway en route from Sevill to Granada. Look at a map.
evil:
The plane out is at about 10 at night. We shall be late at the airport evil:
What else can possibly go wrong?
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When you goin' then?
Soon?
Fantastic.
Peace at last. cloud9:
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14th
Fancy a sniff of my cake?
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When you goin' then?
Soon?
Fantastic.
Peace at last. cloud9:
The last few days of maddness start to make sense now.
When you back like?
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All of a sudden 'National Lampoons Nickmas' comes to mind point:
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December?
Fantastic.
For how long?
No access to a 'puter?
Fantastic.
Peace at last.
It's in me diary. cloud9:
Take that rancid old shitty cake that you keep sniffin' too you old munter, and preferably turf it out the door at 35,000 feet ::)
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Back on the 21st. I have ordered my GOOSE
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Back on the 21st. I have ordered my GOOSE
Good. I hope the bastard bites you. lol:
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It will be dead when I take delivery, thank you.
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It may rise up and take it's revenge!
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No, I am stuffing it with prunes.
Have you ever been stuffed with prunes?
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NO!
VILE THINGS!
I MAY PELT YOU WITH THEM!
Malaga Christmas market is lovely Mrs Nick, you'd like it!
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I think we went once when we first moved there, the fact that we didn't go again I imagine indicates it wasn't all that. I can't actually remember much about it. Bloody long drive though!
whistle:
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I said nothing of the sort!
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char048
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<stalks off nose in air>
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Don't get stuck in the door then (like you did in the dream I had)
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Shit! He's coming back evil:
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sad24:
Maybe Mrs Nick will kick him out the car door on the way to Malaga?
or
I could arrange for Mother Wench to lay her spike strips in the road. rubschin:
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Spare a thought for poor Malaga... sad24:
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It's a lovely place. sad24:
Still at least he isn't using the airport there so I shall still be able to get home.
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It's a lovely place. sad24:
Still at least he isn't using the airport there so I shall still be able to get home.
Was Wenchy... was a lovely place... noooo:
I 'spec the locals are packing up and fleeing even as we type...
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I have put the warning out on facebook. noooo:
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We shall be there on the 21st eveilgrin:
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I have put the warning out on facebook. noooo:
What is "Head for the hills" in Spanish then like...?
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corra para las colinas, la calamidad se acerca
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I shall fit a loudspeaker to our hire car angel1
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And Spanish for "Idiot on the loose"?
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Nick esta aqui!
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lol: lol: lol:
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I see that we have to register online so that we get let into SPain. Does anyone know WTF that is all about (Wenchy)?
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Disaster planning for the Spanish Emergency services prolly... whistle:
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You say not who is asking you to register on line. Is it Sleazy Jet? They do offer the option, to save time checking in at Scallypool airport, to register on line. My Brother who flies to Switzerland (yes I know that is not in Spain) frequently from there says it saves no time at all and has stopped doing it. Makes no odds it seems.
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Ryanair. But it's not about online check in, it appears to be some form of govt requirement rubschin:
https://www.bookryanair.com/SkySales/FRRetrieveAPIS.aspx?culture=EN-GB&lc=EN-GB&pos=MYFLIGHT (https://www.bookryanair.com/SkySales/FRRetrieveAPIS.aspx?culture=EN-GB&lc=EN-GB&pos=MYFLIGHT)
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Have you asked them?
It cannot be a Government Requirement as not everyone has internet access ~ unless they only ask those who book on line to "register" ~ and that's pretty pointless since you must have already provided them with name, address, credit card details, email etc to have booked the flight and will need to show them a passport and credit card before you board. Tell them to p*ss off and see what happens.
My money is that it will be another details gathering scam for future marketing purposes.
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Check the link then!
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That'll be the link posted after I started to reply and thus had no way of seeing before commenting would it?
Nothing more than normal Passport and ID checks ~ have you tried to fly to the US recently? Twice as bad.
They have a responsibility to know who they are carrying. If they are unsure of anyone they will not carry them. Any data gathered for this purpose can, in law, only be used for the reasons given by them at the time.
Try calling other airlines and see if they want the same info ~ if so then you know it's a Kosher request.
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It's kosher:
DoT info (http://www.dft.gov.uk/pgr/aviation/international/advancepassinfo?page=1)
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Well there you have it then. Thanks Uncle.
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How will the data be collected?
The data will be collected either at the airport, when you check in, or in advance, usually when you make your booking. It will help to speed up the check in process if you provide your data before you arrive at the airport.
So Ryanair says to do it in advance or else. The DoT say that you can do it at the airport.
I will do it online, just wondered what it was a bout
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Ryan Air presumably want to comply with the bit about letting the Spanish Authorities know before you board. Given the short check in times at Scallypool (compared to other places) I can see why they would want the info before you arrive. You (and others) would soon complain if you weren't allowed to fly because the Spanish hadn't OK'd you before the flight boarded.
Like I said ~ the US is even more difficult with all this advance notice stuff.
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rubschin: Just a thought ~ I wonder what they do about those who arrive by car ferry or even drive across from France ~ being as how we are all EU with open borders like.
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Well there's a mystery!
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I shall stick to my trips, with car, though the tunnel, across bits of France, Belgium and into Holland with the odd day trip, whilst in Holland, to Germany. It's a well travelled route (Ask GOS) with little in the way to slow the traveller.
Getting to Switzerland may require a Motor Cycle though.
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Where is GOS?
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Dunno ~ he is not well and I don't like to bother him with emails. I figure he will be in when he feels able.
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Anywhoo ~ why you going to Spain? You still haven't given me my stick of rock promised on your last visit sad24:
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Mrs Nick has to go to work in Granada. We get a freee flat there for the week angel1
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And the stick of rock?
No room I suppose ~ once you've got your straw donkey and sombrero in the case.
PS ~ Air looks a bit polluted like ~ is it always that murky?
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So are you taking the boy out of school early...is that not punishable by death these days eeek:
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Yes. A wekk off during which he avoids discos, videos and cutting up tissue paper to make horrid things
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Thats what you think lol:
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Wot?
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The word is What ..Nicholas ..tut tut
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And I still haven't got a clue what you mean
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did u ever ?? lol:
Can you bring me back some new shoes ???
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I think The Boy now goes to a posh school. They have more lax rules so that Tarquin can take time off to get the decent snow in Gastad.
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Don't they sell shoes where you live?
And he doesn't go to a posh school
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And it's Gstaad
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No. Granada
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Don't they sell shoes where you live?
Of course they do but I thought you wanted ideas as to what to get me for Christmas lol:
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I was thinking of some sort of gadget
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I was thinking of some sort of gadget
Got most of them thanks lol:
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And I still haven't got a clue what you mean
Its good to know that with all the economic and political turmoil in the world at the moment that there is one thing that never changes.. whistle:
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http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/sat-nag/index.html (http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/sat-nag/index.html)
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And I still haven't got a clue what you mean
Its good to know that with all the economic and political turmoil in the world at the moment that there is one thing that never changes.. whistle:
Two things will never change. Nick and Miss D's desire for shoes.
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Miss D's axe is always sharp so I'm not daft enough to say anything like that. scared2:
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http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/sat-nag/index.html (http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/sat-nag/index.html)
I bought one of those as a secret santa present for the most miserable bloke in the office lol:
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Two things will never change. Nick and Miss D's desire for shoes.
Don't limit my options Snoops lol:
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OK Change that to read Miss D's desires. whistle:
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http://www.annsummers.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/categorydisplay9_et!letc~ev!10201%7C%7C_40151_10202_-1__10201_10001_10201 (http://www.annsummers.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/categorydisplay9_et!letc~ev!10201%7C%7C_40151_10202_-1__10201_10001_10201) whistle:
And a battery charger
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Sometimes I think you come here to live out your fantasies. ;)
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eeek:
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noooo:
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noooo:
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lol: lol:
Love the baler twine holding the gate shut! (we call it "Binder twine" in my part of Hampshire but it's the same stuff)
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Well I have tried ths online registration thingy three times now.
Booking System Temporarily Unavailable
The Ryanair.com booking system is currently unavailable due to essential system maintenance.
We apologise for the inconvenience caused by this temporary system outage
It doesn't tell you this until you have typed in all the required information evil:
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point:
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'Phone them!
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happy001
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I was ignoring the dog's idiotic suggestion. evil:
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One more sleep. Mrs Nick has just realised she has to make The Boy a costume for the WIzard of Oz. Before 2.00 eveilgrin:
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Two more sleeps for me... sad24:
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Pack your thermal underwear
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And your moon boots. Not only is it cold, it is slippery.
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You may need a compo lawyer whistle:
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Two more sleeps for me... sad24:
Bring a canoe
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And flares! In case you are frozen in or marooned!
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Two more sleeps for me... sad24:
Bring a canoe
Do a runner like...? rubschin:
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Mrs Nick has bought presents to take to Spain. She has hidden them. SHe has forgotten where noooo:
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Why is she taking presents to Spain? You said you were coming back before Christmas.
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For SPanish friends ::)
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Mrs Nick has bought presents to take to Spain. She has hidden them. SHe has forgotten where noooo:
Ask her to keep an eye out for Mrs G's bloody jewellery while she's a hunting for them please. ::)
Correct, The search here continues ubnabated. Banghead
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I suggested the loft. SHe said there was NO WAY she would have put them in the loft.
SHe is now searching the loft noooo:
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I suggested the loft. SHe said there was NO WAY she would have put them in the loft.
SHe is now searching the loft noooo:
If she said they won't be there, they could well be.
We await with interest for the outcome. ::)
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The hunt continues Banghead
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What had she bought? Will the receipts be with them? Could you just by new and return the others when you find them
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What had she bought? Will the receipts be with them? Could you just by new and return the others when you find them
Probably be in the wheelie bin. Should be on the tip by the time they get home. ::)
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They'll be in the last place she looks.... whistle:
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Mrs Growler keeps losing my socks. confused:
I have approx 6 non pairs now.
How can you lose socks between the linen basket, the machine, and the airing cupboard? confused:
Wimmen. First class losers. Banghead
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wash, dry and put away your own socks then! cussing: Mr Wench complained once about such things. Did his own washing for six months and now keeps his mouth shut!
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Does he like cheese?
She is still rummaging. We have to leave here at 2 tomorrow, and if she starts going shopping for replacement presents........
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wash, dry and put away your own socks then! cussing: Mr Wench complained once about such things. Did his own washing for six months and now keeps his mouth shut!
Was just asking a perfectly civil and reasonable question as to where they disappear to?
You lot keeping a secret sock supply for nesting purposes or summat? confused:
Anyway, DON'T start getting on you high horse to me young lady! spider:
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Does he like cheese?
She is still rummaging. We have to leave here at 2 tomorrow, and if she starts going shopping for replacement presents........
Fun watching them in'it? lol:
She accused you of anything yet...like being of no help whatsoever? ::)
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I am being angel1
eveilgrin:
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I am being angel1
eveilgrin:
What? An evil grinning fairy? whistle:
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I have cooked dinner, done some washing, packed, sorted out all the clean washing, finished my werk and plan an early night. Mrs Nick is rummaging like a gigantic hamster
Oh, and I booked the hire car, sorted out lunch for tomorrow and solved atechnical problem for Mrs Nick.
I am just so angel1
Men are much better at multi-tasking, I feel angel1
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She still searching then?
Car boot?
'The Boys' bedroom?
Behind the books in you bookcase?
Wheelie bin?
Is she actually positive that she actually bought these presents, and if so, where's the receipt and what are these items?
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I have no idea what they are nor am I remotely interested angel1
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I have no idea what they are nor am I remotely interested angel1
Big or small items? It could help.
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shrugs:
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shrugs:
Have you asked like? Might help and show you're concerned for her desires to help her in her quest?
Maybe not on 2nd thoughts. rubschin:
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I have packed. It took me 4 minutes angel1
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I have packed. It took me 4 minutes angel1
Thought you were having an early night?
How's the large hamster doing?
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Don't forget to cancel the milk, leave him a note, a few examples:
Dear Milkman, I've just had a baby, please leave another one.
Please leave an extra pint of paralysed milk.
Cancel one pint after the day after today.
Please don't leave any more milk. All they do is drink it.
Milkman, please close the gate behind you because the birds keep pecking the tops off the milk.
Milkman, please could I have a loaf but not bread today.
Please cancel milk. I have nothing coming into the house but two sons on the dole.
Sorry not to have paid your bill before, but my wife had a baby and I've been carrying it around in my pocket for weeks.
Sorry about yesterday's note. I didn't mean one egg and a dozen pints, but the other way round.
When you leave my milk knock on my bedroom window and wake me because I want you to give me a hand to turn the mattress.
Please knock. My TV's broken down and I missed last night's Coronation Street. If you saw it, will you tell me what happened over a cup of tea.
My daughter says she wants a milkshake. Do you do it before you deliver or do I have to shake the bottle?
Please send me a form for cheap milk, for I have a baby two months old and did not know about it until a neighbour told me.
Please send me details about cheap milk as I am stagnant.
Milk is needed for the baby. Father is unable to supply it.
From now on please leave two pints every other day and one pint on the days in between, except Wednesdays and Saturdays when I don't want any milk.
My back door is open. Please put milk in 'fridge, get money out of cup in drawer and leave change on kitchen table in pence, because we want to play bingo tonight.
Please leave no milk today. When I say today, I mean tomorrow, for I wrote this note yesterday.
When you leave the milk please put the coal on the boiler, let dog out and put newspaper inside the screen door. PS. Don't leave any milk.
No milk. Please do not leave milk at No. 14 either as he is dead until further notice.
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When you leave the milk please put the coal on the boiler, let dog out and put newspaper inside the screen door. PS. Don't leave any milk.
happy001
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I have packed. It took me 4 minutes angel1
Thought you were having an early night?
How's the large hamster doing?
She has been up all night noooo:
She's a bit tetchy for some reason rubschin:
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I have packed. It took me 4 minutes angel1
Thought you were having an early night?
How's the large hamster doing?
She has been up all night noooo:
She's a bit tetchy for some reason rubschin:
Is she packed yet tho...? rubschin:
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I have packed. It took me 4 minutes angel1
Thought you were having an early night?
How's the large hamster doing?
She has been up all night noooo:
....and found......?
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Neither noooo:
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You're going to miss the flight... noooo:
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We shall just catch it
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We shall just catch it
noooo:
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We may have to strangle The Boy though noooo:
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Levels of panic and faffing are rising.
I may have to pop out for a bit, like
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Mrs Nick reports that she has lost her handbag evil:. That would be the one with the money, tickets and passports in it cussing:
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Has it never occurred to you that Mrs Nick isn't perhaps the best person in your household to be allowed to take charge of anything?
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They're at the airport... trying to get on the next flight like... whistle:
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They've gone then! cloud9:
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They've gone then! cloud9:
No. They're at the airport... trying to get on the next flight like... ::)
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He told me the flight was at 2100hrs this evening ~ Even given check in security etc they cannot be there yet.
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How long does it take to get to the airport?
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How long does it take to get to the airport?
Correction:
How long does it take Nick to get to the airport?
'bout two days prolly...
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How long does it take to get to the airport?
From Nick's? 'bout 33 minutes I should think.
The AA Route Finder says it's 20.8 miles and estimates the travel time at 36 minutes
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How long does it take to get to the airport?
From Nick's? 'bout 33 minutes I should think.
The AA Route Finder says it's 20.8 miles and estimates the travel time at 36 minutes
Two days then...
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So three hours before earliest check in, that is pushing it even my standards of normal travel time x 2 for public transportation buggeration.
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So three hours before earliest check in, that is pushing it even my standards of normal travel time x 2 for public transportation buggeration.
He could fvcking walk there in time ~ no this is faffing time.
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He'd fucked... I win.... cloud9:
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He'd fucked? Fucked whom?
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He'd fucked? Fucked whom?
he'd fucked... I'm bladdered... whistle:
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He may be barking mad, and get on me tits a bit like, ranting on about his cake and stuff, but I'm gonna miss his shite for the next week. sad32:
I feel like I've lost a friend.
Alone in a wilderness of apathy. tunble:
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He may be barking mad, and get on me tits a bit like, ranting on about his cake and stuff, but I'm gonna miss his shite for the next week. sad32:
I feel like I've lost a friend. tunble:
point: whacky115
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He may be barking mad, and get on me tits a bit like, ranting on about his cake and stuff, but I'm gonna miss his shite for the next week. sad32:
I feel like I've lost a friend. tunble:
point: whacky115
Thank you. Think I'll log off for a week then. Angry9:
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He may be barking mad, and get on me tits a bit like, ranting on about his cake and stuff, but I'm gonna miss his shite for the next week. sad32:
I feel like I've lost a friend. tunble:
He tells me that he is taking a laptop and the flat they are staying in has wireless broadband. Did you honestly think we would get rid of him that easily? Banghead
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He may be barking mad, and get on me tits a bit like, ranting on about his cake and stuff, but I'm gonna miss his shite for the next week. sad32:
I feel like I've lost a friend. tunble:
point: whacky115
Thank you. Think I'll log off for a week then. Angry9:
Well.. I'll be off for two weeks but If you miss me that much... noooo:
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He may be barking mad, and get on me tits a bit like, ranting on about his cake and stuff, but I'm gonna miss his shite for the next week. sad32:
I feel like I've lost a friend. tunble:
point: whacky115
Thank you. Think I'll log off for a week then. Angry9:
But someone has to be around to balance out my jollity!
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He may be barking mad, and get on me tits a bit like, ranting on about his cake and stuff, but I'm gonna miss his shite for the next week. sad32:
I feel like I've lost a friend. tunble:
point: whacky115
Thank you. Think I'll log off for a week then. Angry9:
Well.. I'll be off for two weeks but If you miss me that much... noooo:
You talk a different kind of shite. Usually paint or digital shite related.
He just talks unfathonably large amounts of 100% pure and unadulterated random shite all of the time, and I can relate to his homely traumas.
Mrs Nick and Mrs GROWLER are twins. eeek:
The never ending jewellery search continues into it's 4th consecutive day here. ::)
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He may be barking mad, and get on me tits a bit like, ranting on about his cake and stuff, but I'm gonna miss his shite for the next week. sad32:
I feel like I've lost a friend. tunble:
point: whacky115
Thank you. Think I'll log off for a week then. Angry9:
But someone has to be around to balance out my jollity!
What? With my boundless and never ending woes and tales of misery and hatred towards most things in life...apart from CAKE and me 'ill, and a few other randomy pleasant things like. cloud9:
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Just keep thinking about cake like... whistle:
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Just keep thinking about cake like... whistle:
I was on Friday night, but they'd sold out again. Angry9:
Think I've been raving about it too much on the various forums I frequent. Banghead
I'm currently Morrisons crimbo CAKEless cry:
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I hate to say this but SWMBO went to Morrisons this morning ~ to get fruit and some other bits and pieces. I called her on her mobby whilst she was there and said "I hear they do a cracking cake for Ģ2.99, see if they have any"
She came home with one and the news that they have HUNDREDS of them.
That's Morrisons ~ RHYL. whistle:
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I hate to say this but SWMBO went to Morrisons this morning ~ to get fruit and some other bits and pieces. I called her on her mobby whilst she was there and said "I hear they do a cracking cake for Ģ2.99, see if they have any"
She came home with one and the news that they have HUNDREDS of them.
That's Morrisons ~ RHYL. whistle:
I may buy some in Windsor like... whistle:
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I hate to say this but SWMBO went to Morrisons this morning ~ to get fruit and some other bits and pieces. I called her on her mobby whilst she was there and said "I hear they do a cracking cake for Ģ2.99, see if they have any"
She came home with one and the news that they have HUNDREDS of them.
That's Morrisons ~ RHYL. whistle:
I may buy some in Windsor like... whistle:
Check later ~ I plan on having some this evening for tea ~ I'll report on quality.
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I hate to say this but SWMBO went to Morrisons this morning ~ to get fruit and some other bits and pieces. I called her on her mobby whilst she was there and said "I hear they do a cracking cake for Ģ2.99, see if they have any"
She came home with one and the news that they have HUNDREDS of them.
That's Morrisons ~ RHYL. whistle:
You tried it yet? Tasty in'it?
I'll be 'round in 20. lol:
Posted same time as yours. redface:
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Having it in about half an hour for tea ~ after hot buttered muffins like.
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OK Morrisons Crimbo Cake report.
Very nice ~ perhaps a little sweet for my taste but extremely good, not much marzipan though.
I'll have another piece for supper ~ with a piece of strong cheddar, that should cut the sweetness nicely I feel.
Excellent value for Ģ2.99
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OK Morrisons Crimbo Cake report.
Very nice ~ perhaps a little sweet for my taste but extremely good, not much marzipan though.
I'll have another piece for supper ~ with a piece of strong cheddar, that should cut the sweetness nicely I feel.
Excellent value for Ģ2.99
Told you all so. Sweet bargain, and the little sprigs of holly look great in all the plant pots I've stuck 'em in too! cloud9:
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Anyhoo... Back on topic like... ::)
Is the Nickmeister at the airport yet...? Shrugs:
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Anyhoo... Back on topic like... ::)
Is the Nickmeister at the airport yet...? Shrugs:
Dunno. Want me to ring him like....for a bit of a giggle? spider:
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Anyhoo... Back on topic like... ::)
Is the Nickmeister at the airport yet...? Shrugs:
Dunno. Want me to ring him like....for a bit of a giggle? spider:
I couldn't possibl- oh go on then! eveilgrin:
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In the opening post he says the flight is about ten at night. He told me on the 'phone it was 9 o'clock in the evening. Why would he be at the airport now? It is only half past six.
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In the opening post he says the flight is about ten at night. He told me on the 'phone it was 9 o'clock in the evening. Why would he be at the airport now? It is only half past six.
evil:
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Bloody kicked into the answer phone.
Left a message saying we're all deeply concerned about him, and to contact me urgently like. lol:
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Bloody kicked into the answer phone.
Left a message saying we're all deeply concerned about him, and to contact me urgently like. lol:
happy001
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;D ;D ;D
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eveilgrin:
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Nick wishes he'd beaten the locals to the airport
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Nick wishes he'd beaten the locals to the airport
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lol: lol: lol:
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Anyhoo... Back on topic like... ::)
Is the Nickmeister at the airport yet...? Shrugs:
Dunno. Want me to ring him like....for a bit of a giggle? spider:
I couldn't possibl- oh go on then! eveilgrin:
He's rung!
He's alive!! ::)
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Ummmm wasn't his plane at 10? eeek:
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Ummmm wasn't his plane at 10? eeek:
Dunno.
Rang me at 9:55 pm.
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I shan't rest easy till I know he is in the air over a different country! scared2:
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He missed it... like I said like... whistle:
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I expect The Boy was running round check-in shouting "Dad's got a bomb" and they are still being interrogated.
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He missed it... like I said like... whistle:
You actually spoke to him then?
Useless sod he is. ::)
I missed his call. Rang while TG was on and didn't leave a message, bloody trout features. ::)
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lol:
I doubt BM talked to him, I imagine he was just assuming.
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lol:
I doubt BM talked to him, I imagine he was just assuming.
I'll try ringing him again then. whistle:
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lol:
I doubt BM talked to him, I imagine he was just assuming.
I'll try ringing him again then. whistle:
At no expense to you lot, I've just spoken to the troublesome chappy himself....and 'The Boy'! eeek:
His flight was at 17:15 yesterday, and they did catch it...bloody shit stirring BM. cussing:
Apparently there was an incident at the airport regarding 3 kilos of Branston Pickle.
What that could possibly have resulted in is anyones guess. He will reveal the messy details later apparently.
He's currently sitting outside a Caf' in Granada...is it??...eating chocy doughnuts or summat, drinking coffee in the warm sunshine looking out towards the mountains....bastard cussing:
He sends his regards. I told him to piss off.
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lol:
I doubt BM talked to him, I imagine he was just assuming.
I'll try ringing him again then. whistle:
At no expense to you lot, I've just spoken to the troublesome chappy himself....and 'The Boy'! eeek:
His flight was at 17:15 yesterday, and they did catch it...bloody shit stirring BM. cussing:
Apparently there was an incident at the airport regarding 3 kilos of Branston Pickle.
What that could possibly have resulted in is anyones guess. He will reveal the messy details later apparently.
He's currently sitting outside a Caf' in Granada...is it??...eating chocy doughnuts or summat, drinking coffee in the warm sunshine looking out towards the mountains....bastard cussing:
He sends his regards. I told him to piss off.
Thank you for that ~ though I have to say I don't actually give a sh*t.
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lol:
I doubt BM talked to him, I imagine he was just assuming.
I'll try ringing him again then. whistle:
At no expense to you lot, I've just spoken to the troublesome chappy himself....and 'The Boy'! eeek:
His flight was at 17:15 yesterday, and they did catch it...bloody shit stirring BM. cussing:
Apparently there was an incident at the airport regarding 3 kilos of Branston Pickle.
What that could possibly have resulted in is anyones guess. He will reveal the messy details later apparently.
He's currently sitting outside a Caf' in Granada...is it??...eating chocy doughnuts or summat, drinking coffee in the warm sunshine looking out towards the mountains....bastard cussing:
He sends his regards. I told him to piss off.
sad24:
I want to be sitting in a cafe in the sun drinking hot chocolate and eating churros too. sad24:
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lol:
I doubt BM talked to him, I imagine he was just assuming.
I'll try ringing him again then. whistle:
At no expense to you lot, I've just spoken to the troublesome chappy himself....and 'The Boy'! eeek:
His flight was at 17:15 yesterday, and they did catch it...bloody shit stirring BM. cussing:
Apparently there was an incident at the airport regarding 3 kilos of Branston Pickle.
What that could possibly have resulted in is anyones guess. He will reveal the messy details later apparently.
He's currently sitting outside a Caf' in Granada...is it??...eating chocy doughnuts or summat, drinking coffee in the warm sunshine looking out towards the mountains....bastard cussing:
He sends his regards. I told him to piss off.
Thank you for that ~ though I have to say I don't actually give a sh*t.
No. It's NICK I spoke to, NOT BM. lol:
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lol:
I doubt BM talked to him, I imagine he was just assuming.
I'll try ringing him again then. whistle:
At no expense to you lot, I've just spoken to the troublesome chappy himself....and 'The Boy'! eeek:
His flight was at 17:15 yesterday, and they did catch it...bloody shit stirring BM. cussing:
Apparently there was an incident at the airport regarding 3 kilos of Branston Pickle.
What that could possibly have resulted in is anyones guess. He will reveal the messy details later apparently.
He's currently sitting outside a Caf' in Granada...is it??...eating chocy doughnuts or summat, drinking coffee in the warm sunshine looking out towards the mountains....bastard cussing:
He sends his regards. I told him to piss off.
sad24:
I want to be sitting in a cafe in the sun drinking hot chocolate and eating churros too. sad24:
You can come up me 'ill and share some of me Morrisons CAKE with me if you like. I'll even put some hot chocy in the flask instead of coffee if you like like.
I'll even be there to cushion your fall if you slip on the ice like too! eyes:
I really know how to treat the girlies you know. cloud9:
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lol:
I doubt BM talked to him, I imagine he was just assuming.
I'll try ringing him again then. whistle:
At no expense to you lot, I've just spoken to the troublesome chappy himself....and 'The Boy'! eeek:
His flight was at 17:15 yesterday, and they did catch it...bloody shit stirring BM. cussing:
Apparently there was an incident at the airport regarding 3 kilos of Branston Pickle.
What that could possibly have resulted in is anyones guess. He will reveal the messy details later apparently.
He's currently sitting outside a Caf' in Granada...is it??...eating chocy doughnuts or summat, drinking coffee in the warm sunshine looking out towards the mountains....bastard cussing:
He sends his regards. I told him to piss off.
sad24:
I want to be sitting in a cafe in the sun drinking hot chocolate and eating churros too. sad24:
And if you weren't determined on your St Joan like sacrifice of living with a Welshman in Sarf London you could be. Why the f*ck are you here if you don't like it?
My niece, a little older than you (she is 37), decided at the age of 19 to live in Switzerland. She comes to the UK twice a year and cannot wait to return to Switzerland. She works hard, rents a beautiful apartment, has raised two kids, divorced her husband (years ago now) and has a "partner".
If you want to live in Spain why don't you? Seriously.
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lol:
I doubt BM talked to him, I imagine he was just assuming.
I'll try ringing him again then. whistle:
At no expense to you lot, I've just spoken to the troublesome chappy himself....and 'The Boy'! eeek:
His flight was at 17:15 yesterday, and they did catch it...bloody shit stirring BM. cussing:
Apparently there was an incident at the airport regarding 3 kilos of Branston Pickle.
What that could possibly have resulted in is anyones guess. He will reveal the messy details later apparently.
He's currently sitting outside a Caf' in Granada...is it??...eating chocy doughnuts or summat, drinking coffee in the warm sunshine looking out towards the mountains....bastard cussing:
He sends his regards. I told him to piss off.
sad24:
I want to be sitting in a cafe in the sun drinking hot chocolate and eating churros too. sad24:
You can come up me 'ill and share some of me Morrisons CAKE with me if you like. I'll even put some hot chocy in the flask instead of coffee if you like like.
I'll even be there to cushion your fall if you slip on the ice like too! eyes:
I really know how to treat the girlies you know. cloud9:
You silver-tongued smoothy. eyes:
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lol:
I doubt BM talked to him, I imagine he was just assuming.
I'll try ringing him again then. whistle:
At no expense to you lot, I've just spoken to the troublesome chappy himself....and 'The Boy'! eeek:
His flight was at 17:15 yesterday, and they did catch it...bloody shit stirring BM. cussing:
Apparently there was an incident at the airport regarding 3 kilos of Branston Pickle.
What that could possibly have resulted in is anyones guess. He will reveal the messy details later apparently.
He's currently sitting outside a Caf' in Granada...is it??...eating chocy doughnuts or summat, drinking coffee in the warm sunshine looking out towards the mountains....bastard cussing:
He sends his regards. I told him to piss off.
sad24:
I want to be sitting in a cafe in the sun drinking hot chocolate and eating churros too. sad24:
You can come up me 'ill and share some of me Morrisons CAKE with me if you like. I'll even put some hot chocy in the flask instead of coffee if you like like.
I'll even be there to cushion your fall if you slip on the ice like too! eyes:
I really know how to treat the girlies you know. cloud9:
You silver-tongued smoothy. eyes:
Got a nice warm soft fluffy coat to snuggle up to too....to keep her warm like. cloud9:
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lol:
I doubt BM talked to him, I imagine he was just assuming.
I'll try ringing him again then. whistle:
At no expense to you lot, I've just spoken to the troublesome chappy himself....and 'The Boy'! eeek:
His flight was at 17:15 yesterday, and they did catch it...bloody shit stirring BM. cussing:
Apparently there was an incident at the airport regarding 3 kilos of Branston Pickle.
What that could possibly have resulted in is anyones guess. He will reveal the messy details later apparently.
He's currently sitting outside a Caf' in Granada...is it??...eating chocy doughnuts or summat, drinking coffee in the warm sunshine looking out towards the mountains....bastard cussing:
He sends his regards. I told him to piss off.
sad24:
I want to be sitting in a cafe in the sun drinking hot chocolate and eating churros too. sad24:
And if you weren't determined on your St Joan like sacrifice of living with a Welshman in Sarf London you could be. Why the f*ck are you here if you don't like it?
My niece, a little older than you (she is 37), decided at the age of 19 to live in Switzerland. She comes to the UK twice a year and cannot wait to return to Switzerland. She works hard, rents a beautiful apartment, has raised two kids, divorced her husband (years ago now) and has a "partner".
If you want to live in Spain why don't you? Seriously.
Because when I am there I miss it here. redface:
What I really need is to not work and then I could gad off for a long weekend every six weeks or so to get my fix. redface:
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lol:
I doubt BM talked to him, I imagine he was just assuming.
I'll try ringing him again then. whistle:
At no expense to you lot, I've just spoken to the troublesome chappy himself....and 'The Boy'! eeek:
His flight was at 17:15 yesterday, and they did catch it...bloody shit stirring BM. cussing:
Apparently there was an incident at the airport regarding 3 kilos of Branston Pickle.
What that could possibly have resulted in is anyones guess. He will reveal the messy details later apparently.
He's currently sitting outside a Caf' in Granada...is it??...eating chocy doughnuts or summat, drinking coffee in the warm sunshine looking out towards the mountains....bastard cussing:
He sends his regards. I told him to piss off.
sad24:
I want to be sitting in a cafe in the sun drinking hot chocolate and eating churros too. sad24:
And if you weren't determined on your St Joan like sacrifice of living with a Welshman in Sarf London you could be. Why the f*ck are you here if you don't like it?
My niece, a little older than you (she is 37), decided at the age of 19 to live in Switzerland. She comes to the UK twice a year and cannot wait to return to Switzerland. She works hard, rents a beautiful apartment, has raised two kids, divorced her husband (years ago now) and has a "partner".
If you want to live in Spain why don't you? Seriously.
Because when I am there I miss it here. redface:
What I really need is to not work and then I could gad off for a long weekend every six weeks or so to get my fix. redface:
Dissatisfied with everything then ~ Tsk!
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Dissatisfied with everything then ~ Tsk!
= Female whistle:
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Dissatisfied with everything then ~ Tsk!
= Female whistle:
Weeeeeeeeeeeeellllll. Yes, as it happens.
As an Asian work mate of a friend is reported to have said "The nail, you are hitting her right upon my head"
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What can I say. It is all true. noooo:
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lol:
I doubt BM talked to him, I imagine he was just assuming.
I'll try ringing him again then. whistle:
At no expense to you lot, I've just spoken to the troublesome chappy himself....and 'The Boy'! eeek:
His flight was at 17:15 yesterday, and they did catch it...bloody shit stirring BM. cussing:
Apparently there was an incident at the airport regarding 3 kilos of Branston Pickle.
What that could possibly have resulted in is anyones guess. He will reveal the messy details later apparently.
He's currently sitting outside a Caf' in Granada...is it??...eating chocy doughnuts or summat, drinking coffee in the warm sunshine looking out towards the mountains....bastard cussing:
He sends his regards. I told him to piss off.
sad24:
I want to be sitting in a cafe in the sun drinking hot chocolate and eating churros too. sad24:
And if you weren't determined on your St Joan like sacrifice of living with a Welshman in Sarf London you could be. Why the f*ck are you here if you don't like it?
My niece, a little older than you (she is 37), decided at the age of 19 to live in Switzerland. She comes to the UK twice a year and cannot wait to return to Switzerland. She works hard, rents a beautiful apartment, has raised two kids, divorced her husband (years ago now) and has a "partner".
If you want to live in Spain why don't you? Seriously.
Because when I am there I miss it here. redface:
What I really need is to not work and then I could gad off for a long weekend every six weeks or so to get my fix. redface:
You could always see about telecommuting. If most of your work is done on a computer then as long as you are able to log in it wouldnt matter where you are.
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Not feasible. As I am also the phone monkey.
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What is all this shite?
Itīs fucking freezing here!
More on teh Branston Pickle incident another time. But three kilos, in a suitcase noooo:
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What is all this shite?
Itīs fucking freezing here!
More on teh Branston Pickle incident another time. But three kilos, in a suitcase noooo:
Mrs Nick eventually found the hidden missing gifts after the all night treasure hunt then? happy088
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How could she hide 3Kg of Branston...? Shrugs:
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How could she hide 3Kg of Branston...? Shrugs:
Swallowed it?
sick2:
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How could she hide 3Kg of Branston...? Shrugs:
Swallowed it?
sick2:
Wrapped up in condoms like...? rubschin:
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How could she hide 3Kg of Branston...? Shrugs:
Swallowed it?
sick2:
Wrapped up in condoms like...? rubschin:
I was thinking of 'by mouth' but your suggestion may hold water. .
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How could she hide 3Kg of Branston...? Shrugs:
Swallowed it?
sick2:
Wrapped up in condoms like...? rubschin:
I was thinking of 'by mouth' but your suggestion may hold water. .
Of course they hold water Darwin... ::)
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Why in gods name you'd want to take 6 large bottles of pickle to Spain anyway is totally beyond me. ::)
Don't they sell Pickle over there ffs?
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They do but in teeny tiny jars for an ex toritonate rate. Mother Wench's Christmas box contained, gravy granules, dumpling mix, tea bags, marmite and pickle among other ludicrous items. noooo:
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I would have thought one could nip into Gib and buy some from Safeways whistle:
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They do but in teeny tiny jars for an ex toritonate rate. Mother Wench's Christmas box contained, gravy granules, dumpling mix, tea bags, marmite and pickle among other ludicrous items. noooo:
Don't they have Carrefour or anything there...? rubschin:
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Anyone with a atom of sense would not have placed glass jars of anything in a suitcase and then flown Ryan Air ~ but at least Nick has the consolation that Mrs Nick did the packing. If that was what she wanted to give as presents then why not put them in a box and send them ahead DHL like any normal person?
rubschin: I think I just answered my own question with the words normal person.
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Anyone with a atom of sense would not have placed glass jars of anything in a suitcase and then flown Ryan Air ~ but at least Nick has the consolation that Mrs Nick did the packing. If that was what she wanted to give as presents then why not put them in a box and send them ahead DHL like any normal person?
rubschin: I think I just answered my own question with the words normal person.
He should have got the squeezable version then...? rubschin:
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Can you buy common sense then?
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I would have thought one could nip into Gib and buy some from Safeways whistle:
You'd think wouldn't you! noooo:
She refuses to drive there on her own and won't go with any of her friends. And frankly the last thing that Brother Wench and I want to do on our hols is drive down there. noooo:
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Anyone with a atom of sense would not have placed glass jars of anything in a suitcase and then flown Ryan Air ~ but at least Nick has the consolation that Mrs Nick did the packing. If that was what she wanted to give as presents then why not put them in a box and send them ahead DHL like any normal person?
rubschin: I think I just answered my own question with the words normal person.
We can't at this precise moment in time say catergorically that this is the correct story. I am simply being assumptious
Mr Nick has stated that all will be revealed upon his return....presumably to tell us that Mrs Nick was in fact taking 6 large bottles of Branston Pickle as offerings of gifts to Spain. ::)
Hope she doesn't read all this....you know, Nick leaving his laptop lying around and switched on and stuff like!! eeek: scared:
Anyone asks, I'm just a google spider, ok? whistle:
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I am listening you know evil:
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The novelty of Spain worn off then?
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No, we went to Carmona yesterday cloud9:
Off to Triana now, but it is fvcking freezing!
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No, we went to Carmona yesterday cloud9:
Off to Triana now, but it is fvcking freezing!
Heartbreaking. sad32:
Actually quite warmish here today. Sadly for you though, it's gong to turn bloody freezing again upon you return. lol:
I've taken the liberty of placing a few jars of Branston Pickle on your doorstep as a welcome home pressie.
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No, we went to Carmona yesterday cloud9:
Off to Triana now, but it is fvcking freezing!
Heartbreaking. sad32:
Actually quite warmish here today. Sadly for you though, it's gong to turn bloody freezing again upon you return. lol:
I've taken the liberty of placing a few jars of Branston Pickle on your doorstep as a welcome home pressie.
point: point:
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Sniff my cake evil:
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I can from here! sick2:
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Back to Granada now, where itīs even fvcking colder thanhere
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Back to Granada now, where itīs even fvcking colder thanhere
point: point:
Toasty here... whistle:
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Sniff my cake evil:
Kiss my arse. ::)
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Sniff my cake evil:
Kiss my arse. ::)
lol: lol: lol:
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Just 2 days to go ey? ::)
I will actually be going past his mansion sometime over the weekend too. lol:
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Just 2 days to go ey? ::)
I will actually be going past his mansion sometime over the weekend too. lol:
Have a piss through the letterbox like... whistle:
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Just 2 days to go ey? ::)
I will actually be going past his mansion sometime over the weekend too. lol:
Have a piss through the letterbox like... whistle:
I actually did do that once...not Nicks like, but someone I didn't like like.
Sweetest piss I've ever had. cloud9:
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Just 2 days to go ey? ::)
I will actually be going past his mansion sometime over the weekend too. lol:
Have a piss through the letterbox like... whistle:
I actually did do that once...not Nicks like, but someone I didn't like like.
Sweetest piss I've ever had. cloud9:
Lucky they didn't have one of those spring loaded draft excluders on the back - or a dog like! eeek:
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Just 2 days to go ey? ::)
I will actually be going past his mansion sometime over the weekend too. lol:
Have a piss through the letterbox like... whistle:
I actually did do that once...not Nicks like, but someone I didn't like like.
Sweetest piss I've ever had. cloud9:
Lucky they didn't have one of those spring loaded draft excluders on the back - or a dog like! eeek:
I was too pissed to care tbh.
Not one of my proudest moments though I must say. redface:
He deserved it though tbh. Better and more satisfying than punching his lights out.
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Just 2 days to go ey? ::)
I will actually be going past his mansion sometime over the weekend too. lol:
Have a piss through the letterbox like... whistle:
I actually did do that once...not Nicks like, but someone I didn't like like.
Sweetest piss I've ever had. cloud9:
Lucky they didn't have one of those spring loaded draft excluders on the back - or a dog like! eeek:
I was too pissed to care tbh.
Not one of my proudest moments though I must say. redface:
He deserved it though tbh. Better and more satisfying than punching his lights out. . .
. . .M'lud. ec;
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Just 2 days to go ey? ::)
I will actually be going past his mansion sometime over the weekend too. lol:
Have a piss through the letterbox like... whistle:
I actually did do that once...not Nicks like, but someone I didn't like like.
Sweetest piss I've ever had. cloud9:
Lucky they didn't have one of those spring loaded draft excluders on the back - or a dog like! eeek:
I was too pissed to care tbh.
Not one of my proudest moments though I must say. redface:
He deserved it though tbh. Better and more satisfying than punching his lights out. . .
. . .M'lud. ec;
Did the stain ever come out of the "Welcome" mat Darwin...? whistle:
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Just warmin' his thread up for him like. ::)
Less than 24 hours to total forum bedlum and counting. whistle:
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His keyboard will be all gubbed-up with Branston probleee... whistle:
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I am listening you know evil:
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I am listening you know evil:
Bollox. There's no bloody escaping him is there. ::)
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I am listening you know evil:
Do they have computers at the detention centre now then...? rubschin:
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They have a smoking ban in Spain. For caffs, bars, restaurants. HOWEVER. Itīs optional. Owners can make a judgment whether their customers prefer smoking or hon smoking environments. A notice on the door alerts you to the fact that you are allowed to smoke inside. I had a coffee and afag in a local bar this morning. No fvcking nanny state here
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They have a smoking ban in Spain. For caffs, bars, restaurants. HOWEVER. Itīs optional. Owners can make a judgment whether their customers prefer smoking or hon smoking environments. A notice on the door alerts you to the fact that you are allowed to smoke inside. I had a coffee and afag in a local bar this morning. No fvcking nanny state here
Then stay there
You would have Messrs Dance and Elvis as neighbours like whistle:
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eeek:
Oh, and good moaning to you!
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They have a smoking ban in Spain. For caffs, bars, restaurants. HOWEVER. Itīs optional. Owners can make a judgment whether their customers prefer smoking or hon smoking environments. A notice on the door alerts you to the fact that you are allowed to smoke inside. I had a coffee and afag in a local bar this morning. No fvcking nanny state here
Common sense prevails then ey? I'm on me way.
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No postcard yet ~ Post Office on strike in Spain are they?
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eeek:
Oh, and good moaning to you!
Mornin'
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No postcard yet ~ Post Office on strike in Spain are they?
ANd no stick of rock either. Until you least expect it eveilgrin:
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shrugs: Suit yourself
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Having been shagged by a labrador in Seville I can cope with most things spider:
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Having been shagged by a labrador in Seville I can cope with most things spider:
I can relate to that from my little experience up me 'ill 2 weeks ago. cussing:
Collecting your Branston mountain from customs on the way 'ome like? lol:
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Having been shagged by a labrador in Seville I can cope with most things spider:
Must be the wet Labrador smell that surrounds you
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Having been shagged by a labrador in Seville I can cope with most things spider:
Must be the wet Labrador smell that surrounds you
happy001
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The Branston has been spread around Spain. The labrador is in Seville evil:
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Labrador marmalade eeek:
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We switched off our central heating before we went away. The house will be cold. Mrs Nick said we should leave the heating on all night when we get back. Our English friend in Seville said, "Do you have it off every night usually?"
I said, "2 or three times usually. How about you?"
SHe redface: redface: redface: redface:
point:
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Brian Rix ~ Whitehall farce circa 1960
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We switched off our central heating before we went away. The house will be cold. Mrs Nick said we should leave the heating on all night when we get back. Our English friend in Seville said, "Do you have it off every night usually?"
I said, "2 or three times usually. How about you?"
SHe redface: redface: redface: redface:
point:
Amost scorchio here. Currently 12c so I wouldn't worry about it. noooo:
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No sign yet then? happy088
What could possibly have gone wrong ey? ::)
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I have just got back with our Christmas Tree. As it is so close to Christmas they have reduced them in price whistle:
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I have just got back with our Christmas Tree. As it is so close to Christmas they have reduced them in price whistle:
Excellent!
And no needles left to fall off either! point:
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I have just got back with our Christmas Tree. As it is so close to Christmas they have reduced them in price whistle:
Excellent!
And no needles left to fall off either! point:
Correct. It's a twig. lol:
WELCOME HOME you bearded git! cloud9:
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Then effing Tesco, and now Mrs Nick has gone into faff mode, again!! evil:
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Then effing Tesco, and now Mrs Nick has gone into faff mode, again!! evil:
Did she ever find the stuff...?
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3 kilos of Branston
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Probably with the missing handbag, tickets, passports etc.
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noooo:
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First the shoe bomber, and now...
The pickle bomber!
scared2:
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First the shoe bomber, and now...
The pickle bomber!
scared2:
Be afraid... be very afraid.... scared2:
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3 kilos of Branston
You 'kin WHAT!? eeek:
You mean to say ALL that fuss and flapin' around like a half witted demented goose was really ALL about 3 bloody kilos of bloody Branston Pickle? eeek:
Tell me you're 'avin' a laugh....please? sad32:
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That's wimmin shrugs:
Caused frightful probs at the airport, like
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That's wimmin shrugs:
Caused frightful probs at the airport, like
How could you not be able to find them tho...? rubschin:
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That's wimmin shrugs:
Caused frightful probs at the airport, like
How could you not be able to find them tho...? rubschin:
Probablee stuffed them in with all the other randomy tins of shite in the kitchen cupboard. Good camoflauge that actually. rubschin:
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I never looked for them. We had to unpack at the check in desk and transfer pickle (all wrapped in Mrs Nick's capacious pants) between suitcases cos of some stupid Ryanair rule. noooo:
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I never looked for them. We had to unpack at the check in desk and transfer pickle (all wrapped in Mrs Nick's capacious pants) between suitcases cos of some stupid Ryanair rule. noooo:
What I cannot for the life of me fathom out is WHY didn't she just go and buy 3 more flamin' kilos of the stuff, instead of tearing the house apart all night long, or had she forgotton what she'd bought in the first place?
Where were they in the end?
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I never looked for them. We had to unpack at the check in desk and transfer pickle (all wrapped in Mrs Nick's capacious pants) between suitcases cos of some stupid Ryanair rule. noooo:
What I cannot for the life of me fathom out is WHY didn't she just go and buy 3 more flamin' kilos of the stuff, instead of tearing the house apart all night long, or had she forgotton what she'd bought in the first place?
Where were they in the end?
Wrapped up in her pants. It was all very embarrassing
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I never looked for them. We had to unpack at the check in desk and transfer pickle (all wrapped in Mrs Nick's capacious pants) between suitcases cos of some stupid Ryanair rule. noooo:
What I cannot for the life of me fathom out is WHY didn't she just go and buy 3 more flamin' kilos of the stuff, instead of tearing the house apart all night long, or had she forgotton what she'd bought in the first place?
Where were they in the end?
Wrapped up in her pants. It was all very embarrassing
Give me strength. ::)
In her PANTS!!!? eeek:
Oh how stupid of us for not thinking of that ey?
First place you'd look for 3 kilos of Branston. ::)
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Enuf of her pants (I have had enuf anyhoo). Fancy a pint?
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Enuf of her pants (I have had enuf anyhoo). Fancy a pint?
No. Havin' an early...ish night. Feel crap. sick2:
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Not now, you dolt. I am officially ill.