The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: ATB on December 04, 2008, 03:06:44 PM
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What a rogue's gallery we have here!
How is everyone?
I don't suppose Holly is here? Or lizzy_m?
Hope springs eternal. . .
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Hello, Your round ~ mine's half of mild.
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The place is full of loose wimmin, all of whom have been waiting for you with ropes and Vaseline at the ready.
PS. You have your own "Where the Fvck have I been" thread angel1
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Welcome my good man what a pleasure to see that you have stumbled upon our humble inn. cloud9:
Some of us had to change our names when we were pressed into service behind the bar. ;)
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Trust no one. They are all barking
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All barking eh? Well I've just been across at GOM and, for those who remember the halcyon days of Bra Clips and Pleated Tartan Mini Skirts, it has changed, and not in a good way if you ask me. Some very undesirable types there (present company excepted of course).
That Bar Wench looks a bit tasty. Something familiar about her though. I don't know why but she reminds me of handcuffs. And soreness. But in a good way.
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PS. You have your own "Where the Fvck have I been" thread angel1
I do? Can you post a link?
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http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=5241.0
Ignore Nick, he is worse than he once was, whacky115 but he is on holiday for a week from tomorrow. cloud9:
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Welcome ATB! cloud9:
I think you'll find we have Bra Clips and PTMS hidden away in one of the corners somewhere... whistle:
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What kept you eyes:
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http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=5241.0
Ignore Nick, he is worse than he once was, whacky115 but he is on holiday for a week from tomorrow. cloud9:
14th eveilgrin:
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How's the dungeon?
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The dungeon of lurve? eeek:
I fear Miss D is confined there noooo:
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The dungeon of lurve? eeek:
I fear Miss D is confined there noooo:
Nah ~ we sprang her. Good briefs and all that.
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Should we start a cheap pun thread?
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Aren't they all?
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Prior to the repeat of ISIHAC on R7 was Shyster, Flywheel and Shyster...
a drumroll: fest if ever I heard one lol:
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What kept you eyes:
Ding dong eeek:
I can assure you barmisspah that had I known you and your shapely ways were here I would have hastened my arrival.
Does this pub do lock ins? Because believe me barmisspah, the dungeon has been hosed down and is ready to go. Bring that Bar wench with you as well, although I suspect she knows the way already. . .
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SHe is plannng a weekend of sausage purchasing noooo:
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What kept you eyes:
Ding dong eeek:
I can assure you barmisspah that had I known you and your shapely ways were here I would have hastened my arrival.
Does this pub do lock ins? Because believe me barmisspah, the dungeon has been hosed down and is ready to go. Bring that Bar wench with you as well, although I suspect she knows the way already. . .
Emoticons only work after ten posts... whistle:
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What kept you eyes:
Ding dong eeek:
I can assure you barmisspah that had I known you and your shapely ways were here I would have hastened my arrival.
Does this pub do lock ins? Because believe me barmisspah, the dungeon has been hosed down and is ready to go. Bring that Bar wench with you as well, although I suspect she knows the way already. . .
Emoticons only work after ten posts... whistle:
I told him that in a PM last night. Short attention span I guess.
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Short attention span? How very dare you!
Hey, my emoticons aren't working. Why's that. . . ?
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Have another go. ::)
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Okay.
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Any good?
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You fool, you've used them all up. :-(
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Looks like Wench's Christmas Tree noooo:
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Lucky that admin has a stock of spares in the cellar (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fdance010.gif&hash=76acd257c94c02821ad7ea266e9fb3c5532eb830)
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The dungeon of lurve? eeek:
I fear Miss D is confined there noooo:
Not me ...free's myself from those shackles angry041:
Welcome ATB ....took ur time noooo:
Tis the day after the first office party and I am sorely headed cry:
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At least it's only your head that's sore
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eeek:
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At least it's only your head that's sore
and my feet cry:
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eeek:
Seconded eeek: eeek:
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Wearing of inappropriate high heels - which with the combined reaction of inappropriate numbers of drinks - results in feet stomping around to music for far too long cry:
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Indeed ~ but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Anyway I 'spect you had fun ........... until this morning that is.
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yeah and until the pictures had been circulated - bastards angry041:
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Not the bare bum on the photocopier eeek:
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Not the bare bum on the photocopier eeek:
Yoou realise that this is where Nick regales us of a tale concerning him and a photocopier... eeek:
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Not the bare bum on the photocopier eeek:
Our Photocopier breaks down if you ask it to do more than 1 copy...if you sit on it as well it would have the lawyers in before you pressed a button..
And yes I am talking about it like it's a real person because apparently it responds better to you if you talk to it that way rubschin:
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You are not talking to the copier ~ you are talking to the little man with the very powerful torch that lives inside of it. I thought everyone knew that. ::)
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Not the bare bum on the photocopier eeek:
Yoou realise that this is where Nick regales us of a tale concerning him and a photocopier... eeek:
Not just now, thank you
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yeah and until the pictures had been circulated - bastards angry041:
Facebook! eveilgrin:
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yeah and until the pictures had been circulated - bastards angry041:
Facebook! eveilgrin:
I think that may be later - so you can have a good laugh then my dear lol:
But no these were at work ...so all the boring bastards who didn't go could laugh atthe state of those who did ...very unfair sad24:
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There should be a rule that unless you were there you can't see the pics!
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There should be a rule that unless you were there you can't see the pics!
'cept for your very bestest pals on here that is whistle:
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There should be a rule that unless you were there you can't see the pics!
'cept for your very bestest pals on here that is whistle:
Indeed... the very bestists! whistle:
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I'll see them on facebook because I am her bestiest of all besties! cloud9:
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But we are all bestest friends on here ~ well except one or two.
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I have decided to break bestest friends with Nick. whistle: I am demoting him to just a friend. whistle:
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I will let you sniff my cake angel1
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Stuff your cake
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That might push you down to acquaintance! eeek:
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He is already on my "Bought from Woolies last January in the sales" Card list.
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He is already on my "Bought from Woolies last January in the sales" Card list.
He's on my three years ago found at the bottom of the cupboard list. happy001
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I'll see them on facebook because I am her bestiest of all besties! cloud9:
Exactly xxxx
As for the rest of you lot - you can't have it both ways (apparently !!!) . You can't dissaprove of such social networking sites and then want all the benefits - tsk tsk noooo:
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I'll see them on facebook because I am her bestiest of all besties! cloud9:
Exactly xxxx
As for the rest of you lot - you can't have it both ways (apparently !!!) . You can't dissaprove of such social networking sites and then want all the benefits - tsk tsk noooo:
And what is this if not a social networking site?
Bloody wimmin will twist anything to suit their arguments.
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Facebook eh...? rubschin:
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By Jove I think he's got it lol:
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A Looooooooooooooong time ago
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By Jove I think he's got it lol:
eyes:
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By Jove I think he's got it lol:
Careful, he's on facebook. scared2:
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By Jove I think he's got it lol:
Careful, he's on facebook. scared2:
Indeed... and I have found a new friend... whistle:
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By Jove I think he's got it lol:
Careful, he's on facebook. scared2:
Indeed... and I have found a new friend... whistle:
How'd you find her? eeek:
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By Jove I think he's got it lol:
Careful, he's on facebook. scared2:
Indeed... and I have found a new friend... whistle:
How'd you find her? eeek:
From your list of friends of course... ::)
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Indeed... and I have found a new friend... whistle:
Hello new friend ;)
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Indeed... and I have found a new friend... whistle:
Hello new friend ;)
Hello! cloud9:
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As for the rest of you lot - you can't have it both ways
I think we both know from our sojourns to the dungeon that that isn't true. ;D
It is truly arousing to see you again my pretty one. Still handy with a big chopper I'm pleased to see.
Facebook eh? Always struck me as slightly seedy, is that not the case? I personally prefer more old fashioned grooming techniques... whistle:
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I think we both know from our sojourns to the dungeon that that isn't true. ;D
It is truly arousing to see you again my pretty one. Still handy with a big chopper I'm pleased to see.
Facebook eh? Always struck me as slightly seedy, is that not the case? I personally prefer more old fashioned grooming techniques... whistle:
It's taken a lot of time and counselling to get over my time in the dungeon ATB noooo:
Facebook is just a opportunity to peek through the nets on a regular basis ...wot girl can resist a nose eh lol:
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wot girl can resist a nose eh
A nose? rubschin: