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Title: The All New welcome to ATB thread
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2008, 03:07:18 PM
The Prodigal Son  cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New welcome to ATB thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2008, 03:22:39 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New welcome to ATB thread
Post by: ATB on December 04, 2008, 03:26:04 PM
Awwwww shucks, you guys.

Title: Re: The All New welcome to ATB thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2008, 03:29:52 PM
Lovely to see you, I left my little black book behind in my escape from the cellar in the other place otherwise I would have let you know where we had all congregated after the earthquake!
Title: Re: The All New welcome to ATB thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2008, 03:34:29 PM
Some of us managed to hang on there for a while in a dual role like  but got caught up in the Great Old Mole Scandal and had to use the glider in the attic with the goons hot on our trail. Not even given the chance to say goodbye, let alone invite you to come along for the ride.

Welcome anyway ~ good to see you
Title: Re: The All New welcome to ATB thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2008, 03:36:15 PM
Was it a mole that caused the earthquake?  eeek:
Title: Re: The All New welcome to ATB thread
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2008, 03:50:40 PM
He's gone  eeek:
Title: Re: The All New welcome to ATB thread
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2008, 03:51:12 PM
ATB, you'll be wanting a Celebrity Death Bingo Card I expect... big prizes to be won... well, a prize anyway... a bottle or Ardbeg....  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New welcome to ATB thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2008, 03:55:55 PM
Was it a mole that caused the earthquake?  eeek:

Great Old Mole = GOM Gerrit?   Banghead
Title: Re: The All New welcome to ATB thread
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2008, 03:56:38 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: The All New welcome to ATB thread
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2008, 03:57:35 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: The All New welcome to ATB thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 04, 2008, 03:57:54 PM
 tunble: tunble: tunble:
Title: Re: The All New welcome to ATB thread
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2008, 03:58:10 PM
 tunble: tunble: tunble: tunble: tunble:
Title: Re: The All New welcome to ATB thread
Post by: ATB on December 04, 2008, 04:09:03 PM
Blimey, this site looks much more the thing.

Celebrity Death Bingo. . . ?

And I see Berek is still alive! I think I owe someone a fiver, but buggered if I can remember who.

I get the impression that there are some old GOM-ers masquerading under a new name here.  If there are any old friends here with new names then maybe they would do me the honour of sending me a message?

Title: Re: The All New welcome to ATB thread
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2008, 04:27:55 PM
Polish the Knob is a better game.
Title: Re: The All New welcome to ATB thread
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2008, 04:44:52 PM
Me, me, me! You owe me a fiver remember now...?  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New welcome to ATB thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 04, 2008, 04:55:44 PM
Me, me, me! You owe me a fiver remember now...?  whistle:

What BM means is all donations to Baldymort's hair transplant fund are greatfully received old boy.  whistle:

Welcome to the madhouse.  happy088
Title: Re: The All New welcome to ATB thread
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2008, 04:58:29 PM
Speak for yerself!
Title: Re: The All New welcome to ATB thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 04, 2008, 05:53:46 PM
Of course Nick,you are the sanest person here..  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New welcome to ATB thread
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2008, 06:27:10 PM
I am  angel1
Title: Re: The All New welcome to ATB thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 04, 2008, 06:32:48 PM
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 

Of course you are Nick.
Title: Re: The All New welcome to ATB thread
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2008, 06:33:13 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: The All New welcome to ATB thread
Post by: GROWLER on December 04, 2008, 08:11:17 PM
Polish the Knob is a better game.

Tit. ::)

ATM? rubschin:

Friend or foe? Can't remember now? ::)
Title: Re: The All New welcome to ATB thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2008, 08:12:24 PM
Friend until proven otherwise.
Title: Re: The All New welcome to ATB thread
Post by: GROWLER on December 04, 2008, 08:17:28 PM
Friend until proven otherwise.

Was referring towards me not you lot. OK IIRC.

Welcome anyway ATB.
Title: Re: The All New welcome to ATB thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2008, 08:18:52 PM
 happy088
Title: Re: The All New welcome to ATB thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 04, 2008, 09:34:06 PM
Hello ATB, long time no see etc.  ;D

How are you off for seasonal lucky turnips?
Title: Re: The All New welcome to ATB thread
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2008, 09:23:45 AM
So where has he been?Locked up?
Title: Re: The All New welcome to ATB thread
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2008, 09:35:33 AM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: The All New welcome to ATB thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 05, 2008, 09:36:38 AM
So where has he been?Locked up?

Not a question one asks. We wait for people to tell us, or not, as they please.
Title: Re: The All New welcome to ATB thread
Post by: barmisspah? on December 05, 2008, 10:08:30 AM
All we need now is RJH !
Title: Re: The All New welcome to ATB thread
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2008, 10:11:29 AM
I see you like naughty boys  ::)
Title: Re: The All New welcome to ATB thread
Post by: barmisspah? on December 05, 2008, 11:05:42 AM
I see you like naughty boys  ::)

Most girls do, why the  ::)
But we settle down with the good boys.  lol:
Title: Re: The All New welcome to ATB thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 05, 2008, 11:08:34 AM
I see you like naughty boys  ::)

Most girls do, why the  ::)
But we settle down with the good boys.  lol:

You mean those too slow to get away. surrender:
Title: Re: The All New welcome to ATB thread
Post by: barmisspah? on December 05, 2008, 11:13:12 AM
I see you like naughty boys  ::)

Most girls do, why the  ::)
But we settle down with the good boys.  lol:

You mean those too slow to get away. surrender:

Exactly  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The All New welcome to ATB thread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 05, 2008, 11:55:18 AM
All we need now is RJH !

I should probably email him actually.  rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New welcome to ATB thread
Post by: ATB on December 05, 2008, 12:10:02 PM
RJH? Leave him be.

We had a bit of a falling out.  He clearly felt the Master/Apprentice dynamics had shifted and was challenging me for the title.  We were left with no choice but to battle in out in a 'National Ding Dong-athon' of hitherto unprecendented proportions.  His naivety and inexperience proved to be his downfall, for he made the mistake of attempting the advanced Lesbian Conversion Technique in Newcastle without proper preparation.  Turned out that, instead of lesbians, he had hit upon a meeting of sex-starved Northern weightwatchers.  They were merciless.

After this I didn't see him for a while, but I did run into him a few months ago.  A broken husk of a lothario-in-waiting.  He showed so much promise as well.  But his ambition proved his undoing.  Little upstart.

As for me, it is no coincidence that both the birth rate and single parent stats in this country went up suddenly following the conclusion of the above battle.  Since then I have been convalescing in Asia, exploring the Pacific Rim and eating many a chinese delicacy. . .

Feels good to be home though.



Title: Re: The All New welcome to ATB thread
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2008, 12:11:42 PM
It's definitely him  ::)
Title: Re: The All New welcome to ATB thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 05, 2008, 04:39:19 PM
I have been convalescing in Asia, exploring the Pacific Rim and eating many a chinese delicacy. . .

Yes, we heard you had been working your passage round the volcanic circle.
Title: Re: The All New welcome to ATB thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 05, 2008, 04:44:15 PM
I have been convalescing in Asia, exploring the Pacific Rim and eating many a chinese delicacy. . .

Yes, we heard you had been working your passage round the volcanic circle.

Ah yes! the "Ring of Fire"
Title: Re: The All New welcome to ATB thread
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2008, 04:44:45 PM
I have been convalescing in Asia, exploring the Pacific Rim and eating many a chinese delicacy. . .

Yes, we heard you had been working your passage round the volcanic circle.

Ah yes! the "Ring of Fire"
I've had that problem...  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New welcome to ATB thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 05, 2008, 04:47:10 PM
I have been convalescing in Asia, exploring the Pacific Rim and eating many a chinese delicacy. . .

Yes, we heard you had been working your passage round the volcanic circle.

Ah yes! the "Ring of Fire"

That's the one.