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Come Inside... => The Commons => Topic started by: Nick on December 08, 2008, 11:02:14 AM
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A whole new thread for his idiocies.
http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/scotland/39Bullying-stupid-ignorant39--.4769763.jp (http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/scotland/39Bullying-stupid-ignorant39--.4769763.jp)
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And this is classic!!!!!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/the_daily_politics/7765084.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/the_daily_politics/7765084.stm)
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More jiggery-pokery?
http://www.order-order.com/2009/01/more-mortgage-questions-for-mandelson.html (http://www.order-order.com/2009/01/more-mortgage-questions-for-mandelson.html)
And what is the bastard doing in a 2.5 million house anyway. All Cabinet ministers should be forced to live on council estates evil:
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More jiggery-pokery?
http://www.order-order.com/2009/01/more-mortgage-questions-for-mandelson.html (http://www.order-order.com/2009/01/more-mortgage-questions-for-mandelson.html)
And what is the bastard doing in a 2.5 million house anyway. All Cabinet ministers should be forced to live on council estates evil:
Having grown up on a council estate I question why it should be thought that Cabinet Ministers would be any different if "Forced to live on council estates" ~ you are pandering to prejudice with such statements. John Prescott grew up on a council estate. Did it make him a better minister?
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Harriet Harman MP, Alan Milburn MP, David Davies MP, Alan Johnson MP, David Taylor MP, David Lammy MP,
Paul Holmes MP, Nadine Dorries MP, Derek Conway MP, Tobias Ellwood MP, Philip Collins MP, Tony Cunningham MP,
David Howarth MP ~ just a few of the many ministers, ex ministers and sundry MPs from all parties who grew up on Council Estates ~ Oh and so did Nicolas Sarkozy whistle:
Now I am NOT saying that Mandleson is not a crook but living on a council estate would not change that.
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I was making no judgement abouthte denizens of council estates, merely that preaching Socialism (or whatever it is now) forma 2.5 million housein Regents Park is contemptible. They should be made to live amongst the victims of their own policies. The crap about getting the kids of the poor into Universities (Blackbird Leys: Oxford yesterday) is an idnictment of their rule and reflects the fact that whereas many of us in the 60s(and that includes most Cabinet ministers) had access to Grammar Schools and free university education (with a grant) everyone now ends up in debt to the tune of thousands and the Grammar school is a vansihing breed (apart from round here, fortunately). My parents were working class without a doubt (rented house, mum worked the evening shift at Boots) but I got to Grammar and never looked back. Good for me.
We are lucky that The Boy has a chance to get to a Grammar and are saving like fury for when he gets to University or needs a plumbers' van
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rubschin: I'll let you off then
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My boss has a passing similarity to Mandy (and not just in looks eeek:)
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My boss has a passing similarity to Mandy (and not just in looks eeek:)
Ginger Beer eh?
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My boss has a passing similarity to Mandy (and not just in looks eeek:)
How odd.
I have often found myself passing something with similarity to him as well.
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My boss has a passing similarity to Mandy (and not just in looks eeek:)
How odd.
I have often found myself passing something with similarity to him as well.
I trust you wash your hands afterwards.
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My boss has a passing similarity to Mandy (and not just in looks eeek:)
How odd.
I have often found myself passing something with similarity to him as well.
lol: lol: lol:
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Every time I hear the ponce being interviewed I wince. evil:
He was on again this morning... sick2:
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My boss has a passing similarity to Mandy (and not just in looks eeek:)
Ginger Beer eh?
No. That aspect of Mandy didn't cross my mind.
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My boss has a passing similarity to Mandy (and not just in looks eeek:)
Ginger Beer eh?
No. That aspect of Mandy didn't cross my mind.
Ah ~ so your boss is a slimy, manipulative toad with the moral compass of a Turkish whore then?
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My boss has a passing similarity to Mandy (and not just in looks eeek:)
Ginger Beer eh?
No. That aspect of Mandy didn't cross my mind.
Ah ~ so your boss is a slimy, manipulative toad with the moral compass of a Turkish whore then?
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And now this!!
http://www.order-order.com/2009/01/maserati-mandy-motors.html (http://www.order-order.com/2009/01/maserati-mandy-motors.html)
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Pants on fire!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_7864000/7864461.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_7864000/7864461.stm)
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Pants on fire!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_7864000/7864461.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_7864000/7864461.stm)
Bastardo! cussing:
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He's even got his flag flying upside down ::)
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He's even got his flag flying upside down ::)
And look at Gorgon FFS! noooo:
He looks like he is trying to squeeze one out without wetting himself again... point:
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He's even got his flag flying upside down ::)
It's a distress signal
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Mandelson's "Recession Speech" is live on BBC News.
Or, in my office, it was. A flung glass ashtray has just put paid to the old portable TV I had in there.
WHAT A COMPLETE AND UTTER LYING FVCKWIT.
I may need to go and find a cat outside to kick. cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Cunt!
Sorry... redface:
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Cunt!
Sorry... redface:
Why? ::)
Seems like a fairly reasonable description to me, only 'they' are p'raps a bit more useful than that mealy mouthed slimey corrupt arsewiping little shit prick. sick2:
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Clarkson gets in on the act regarding Mandelson's boss :-)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7873624.stm
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Clarkson gets in on the act regarding Mandelson's boss :-)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7873624.stm
Excellent! cloud9:
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Clarkson gets in on the act regarding Mandelson's boss :-)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7873624.stm
Truth stings ey?
One eyed, Scottish, and idiot? What's wrong with that?
Pretty tame for Jezza actually. ::)
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lol:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7707641.stm
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People are just too damned sensitive these days. Always quick to complain in order to massage the utmost publicity for their own particular corner. Clarkson knows the limits and never exceeds them ~ unlike Ross and Brand.
When we lived in Hertford (1994-96) we often bumped into him in Waitrose ~ shopping for his Mum. Lovely chap, polite and absolutely no "Do you know who I am?" about him.
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Apparently he also referred to Australians as "Apes" and said the death of French Stunt Men "Wouldn't be the end of the world"!
Go Jezza! lol:
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People are just too damned sensitive these days. Always quick to complain in order to massage the utmost publicity for their own particular corner. Clarkson knows the limits and never exceeds them ~ unlike Ross and Brand.
When we lived in Hertford (1994-96) we often bumped into him in Waitrose ~ shopping for his Mum. Lovely chap, polite and absolutely no "Do you know who I am?" about him.
Did you know who he was...? rubschin:
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Yes, he was called JEREMY CLARKSON ::)
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I had an incident in that branch of Waitrose, but that would be going off topic in The Commons noooo:
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A bit like Clarkson in a Mandelson thread. rubschin:
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Don't look at me!
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Clarkson gets in on the act regarding Mandelson's boss :-)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7873624.stm
Truth stings ey?
One eyed, Scottish, and idiot? What's wrong with that?
Pretty tame for Jezza actually. ::)
I have emailed the Scottish MSP named in this story to tell him that Clarkson was right. If he replies I shall let you know
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Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson has apologised after describing Prime Minister Gordon Brown as "a one-eyed Scottish idiot".
The BBC presenter also accused the Prime Minster of lying, in comments made in Australia where he is hosting Top Gear Live, a stage version of the hit TV show.
Mr Brown lost his sight in one eye as the result of an accident playing rugby as a teenager.
In a statement issued by the BBC, Clarkson said: "In the heat of the moment I made a remark about the Prime Minister's personal appearance for which, upon reflection, I apologise."
Shoved or pushed by the BBBBC? evil:
So much for freedom of speech in this so called democratic country of ours. ::)
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Tellingly, he hasn't apologised for calling him an "idiot". 'Twas a well crafted answer.
The facts are plain; he is one-eyed and he is Scottish. If Bruin had two eyes and was ginger and JC had merely called him a "Ginger Scottish idiot", would there be such an outcry? I doubt it.
And there is nothing to stop Bruin calling JC a "lanky loud-mouthed Lancastrian mopped haired idiot". If he were to do so in PMQ's next Wednesday, he might gain a modicum of respect.
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Tellingly, he hasn't apologised for calling him an "idiot". 'Twas a well crafted answer.
The facts are plain; he is one-eyed and he is Scottish. If Bruin had two eyes and was ginger and JC had merely called him a "Ginger Scottish idiot", would there be such an outcry? I doubt it.
And there is nothing to stop Bruin calling JC a "lanky loud-mouthed Lancastrian mopped haired idiot". If he were to do so in PMQ's next Wednesday, he might gain a modicum of respect.
Well one thing that might stop Bruin calling him that is that Jezza was born in Doncaster ~ which the last time I looked was in Yorkshire.
So watch it laddy or I might do to you what I did to Piers Morgan
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Tellingly, he hasn't apologised for calling him an "idiot". 'Twas a well crafted answer.
The facts are plain; he is one-eyed and he is Scottish. If Bruin had two eyes and was ginger and JC had merely called him a "Ginger Scottish idiot", would there be such an outcry? I doubt it.
And there is nothing to stop Bruin calling JC a "lanky loud-mouthed Lancastrian mopped haired idiot". If he were to do so in PMQ's next Wednesday, he might gain a modicum of respect.
Well one thing that might stop Bruin calling him that is that Jezza was born in Doncaster ~ which the last time I looked was in Yorkshire.
So watch it laddy or I might do to you what I did to Piers Morgan
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redface:
Sorry. I always get the two mixed up. It's an age thing....
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So watch it laddy or I might do to you what I did to Piers Morgan
Cuntrycide? Shrugs:
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So watch it laddy or I might do to you what I did to Piers Morgan
Cuntrycide? Shrugs:
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http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/he%92s-a-self%11made-billionaire-and-you%92re-a-sleazy-twat%2c-everyone-tells-mandelson-200902191590/ (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/he%92s-a-self%11made-billionaire-and-you%92re-a-sleazy-twat%2c-everyone-tells-mandelson-200902191590/)
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Breaking news
Mandelson has green custard thrown in his face lol: lol: lol:
ROTFPMSL
I was going to post the picture but works won't allow it cussing:
It's here anyhoo (http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Politics/Protestor-Throws-Paint-On-Lord-Mandelson-Business-Secretary-Hit-By-Anti-Heathrow-Protestor/Article/200903115235839?lpos=Politics_First_UK_News_Article_Teaser_Region_0&lid=ARTICLE_15235839_Protestor_Throws_Paint_On_Lord_Mandelson%2C_Business_Secretary_Hit_By_Anti-Heathrow_Protestor)
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happy001
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He ran away so quickly that she didn't have chance to say anything point:
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He ran away so quickly that she didn't have chance to say anything point:
And she walked off too - so much for security.... noooo:
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He ran away so quickly that she didn't have chance to say anything point:
And she walked off too - so much for security.... noooo:
That's what I thought.
If she went to all that trouble why not throw acid or Anthrax or something useful.
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He ran away so quickly that she didn't have chance to say anything point:
And she walked off too - so much for security.... noooo:
That's what I thought.
If she went to all that trouble why not throw acid or Anthrax or something useful.
Indeed.. Pol pole polenu some radioactive stuff... whistle:
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He ran away so quickly that she didn't have chance to say anything point:
And she walked off too - so much for security.... noooo:
That's what I thought.
If she went to all that trouble why not throw acid or Anthrax or something useful.
Indeed.. Pol pole polenu some radioactive stuff... whistle:
Your beer? whistle:
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He ran away so quickly that she didn't have chance to say anything point:
And she walked off too - so much for security.... noooo:
That's what I thought.
If she went to all that trouble why not throw acid or Anthrax or something useful.
Indeed.. Pol pole polenu some radioactive stuff... whistle:
Your beer? whistle:
Wouldn't work, the police would certainly stop anyone wearing the full NBC kit you would need to move it safely whistle:
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Mandy's on the Andrew Marr show at the moment. My god! - he's so smarmy.
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It's too uncomfortable to watch sick2:
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It's not just Mandy though, most politicans are dissembling bastards. cussing:
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It's not just Mandy though, most politicans are dissembling bastards. cussing:
Corrected for you
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Andy and Mandy ~ Jeeze I bet that's a love fest. Can't stand either the sycophantic Jug-eared Scot or Lord Samba.
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Police say they have arrested environmental campaigner Leila Deen after an incident in which green custard was thrown at Lord Mandelson.
The business secretary was confronted before he was due to take part in a low-carbon summit in London.
He told the BBC's Andrew Marr Show of his "surprise" his attacker had been able to avoid security outside the Royal Society on Friday morning.
Ms Deen, of Brighton, has been bailed to return at a police station in April.
Lord Mandelson said the custard had given him a "slight" facial irritation.
The police are not obliged to investigate an incident of this kind unless a formal complaint has been made.
Ms Deen, who is a member of the Plane Stupid campaign group, said after the incident that Lord Mandelson was targeted because of his support for a new runway at Heathrow airport.
Lord Mandelson also told Andrew Marr that he was "slightly surprised" his attacker "could just saunter off without being apprehended".
Home Secretary Jacqui Smith told Sky News' Sunday Live programme: "I don't think in a democracy where people are able to speak up that anybody should chuck custard at anybody in the street. It's not appropriate."
Source http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7931185.stm
So who complained to the police then Mandy?
A slight facial irritation from Custard? FFS Grow up you twat ~ It's prolly a pimple caused by excessive masturbation with one of your boyfriends.
And Jackboot Jacqui thinks that "In a democracy people shouldn't be able to throw custard" Well OK Home Sec ~ Point Taken.... What should we throw? ~ A rope over a nearby branch perhaps.
Jesus H Christ these bastards are so far up their own arses we cannot even show our dipleasure at an UNELECTED "Minister of State". We can't vote the sod out of office, we can't take away his gold plated pension and perks for which he has been proven to lie to hang on to so I think he should consider himself lucky it was only custard.
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Police say they have arrested environmental campaigner Leila Deen after an incident in which green custard was thrown at Lord Mandelson.
The business secretary was confronted before he was due to take part in a low-carbon summit in London.
He told the BBC's Andrew Marr Show of his "surprise" his attacker had been able to avoid security outside the Royal Society on Friday morning.
Ms Deen, of Brighton, has been bailed to return at a police station in April.
Lord Mandelson said the custard had given him a "slight" facial irritation.
The police are not obliged to investigate an incident of this kind unless a formal complaint has been made.
Ms Deen, who is a member of the Plane Stupid campaign group, said after the incident that Lord Mandelson was targeted because of his support for a new runway at Heathrow airport.
Lord Mandelson also told Andrew Marr that he was "slightly surprised" his attacker "could just saunter off without being apprehended".
Home Secretary Jacqui Smith told Sky News' Sunday Live programme: "I don't think in a democracy where people are able to speak up that anybody should chuck custard at anybody in the street. It's not appropriate."
Source http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7931185.stm
So who complained to the police then Mandy?
A slight facial irritation from Custard? FFS Grow up you twat ~ It's prolly a pimple caused by excessive masturbation with one of your boyfriends.
And Jackboot Jacqui thinks that "In a democracy people shouldn't be able to throw custard" Well OK Home Sec ~ Point Taken.... What should we throw? ~ A rope over a nearby branch perhaps.
Jesus H Christ these bastards are so far up their own arses we cannot even show our dipleasure at an UNELECTED "Minister of State". We can't vote the sod out of office, we can't take away his gold plated pension and perks for which he has been proven to lie to hang on to so I think he should consider himself lucky it was only custard.
Lord Mandelson also told Andrew Marr that he was "slightly surprised" his attacker "could just saunter off without being apprehended".
There is your answer... for 'slightly surprised' read 'fucking fuming'! ;D
I bet she gets a jail sentence - prolly longer than Lord Ahmed... noooo:
I was slightly surprised that The Times (on Saturday evil: ) seemed to support Mandy over the protestor... saying words like 'dignified'... Slimy disgusting oaf more like... Banghead
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Perhaps someone should start up a charity to pay for her legal fees. After all you can just imagine the expressions that Mandy and Gordo would have when they discover it made more money through donations from a supportive public than Fred the Shred gets from his pension over the next couple of years.
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Its small beans compared to the rest of the waste of taxpayer's money this government is guilty of but who the hell told Mandy it was acceptable to spend £2000 a month of flowers for his department and does it come out of the £115,000 a year the Government happily forks out for plants for its departments.
If they are going to fork out that much on plantlife then they can have ferkin' Triffids!! cussing:
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There's a couple of guys who stand on the dual carriageway at "Five Ways Corner" on the A41 selling roses ~ £3 for 10 blooms or a fiver for two bunches. They are there every evening from about 3pm until the rush is over. I suggest Mandy sends his driver up there with a tenner to keep the office smelling sweet.
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I can't see it being about the scent Snoop. There aren't enough flowers in the world to overcome the stench of the constant flow of bullsh*t that Mandy generates.
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Another Rumour Stamped Out
By Jason Beattie on March 11, 2009 12:48 PM | Permalink
LORD Mandelson was his usual mixture of mischief and menace yesterday when he introduced the Postal Services Bill.
The "shrill" opposition to his proposals was putting off private firms potentially interested in buying a minority stake in the Royal Mail, he claimed.
Is this true?
I put in a quick call to Dutch firm TNT, the front-runner to buy part of the postal group.
Its press officer told me the firm was still interested in a "strategic partnership" and this position had not changed despite the intensity of the debate over here.
http://blogs.mirror.co.uk/maguire/2009/03/another-rumour-stamped-out.html
Lie upon lie upon lie. The man should be shot.
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Another Rumour Stamped Out
By Jason Beattie on March 11, 2009 12:48 PM | Permalink
LORD Mandelson was his usual mixture of mischief and menace yesterday when he introduced the Postal Services Bill.
The "shrill" opposition to his proposals was putting off private firms potentially interested in buying a minority stake in the Royal Mail, he claimed.
Is this true?
I put in a quick call to Dutch firm TNT, the front-runner to buy part of the postal group.
Its press officer told me the firm was still interested in a "strategic partnership" and this position had not changed despite the intensity of the debate over here.
http://blogs.mirror.co.uk/maguire/2009/03/another-rumour-stamped-out.html
Lie upon lie upon lie. The man should be shot.
Hang 'im! cussing:
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Slowleeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eveilgrin:
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Lying bastard cussing:
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/personal-view/5587735/We-cant-have-an-election-until-its-too-late.html?state=target#postacomment&postingId=5589159 (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/personal-view/5587735/We-cant-have-an-election-until-its-too-late.html?state=target#postacomment&postingId=5589159)
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Explode:
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http://dizzythinks.net/2009/08/first-secretary-of-state-and-photos.html (http://dizzythinks.net/2009/08/first-secretary-of-state-and-photos.html)
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http://dizzythinks.net/2009/08/first-secretary-of-state-and-photos.html (http://dizzythinks.net/2009/08/first-secretary-of-state-and-photos.html)
lol: lol: lol:
Sick pervert! sick2:
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Not everyone is at his beck and call:
No probe into MG Rover collapse (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8194481.stm)
Mandelson: 'People will be judged in the light of the report'
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Interesting to see what the report says. He was trying to delay publication with this SFO ploy
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http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/2009/08/its-good-to-see-somebody-doing-well-in.html
cussing:
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The bastard is the only happy person in teh country and keeps saying how wonderful everything is.
Now, let's see:
?2.5 million house and no mortgage
Job for life
Mahoosive pensions
Rich friends with yachts and stuff for free holidays
Ah, I sense a picture coming together evil:
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Did you hear the smarmy b@st@rd on Today this morning?
I've met straighter corkscrews. cussing:
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Despite his power he maintains no contact details on the Parliament website except some phone number (which isn't answered). Accountable?
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Accountable?
Yes he is.
Not even able in fact.
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Write to him
http://www.bis.gov.uk/contact-us/ministers-1 (http://www.bis.gov.uk/contact-us/ministers-1)
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Nick, how much of your family income is the result of licking the spigot of NeuLabours pump ?
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Nick, how much of your family income is the result of licking the spigot of NeuLabours pump ?
Ouch!
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Nick, how much of your family income is the result of licking the spigot of NeuLabours pump ?
None that I am aware of eeek:
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Many Thanks for that reply. From your various posts in the past I was not sure whether or not you were paid from the public purse, directly or indirectly. I will keep quiet in future.
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Self employed!
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To be fair there are plenty of "self-employed" consultants, facilitators, counselors, media trainers who take their earnings from NeuArbeit. I am self employed, and the two areas i won't work in involve anything political or anything to do with the defence industry.
And I don't want any pan pipes. The pan pipe band I worked with were born in Enfield.
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To be fair there are plenty of "self-employed" consultants, facilitators, counselors, media trainers who take their earnings from NeuArbeit. I am self employed, and the two areas i won't work in involve anything political or anything to do with the defence industry.
And I don't want any pan pipes. The pan pipe band I worked with were born in Enfield.
Same here, sunshine. Apart from the bit about Enfield ;)
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Accountable?
Yes he is.
Not even able in fact.
drumroll:
A good point, well made.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8213467.stm
Let's hope he doesn't get MRSA, eh...
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I wonder if he went private?
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Doctor "I think we should be able to remove that"
Mandy "Oh No! Just change the batteries please"
whistle:
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Nicked from Guido who nicked it from elsewhere:
?How typical of the NHS to identify the only non-malignant part of Mandelson and remove it.?
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Nicked from Guido who nicked it from elsewhere:
?How typical of the NHS to identify the only non-malignant part of Mandelson and remove it.?
happy001 happy001
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lol: lol: lol:
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Saif al-Islam Gaddafi, the son of Libyan leader Colonel Gaddafi, reportedly told a TV station that Megrahi's case was "always on the negotiating table" during trade talks, but his spokesman said the comments had been taken out of context.
Business Secretary Lord Mandelson dismissed suggestions of a deal as "offensive".
It says it all when I believe Saif over Mandy. eeek:
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I'm with Mort!
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Thirded...
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I see that Mandy is now the champion of copyright and scourge of the file sharer. Perish the thought that this had anything to do with him schmoozing with David Geffen recently.
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Mandy's comment on the Phoenix directors:
"These people feathered their own nests and filled their own pockets full of a lot of cash during the course of their time as directors,"
The phrase "Hark at Barker" comes to mind.
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THE MAN IS A CUNT
SORRY
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Mandy's comment on the Phoenix directors:
"These people feathered their own nests and filled their own pockets full of a lot of cash during the course of their time as directors,"
The phrase "Hark at Barker" comes to mind.
There is certainly more than a touch of Kettle and Pot in that. I wonder the man has the brass neck to even comment.
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Job for life
Power
Money
Pensions
Hubris
The day must surely come
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Back to the Rover debacle and 800+ page ensuing report
We, the tax payer, have apparently waited 4 years and paid £16 million to discover that
(i) It was the directors wot dunnit
AND
(ii) The Government are in no way to blame.
Unfvcking believable! noooo:
Never mind
Gordon is sorry that some boffin, guilty under the laws of the day, of practising homosexual activities, topped himself in 1954.
News for Gordon ~ He wasn't the only one! Are you sorry about them too or just the one who happens to be famous because he was involved with Bletchley Park?
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And who got the ?16 million to find they had nicked ?40 million legally Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Mostly Lawyers apparently oh and some Government "Consultants"
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Not me sad24:
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But you are the wrong sort of "Expert" for this enquiry. What do you know about the motor industry?
rubschin:
Hmmmmm I see what you mean.
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Lord Mandelson said unless they disqualified themselves as directors he would take legal action to bar them from running a firm again. He went on: "They set up 30 different companies to cream off value. A lot found its way to their pockets. They feathered their nests."
Well if anyone is qualified to make an accusation like that then Lord Rhumba of Rio is the one.
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Looks like Nick Robinson finally woke up
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/nickrobinson/2009/09/noone_can_rewrite_political_history.html (http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/nickrobinson/2009/09/noone_can_rewrite_political_history.html)
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Looks like Nick Robinson finally woke up
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/nickrobinson/2009/09/noone_can_rewrite_political_history.html (http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/nickrobinson/2009/09/noone_can_rewrite_political_history.html)
Amazing what fear of losing your job can do! lol:
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This is simply beyond parody!
http://www.labourlist.org/learning_to_love_peter_mandelson_paul_richards#comments (http://www.labourlist.org/learning_to_love_peter_mandelson_paul_richards#comments)
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But it is Mandelson?s career since returning to government in 2008 which is truly remarkable.
First, it is astonishing that he agreed to come back at all. The caricature of the man as lover of the high-life, with his expensive furniture, clothes, homes and holidays, might suggest that once he left the European Commission he might want to earn some serious cash on various boards, and spent more time on yachts. By agreeing to return to the front-line, at a time when Labour was behind in the polls and being widely written off, he displayed genuine loyalty to the Labour Party and its values.
He came back because he wants to be Queen ~ Simples!
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8279265.stm
Watch and vomit. sick2:
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Oily b@st@rd isn't he. cussing:
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I heard him being interviewed on "Today" this morning as I was in my slumbers. At first I thought it must be something I'd eaten the previous night... but no. Vomit inducing, oleaginous, slimey, creeepy, self-serving snake sick2:
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Even the word "cunt" now seems inadequate.
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Even the word "cunt" now seems inadequate.
Quite so... I heard him on the wireless too... Luckily I was driving so no damage done... noooo:
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It's Brown's turn today, the speech of a 'lifetime' we are told, if only, eveilgrin:
I cant wait to see the grimacing and gurning that goes on whilst he tries to smile his way through this one.
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It's Brown's turn today, the speech of a 'lifetime' we are told, if only, eveilgrin:
I cant wait to see the grimacing and gurning that goes on whilst he tries to smile his way through this one.
I can't bare to watch him... noooo:
I'll just listen to Nick Robinson telling me how wonderful it was tomorrow morning on the wireless.... ::)
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It's Brown's turn today, the speech of a 'lifetime' we are told, if only, eveilgrin:
I cant wait to see the grimacing and gurning that goes on whilst he tries to smile his way through this one.
I wonder how many pills he will have to pop to get through...
http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/2009/09/confucius-he-say.html
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Could The Today programme possibly do any more to avoid discussing the Gordon Brown debacle? lol:
This is the editor of today's show >>>>>>>>> :lalalala
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The only bit missing from the show so far is: -
"There now follows a party political broadcast on behalf of the labour party" before Gorgons speech and Nick Robinson's summary of it! lol:
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Naughty has just interviewed Brown. Christ that man can babble at a rate of knots and still not give a straight forward answer. For example it seems the "Flagship" policy to help the aged and vulnerable is in fact an aspiration. Yes he says he has costed it but no he cannot say how much it will cost. Yes it will be targeted but he can't say exactly how. Yes it will enable the E & V to remain in their own homes and "delivery" will be via the usual agencies but no he can't say exactly how they will go about it. Utter, UTTER BOLLOX! angry041:
Meanwhile read the BBC blog live from the Conference yesterday. Live, real time reactions from people as he made his speech. It seems that you CAN fool some of the people most of the time. Where have these arses been for the last ten years?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8280854.stm
Sign me up Gordon. I love your old fashioned, gritty style! If David Cameron is the future of politics in the UK then god help us!
Jamie Coleman, London
Last year Gordon's performance made me sign up to the Labour Party for the first time. Today, his policies, his delivery, his values, reaffirm that choice without any doubt
Craig C, Portsmouth, UK
A heavyweight performance by a heavyweight politician. Not just a performance of a party leader or a prime minister, but a performance fitting of the title 'world statesman of the year'. Finally Gordon, we are seeing why you are the man in charge!
Vic, London, UK
There are, of course, others who are saying the opposite. I am just amazed the EVERYONE isn't saying p*ss off to him.
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Naughty has just interviewed Brown. Christ that man can babble at a rate of knots and still not give a straight forward answer. For example it seems the "Flagship" policy to help the aged and vulnerable is in fact an aspiration. Yes he says he has costed it but no he cannot say how much it will cost. Yes it will be targeted but he can't say exactly how. Yes it will enable the E & V to remain in their own homes and "delivery" will be via the usual agencies but no he can't say exactly how they will go about it. Utter, UTTER BOLLOX! angry041:
Meanwhile read the BBC blog live from the Conference yesterday. Live, real time reactions from people as he made his speech. It seems that you CAN fool some of the people most of the time. Where have these arses been for the last ten years?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8280854.stm
Sign me up Gordon. I love your old fashioned, gritty style! If David Cameron is the future of politics in the UK then god help us!
Jamie Coleman, London
Last year Gordon's performance made me sign up to the Labour Party for the first time. Today, his policies, his delivery, his values, reaffirm that choice without any doubt
Craig C, Portsmouth, UK
A heavyweight performance by a heavyweight politician. Not just a performance of a party leader or a prime minister, but a performance fitting of the title 'world statesman of the year'. Finally Gordon, we are seeing why you are the man in charge!
Vic, London, UK
There are, of course, others who are saying the opposite. I am just amazed the EVERYONE isn't saying p*ss off to him.
I'm sure they have a team of highly paid 'media consultants' who spend all day trawling web sites and blogs to leave these comments... many of them have a very familiar tone...
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shocked003 You're not suggesting that it's "rigged" are you BM? Now I am shocked shocked003
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8290938.stm
William Hague joins in the fun.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8290938.stm
William Hague joins in the fun.
Excellent! happy088
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Jeremy Clarkson in the Times:-
"I?ve given the matter a great deal of thought all week, and I?m afraid I?ve decided that it?s no good putting Peter Mandelson in a prison. I?m afraid he will have to be tied to the front of a van and driven round the country until he isn?t alive any more. He announced last week that middle-class children will simply not be allowed into the country?s top universities even if they have 4,000 A-levels, because all the places will be taken by Albanians and guillemots and whatever other stupid bandwagon the conniving idiot has leapt.
I hate Peter Mandelson. I hate his fondness for extremely pale blue jeans and I hate that preposterous moustache he used to sport in the days when he didn?t bother trying to cover up his left-wing fanaticism. I hate the way he quite literally lords it over us even though he?s resigned in disgrace twice, and now holds an important decision-making job for which he was not elected. Mostly, though, I hate him because his one-man war on the bright and the witty and the successful means that half my friends now seem to be taking leave of their senses.
There?s talk of emigration in the air. It?s everywhere I go. Parties. Work. In the supermarket. My daughter is working herself half to death to get good grades at GSCE and can?t see the point because she won?t be going to university, because she doesn?t have a beak or flippers or a qualification in washing windscreens at the lights. She wonders, often, why we don?t live in America.
Then you have the chaps and chapesses who can?t stand the constant raids on their wallets and their privacy. They can?t understand why they are taxed at 50% on their income and then taxed again for driving into the nation?s capital. They can?t understand what happened to the hunt for the weapons of mass destruction. They can?t understand anything. They see the Highway Wombles in those brand new 4x4s that they paid for, and they see the M4 bus lane and they see the speed cameras and the community support officers and they see the Albanians stealing their wheelbarrows and nothing can be done because it?s racist.
And they see Alistair Darling handing over ?4,350 of their money to not sort out the banking crisis that he doesn?t understand because he?s a small-town solicitor, and they see the stupid war on drugs and the war on drink and the war on smoking and the war on hunting and the war on fun and the war on scientists and the obsession with the climate and the price of train fares soaring past ?1,000 and the Guardian power-brokers getting uppity about one shot baboon and not uppity at all about all the dead soldiers in Afghanistan, and how they got rid of Blair only to find the lying twerp is now going to come back even more powerful than ever, and they think, ?I?ve had enough of this. I?m off.?
It?s a lovely idea, to get out of this stupid, Fairtrade, Brown-stained, Mandelson-skewed, equal-opportunities, multicultural, carbon-neutral, trendily left, regionally assembled, big-government, trilingual, mosque-drenched, all-the-pigs-are-equal, property-is-theft hellhole and set up shop somewhere else. But where?
You can?t go to France because you need to complete 17 forms in triplicate every time you want to build a greenhouse, and you can?t go to Switzerland because you will be reported to your neighbours by the police and subsequently shot in the head if you don?t sweep your lawn properly, and you can?t go to Italy because you?ll soon tire of waking up in the morning to find a horse?s head in your bed because you forgot to give a man called Don a bundle of used notes for ?organising? a plumber.
You can?t go to Australia because it?s full of things that will eat you, you can?t go to New Zealand because they don?t accept anyone who is more than 40 and you can?t go to Monte Carlo because they don?t accept anyone who has less than 40 mill. And you can?t go to Spain because you?re not called Del and you weren?t involved in the Walthamstow blag. And you can?t go to Germany ... because you just can?t.
The Caribbean sounds tempting, but there is no work, which means that one day, whether you like it or not, you?ll end up like all the other expats, with a nose like a burst beetroot, wondering if it?s okay to have a small sharpener at 10 in the morning. And, as I keep explaining to my daughter, we can?t go to America because if you catch a cold over there, the health system is designed in such a way that you end up without a house. Or dead.
Canada?s full of people pretending to be French, South Africa?s too risky, Russia?s worse and everywhere else is too full of snow, too full of flies or too full of people who want to cut your head off on the internet. So you can dream all you like about upping sticks and moving to a country that doesn?t help itself to half of everything you earn and then spend the money it gets on bus lanes and advertisements about the dangers of salt. But wherever you go you?ll wind up an alcoholic or dead or bored or in a cellar, in an orange jumpsuit, gently wetting yourself on the web. All of these things are worse than being persecuted for eating a sandwich at the wheel.
I see no reason to be miserable. Yes, Britain now is worse than it?s been for decades, but the lunatics who?ve made it so ghastly are on their way out. Soon, they will be back in Hackney with their South African nuclear-free peace polenta. And instead the show will be run by a bloke whose dad has a wallpaper shop and possibly, terrifyingly, a twerp in Belgium whose fruitless game of hunt-the-WMD has netted him ?15m on the lecture circuit.
So actually I do see a reason to be miserable. Which is why I think it?s a good idea to tie Peter Mandelson to a van. Such an act would be cruel and barbaric and inhuman. But it would at least cheer everyone up a bit in the meantime.
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happ096
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Absofuckinlutely! happy088
Which also explains why an overweight, balding Yorkshireman with the apparent sense of responsibility of a 5 year old and the dress sense of a 1960s student is so popular
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Absofuckinlutely! happy088
Which also explains why an overweight, balding Yorkshireman with the apparent sense of responsibility of a 5 year old and the dress sense of a 1960s student is so popular
....and why is that I wonder? rubschin:
The way I see it, is that he has got the balls to stand up and say what he thinks, do what he wants, and up yours if you don't like it, while the majority of us (sheepies) fear for our freedom for daring to speak out of the correct politically and H&S infatuated way. ::)
Clarkson for PM...seriously. happy088
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He is popular because he makes himself that way, he picks on easy targets that we all dislike and uses the position he has carved for himself (all credit for that achievement) to broadcast his populist opinions. He is also entertaining and God knows we are in dire need of amusement.
BUT PM? ~ Even he would say that is not using him to our best advantage. His value is to speak with the voice of the silent majority, to entertain and amuse us and to stop us from getting too far down. In this he is actually doing the Government's bidding although he doesn't seem to know it.
It is all about Bread and Circuses ~ as the Romans knew only too well. Feed and entertain the masses and they will put up with all sorts of shite.
JC is, I am afraid, part of the circus. He is the outlet, the clown that we can all laugh at as he fights, impotently, against Big Brother.
That is why he has to go "over the top" ~ Nobody will tie Mandelson to the front of a van ...... but the idea is amusing.
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Excellent - Clarkson at his best.
And hats off to him for avoiding the 'C' word! lol:
I'd vote for him as PM - he seriously couldn't be worse than Blair, Brown or Cameron. noooo:
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So I see Mandelscum is to retire from politics. Jolly good.
I wonder how the poor shy little flower will make ends meet rubschin:
Perhaps he has some rich friends who owe him favours who can put a bit of werk his way rubschin:
Ah yes:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1280326/Mandelson-Russian-oligarch-friend-500m-deal-dinner.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1280326/Mandelson-Russian-oligarch-friend-500m-deal-dinner.html)
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I enjoyed this today....
The Daily Tremble (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1280320/Cleggs-power-grab-Deputy-PM-influence-Mandelson-did.html) is a-buzz with what it calls 'Clegg's Power Grab'. No, it's not one of those funfair things, full of stuff nobody needs with the little crane that never catches a damn thing anyway. The Tremble is incensed that the Clegginator now has more authority than Count Mandelstein used to have.
They seem to have missed a detail or two.
The Clegginator is half of the Cleggeron. The left half. He and the Cameroid (the other left half) operate as independent beings except at full moon, when they combine, Transformer-like, into a ghastly multi-limbed creature that has the EU flag tattooed on its forehead. Sometimes, for variety, they turn into a truck instead. Biodiesel, naturally.
As the leader of the smaller half of the coalition, and as the Deputy Prime Monster, the Clegginator is supposed to be in on the workings of Government. It is, after all, his job.
Most of all, the one detail the Tremble glosses over in the interests of cheap sensationalist headlines... the Clegginator was elected.
Count Mandelstein was not only unelected, he was fired from Government three times and was still in charge. So I think it only right that the Clegginator exerts greater authority than Count Mandelstein ever did.
In a truly just world, the tea-boy would have had more authority than a thrice-disgraced nightspawn with the morals of Vlad the Impaler and the looks of a B-movie vampire. We haven't been living in a just world. I hope we are approaching one but I'll just have to wait and see.
I'm not holding my breath. Makes it hard to smoke.
Source (http://underdogsbiteupwards.blogspot.com/2010/05/power-up-clegginator.html)
Most excellent! lol: lol: lol:
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Aye aye!! Well he is certainly oily enough
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/labour/7760770/Lord-Mandelson-may-find-treasure-in-BP-oil-slick.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/labour/7760770/Lord-Mandelson-may-find-treasure-in-BP-oil-slick.html)
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And how close was he to fellow uphill gardener Lord Browne ?
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Indeed. The Coleherne Arms mafia. I used to werk with some of the c*nts cussing:
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Peter Mandelson
Party
Labour
Contact details
House of Lords, London, SW1A 0PW
Tel: 020 7219 4893
angel1
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Nick, you may be pleased to know that that particular pub has been "under new management" for some time and has had a complete change of clientele.
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Nick, I sent you a PM re: Mandelscum but what the hell, it's in the public domain ...
Depressing but prolly true... cry:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/7756684/Nouriel-Roubini-said-said-the-bubble-would-burst-and-it-did.-So-what-next.html
One of the comments however .... eveilgrin:
Mid 1994, I regaled dinner parties by saying: banks bust and would go bankrupt; labour would seize power via lies and bankrupt UK.
When no-one listened, I closed my bank account, cancelled all my cards and quit UK.
It's so simple!
Consumer debt per person UK - unsustainable.
Banks, trading floors, hired screaming spivs to gamble with other people's money.
Add a decline in morality, truth, honesty, hard work, talent, education.
What's missing now in UK?
Same values - honesty, truth, talent, meritocacy etc.
Banks believe they got away with it.
Govt - focuses on PR-spin good ratings, keeping power.
No sign of any leader on lines of Martin Luther King or Charlemagne.
So, I'll stay put in sunny Saudi for next few years.
p.s. watch Mandy and Deripaska. The next mega scandal.
eveilgrin: eveilgrin: Popcorn: Popcorn:
So, is it going to be BP or a Russian oligarch rubschin: sick2:
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/8023549/Lord-Mandelson-still-paid-8600-a-month-by-EU.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/8023549/Lord-Mandelson-still-paid-8600-a-month-by-EU.html)
Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/8023549/Lord-Mandelson-still-paid-8600-a-month-by-EU.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/8023549/Lord-Mandelson-still-paid-8600-a-month-by-EU.html)
Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
noooo:
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"The aim of this system is to ease their return to the labour market, to maintain their independence after their time as commissioner," said a Brussels spokesman. "We want to help them so they don't have to jump on every job offer on the way."
FFS! why?
Yargh:
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Like a cat ~ Mandy always lands on his feet.