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Title: Paddy's Fingers
Post by: Snoopy on December 08, 2008, 12:53:35 PM: Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers.
He went to the emergency room in Cork 's hospital.
The doctor looked at Paddy and said, "Lets be avin' da fingers and I'll see what oi can do".
Paddy said, "Oi haven't got da fingers."
"Whadda ya mean you haven't got da fingers?!! Lord Tunderin' Jesus, it's 2007! We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you like new! Why didn't ya bring da fingers?!?"
And Paddy said, "How da fook was I 'spose to pick them up!
Title: Re: Paddy's Fingers
Post by: Nick on December 08, 2008, 01:04:06 PM: tunble:
Title: Re: Paddy's Fingers
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2008, 02:27:52 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on December 08, 2008, 12:53:35 PM
Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers.
He went to the emergency room in Cork 's hospital.
The doctor looked at Paddy and said, "Lets be avin' da fingers and I'll see what oi can do".
Paddy said, "Oi haven't got da fingers."
"Whadda ya mean you haven't got da fingers?!! Lord Tunderin' Jesus, it's 2007! We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you like new! Why didn't ya bring da fingers?!?"
And Paddy said, "How da fook was I 'spose to pick them up!
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Paddy's Fingers
Post by: Bar Wench on December 08, 2008, 02:34:04 PM: Excellent!
Title: Re: Paddy's Fingers
Post by: Nick on December 08, 2008, 02:44:33 PM: tunble:
Title: Re: Paddy's Fingers
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2008, 02:55:52 PM: Quote from: Nick on December 08, 2008, 02:44:33 PM
tunble:
You don't get it do you...? noooo:
Title: Re: Paddy's Fingers
Post by: Nick on December 08, 2008, 02:57:04 PM: Yes, , it's shite
Title: Re: Paddy's Fingers
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2008, 02:57:58 PM: Quote from: Nick on December 08, 2008, 02:57:04 PM
Yes, , it's shite
No... you were looking for a 'fish finger' punchline weren't you...? point:
Title: Re: Paddy's Fingers
Post by: Nick on December 08, 2008, 02:59:02 PM: Speak for yerself noooo:
Title: Re: Paddy's Fingers
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2008, 03:01:45 PM: Quote from: Nick on December 08, 2008, 02:59:02 PM
Speak for yerself noooo:
point:
Title: Re: Paddy's Fingers
Post by: Nick on December 08, 2008, 03:04:29 PM: angry041: