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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on December 09, 2008, 01:22:16 PM
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Our first has a arrived! To Nic (sic) from Gill.
Who the fuck is Gill? Postmark is Bath. I don't know anyone in Bath, rubschin:
A couple of years I sent one deliberately to a family at a random address.
'We are so looking forward to seeing you at last. We shall all be there in time for lunch on Boxing Day. Love from Trevor, Abigail, Josh, charmaine, Tilly and Grandma' eveilgrin:
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It's not from me ~ you aren't getting a card from me because you said Mrs Nick was suspicious of the postcard I sent you from Dorset.
Tho' why she should be suspicious of an "I'm having a good holiday" postcard from a man in Bridport who she has spoken to and who she knew was going on holiday to Dorset I still haven't worked out. What she will do about a Christmas Card from Gill (clearly short for Gillian) I cannot imagine. noooo:
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I may destroy it before she gets home
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She may have arranged for it to be sent to test your honesty ~ hadn't thought of that had you?
Destroy it and it will be proof to her of your guilty conscience
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eveilgrin:
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scared2:
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And who are Clare and David rubschin:
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It'll be from that air hostess like... whistle:
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eveilgrin:
So many plans in hand!
eveilgrin:
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scared2:
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Royally Fooked now aren't you boyo?
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I may destroy it before she gets home
Pass it here then you great mousy Jessy. ::)
I had a gerl friend call Gill many years ago cloud9:, and it would give me great delight to tell Mrs Growler that she's obviously lusting after me again. eyes:
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He'll need a bloody big bonfire to get rid off all the evidence I am sending! eveilgrin:
Do cheap nylon pants burn well? rubschin:
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I shall send you a card signed Gill and covered in xxxxxxxxxxs eveilgrin:
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He'll need a bloody big bonfire to get rid off all the evidence I am sending! eveilgrin:
Do cheap nylon pants burn well? rubschin:
Are they red and black and are you enclosing a note saying "Just what sort of a girl do you think I am asking me to wear these?" lol:
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Anyone want Snoopy's address? whistle:
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Exactly Snoops! Have you seen them?
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I hear many people have seen them whistle:
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Anyone want Snoopy's address? whistle:
I've got it, but more importantly, I've got YOUR'S too!! lol:
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Exactly Snoops! Have you seen them?
Neighbour's washing line is often festooned with them. Strange couple.