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Title: Cutting Bread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 10, 2008, 04:03:06 PM
Is there a simple device that allows you to cut a slice of bread evenly ...apart from industrial type machines ?

What is it about a fresh loaf of bread that means that when you put a knife in it you either get a wedgey slab or a crumbling wafer thin slice.

I know I am deficient in the bread slicing gene but surely there is a technique to make this easier  cry:
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2008, 04:04:17 PM
Here you are my dear... (http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_ss_w_h_?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=bread+slicer&x=0&y=0)

 ;)
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 10, 2008, 04:06:45 PM
http://www.lakeland.co.uk/evenslice/F/keyword/bread/product/1951
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2008, 04:08:23 PM
http://www.lakeland.co.uk/evenslice/F/keyword/bread/product/1951
Seventeen Pounds!  noooo:
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Snoopy on December 10, 2008, 04:09:43 PM
Few wimmin of my acquaintance have ever been able to slice bread ~ except my Grandmother who had trained as a kitchen maid back in the early 1900s and could cut a standard loaf, even freshly made, so thinly you could see through it.

For most others I would suggest
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thefoodhall.es%2Fimages%2FWARBURTONS_TOASTIE.JPG&hash=155fd9fd3c0fb0d69ddd0840e9d84e9dcf004d7b)

I can slice bread evenly ~ it requires a sharp knife, a keen eye and a steady hand. Let the knife do the work ~ any pressure and you will distort the soft middle of the loaf sending you off into wedge territory. Perhaps that helps.
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Bar Wench on December 10, 2008, 04:10:14 PM
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Kitchen-Craft-Expanding-Acrylic-Keeper/dp/B000YJDIOM/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=kitchen&qid=1228925366&sr=8-3

That one looks better at £10.95
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 10, 2008, 04:15:41 PM
I prefer the more tradiotnal cutting utensils (hence the axe) . Some of those devices  look like they will take my fingers off  eeek:
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2008, 04:16:33 PM
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Kitchen-Craft-Expanding-Acrylic-Keeper/dp/B000YJDIOM/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=kitchen&qid=1228925366&sr=8-3

That one looks better at £10.95
Yes... it looks as good as the one in my first post! doh:
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 10, 2008, 04:26:18 PM
~ it requires a sharp knife, a keen eye and a steady hand.

That rules me out then. . .  noooo:
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2008, 04:26:58 PM
~ it requires a sharp knife, a keen eye and a steady hand.

That rules me out then. . .  noooo:
And me...  sad24:
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: TG on December 10, 2008, 04:53:55 PM
~ it requires a sharp knife, a keen eye and a steady hand.

That rules me out then. . .  noooo:
And me...  sad24:

DT's are a bastard arent they?  noooo:
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 10, 2008, 05:20:22 PM
~ it requires a sharp knife, a keen eye and a steady hand.

That rules me out then. . .  noooo:
And me...  sad24:

DT's are a bastard arent they?  noooo:
point:





Oh, not BM?  redface:
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2008, 05:23:48 PM
~ it requires a sharp knife, a keen eye and a steady hand.

That rules me out then. . .  noooo:
And me...  sad24:

DT's are a bastard arent they?  noooo:
point:





Oh, not BM?  redface:
evil:
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2008, 07:51:51 PM
It's called a knife   noooo:
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 10, 2008, 07:57:33 PM
~ it requires a sharp knife, a keen eye and a steady hand.

That rules me out then. . .  noooo:
And me...  sad24:

DT's are a bastard arent they?  noooo:
point:





Oh, not BM?  redface:

BM doesnt have DT's Darwin, his hands shake because of all those times he's landed on his head after falling off a roof.  whistle:
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2008, 08:39:48 AM
~ it requires a sharp knife, a keen eye and a steady hand.

That rules me out then. . .  noooo:
And me...  sad24:

DT's are a bastard arent they?  noooo:
point:





Oh, not BM?  redface:

BM doesnt have DT's Darwin, his hands shake because of all those times he's landed on his head after falling off a roof.  whistle:
lol:
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2008, 09:31:11 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2008, 10:20:19 AM
Why not just buy sliced bread?
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2008, 10:21:45 AM
Why not just buy sliced bread?
Or invent a bread maker that makes sliced bread...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Snoopy on December 11, 2008, 10:24:32 AM
Why not just buy sliced bread?

Brilliant Idea! ~ See reply #4 on previous page  ::)
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2008, 10:26:34 AM
 shrugs:
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 11, 2008, 10:43:44 AM
Why not just buy sliced bread?

Because it doesn't taste the same of course  noooo: lol:
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2008, 10:43:53 AM
"Let them eat cake"














Cue:Growler
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Snoopy on December 11, 2008, 10:45:49 AM
"Let them eat cake"














Cue:Growler

Or Queue in Morrisons
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2008, 10:47:37 AM
"Let them eat cake"














Cue:Growler

Or Queue in Morrisons

Or "Q" in Bond books.
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2008, 10:48:32 AM
"Let them eat cake"














Cue:Growler

Or Queue in Morrisons

Or "Q" in Bond books.
Did he eat cake then...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 11, 2008, 10:49:50 AM
I can slice cake wedges without any problem (though my portion is generally larger  lol:) - just can't cut bread  evil:
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2008, 10:51:04 AM
I can slice cake wedges without any problem (though my portion is generally larger  lol:) - just can't cut bread  evil:
I have a large portion!












 redface: I know... I just couldn't stop myself...  redface:
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2008, 11:03:02 AM
I can slice cake wedges without any problem (though my portion is generally larger  lol:) - just can't cut bread  evil:
I have a large portion!

 redface: I know... I just couldn't stop myself...  redface:

Even I avoided that one.  ::)  noooo:
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2008, 11:03:43 AM
I can slice cake wedges without any problem (though my portion is generally larger  lol:) - just can't cut bread  evil:
I have a large portion!

 redface: I know... I just couldn't stop myself...  redface:

Even I avoided that one.  ::)  noooo:
Shame on me... it is the paint fumes prolly...  noooo:
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2009, 06:19:21 PM
Anyhooo...

I bought one of these (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Kenwood-SL250-Food-Slicer-100W/dp/B0000ZH0DA/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=kitchen&qid=1233511709&sr=8-3) at Xmas. It is bloody marvellous...  cloud9:

Just sliced my latest honey/olive oil/basil loaf straight from the machine - no problemo...  whistle:
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Pastis on February 01, 2009, 06:33:06 PM
 eeek:

You use that for slicing bread?

Quote
This item must be used responsibly and appropriately.

Give me a knife anyday. In fact, just give me a knife  whistle:

Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Snoopy on February 01, 2009, 06:36:27 PM
Yeah Right  ::)

You cut just baked bread on that?  eeek:  Use a knife like a real man.

BTW can it carve a chicken, turkey, duck or goose? Can it cut rib of beef, rack of lamb, or ham on the bone? noooo:

Thought not ~ just another electric powered toy then ~ dunno why you don't just buy a Hornby train set and have done with it.
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2009, 06:37:49 PM
Yeah Right  ::)

You cut just baked bread on that?  eeek:  Use a knife like a real man.

BTW can it carve a chicken, turkey, duck or goose? Can it cut rib of beef, rack of lamb, or ham on the bone? noooo:

Thought not ~ just another electric powered toy then ~ dunno why you don't just buy a Hornby train set and have done with it.
Oooohh! Listen to you!

Yes, it cuts fresh baked bread brilliantly... without crushing it like!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2009, 06:37:57 PM
I know a shop where you could get a train set and a sliced loaf
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2009, 06:38:48 PM
I know a shop where you could get a train set and a sliced loaf
Of course Nick...  char048
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Snoopy on February 01, 2009, 06:41:40 PM
Yeah Right  ::)

You cut just baked bread on that?  eeek:  Use a knife like a real man.

BTW can it carve a chicken, turkey, duck or goose? Can it cut rib of beef, rack of lamb, or ham on the bone? noooo:

Thought not ~ just another electric powered toy then ~ dunno why you don't just buy a Hornby train set and have done with it.
Oooohh! Listen to you!

Yes, it cuts fresh baked bread brilliantly... without crushing it like!  cloud9:

A sharp bread knife, properly used doesn't crush bread either. The crushing is caused by the twat handling the knife.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.betterimprovement.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F03%2Fbread-knife.jpg&hash=5507d7f8bfb6fa6eb8f9beee84b65464f16434a8)
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2009, 06:52:52 PM
Yeah Right  ::)

You cut just baked bread on that?  eeek:  Use a knife like a real man.

BTW can it carve a chicken, turkey, duck or goose? Can it cut rib of beef, rack of lamb, or ham on the bone? noooo:

Thought not ~ just another electric powered toy then ~ dunno why you don't just buy a Hornby train set and have done with it.
Oooohh! Listen to you!

Yes, it cuts fresh baked bread brilliantly... without crushing it like!  cloud9:

A sharp bread knife, properly used doesn't crush bread either. The crushing is caused by the twat handling the knife.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.betterimprovement.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F03%2Fbread-knife.jpg&hash=5507d7f8bfb6fa6eb8f9beee84b65464f16434a8)
Perhaps so... but my new machine solves that problem...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2009, 06:55:50 PM
Sort of cuts out the middle twat?
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2009, 06:56:21 PM
Sort of cuts out the middle twat?
Precisely...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Snoopy on February 01, 2009, 06:57:16 PM
Its almost bound to do that I should think. Be worse than his shins if he isn't very careful. In his place I think I'd get LL to use it and lock it away afterward.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fassets.nydailynews.com%2Fimg%2F2008%2F05%2F01%2Famd_spievackfinger_1.jpg&hash=efe0e41e205b43691d147a8fee4643b02be68bd6)
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2009, 06:57:43 PM
I think she confiscates a lot of his toys
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Snoopy on February 01, 2009, 06:59:31 PM
Do you blame her?  ::)
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2009, 07:08:58 PM
I think she confiscates a lot of his toys
Not my PaintPod...  noooo:
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2009, 07:09:33 PM
Cos she hopes you might use it to finish the decorating before Miss D gets there with her mop and lucky white heather
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2009, 07:10:35 PM
Cos she hopes you might use it to finish the decorating before Miss D gets there with her mop and lucky white heather
I finished another bit today...  cloud9:

Kitchen next...
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2009, 07:11:09 PM
Don't cut yourself  point:
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2009, 07:11:50 PM
Don't cut yourself  point:
happy001












 ::)
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 01, 2009, 07:12:46 PM
Cos she hopes you might use it to finish the decorating before Miss D gets there with her mop and lucky white heather

I'll be on holiday - no room in suitcase for any of that nonsense  lol:
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Pastis on February 01, 2009, 07:14:14 PM
A sharp bread knife, properly used doesn't crush bread either. The crushing is caused by the twat handling the knife.

More or less the words I let loose to my ex; it resulted in a glass of red all over me.  ::)  She's well gone  ;)
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2009, 07:18:40 PM
Cos she hopes you might use it to finish the decorating before Miss D gets there with her mop and lucky white heather

I'll be on holiday - no room in suitcase for any of that nonsense  lol:
We have mops here anyway...  whistle:
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2009, 07:22:05 PM
A sharp bread knife, properly used doesn't crush bread either. The crushing is caused by the twat handling the knife.

More or less the words I let loose to my ex; it resulted in a glass of red all over me.  ::)  She's well gone  ;)

You should put some white wine on the stain! happy088
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Pastis on February 01, 2009, 07:25:56 PM
A sharp bread knife, properly used doesn't crush bread either. The crushing is caused by the twat handling the knife.

More or less the words I let loose to my ex; it resulted in a glass of red all over me.  ::)  She's well gone  ;)

You should put some white wine on the stain! happy088

Bollox to that... I drunk it IIRC  ;) One of those domestic spats that resulted in an eventual parting of the ways  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 02, 2009, 05:13:49 PM
Anyhow.. bread cutting.. please take notes because I shall not be repeating this..

Take loaf of bread and place it in freezer
when bread is frozen slice it thinly with aforementioned knife
butter the slice
put slice on radiator
when warmed up, consume, bloody easy innit

How come civilians are so thick?
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Pastis on February 02, 2009, 05:34:30 PM
You should apply for that TV Master Chef prog GOS  ;)

I presume your presentation is up to a few Michelin stars?  whistle:
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 02, 2009, 08:02:28 PM
You can do a lot with a tin of spam cloud9:
Title: Re: Cutting Bread
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2009, 08:59:02 PM
Anyhow.. bread cutting.. please take notes because I shall not be repeating this..

Take loaf of bread and place it in freezer
when bread is frozen slice it thinly with aforementioned knife
butter the slice
put slice on radiator
when warmed up, consume, bloody easy innit

How come civilians are so thick?
a) Does the radiator have to be switched on?
b) What of the butter is frozen too...?