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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on December 12, 2008, 11:30:36 AM
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eeek:
£40!! What about the VAT reduction?
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Is there VAT on Christmas Trees?
Where are you trying to buy a tree anyway?
What sized tree do you want?
I assume we are talking real trees ~ are you looking for a specific type or just bog standard?
I have contacts.
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I am trying to buy a Christmas tree for fairly obvious reasons ::) We won't purchase it till 22nd, but I wanted to see what they cost
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I am trying to buy a Christmas tree for fairly obvious reasons ::) We won't purchase it till 22nd, but I wanted to see what they cost
Why don't you just put some fairy lights around your stinking rancid cake that you're constantly rattlin' on about? Problem sorted. happy088
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I am trying to buy a Christmas tree for fairly obvious reasons ::) We won't purchase it till 22nd, but I wanted to see what they cost
Fine ~ tell me what size and type (Norwegian Blue ~ plain spruce etc) and I'll get one priced for you from my farmer friend who deals in them. Once agreed on size and type he will store it until you can collect.
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I am trying to buy a Christmas tree for fairly obvious reasons ::) We won't purchase it till 22nd, but I wanted to see what they cost
Fine ~ tell me what size and type (Norwegian Blue ~ plain spruce etc) and I'll get one priced for you from my farmer friend who deals in them. Once agreed on size and type he will store it until you can collect.
£50 of fuel to collect, bearing in mind he WILL get lost via Birmingham. Bargain. whistle:
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Very kind BUT
We get back from Spain at 1 a. m. on the 22nd.
Christmas guests arrive at noon on the 23rd. In the time available, we have to sort their room out, make beds, wash Spanish trip clothing, collect goose, go shopping and also panic.
A trip to N Wales seems like a good idea, come to think of it! lol:
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I am trying to buy a Christmas tree for fairly obvious reasons ::) We won't purchase it till 22nd, but I wanted to see what they cost
Fine ~ tell me what size and type (Norwegian Blue ~ plain spruce etc) and I'll get one priced for you from my farmer friend who deals in them. Once agreed on size and type he will store it until you can collect.
£50 of fuel to collect, bearing in mind he WILL get lost via Birmingham. Bargain. whistle:
rubschin: You have a point ~ I could bring it with me when I come round for a Christmas pint like. ~ He's only two gallons round trip from here.
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A trip to N Wales seems like a good idea, come to think of it! lol:
Via Birmingham. ::)
Wana borrow me Tom Tom?
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Norwegian Blue, but I thought that was a type of parrot!
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A trip to N Wales seems like a good idea, come to think of it! lol:
Via Birmingham. ::)
Wana borrow me Tom Tom?
I have installed the whole of SPain onto my SatNav, thank you
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I am trying to buy a Christmas tree for fairly obvious reasons ::) We won't purchase it till 22nd, but I wanted to see what they cost
Fine ~ tell me what size and type (Norwegian Blue ~ plain spruce etc) and I'll get one priced for you from my farmer friend who deals in them. Once agreed on size and type he will store it until you can collect.
£50 of fuel to collect, bearing in mind he WILL get lost via Birmingham. Bargain. whistle:
rubschin: You have a point ~ I could bring it with me when I come round for a Christmas pint like. ~ He's only two gallons round trip from here.
Good plan! barman:
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A trip to N Wales seems like a good idea, come to think of it! lol:
Via Birmingham. ::)
Wana borrow me Tom Tom?
I have installed the whole of SPain onto my SatNav, thank you
Thought I was being optomistic like.
Snoops via Spain now then. ::)
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Vewry kind BUT
We get back from Spain at 1 a. m. on the 22nd.
Christmas guests arrive at noon on the 23rd. In the time available, we have to yo sort their room out, make beds, wash Spanish trip clothing, collect goose, go shopping and also panic.
A trip to N Wales seems like a good idea, come to think of it! lol:
Then buy a plastic one because unless you order it NOW there will be none left by the 22nd/23rd Dec. This isn't Charles Dickens you know ~ people shop early, they don't buy a goose on Christmas Morning anymore ~ nor a Christmas Tree. You'll be lucky to find a Christmas Stick (ie tree without any needles/branches etc) by then.
Norwegian Blue is/was an Ex Parrot!
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A trip to N Wales seems like a good idea, come to think of it! lol:
Via Birmingham. ::)
Wana borrow me Tom Tom?
Jungle Drums? eeek:
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Then buy a plastic one because unless you order it NOW there will be none left by the 22nd/23rd Dec
Bollox cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Then buy a plastic one because unless you order it NOW there will be none left by the 22nd/23rd Dec
Bollox cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Sorry trout 'ed, but he's correct.
What the hell posseses you to go away the week before crimbo anyway quite frankly is beyond me. noooo:
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It was Mrs Nick's idea, obviously. And I shall buy a tree on the 22nd
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It was Mrs Nick's idea, obviously. And I shall buy a tree on the 22nd
Forgiven.... partly...then. You know, you being a lap dog mousey type. ::)
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Sniff my cake AND get a free black eye for Christmas angry041:
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That needs VIAGra!
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Order now and don't be disappointed.
Viagra that is or you will be all droopy over Christmas.
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Enjoy your Christams tree Nick - might have trouble putting presents underneath it like but hey .....if you will leave things to the last minute whistle:
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Then buy a plastic one because unless you order it NOW there will be none left by the 22nd/23rd Dec
Bollox cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Sorry trout 'ed, but he's correct.
What the hell posseses you to go away the week before crimbo anyway quite frankly is beyond me. noooo:
Trout 'ed! happy001
We have an artificial tree... saves a load of shag and hassle... whistle:
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saves a load of shag and hassle
I am sure LL is relieved eveilgrin:
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saves a load of shag and hassle
I am sure LL is relieved eveilgrin:
doh:
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Then buy a plastic one because unless you order it NOW there will be none left by the 22nd/23rd Dec
Bollox cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Sorry trout 'ed, but he's correct.
What the hell posseses you to go away the week before crimbo anyway quite frankly is beyond me. noooo:
Trout 'ed! happy001
We have an artificial tree... saves a load of shag and hassle... whistle:
So do we...... Allergy reasons
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Then buy a plastic one because unless you order it NOW there will be none left by the 22nd/23rd Dec
Bollox cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Sorry trout 'ed, but he's correct.
What the hell posseses you to go away the week before crimbo anyway quite frankly is beyond me. noooo:
Trout 'ed! happy001
We have an artificial tree... saves a load of shag and hassle... whistle:
So do we...... Allergy reasons
Allergy to pine or spending money?
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Then buy a plastic one because unless you order it NOW there will be none left by the 22nd/23rd Dec
Bollox cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Sorry trout 'ed, but he's correct.
What the hell posseses you to go away the week before crimbo anyway quite frankly is beyond me. noooo:
Trout 'ed! happy001
We have an artificial tree... saves a load of shag and hassle... whistle:
So do we...... Allergy reasons
Allergy to pine or spending money?
Pine ~ It's the sap or so they say. Little boy. He gets a reaction if he picks up a pine cone ~ you try stopping a small boy from wanting to do that. noooo:
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Just a reminder like. whistle: