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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Barman on December 17, 2008, 04:49:41 PM
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Had another shopping trip out into the wilds of Windsor today... what a sad shite hole of a place it is... noooo:
I wanted a bread slicer... couldn't get one in Cyprus so I pooped into Woolies to pick up a bargain. Bloody hell, Armageddon - what a shite hole... everywhere devastated and the only 'stock' they had was own brand hoovers vacuum cleaners and microwaves...
Then onto the shop with the hiccough girl who had no idea that I'd saved her yesterday and kept saying luvverllleeee... What a shite hole.
The onto WH Smith to stock up on magazines... found everything I wanted 'cept Private Eye (which I can never work out where they put it and why...
Barman: Can you tell me where Private Eye is please?
Shop Oik (blank look)
Barman: Private eye?
Shop Oik: Asks Shop oik #2 where Private eye is
Shop oik #2: Normally down there with the detective stuff (?)
Barman: Forget it, I'll just take this lot then...
Shop oik #2: Do you want any half price chocolate with that?
Barman: Just pack the magazines noooo:
WHat a shite hole
Then off for a big mac for lunch... what a shite hole... rubbish everywhere, no clean tables, full of chav scum fucking and blinding all over the place... why aren't they at work? MacDs in Cyprus are immaculate places...
Then onto the Sony Shop
to buy a memory stick for my new Blu Ray player cloud9:
Spotty shop oik: Can I elp u?
BM: yes, I'd like a 1Gbyte memory stick for my Sony Blu Ray player please my fine young man...
Spotty shop oik: (blank look)
BM: Yes indeed.. a 1Gbyte module if you please... for live content like...
Spotty shop oik: I'll ask the manager
Manager: No such thing
Spotty shop oik: No such thing
Barman: No such thing??? My good fellow, it is a Sony product that plugs into the back of a Sony Blu Ray player!
Spotty shop oik: (blank look)
Barman: It goes in the back... of the player like... Sony...
Spotty shop oik: Leads the way to the Blu Ray player section
Barman (thinks) we're getting somewhere now!
Spotty shop oik: Picks up player... this is our player (really?)
Spotty shop oik: Turns over player
Barman: (points at slot for memory stick) There you are stout fellow... I want one that plus in there!
Spotty shop oik: You'll have to call our parts department then (hands tiny bit of paper with number)
Barman: Thanks - throws paper in bin
Barman: Orders from Amazon - £15 for 4Gbytes
What a shite hole! noooo:
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Good GREAT Britain in'it like? sick2:
Still wondering why we're all so grumpy now? No, I thought not. It's a shit hole. sick2:
Glad you pissed off to scorchio 30c Cyprus now I guess?
Can we all come back with you on the 29th please?
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Good GREAT Britain in'it like? sick2:
Still wondering why we're all so grumpy now? No, I thought not. It's a shit hole. sick2:
Glad you pissed off to scorchio 30c Cyprus now I guess?
Can we all come back with you on the 29th please?
I must say, while Cyprus has its problems I consider myself extremely lucky to have escaped the UK when I did...
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Good GREAT Britain in'it like? sick2:
Still wondering why we're all so grumpy now? No, I thought not. It's a shit hole. sick2:
Glad you pissed off to scorchio 30c Cyprus now I guess?
Can we all come back with you on the 29th please?
I must say, while Cyprus has its problems I consider myself extremely lucky to have escaped the UK when I did...
There are a small quota of die hard patriotic Brits in this country...including Mrs Growler...that actually reckon this country is a green and pleasant land to live in.
These people tend to be the type that brush problems under the carpet, wear blinkers and / or rose tinted glasses, believe in alternative medicine as the be all and end all, love our varied weather, hug trees, go around saying that things could be a lot worse (they will be soon), and always say, "well you should look at the suffering in Africa before you critisise this place", and bless the little darlings, they come from a deprived background, THAT'S why they shoot and stab people, bless.
Don't make me puke any fuckin' more! cussing:
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I think I'd get on quite well with Mrs Growler. whistle:
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I think I'd get on quite well with Mrs Growler. whistle:
WWWWWWHAT!? eeek:
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Same here Growler. If you're ever thinking of trading her in like... ;)
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If I could wind the bloody clock back....IF only ::)...I'd have werked a damned sight harder at school, got some decent qualifications, and got myself out of this rancid shit hole of a country and over to Canada 35 years ago.
Got a mate over there who I converse with on the net, and he says he's never been so happy, AND Bears roam the streets too! cloud9:
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Same here Growler. If you're ever thinking of trading her in like... ;)
Oh if only you really knew what you were saying. ::)
She does have some good points granted, only I'll have to look them up in my diary from years gone by to actually quote them.
Could be worse I suppose. I do get away with 'murder' sometimes.
No mice here I can tell you. ;)
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They have alternative medicine types over there too you know. AND they speak FRENCH!!!!!
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They have alternative medicine types over there too you know. AND they speak FRENCH!!!!!
So? They got Whistler mountain, Winter Olympics 2010, mountains and forests galore, decent standard of living, cold snowy winters, BEARS roaming the streets. Bloody heaven for me. cloud9:
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Not been to Windsor for 7 years, but it always struck me as being a fairly decent place tbh.
Things have obviously changed.
Must say, I did like Legoland, and THAT was actually where my new business idea was conceived!
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Not been to Windsor for 7 years, but it always struck me as being a fairly decent place tbh.
Things have obviously changed.
Must say, I did like Legoland, and THAT was actually where my new business idea was conceived!
I've never been to Legoland... went to the safari park a few times... mind you, that was a shite hole too... noooo:
I suppose the dull weather doesn't help but I'm pissed at shop 'assistants' that have the personality of an amoeba and intelligence in the same ball park... I've always thought that if I had to work in a shop I'd know everything about the product and I could sell loads...
And to go in a restaurant in a tourist town that was literally filthy is unforgivable...
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Why do you think that most of us do our shopping on the internet? ::)
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And eat at home.
TBH BM most of the decent folks either stay at home or have one or two (at most) selected places to go to eat/drink that they can trust to maintain their standards.
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Why do you think that most of us do our shopping on the internet? ::)
Well... yes... I just though Sony shop, pay a bit more but get the right thing like... noooo:
And as I said, Macky-D in Cyprus is pristine... Windsor was disgusting... luckily I didn't need the bog, I'd prolly be dead now... noooo:
And the point is... in times of hardship and competition from t'intermog these places should excel, they should be places of excellence, not shite holes... cussing:
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Nobody can be bothered anymore. 12 years of nulabour is what has finished us.
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Nobody can be bothered anymore. 12 years of nulabour is what has finished us.
Indeed... noooo:
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And eat at home.
TBH BM most of the decent folks either stay at home or have one or two (at most) selected places to go to eat/drink that they can trust to maintain their standards.
Precisely Snoops. Spoken werd perfect.
Went here last night...again. http://cilcaintoday.delfryndesign.co.uk/page27.html
Under the shadow of 'me 'ill'
Fantastic ales, gorgeous home freshly cooked basic grub, delectable puddings, and a proper roaring log fire. Bloody blissfull. cloud9:
Oh, and the landlord is one grumpy bad tempered bastard too, so me and me bessy mate get on with him like a bloody 'ouse on fire'. lol:
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I've never been to Legoland... went to the safari park a few times... mind you, that was a shite hole too... noooo:
You'll need to take out a mortgage
http://www.legoland.co.uk/planyourvisit/ticketsandprices/TICKETS.htm eeek:
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I've never been to Legoland... went to the safari park a few times... mind you, that was a shite hole too... noooo:
You'll need to take out a mortgage
http://www.legoland.co.uk/planyourvisit/ticketsandprices/TICKETS.htm eeek:
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I've never been to Legoland... went to the safari park a few times... mind you, that was a shite hole too... noooo:
You'll need to take out a mortgage
http://www.legoland.co.uk/planyourvisit/ticketsandprices/TICKETS.htm eeek:
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Guess where the grandchildren won't be going at Easter?
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I've never been to Legoland... went to the safari park a few times... mind you, that was a shite hole too... noooo:
You'll need to take out a mortgage
http://www.legoland.co.uk/planyourvisit/ticketsandprices/TICKETS.htm eeek:
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Guess where the grandchildren won't be going at Easter?
Buy them a box of Lego and lock them in the garage - hey presto! Their very own Legoland... whistle:
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GULP! eeek:
HOW MUCH?! eeek:
IIRC it cost about 50 quid for a family of 4 Growlers back in '01.
Bloody stratospheric prices they are now. noooo:
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Anyhooo...
So appaling was the shopping experience yesterday I actually forgot all about the bit which was quite good...
Went to Waitrose, got my Private Eye, got all the bits I wanted, pleasant staff, packed my bags etc. An oasis in a dull sea of mediocrity...
And they look after the Stepfather when he stumbles around in there too... happy088
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Anyhooo...
So appaling was the shopping experience yesterday I actually forgot all about the bit which was quite good...
Went to Waitrose, got my Private Eye, got all the bits I wanted, pleasant staff, packed my bags etc. An oasis in a dull sea of mediocrity...
And they look after the Stepfather when he stumbles around in there too... happy088
Is that a posh way of saying ASDA? Don't be shy now.
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Anyhooo...
So appaling was the shopping experience yesterday I actually forgot all about the bit which was quite good...
Went to Waitrose, got my Private Eye, got all the bits I wanted, pleasant staff, packed my bags etc. An oasis in a dull sea of mediocrity...
And they look after the Stepfather when he stumbles around in there too... happy088
Is that a posh way of saying ASDA? Don't be shy now.
noooo:
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Anyhooo...
So appaling was the shopping experience yesterday I actually forgot all about the bit which was quite good...
Went to Waitrose, got my Private Eye, got all the bits I wanted, pleasant staff, packed my bags etc. An oasis in a dull sea of mediocrity...
And they look after the Stepfather when he stumbles around in there too... happy088
Is that a posh way of saying ASDA? Don't be shy now.
noooo:
Oh. Sorry then. I thought they were the same outfit like. rubschin:
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Anyhooo...
So appaling was the shopping experience yesterday I actually forgot all about the bit which was quite good...
Went to Waitrose, got my Private Eye, got all the bits I wanted, pleasant staff, packed my bags etc. An oasis in a dull sea of mediocrity...
And they look after the Stepfather when he stumbles around in there too... happy088
Is that a posh way of saying ASDA? Don't be shy now.
noooo:
Oh. Sorry then. I thought they were the same outfit like. rubschin:
I don't think soooo! lol:
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Anyhooo...
So appaling was the shopping experience yesterday I actually forgot all about the bit which was quite good...
Went to Waitrose, got my Private Eye, got all the bits I wanted, pleasant staff, packed my bags etc. An oasis in a dull sea of mediocrity...
And they look after the Stepfather when he stumbles around in there too... happy088
Is that a posh way of saying ASDA? Don't be shy now.
noooo:
Oh. Sorry then. I thought they were the same outfit like. rubschin:
I don't think soooo! lol:
Well I bow to your superior knowledge then, as mine is extremely limited on anything to do with shops/shopping. sick2:
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Anyhooo...
So appaling was the shopping experience yesterday I actually forgot all about the bit which was quite good...
Went to Waitrose, got my Private Eye, got all the bits I wanted, pleasant staff, packed my bags etc. An oasis in a dull sea of mediocrity...
And they look after the Stepfather when he stumbles around in there too... happy088
Is that a posh way of saying ASDA? Don't be shy now.
noooo:
Oh. Sorry then. I thought they were the same outfit like. rubschin:
I don't think soooo! lol:
Well I bow to your superior knowledge then, as mine is extremely limited on anything to do with shops/shopping. sick2:
We'll ask Wenchy... whistle:
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I took one of approx 3 annual visits to the world famous
Cheshire JOaks last night, and lasted about 45 minutes before I really did start feeling ill.
Swimming head and faint, I just HAD to get out of the rancid chav filled shell suit wearing vile stinking of burgers and cheap girlie perfume shit hole.
Can someone PLEASE explain to me how exactly they can derive ANY sort of pleasure whatsoever out of shopping? confused:
A visit to the hospital comes close in terms of pleasure on this one. noooo:
I'll have to go back now too, as I only managed to purchase one pressie before my rapid escape.
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I took one of approx 3 annual visits to the world famous
Cheshire JOaks last night, and lasted about 45 minutes before I really did start feeling ill.
Swimming head and faint, I just HAD to get out of the rancid chav filled shell suit wearing vile stinking of burgers and cheap girlie perfume shit hole.
Can someone PLEASE explain to me how exactly they can derive ANY sort of pleasure whatsoever out of shopping? confused:
A visit to the hospital comes close in terms of pleasure on this one. noooo:
I'll have to go back now too, as I only managed to purchase one pressie before my rapid escape.
I agree...
Even going in The Sony Shop yesterday was a disappointment... You'd imagine a place like that would be buzzing with all the latest high tech gadgetry, PS3, High Definition movies platings out at ear splitting levels, etc. but no... they don't even know how the bloody stuff works like... noooo:
As for the rest of the shops, the assistants should all have been taken out and hanged apart from those in Waitrose...
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I'm off to B and bloody long Q this morning... Banghead
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I'm off to B and bloody long Q this morning... Banghead
Luuuuuuvlee! cloud9: noooo:
Not 'blue rinse' discount day is it? eeek:
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I'm off to B and bloody long Q this morning... Banghead
Luuuuuuvlee! cloud9: noooo:
Not 'blue rinse' discount day is it? eeek:
I dunno... noooo:
I do know that between me in Windsor and the shop in Slough are 843 sets of traffic lights and 64 speed cameras... I'll have to be very careful like... scared2:
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It's not even the shop assistants that do my head in, only they're generally bad enough, no, it's a sort of 'shop claustraphopbia' that seems to effect me.
Far too much stuff to look at when you don't actually know what you're looking for, and a sort of panic sets in. Horrible feeling, and I really did feel as though I was going to keel over.
Youmg Growler jnr was with me fortunately. cloud9:
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I'm off to B and bloody long Q this morning... Banghead
Luuuuuuvlee! cloud9: noooo:
Not 'blue rinse' discount day is it? eeek:
I dunno... noooo:
I do know that between me in Windsor and the shop in Slough are 843 sets of traffic lights and 64 speed cameras... I'll have to be very careful like... scared2:
The epicenter of all things archticeturally beautful ey? sick2:
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I'm off to B and bloody long Q this morning... Banghead
Luuuuuuvlee! cloud9: noooo:
Not 'blue rinse' discount day is it? eeek:
I dunno... noooo:
I do know that between me in Windsor and the shop in Slough are 843 sets of traffic lights and 64 speed cameras... I'll have to be very careful like... scared2:
The epicenter of all things archticeturally beautful ey? sick2:
Fortunatelt, B and bloody long Q is on the outskirts of the town so I don't have to venture into the foetid centre... That would prolly send me heading for the Cyprus Airways ticket office... noooo:
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I'm off to B and bloody long Q this morning... Banghead
Think yourself lucky you only visit once/twice a year. I live in a village halfway between there and Uxbridge ohh the choice !
Luuuuuuvlee! cloud9: noooo:
Not 'blue rinse' discount day is it? eeek:
I dunno... noooo:
I do know that between me in Windsor and the shop in Slough are 843 sets of traffic lights and 64 speed cameras... I'll have to be very careful like... scared2:
The epicenter of all things archticeturally beautful ey? sick2:
Fortunatelt, B and bloody long Q is on the outskirts of the town so I don't have to venture into the foetid centre... That would prolly send me heading for the Cyprus Airways ticket office... noooo:
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Oh it does sound like you're having a WONDERFUL time BM... you risk turning into one of those ...now what do they call them?????? .......
As for me...I had a great trip back to ole blighty... came back with a wonderful gift from my 20 month old grandson....the nastiest virus in the UK!! Still can't speak 2 weeks later (great says Mr T), am 'hacking' for England Cyprus, my pension's over €110 light because of the CRISIS.. and am I pleased I up and left...... well since you ask ????? whistle:
And no...the sun is not shining over here!!!
But I do have 4 numbers on the bingo!!!
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Sun not shining??? eeek:
Oh I forgot... I brought it over here with me... it'll be back on the 29th... ;)
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Sun's back.... did you post some back? Stalin's favourite Russian ballerina died..... too old!! ('spec that's in the relevant link but haven't been there yet!!)
Have fun....
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Sun's back.... did you post some back? Stalin's favourite Russian ballerina died..... too old!! ('spec that's in the relevant link but haven't been there yet!!)
Have fun....
I e-mailed some to you... ;)
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really???? Eaten by the interwebby monster then, 'cause not arrived this end, but thanks for the thought. I've just tried a test from v.tinkerbell... got confirmation, but it's never arrived. Need to check from hotmail account..will report back. sad24:
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v.tinkerbell working now, but no email from BM sad24:
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It'll be Fish 'n' Chips again keeping him away from the bar, like ;)
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razz:
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Just read everyone of these post..... ahhhhh! It is so good to be back cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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Just read everyone of these post..... ahhhhh! It is so good to be back cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Silly old sod! ;D
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Good GREAT Britain in'it like? sick2:
Still wondering why we're all so grumpy now? No, I thought not. It's a shit hole. sick2:
Glad you pissed off to scorchio 30c Cyprus now I guess?
Can we all come back with you on the 29th please?
I must say, while Cyprus has its problems I consider myself extremely lucky to have escaped the UK when I did...
Likewise. I was a mere teenager when I moved over here. Supposed to be for a 3 month contract but I never looked back. I feel very lucky but also worry that if I ever had to return I would not cope with the culture shock having basically grown into my adult life over here. I don't even know what a recycle bin, self checkout thingy, traffic warden, congestion charge, claims 4 U, chav, ASBO etc is. My council tax is 124euro a year. Don't think I would last five minutes living in the UK.
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Good GREAT Britain in'it like? sick2:
Still wondering why we're all so grumpy now? No, I thought not. It's a shit hole. sick2:
Glad you pissed off to scorchio 30c Cyprus now I guess?
Can we all come back with you on the 29th please?
I must say, while Cyprus has its problems I consider myself extremely lucky to have escaped the UK when I did...
Likewise. I was a mere teenager when I moved over here. Supposed to be for a 3 month contract but I never looked back. I feel very lucky but also worry that if I ever had to return I would not cope with the culture shock having basically grown into my adult life over here. I don't even know what a recycle bin, self checkout thingy, traffic warden, congestion charge, claims 4 U, chav, ASBO etc is. My council tax is 124euro a year. Don't think I would last five minutes living in the UK.
Am I right in thinking yous are/were from Scallypool too? rubschin:
Wor'ever, you're a lucky troutlet.
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Good GREAT Britain in'it like? sick2:
Still wondering why we're all so grumpy now? No, I thought not. It's a shit hole. sick2:
Glad you pissed off to scorchio 30c Cyprus now I guess?
Can we all come back with you on the 29th please?
I must say, while Cyprus has its problems I consider myself extremely lucky to have escaped the UK when I did...
Likewise. I was a mere teenager when I moved over here. Supposed to be for a 3 month contract but I never looked back. I feel very lucky but also worry that if I ever had to return I would not cope with the culture shock having basically grown into my adult life over here. I don't even know what a recycle bin, self checkout thingy, traffic warden, congestion charge, claims 4 U, chav, ASBO etc is. My council tax is 124euro a year. Don't think I would last five minutes living in the UK.
Am I right in thinking yous are/were from Scallypool too? rubschin:
Wor'ever, you're a lucky troutlet.
He is one of those from daaaan saaaaf, ,I'm from York.
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Miss T is extremely lovely. For a Northerner ;-)
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Miss T is extremely lovely. For a Northerner ;-)
I have house trained her.......... :thumbsup:
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Good GREAT Britain in'it like? sick2:
Still wondering why we're all so grumpy now? No, I thought not. It's a shit hole. sick2:
Glad you pissed off to scorchio 30c Cyprus now I guess?
Can we all come back with you on the 29th please?
I must say, while Cyprus has its problems I consider myself extremely lucky to have escaped the UK when I did...
Likewise. I was a mere teenager when I moved over here. Supposed to be for a 3 month contract but I never looked back. I feel very lucky but also worry that if I ever had to return I would not cope with the culture shock having basically grown into my adult life over here. I don't even know what a recycle bin, self checkout thingy, traffic warden, congestion charge, claims 4 U, chav, ASBO etc is. My council tax is 124euro a year. Don't think I would last five minutes living in the UK.
Am I right in thinking yous are/were from Scallypool too? rubschin:
Wor'ever, you're a lucky troutlet.
He is one of those from daaaan saaaaf, ,I'm from York.
'ang on, ang on my dream boat.
YOU are from York, and the urban gorrila one is originally from Scallypool? rubschin:
I'm sure I asked him this, and he said he was/is a Londoner, or am I getting mixed up with him supporting the Gooners?
I'm getting severely confuslicated 'ere. Banghead
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Good GREAT Britain in'it like? sick2:
Still wondering why we're all so grumpy now? No, I thought not. It's a shit hole. sick2:
Glad you pissed off to scorchio 30c Cyprus now I guess?
Can we all come back with you on the 29th please?
I must say, while Cyprus has its problems I consider myself extremely lucky to have escaped the UK when I did...
Likewise. I was a mere teenager when I moved over here. Supposed to be for a 3 month contract but I never looked back. I feel very lucky but also worry that if I ever had to return I would not cope with the culture shock having basically grown into my adult life over here. I don't even know what a recycle bin, self checkout thingy, traffic warden, congestion charge, claims 4 U, chav, ASBO etc is. My council tax is 124euro a year. Don't think I would last five minutes living in the UK.
Am I right in thinking yous are/were from Scallypool too? rubschin:
Wor'ever, you're a lucky troutlet.
He is one of those from daaaan saaaaf, ,I'm from York.
'ang on, ang on my dream boat.
YOU are from York, and the urban gorrila one is originally from Scallypool? rubschin:
I'm sure I asked him this, and he said he was/is a Londoner, or am I getting mixed up with him supporting the Gooners?
I'm getting severely confuslicated 'ere. Banghead
Bless. happy100
I am from York, monkey boy is from Kent. He is an Arsenal supporter, I am a Leeds fan.
:thumbsup:
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Oh and thankyou TMR. cloud9:
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Well WHO TF is from up 'ere then...apart from me that is? whistle:
What was all that I used to read about in 'ere about a scousers wedding or summat? Shrugs:
Me'yeds gone now. Banghead
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Well WHO TF is from up 'ere then...apart from me that is? whistle:
What was all that I used to read about in 'ere about a scousers wedding or summat? Shrugs:
Me'yeds gone now. Banghead
Sit down angel and have break. happy100
I did a gig at a Scouse wedding in the summer and it was scary.
Clearer now? Thumbs:
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Well WHO TF is from up 'ere then...apart from me that is? whistle:
What was all that I used to read about in 'ere about a scousers wedding or summat? Shrugs:
Me'yeds gone now. Banghead
Sit down angel and have break. happy100
I did a gig at a Scouse wedding in the summer and it was scary.
Clearer now? Thumbs:
No. noooo:
Wha'? confused:
You came over'ere to do a 'gig' at a scousers wedding? eeek:
I'm still very puzzlemunted tbqatth. confused:
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Miss T is extremely lovely.
I know. She's ALWAYS ded sweet to me. cloud9:
I'd like to show 'er 'round me 'ut I would. :thumbsup:
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right,, I came 13 years ago and decided to stay. Last summer I did a wedding for a load of pissed up scallies.
Simples. Thumbs:
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right,, I came 13 years ago and decided to stay. Last summer I did a wedding for a load of pissed up scallies.
Simples. Thumbs:
Where?
There?
You gorra 'otel like? rubschin:
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right,, I came 13 years ago and decided to stay. Last summer I did a wedding for a load of pissed up scallies.
Simples. Thumbs:
Where?
There?
You gorra 'otel like? rubschin:
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I am a wedding dj/singer and provide entertainment at wedding receptions.
Here
In Cyprus
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right,, I came 13 years ago and decided to stay. Last summer I did a wedding for a load of pissed up scallies.
Simples. Thumbs:
Where?
There?
You gorra 'otel like? rubschin:
angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead angry041:
I am a wedding dj/singer and provide entertainment at wedding receptions.
Here
In Cyprus
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I SEE now! :thumbsup: redface:
Sozzy like, but with me wandering around looking for live grub a lot of the time, i sometimes miss out on vital information.
Think we need a who what why where and life histroy thread to condense all these bits of info that have seemingly passed me by. whistle:
Don't be cross with me me lickle petal. cry:
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.....and that'll be where you met the Ape then. yes, 'cus he's a ............stand up comedian. happy001
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Thumbs: BINGO!!!!
I would never be cross with you my lickle teddy bear. cloud9:
bear hug
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Thumbs: BINGO!!!!
I would never be cross with you my lickle teddy bear. cloud9:
bear hug
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, ssssso sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet! cloud9:
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. redface:
I've saved that piccie for sending to special persons like. :thumbsup:
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you better be sending back to me then.