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Title: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2008, 12:14:30 PM
Not too many this year, as I didn't get much anyhoo. BUT.

What possessed Mrs Nick to get me a double CD of the Dave Clark 5's Greatest Hits?  rubschin:

And three books all stamped "Cheshire Libraries: WIthdrawn Stock"?  spider:
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: Snoopy on December 28, 2008, 02:55:50 PM
At a rough guess I would say that but for religious reasons she would be consulting a solicitor but is letting you know her feelings in her own way....... But I am probably wrong and she couldn't think of anything else.
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2008, 04:01:55 PM
 eeek:

It wasn't ALL she bought me, you winding up hound
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: Snoopy on December 28, 2008, 06:41:55 PM
Well stop moaning then and be grateful or I'll post pictures of starving children and stuff.
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2008, 07:12:15 PM
So what shite did you get, like?
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: Snoopy on December 28, 2008, 07:29:11 PM
My complete Amazon wish list thank you  cloud9:
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2008, 07:50:22 PM
Cheap then  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: Bar Wench on December 28, 2008, 07:51:14 PM
Not as cheap as Tescos gifts!  point:
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: Snoopy on December 28, 2008, 07:59:14 PM
Cheap then  eveilgrin:

Possibly but the pleasure the children had in giving them to me was priceless ~ which is surely the point.
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2008, 08:02:16 PM
I didn't get a projector... have I mentioned it like...?  sad24:
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: Snoopy on December 28, 2008, 08:04:43 PM
You got hats instead  point:
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2008, 08:05:20 PM
You got hats instead  point:
rubschin:

And a MP3 player like...
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on December 30, 2008, 08:13:08 PM
I got some aftershave, which will join the bottle of Old Spice I got when the King was on the throne.
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: Snoopy on December 30, 2008, 08:35:46 PM
There is a lot of alcohol in Old Spice ~ what are you saving it for?
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: GROWLER on December 30, 2008, 08:58:04 PM
I got a box of marzipan cake/sweets, and scoffed them all in 20 minutes on me own too like, oink oink. cloud9:
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: Bar Wench on December 30, 2008, 09:25:19 PM
I hope you enjoyed those, they are my absolute favourites and my mum forget to send me a box this year.   sad24:
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2008, 09:26:15 PM
I wonder where they came from  whistle:
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: GROWLER on December 30, 2008, 11:53:58 PM
I wonder where they came from  whistle:


Shrugs:

Know where they went though. cloud9:
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: GROWLER on December 30, 2008, 11:57:18 PM
Got a new pair of kecks for me hill and mountain expeditions.  cloud9:

Nearly keeled over when mini moose told me how much they were! eeek:

I shall be giving them the full mountain testing on Thursday. cloud9:
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on December 31, 2008, 05:33:06 AM
There is a lot of alcohol in Old Spice ~ what are you saving it for?
Topping up the pints of alcohol- free I get in here?
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: Barman on December 31, 2008, 07:45:45 AM
There is a lot of alcohol in Old Spice ~ what are you saving it for?
Topping up the pints of alcohol- free I get in here?
Free? eeek:

I think you've drunk too much Old Spice already GOM...  noooo:
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: Bar Wench on December 31, 2008, 08:45:34 AM
More presents for me tomorrow.  sad24:
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: Barman on December 31, 2008, 09:26:31 AM
More presents for me tomorrow.  sad24:
evil:

I was going to start The All New Wenchy's Birthday thread first thing tomorrow... shan't bother now...  noooo:

Happy Birthday, for tomorrer like...  ::)
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: Bar Wench on December 31, 2008, 09:50:20 AM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: Snoopy on December 31, 2008, 02:13:14 PM
More presents for me tomorrow.  sad24:

Nothing on the calendar ~ nothing in your profile ~ how the f*ck are we supposed to know?
Sorry haven't got you a pressy because you kept it all a big secret until now.
I expect that's because you will be 30 or somesuch other female reason for weeping and wailing.
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: Nick on December 31, 2008, 02:24:06 PM
Oh yes, she is 30 tomorrow. She will get varicose veins and grow a moustache overnight  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: Snoopy on December 31, 2008, 02:25:29 PM
Her tits will droop and her arse will sag.
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 31, 2008, 03:13:54 PM
Her tits will droop and her arse will sag.
On the plus side, the broody genes will go into overdrive.

Better send Mr Wench some Red Bull and spinach.
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: Snoopy on December 31, 2008, 03:16:14 PM
Her tits will droop and her arse will sag.
On the plus side, the broody genes will go into overdrive.

Better send Mr Wench some Red Bull and spinach.

Possibly a splint
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: Nick on December 31, 2008, 04:24:00 PM
I have Viagra suppliers  lol:
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: Bar Wench on December 31, 2008, 04:27:56 PM
So much to look forward to itseems.  sad24:
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: Nick on December 31, 2008, 04:40:29 PM
See also: Wigs
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: GROWLER on January 02, 2009, 04:41:12 PM
Life begins at 40 Bar Wench, so don't fret, just look forward. cloud9:
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: apc2010 on December 25, 2024, 12:20:21 AM
All dusted off n ready … Thumbs:
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2024, 07:16:11 AM
  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: Barman on December 25, 2024, 07:19:48 AM
All dusted off n ready … Thumbs:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: Steve on December 25, 2024, 08:54:21 AM
So far so good

1 amusing mug
1 amusing book (that I won't read)
1 CD that I asked for - yes I like to own CDs still even if I play them on Amazon music
1 bespoke tin of Quality Street (no coconut shite)

AND

A crate of 24 unusual beers of the world - who knew Becks did an ice and mint beer?
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: apc2010 on December 25, 2024, 10:23:19 AM
So far so good

1 amusing mug
1 amusing book (that I won't read)
1 CD that I asked for - yes I like to own CDs still even if I play them on Amazon music
1 bespoke tin of Quality Street (no coconut shite)

AND

A crate of 24 unusual beers of the world - who knew Becks did an ice and mint beer?


 Thumbs: And extra  Thumbs: for CDs…
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: Barman on December 25, 2024, 10:30:35 AM
So far so good

1 amusing mug
1 amusing book (that I won't read)
1 CD that I asked for - yes I like to own CDs still even if I play them on Amazon music
1 bespoke tin of Quality Street (no coconut shite)

AND

A crate of 24 unusual beers of the world - who knew Becks did an ice and mint beer?


Have you got any of that Nigerian Guinness...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: apc2010 on December 25, 2024, 03:13:54 PM
So far so good

1 amusing mug
1 amusing book (that I won't read)
1 CD that I asked for - yes I like to own CDs still even if I play them on Amazon music
1 bespoke tin of Quality Street (no coconut shite)

AND

A crate of 24 unusual beers of the world - who knew Becks did an ice and mint beer?


Have you got any of that Nigerian Guinness...?  rubschin:


*waits punchline *….
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2024, 05:00:28 PM
Famous Last Words: a collection of things people have said on their death beds  rubschin:
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: apc2010 on December 25, 2024, 05:50:30 PM
Famous Last Words: a collection of things people have said on their death beds  rubschin:

Oliver Reed … rubschin:
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: apc2010 on December 25, 2024, 05:52:21 PM
Kurt Kobain …”is this loaded ? “ …. Thumbs:
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: Nick on December 26, 2024, 08:48:55 AM
Famous Last Words: a collection of things people have said on their death beds  rubschin:

Read a few bits last night and had a hyper real dream that I had 24 hours to live  eeek:  Woke up screaming  evil:
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: Steve on December 26, 2024, 11:09:23 AM
So far so good

1 amusing mug
1 amusing book (that I won't read)
1 CD that I asked for - yes I like to own CDs still even if I play them on Amazon music
1 bespoke tin of Quality Street (no coconut shite)

AND

A crate of 24 unusual beers of the world - who knew Becks did an ice and mint beer?


Have you got any of that Nigerian Guinness...?  rubschin:
Nope, one to put on the list for 2025

Our 2nd phase of pressie opening delayed (will recount why elsewhere) and mostly good and booze and choccie focussed but why did someone think we needed Mr and Mrs humungous sized washbags?   noooo:
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: apc2010 on December 26, 2024, 05:09:15 PM
So far so good

1 amusing mug
1 amusing book (that I won't read)
1 CD that I asked for - yes I like to own CDs still even if I play them on Amazon music
1 bespoke tin of Quality Street (no coconut shite)

AND

A crate of 24 unusual beers of the world - who knew Becks did an ice and mint beer?


Have you got any of that Nigerian Guinness...?  rubschin:
Nope, one to put on the list for 2025

Our 2nd phase of pressie opening delayed (will recount why elsewhere) and mostly good and booze and choccie focussed but why did someone think we needed Mr and Mrs humungous sized washbags?   noooo:

Do they think you don’t wash enough … rubschin:
Title: Re: Bewildering Xmas Presents
Post by: Steve on December 27, 2024, 11:07:15 AM
 rubschin:   evil: