The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on December 28, 2008, 12:14:30 PM
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Not too many this year, as I didn't get much anyhoo. BUT.
What possessed Mrs Nick to get me a double CD of the Dave Clark 5's Greatest Hits? rubschin:
And three books all stamped "Cheshire Libraries: WIthdrawn Stock"? spider:
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At a rough guess I would say that but for religious reasons she would be consulting a solicitor but is letting you know her feelings in her own way....... But I am probably wrong and she couldn't think of anything else.
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eeek:
It wasn't ALL she bought me, you winding up hound
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Well stop moaning then and be grateful or I'll post pictures of starving children and stuff.
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So what shite did you get, like?
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My complete Amazon wish list thank you cloud9:
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Cheap then eveilgrin:
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Not as cheap as Tescos gifts! point:
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Cheap then eveilgrin:
Possibly but the pleasure the children had in giving them to me was priceless ~ which is surely the point.
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I didn't get a projector... have I mentioned it like...? sad24:
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You got hats instead point:
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You got hats instead point:
rubschin:
And a MP3 player like...
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I got some aftershave, which will join the bottle of Old Spice I got when the King was on the throne.
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There is a lot of alcohol in Old Spice ~ what are you saving it for?
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I got a box of marzipan cake/sweets, and scoffed them all in 20 minutes on me own too like, oink oink. cloud9:
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I hope you enjoyed those, they are my absolute favourites and my mum forget to send me a box this year. sad24:
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I wonder where they came from whistle:
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I wonder where they came from whistle:
Shrugs:
Know where they went though. cloud9:
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Got a new pair of kecks for me hill and mountain expeditions. cloud9:
Nearly keeled over when mini moose told me how much they were! eeek:
I shall be giving them the full mountain testing on Thursday. cloud9:
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There is a lot of alcohol in Old Spice ~ what are you saving it for?
Topping up the pints of alcohol- free I get in here?
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There is a lot of alcohol in Old Spice ~ what are you saving it for?
Topping up the pints of alcohol- free I get in here?
Free? eeek:
I think you've drunk too much Old Spice already GOM... noooo:
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More presents for me tomorrow. sad24:
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More presents for me tomorrow. sad24:
evil:
I was going to start The All New Wenchy's Birthday thread first thing tomorrow... shan't bother now... noooo:
Happy Birthday, for tomorrer like... ::)
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sad24:
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More presents for me tomorrow. sad24:
Nothing on the calendar ~ nothing in your profile ~ how the f*ck are we supposed to know?
Sorry haven't got you a pressy because you kept it all a big secret until now.
I expect that's because you will be 30 or somesuch other female reason for weeping and wailing.
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Oh yes, she is 30 tomorrow. She will get varicose veins and grow a moustache overnight eveilgrin:
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Her tits will droop and her arse will sag.
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Her tits will droop and her arse will sag.
On the plus side, the broody genes will go into overdrive.
Better send Mr Wench some Red Bull and spinach.
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Her tits will droop and her arse will sag.
On the plus side, the broody genes will go into overdrive.
Better send Mr Wench some Red Bull and spinach.
Possibly a splint
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I have Viagra suppliers lol:
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So much to look forward to itseems. sad24:
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See also: Wigs
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Life begins at 40 Bar Wench, so don't fret, just look forward. cloud9:
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All dusted off n ready
Thumbs:
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:thumbsup:
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All dusted off n ready
Thumbs:
Thumbs:
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So far so good
1 amusing mug
1 amusing book (that I won't read)
1 CD that I asked for - yes I like to own CDs still even if I play them on Amazon music
1 bespoke tin of Quality Street (no coconut shite)
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A crate of 24 unusual beers of the world - who knew Becks did an ice and mint beer?
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So far so good
1 amusing mug
1 amusing book (that I won't read)
1 CD that I asked for - yes I like to own CDs still even if I play them on Amazon music
1 bespoke tin of Quality Street (no coconut shite)
AND
A crate of 24 unusual beers of the world - who knew Becks did an ice and mint beer?
Thumbs: And extra Thumbs: for CDs
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So far so good
1 amusing mug
1 amusing book (that I won't read)
1 CD that I asked for - yes I like to own CDs still even if I play them on Amazon music
1 bespoke tin of Quality Street (no coconut shite)
AND
A crate of 24 unusual beers of the world - who knew Becks did an ice and mint beer?
Have you got any of that Nigerian Guinness...? rubschin:
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So far so good
1 amusing mug
1 amusing book (that I won't read)
1 CD that I asked for - yes I like to own CDs still even if I play them on Amazon music
1 bespoke tin of Quality Street (no coconut shite)
AND
A crate of 24 unusual beers of the world - who knew Becks did an ice and mint beer?
Have you got any of that Nigerian Guinness...? rubschin:
*waits punchline *
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Famous Last Words: a collection of things people have said on their death beds rubschin:
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Famous Last Words: a collection of things people have said on their death beds rubschin:
Oliver Reed
rubschin:
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Kurt Kobain
is this loaded ?
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Famous Last Words: a collection of things people have said on their death beds rubschin:
Read a few bits last night and had a hyper real dream that I had 24 hours to live eeek: Woke up screaming evil:
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So far so good
1 amusing mug
1 amusing book (that I won't read)
1 CD that I asked for - yes I like to own CDs still even if I play them on Amazon music
1 bespoke tin of Quality Street (no coconut shite)
AND
A crate of 24 unusual beers of the world - who knew Becks did an ice and mint beer?
Have you got any of that Nigerian Guinness...? rubschin:
Nope, one to put on the list for 2025
Our 2nd phase of pressie opening delayed (will recount why elsewhere) and mostly good and booze and choccie focussed but why did someone think we needed Mr and Mrs humungous sized washbags? noooo:
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So far so good
1 amusing mug
1 amusing book (that I won't read)
1 CD that I asked for - yes I like to own CDs still even if I play them on Amazon music
1 bespoke tin of Quality Street (no coconut shite)
AND
A crate of 24 unusual beers of the world - who knew Becks did an ice and mint beer?
Have you got any of that Nigerian Guinness...? rubschin:
Nope, one to put on the list for 2025
Our 2nd phase of pressie opening delayed (will recount why elsewhere) and mostly good and booze and choccie focussed but why did someone think we needed Mr and Mrs humungous sized washbags? noooo:
Do they think you dont wash enough
rubschin:
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rubschin: evil: