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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on January 08, 2009, 11:35:51 AM
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Well?
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Well?
You're finally admitting you're not of this world then? point:
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No ::)
The UFO attack on a wind farm, like
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It was a rescue mission Nick, they prolly thought you were being held there... whistle:
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evil:
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No ::)
The UFO attack on a wind farm, like
Do you have a link to this supposed attack or did 'the voices' tell you about it...? ::)
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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3150831.html?menu=news.quirkies (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3150831.html?menu=news.quirkies)
whistle:
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It was a rescue mission Nick, they prolly thought you were being held there... whistle:
happy001
PHONE HOME
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Occam's razor would suggest mechanical failure.... whistle:
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You mean the UFO went wrong?
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You mean the UFO went wrong?
noooo:
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You mean the UFO went wrong?
Is that how you were stranded here Nick? point:
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Did I ever mention the time I was abducted off Cannock Chase? I still have the anal probe.
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I want it back evil:
(Please wipe it first)
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Occam's razor would suggest mechanical failure.... whistle:
Who is this guy Occam and what does his shaving habits have to do with this thread eh?
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Proof at last! The aliens are here!
I suppose aliens with super, light year crossing technology can be as clumsy as anyone else and shunt a wind farm.
Pissed aliens. The mind goes to sleep.
They are dragging in the loonies that can use a phone on to a TalkSport phone in as I type.
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One chap I heard on the wireless reckoned it was probably a large lump of ice that fell from an aircraft during the night. The ice would of course seem to fly through the air, reflect lights from earth bound sources and melt after impact ....... leaving no trace. whistle:
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and melt after impact ....... leaving no trace
In this weather?
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PC: "Good evening sir, is this your saucer?"
ET: "Yes"
PC: "What is your name and address sir?"
ET: "I am Zurg, from Mars"
PC: "Is that in Slough sir?"
ET: "No, it is on Pestilence Prime, near The Wirral"
PC: "Very good, have you had a drink this evening sir?"
ET: "Yes, I have had 17 pints of Youngs"
PC: "I see sir, would you mind blowing into this?"
ET: "What kind of pervert do you think I am? That is as bad as licking high heels!" Disintegrates PC with his blaster
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No one is taking this seriously noooo:
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No one is taking this seriously noooo:
What do you suggest...? ::)
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No one is taking this seriously noooo:
I am. I'm practising alien fighting on my PS3. If the alien scum cross the border from Lincolnshire into Leicestershire they are going to get a shock let me tell you.
You see? The bastards have infiltrated the pub, everytime you mention thier name the replace it with a silly graphic.
Devious gits. alien censored:
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Move it to The Commons?
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everytime you mention thier name the replace it with a silly graphic.
Not if you spell thier name 'Aleins' it doesn't. point:
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everytime you mention thier name the replace it with a silly graphic.
Not if you spell thier name 'Aleins' it doesn't. point:
happy001
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No one is taking this seriously noooo:
I am. I'm practising alien fighting on my PS3. If the alien scum cross the border from Lincolnshire into Leicestershire they are going to get a shock let me tell you.
Resistance perchance? whistle:
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Is futile?
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I see Uncle is here. He knows about these things whistle:
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I see Uncle is here. He knows about these things whistle:
I'm sure he knows it wasn't a UFO... noooo:
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But are YOU sure, learner driver perhaps?
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Two possiblities:
1) It was hit by something
2) It wasn't and the blades failed for some reason.
I favour the second, possibly metal fatigue or poor maintenance.
If something hit it then by definition it was a UFO as the flying object was unidentified. However I doubt very much that it was an alien spacecraft. I cannot believe that if aliens are here that they would behave in the manner popularly assigned to them. Skulking about, abducting only the most stupid and gullible people, doing anal probes(!) The amount of time and effort required even to get from the nearest star would preclude them popping over to act like irresponsible teenagers.
No, if aliens should ever arrive we all would know about it.
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Praps they were naughty joyriding aliens. Alien delinquents like rubschin:
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Well let's hope their parents turn up and give them a clip around their aural detection organ.
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Two possiblities:
1) It was hit by something
2) It wasn't and the blades failed for some reason.
I favour the second, possibly metal fatigue or poor maintenance.
If something hit it then by definition it was a UFO as the flying object was unidentified. However I doubt very much that it was an alien spacecraft. I cannot believe that if aliens are here that they would behave in the manner popularly assigned to them. Skulking about, abducting only the most stupid and gullible people, doing anal probes(!) The amount of time and effort required even to get from the nearest star would preclude them popping over to act like irresponsible teenagers.
No, if aliens should ever arrive we all would know about it.
The voice of reason at last...
Metal fatigue like I said all along...
If any flying object had hit it hard enough to wrench the entire blade off its mount it would have been severely damaged and almost certainly crashed near the scene.....
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Unless it had a force field thingy
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Well let's hope their parents turn up and give them a clip around their aural detection organ.
lol: lol:
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abducting only the most stupid and gullible people, doing anal probes(!)
I will have you know sir that I was chosen by poll and selected as one of the 3 people in my arm of the galactic cluster to be abducted and along with my certificate in wood working the best suited to be probed! cussing:
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Unless it had a force field thingy
Exactly what I was thinking
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You are my bestest friend cloud9:
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Two possiblities:
1) It was hit by something
2) It wasn't and the blades failed for some reason.
I favour the second, possibly metal fatigue or poor maintenance.
If something hit it then by definition it was a UFO as the flying object was unidentified. However I doubt very much that it was an alien spacecraft. I cannot believe that if aliens are here that they would behave in the manner popularly assigned to them. Skulking about, abducting only the most stupid and gullible people, doing anal probes(!) The amount of time and effort required even to get from the nearest star would preclude them popping over to act like irresponsible teenagers.
No, if aliens should ever arrive we all would know about it.
The voice of reason at last...
Metal fatigue like I said all along...
If any flying object had hit it hard enough to wrench the entire blade off its mount it would have been severely damaged and almost certainly crashed near the scene.....
Unless that flying object was a gert great lump of ice that skidded on for a couple of fields and then melted leaving no trace whistle:
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Two possiblities:
1) It was hit by something
2) It wasn't and the blades failed for some reason.
I favour the second, possibly metal fatigue or poor maintenance.
If something hit it then by definition it was a UFO as the flying object was unidentified. However I doubt very much that it was an alien spacecraft. I cannot believe that if aliens are here that they would behave in the manner popularly assigned to them. Skulking about, abducting only the most stupid and gullible people, doing anal probes(!) The amount of time and effort required even to get from the nearest star would preclude them popping over to act like irresponsible teenagers.
No, if aliens should ever arrive we all would know about it.
The voice of reason at last...
Metal fatigue like I said all along...
If any flying object had hit it hard enough to wrench the entire blade off its mount it would have been severely damaged and almost certainly crashed near the scene.....
Unless that flying object was a gert great lump of ice that skidded on for a couple of fields and then melted leaving no trace whistle:
Or only entered our dimension for long enough to clout the blade before spinning back into its own, sporting a large dent which has to be explained to the inter-galactic fleet manager:
"Suddenly this windmill pulled out in front of me, I tried to swerve but just clipped it.
I pulled in a few parsecs down the continuum and walked back, but it had gone" noooo:
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No one is taking this seriously noooo:
I am. I'm practising alien fighting on my PS3. If the alien scum cross the border from Lincolnshire into Leicestershire they are going to get a shock let me tell you.
Resistance perchance? whistle:
Indeed, 1 & 2. I'm selling both on amazon now cos I got stuck bored.
Also, 'Fallout 3' which is shite.
I am now keeping 'Bad Company' and slaughtering Russians who are shite with firearms. point:
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Two possiblities:
1) It was hit by something
2) It wasn't and the blades failed for some reason.
I favour the second, possibly metal fatigue or poor maintenance.
If something hit it then by definition it was a UFO as the flying object was unidentified. However I doubt very much that it was an alien spacecraft. I cannot believe that if aliens are here that they would behave in the manner popularly assigned to them. Skulking about, abducting only the most stupid and gullible people, doing anal probes(!) The amount of time and effort required even to get from the nearest star would preclude them popping over to act like irresponsible teenagers.
No, if aliens should ever arrive we all would know about it.
The voice of reason at last...
Metal fatigue like I said all along...
If any flying object had hit it hard enough to wrench the entire blade off its mount it would have been severely damaged and almost certainly crashed near the scene.....
Unless that flying object was a gert great lump of ice that skidded on for a couple of fields and then melted leaving no trace whistle:
Or only entered our dimension for long enough to clout the blade before spinning back into its own, sporting a large dent which has to be explained to the inter-galactic fleet manager:
"Suddenly this windmill pulled out in front of me, I tried to swerve but just clipped it.
I pulled in a few parsecs down the continuum and walked back, but it had gone" noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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The logical answer is that one blade fell off and hit one of the others as it did so...
rubschin:
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The logical answer is that one blade fell off and hit one of the others as it did so...
rubschin:
Like I said... um, like...? whistle:
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The logical answer is that one blade fell off and hit one of the others as it did so...
rubschin:
Like I said... um, like...? whistle:
But you lack the pointed ears.
Not to mention the gleaming black Barnet. whistle:
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point:
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The logical answer is that one blade fell off and hit one of the others as it did so...
rubschin:
Like I said... um, like...? whistle:
But you lack the pointed ears.
Not to mention the gleaming black Barnet. whistle:
evil:
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What is this shite? ::)
According to the manufacturers, blades shear off about 5 times a year nationally.
Who started this thread?
Nick. ::)
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Fuck! Banghead
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Fuck! Banghead
point: point: point:
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I doubt that there's intelligent life out there. Surely they would have made contact with intelligent people on planet earth, and nobody here in the VP has heard anything yet whistle:
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I doubt that there's intelligent life out there. Surely they would have made contact with intelligent people on planet earth, and nobody here in the VP has heard anything yet whistle:
Indeed... case proven. happy088
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The logical answer is that one blade fell off and hit one of the others as it did so...
rubschin:
Like I said... um, like...? whistle:
But you lack the pointed ears.
Not to mention the gleaming black Barnet. whistle:
evil:
Sense of humour is bang on though whistle:
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The logical answer is that one blade fell off and hit one of the others as it did so...
rubschin:
Like I said... um, like...? whistle:
But you lack the pointed ears.
Not to mention the gleaming black Barnet. whistle:
evil:
Sense of humour is bang on though whistle:
But he doesn't have a- doh:
evil:
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Also, 'Fallout 3' which is shite.
I'm quite enjoying the game as l'm just wandering the map finding unique items of arsekickery. Now l just need to find what the devs put in that is so hard to kill they added a Fatman that flings 8 nukes at once cloud9:
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Wait till you get to the gaza strip level.
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Also, 'Fallout 3' which is shite.
I'm quite enjoying the game as l'm just wandering the map finding unique items of arsekickery. Now l just need to find what the devs put in that is so hard to kill they added a Fatman that flings 8 nukes at once cloud9:
That'll be Nick then... whistle:
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Nick? scared2:
Actually that would explain the devastated landscape & strange wildlife whistle:
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I doubt that there's intelligent life out there. Surely they would have made contact with intelligent people on planet earth, and nobody here in the VP has heard anything yet whistle:
I think there probably is, but it'll be too far away to make contact.
'Man' came here from another planet originally, so we are in fact aliens in our own right, and we'll move on again to another suitable planet when this one is about to kick the bucket in approx 4 billion years from now.
You see, you'll thank me for the insight when it all comes together like. happy088
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I doubt that there's intelligent life out there. Surely they would have made contact with intelligent people on planet earth, and nobody here in the VP has heard anything yet whistle:
I think there probably is, but it'll be too far away to make contact.
'Man' came here from another planet originally, so we are in fact aliens in our own right, and we'll move on again to another suitable planet when this one is about to kick the bucket in approx 4 billion years from now.
You see, you'll thank me for the insight when it all comes together like. happy088
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I think there probably is, but it'll be too far away to make contact.
'Man' came here from another planet originally, so we are in fact aliens in our own right, and we'll move on again to another suitable planet when this one is about to kick the bucket in approx 4 billion years from now.
You see, you'll thank me for the insight when it all comes together like. happy088
Does that mean that Captain Calamity is far older than he admits to and the reason man came to earth was to escape a cataclysNick event? eeek:
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I can imagine Nick being a little like The Borg, assimilating all that stands in their path, causing mayhem and despair throughout the galaxy as we know it Jim!
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I can imagine Nick being a little like The Borg, assimilating all that stands in their path, causing mayhem and despair throughout the galaxy as we know it Jim!
Why do Borg seats have to be left down when we have guests?
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You mad bugger! happy001
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I can imagine Nick being a little like The Borg, assimilating all that stands in their path, causing mayhem and despair throughout the galaxy as we know it Jim!
I could be wrong but dont the Borg go on about perfection & order? Thats about as far from Nick as you can get whistle:
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Well yes.. but all those around them in ground zero so to speak do a fair bit of despairing. Every time I read a Nickdisaster I despair..
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They are back! scared2:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1142223/Is-UFO-hovering-Somerset-caravan-park.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1142223/Is-UFO-hovering-Somerset-caravan-park.html)
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It is in fact one of those inflatable sausage things towed behind motorboats in holiday resorts in Spain etc.
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So why is attacking a caravan park in Somerset? rubschin:
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ah how little you know mate! Nasa have secret stealth caravans hidden there
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scared2:
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Aha! No doubt this is behind the story of colliding satellites over Siberia in todays news..
No doubt said satellites were shot down by marauding sausage shaped spaceships from Alpha Centauri after a practice strafing run over Somerset.
You heard it here first! happy088
We are at war I tell's ya! scared2:
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I'm surprised it hasn't happened before. It's a very crowded sky.
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Maybe they just wanted a holiday in Somerset. They must come from a hot planet
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I'm surprised it hasn't happened before. It's a very crowded sky.
For flying sausages?
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I'm surprised it hasn't happened before. It's a very crowded sky.
For flying sausages?
He was probably thinking of sardines.
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I'm surprised it hasn't happened before. It's a very crowded sky.
For flying sausages?
He was probably thinking of sardines.
Satellites ::)
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I'm surprised it hasn't happened before. It's a very crowded sky.
For flying sausages?
He was probably thinking of sardines.
Satellites ::)
Are they the ones that hang down from the roof or the ones that go up from the floor?
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I'm surprised it hasn't happened before. It's a very crowded sky.
For flying sausages?
He was probably thinking of sardines.
Satellites ::)
Are they the ones that hang down from the roof or the ones that go up from the floor?
drumroll: lol: lol: lol:
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I'm surprised it hasn't happened before. It's a very crowded sky.
For flying sausages?
He was probably thinking of sardines.
Satellites ::)
Are they the ones that hang down from the roof or the ones that go up from the floor?
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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I was told that when I was 10. Stalactites = Ceiling
Stalagmites = ground
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ER, try
Mites up
Tites down
Very easy to remember. ;D
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For f...s sake children.
Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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For f...s sake children.
Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Quite right.
We are not according this topic the gravity it deserves. noooo:
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Sorry Dad redface:
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Say it like you mean it then. ;)
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Say it like you mean it then. ;)
Yes, properly contrite.
You're not a bank CEO you know. noooo:
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Maybe they just wanted a holiday in Somerset. They must come from a hot planet
I am in Somerset next week - if I do not return you will know my fate eeek:
I will look skywards at all times - of course this means I am likely to get run over or covered in dog shit noooo:
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Maybe they just wanted a holiday in Somerset. They must come from a hot planet
I am in Somerset next week - if I do not return you will know my fate eeek:
I will look skywards at all times - of course this means I am likely to get run over or covered in dog shit noooo:
Don't drink the 'apple juice' unless you also want to see Uranus going over your head. noooo:
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Now now Darwin, you can drink the apple juice, just stay far away from the cloudy stuff....