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Title: Clean, on time and empty. 'Ghost bus' to spare ministers' blushes
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2009, 04:19:04 PM
Quote from: Times Online
Every Tuesday, at 9.45am precisely, a 50-seat executive coach draws up at a bus stop outside Ealing Broadway station in West London. No one ever gets on and, a moment later, it departs - empty - on a 70-minute trip to Wandsworth Road in South London.

Once there, it waits for two hours and 15 minutes before returning, again carrying no passengers. Welcome to Britain's most luxurious bus service, paid for by the taxpayer, immaculately clean, punctual to the second and which the Government is trying desperately to keep secret.

This service, funded by the Department for Transport, is not advertised on any timetables or departures screens, and staff at the stations it serves are not even aware it exists.

The “ghost bus” runs simply to allow the Government to escape the embarrassment of admitting that it has closed several sections of railway in West London to passenger trains.

Source (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article5462099.ece)

What the fuck? Banghead
Title: Re: Clean, on time and empty. 'Ghost bus' to spare ministers' blushes
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 09, 2009, 04:23:32 PM
The mind boggles.

See also Parliamentary train
 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parliamentary_train)
Title: Re: Clean, on time and empty. 'Ghost bus' to spare ministers' blushes
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2009, 05:02:38 PM
All very green...   noooo:
Title: Re: Clean, on time and empty. 'Ghost bus' to spare ministers' blushes
Post by: Snoopy on January 09, 2009, 07:44:16 PM
The mind boggles.

See also Parliamentary train
 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parliamentary_train)


See also Gravy  cussing:
Title: Re: Clean, on time and empty. 'Ghost bus' to spare ministers' blushes
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 09, 2009, 11:03:29 PM
Quote from: Times Online
Every Tuesday, at 9.45am precisely, a 50-seat executive coach draws up at a bus stop outside Ealing Broadway station in West London. No one ever gets on and, a moment later, it departs - empty - on a 70-minute trip to Wandsworth Road in South London.

Once there, it waits for two hours and 15 minutes before returning, again carrying no passengers. Welcome to Britain's most luxurious bus service, paid for by the taxpayer, immaculately clean, punctual to the second and which the Government is trying desperately to keep secret.

This service, funded by the Department for Transport, is not advertised on any timetables or departures screens, and staff at the stations it serves are not even aware it exists.

The “ghost bus” runs simply to allow the Government to escape the embarrassment of admitting that it has closed several sections of railway in West London to passenger trains.

Source (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article5462099.ece)

What the fuck? Banghead
You mean this? (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=w_O7yn0k8Fw)