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Title: Ooops
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 11, 2009, 01:45:13 PM
http://www.maxim.co.uk/inbox/videoclips/16280/wii-accident-smash.html

 ;D
Title: Re: Ooops
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2009, 02:18:26 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

Our nephew has a new 50" plasma jobbie... and loads of kids... and a Wii... I predicted the same ending for it as soon as I the set up...  whistle:
Title: Re: Ooops
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 11, 2009, 04:28:02 PM
 happy001

I love the way he does the standard "slap the top of the box" trick to see if he can fix it.
Title: Re: Ooops
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2009, 05:20:17 PM
happy001

I love the way he does the standard "slap the top of the box" trick to see if he can fix it.
lol: lol: lol: That does really make it doesn't it...
Title: Re: Ooops
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 11, 2009, 07:25:12 PM
I would suggest he is American. Or Welsh.
Title: Re: Ooops
Post by: Snoopy on January 11, 2009, 07:52:00 PM
I notice two things ~ He is left (Cack) handed and when he breaks his TV he wants his "Moma". Has to be a bloody Yank ~ If Welsh he'd be asking for his "Mam"
Title: Re: Ooops
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 11, 2009, 07:56:57 PM
I notice two things ~ He is left (Cack) handed and when he breaks his TV he wants his "Moma". Has to be a bloody Yank ~ If Welsh he'd be asking for his "Mam"

Be very careful when denigrating the left-handers Snoops  evil:   We have powers beyond your comprehension....
Title: Re: Ooops
Post by: Snoopy on January 11, 2009, 07:58:33 PM
I notice two things ~ He is left (Cack) handed and when he breaks his TV he wants his "Moma". Has to be a bloody Yank ~ If Welsh he'd be asking for his "Mam"

Be very careful when denigrating the left-handers Snoops  evil:   We have powers beyond your comprehension....

Wouldn't have said it had I not remembered.  whistle:
Title: Re: Ooops
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 11, 2009, 08:08:07 PM
I notice two things ~ He is left (Cack) handed and when he breaks his TV he wants his "Moma". Has to be a bloody Yank ~ If Welsh he'd be asking for his "Mam"

Be very careful when denigrating the left-handers Snoops  evil:   We have powers beyond your comprehension....

Wouldn't have said it had I not remembered.  whistle:

Mangy flea-bag  ;D
Title: Re: Ooops
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2009, 06:19:50 PM
I too am left handed  cloud9:
Title: Re: Ooops
Post by: Pastis on January 17, 2009, 06:36:47 PM
Blimey  eeek:

So, am I  eeek:
Title: Re: Ooops
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2009, 06:49:28 PM
I am normal...  whistle:
Title: Re: Ooops
Post by: Pastis on January 17, 2009, 07:11:10 PM
I am normal...  whistle:

 eeek:

Title: Re: Ooops
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2009, 07:14:14 PM
I am normal...  whistle:

 eeek:


And...? evil:
Title: Re: Ooops
Post by: Pastis on January 17, 2009, 07:19:05 PM
I am normal...  whistle:

 eeek:


And...? evil:

The implication that we are abnormal...  eeek:

3 southpaws in one thread... be careful... boxing talk  whistle:
Title: Re: Ooops
Post by: Just One More on January 17, 2009, 07:30:52 PM
Make it four angel1
Title: Re: Ooops
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2009, 07:34:49 PM
I am normal...  whistle:

 eeek:


And...? evil:

The implication that we are abnormal...  eeek:

3 southpaws in one thread... be careful... boxing talk  whistle:
::) Of course you are abnormal...  ::)
Title: Re: Ooops
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2009, 07:36:29 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.lefthandedstore.com%2Fned2.jpg&hash=1ffa0ac95997871a79188a230d66a715c73634ba)

You don't see right handed shops do you...?  noooo:

My case rests...  whistle:
Title: Re: Ooops
Post by: Nick on January 18, 2009, 11:27:11 AM
There are right handed shops everywhere. That's why we lefties have such trouble with Bra CLips  evil:
Title: Re: Ooops
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 18, 2009, 01:59:56 PM
I am ambidextrous.  angel1
Title: Re: Ooops
Post by: Nick on January 18, 2009, 02:01:48 PM
 happy100
Title: Re: Ooops
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 19, 2009, 08:49:42 AM
I'm a leftie.
Title: Re: Ooops
Post by: Nick on January 19, 2009, 09:15:54 AM
I think we are possibly in the majority  whistle:
Title: Re: Ooops
Post by: Snoopy on January 19, 2009, 09:32:27 AM
I knew there was someting weird about this forum.
Title: Re: Ooops
Post by: Nick on January 19, 2009, 09:33:46 AM
Not weird at all, just dominated by left handers  angel1
Title: Re: Ooops
Post by: Snoopy on January 19, 2009, 09:35:45 AM
Like I said ~ weird ~ as in odd, unusual, strange coincidence etc.
Title: Re: Ooops
Post by: Barman on January 19, 2009, 09:45:06 AM
Like I said ~ weird ~ as in odd, unusual, strange coincidence etc.
Indeed... we should be afraid hound...  scared2:

Is Wenchy normal like wot we are...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Ooops
Post by: Nick on January 19, 2009, 10:00:02 AM
I suspect Wenchy is non-handed. She just bashes things randomly with her fists  noooo:
Title: Re: Ooops
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 19, 2009, 10:05:14 AM
Women are less likely to be left-handed.

Did you know Barak Obama is left-handed.
Title: Re: Ooops
Post by: Nick on January 19, 2009, 10:06:21 AM
Yes, I spotted that early on. Any other lefty presidents? Ah,

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Bill Clinton, George H.W. Bush, Ronald Reagan and Gerald Ford were all left-handed indicating that writing with the `wrong hand' can be a key attribute when it comes to making it to the Oval Office.

Since 1974, Jimmy Carter and George W. Bush, the current President, are the only right-handed politicians to have made it to the White House. Historically left-handedness has had negative connotations being associated with evil or clumsyness. For example, the English word sinister derives from the Latin word sinister for left.

Studies suggesting that only 10 per cent of the population are left-handed.

By contrast, right handedness has been associated with skillfulness. The English word dexterity comes from dexter, the Latin word for right-handed.

This November's battle between Republican and Democrat lefties is not unusual either. In 1992, two southpaws went head-to-head when Mr Clinton defeated the first President Bush. In 1996, Mr Clinton beat another left-hander Bob Dole when he secured his second term.

Other leading American left-handers include Al Gore, John Edwards, the Democratic vice-presidential nominee four years ago, and Michael Bloomberg, the Mayor of New York.

"It is possible that left-handed politicians are more strong-willed because they've chosen not to conform to a right-handed world," said Jan van Strien, an expert on biological psychology at Erasmus University, Rotterdam.
Title: Re: Ooops
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 19, 2009, 10:12:04 AM
there are only two left-handed Prime Ministers on record: Churchill and Callaghan.


 rubschin:
Title: Re: Ooops
Post by: Snoopy on January 19, 2009, 10:25:29 AM
Clearly the world is doomed.
Title: Re: Ooops
Post by: Nick on January 19, 2009, 10:30:23 AM
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Psychological Characteristics of Left-handed People
Leadership. About 66% of American presidents in the last 30 years were left-handed men. Bill Clinton, George H.W. Bush, Ronald Reagan, and Gerald Fold were all left-handed presidents. Barack Obama and John McCain are both left-handed.
Quick thinkers. Studies have shown that lefties are “exceptional.” Australian research shows that left-handed people think more quickly when playing computer games or sports. Left-handed people also tend to earn more money.
Sexuality. Research from Canada reveals this interesting quality of left-handed people: they’re more likely to be homosexual.  evil:
Mixed-handed people are more likely to alter their beliefs as they get new information, making them better able to see both sides of the story.

Personality Traits of Lefties
Independence: Some experts believe left-handed people are more independent because they’ve had to get along in a world that’s not made for them. Dr Peters says that lefties are “slightly more resistant to social pressures, to have more of an independent streak.”
Adaptability: Canadian research shows that left-handed people are more adaptable than right-handed people. That is, a lefty can use her right hand to do tasks much easier than a righty can use his hand. Left-handed people seem to be able to switch over more easily.
Generally, Southpaws are thought to be more flexible, highly intelligent, and more resilient than right-handed people.
Title: Re: Ooops
Post by: Barman on January 19, 2009, 10:31:12 AM
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Psychological Characteristics of Left-handed People
Leadership. About 66% of American presidents in the last 30 years were left-handed men. Bill Clinton, George H.W. Bush, Ronald Reagan, and Gerald Fold were all left-handed presidents. Barack Obama and John McCain are both left-handed.
Quick thinkers. Studies have shown that lefties are “exceptional.” Australian research shows that left-handed people think more quickly when playing computer games or sports. Left-handed people also tend to earn more money.
Sexuality. Research from Canada reveals this interesting quality of left-handed people: they’re more likely to be homosexual.  evil:
Mixed-handed people are more likely to alter their beliefs as they get new information, making them better able to see both sides of the story.

Personality Traits of Lefties
Independence: Some experts believe left-handed people are more independent because they’ve had to get along in a world that’s not made for them. Dr Peters says that lefties are “slightly more resistant to social pressures, to have more of an independent streak.”
Adaptability: Canadian research shows that left-handed people are more adaptable than right-handed people. That is, a lefty can use her right hand to do tasks much easier than a righty can use his hand. Left-handed people seem to be able to switch over more easily.
Generally, Southpaws are thought to be more flexible, highly intelligent, and more resilient than right-handed people.
Thought to be...   whistle:
Title: Re: Ooops
Post by: Nick on January 19, 2009, 10:32:15 AM
He's jealous  noooo:
Title: Re: Ooops
Post by: Snoopy on January 19, 2009, 10:39:10 AM
Bill Clinton, George H.W. Bush, Ronald Reagan, and Gerald Fold (personally I thought his name was Ford)
There's a collection to make you tremble with fear.

And he follows that up with Obama and McCain.

Oh and the maths says that if Obama is Pres#44 then 5 have been cack-handed, the other 39 have been normal.

Sorry Nick you'll have to come up with better than that to convince me it is anything more than an accident of birth and a minority at that.
Title: Re: Ooops
Post by: Nick on January 19, 2009, 10:45:48 AM
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the other 39 have been normal

Red rag alert  eeek:
Title: Re: Ooops
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 19, 2009, 11:01:47 AM
Indeed.

Define 'normal'

We've been here before
Title: Re: Ooops
Post by: Nick on January 19, 2009, 11:02:29 AM
We have been to too many places before, always inconclusively  noooo:
Title: Re: Ooops
Post by: Barman on January 19, 2009, 11:03:03 AM
You weird lefty freaks should have had your left arm tied behind your backs at school... and beaten every day until you were normal...  whistle:
Title: Re: Ooops
Post by: Snoopy on January 19, 2009, 11:03:41 AM
Normal = usual, regular, typical.
Title: Re: Ooops
Post by: Nick on January 19, 2009, 11:04:45 AM
You weird lefty freaks should have had your left arm tied behind your backs at school... and beaten every day until you were normal...  whistle:

Yes BM, of course  ::)

Time for him to have a  lie down I think