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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on January 15, 2009, 11:38:56 AM
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I may soon have need of one rubschin:
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I may soon have need of one rubschin:
It can be arranged ~ see Miss D ~ I'm sure she would be happy to oblige. Wenchy certainly would but she has this bad back. eveilgrin:
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They may have the means, but do they have the candidate?
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Oh I'm sure they will have some ideas. whistle:
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I know how to make one.
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Are you experienced?
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Oh I'm sure they will have some ideas. whistle:
happ096
Absolutely Snoops
As for a list of suitable candidates - it's not so much of a list more of a Yellow Pages of dickheads, prats and arseholes lol: This can be updated Nick if you have anyone suitable in mind though you will have to justify how they have offended you so.
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I may need a guard, a eunuch guard obviously
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I may soon have need of one rubschin:
Why? More detail required please.
I know a farmer who specialises in this field. eeek:
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It concerns a mission that Pastis is going on. Long story whistle:
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It concerns a mission that Pastis is going on. Long story whistle:
Yes, and?
We/I are listening/reading. rubschin:
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Here we go again ::)
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I have never mentioned eunuchs before
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Here we go again ::)
Where? rubschin:
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I have never mentioned eunuchs before
Now you're being obtuse.
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I have never mentioned eunuchs before
Now you're being obtuse.
He could end up singing soprano if he keeps this up eveilgrin:
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I have never mentioned eunuchs before
Now you're being obtuse.
He could end up singing soprano if he keeps this up eveilgrin:
Growler could hold him down while you deliver the coup de grāce
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And I thought it was supposed to be wimmin that talked so much without actually saying anything noooo:
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eeek:
http://www.eunuch.org/ (http://www.eunuch.org/)
They have a discussion forum! eeek:
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And I thought it was supposed to be wimmin that talked so much without actually saying anything noooo:
No ~ Wimmin and Nick ::)
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eeek:
http://www.eunuch.org/ (http://www.eunuch.org/)
They have a discussion forum! eeek:
Any chance of even just an inkling as to wtf this is all about please, or is it a...... The All New 'guess wtf this shite is I'm rambling on about this time' thread/competition?
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Yes, I may be needing a eunuch. How can I make it clearer? ::)
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lol:
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happ096
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I see I shall have to take my eunuch related enquiries elsewhere evil:
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Yes, I may be needing a eunuch. How can I make it clearer? ::)
By actually describing wtf you are rambling on about with a tad more detail, that's how! Banghead
You pissed, or have you taken the wrong tablets this morning? Shrugs:
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I see I shall have to take my eunuch related enquiries elsewhere evil:
Loh de loh de! Thank the Lord! surrender:
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No more cake for you then evil:
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WTF do you want a eunuch for?
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Don't ask questions 'cos he is one of those moods today ~ where he wants to say something but also wants to be mysterious.
Just chop his nuts off and shut him up.
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WTF do you want a eunuch for?
For my harem of course ::)
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WTF do you want a eunuch for?
Don't ask. He won't tell us exactly. He's having a 'talkin' shite day' today....and i thought I was bad!! eeek:
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Mrs Nick lets you have a harem!?!?! eeek:
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Don't ask questions 'cos he is one of those moods today ~ where he wants to say something but also wants to be mysterious.
Just chop his nuts off and shut him up.
No problem there then? ::)
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He's bored, he no doubt has work to do and is putting it off by pissing us off. angry041:
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Only Pastis understands me sad24:
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Mrs Nick lets you have a harem!?!?! eeek:
No, I don't plan to mention it to her
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Tell you waht then. Let's wait and see what our dear old friend Pasties has to say when he comes back ey, yes? happy100
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Only Pastis understands me sad24:
Well perhaps if you divulged the contents of your pms with Pastis we too would be able to understand you.
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Only Pastis understands me sad24:
I doubt that very much. We all understand attention seeking when we see it. ::)
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Only Pastis understands me sad24:
Well perhaps if you divulged the contents of your pms with Pastis we too would be able to understand you.
No he can't do that because then he wouldn't have his little secrets anymore and would thus be unable to feel important. This really is playground level silliness. I'm going out before I say something nasty.
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eeek:
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eeek:
The Hound has a point! It is the grown-up version of "I know something you don't know nah nah nah nah nah"
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Home made Eunuch
Ingedients:
Take one trouser-less male (over 18)
2 house bricks
Method:
Hold the two house bricks, one in each hand
Kneel down facing the groin of the participant
Place a house brick on the left side of the participants testicles
Bring your right hand and brick forcefully towards the left brick
Repeat as necessary
Note: Some will ask if this method is painful, it certainly is, so ensure your thumbs are out of the way.
eyes:
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Nobody has mentioned that eunuchs in pictures are always subject to tonsorial excess.
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I may need a guard, a eunuch guard obviously
For the cake train...? point:
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If one is boasting of having a harem and a eunuch can one still be accused of willy waving? rubschin:
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If one is boasting of having a harem and a eunuch can one still be accused of willy waving? rubschin:
happy001
Good point. Presumably waving somebody elses, perhaps on a keyring?
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Like a lucky rabbits foot? Perhaps used to ward off evil spirits?
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Like a lucky rabbits foot? Perhaps used to ward off evil spirits?
Lucky for whom?
Glad to see you up and about BTW. All mended now?
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Achy and weak, but back at work.
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This is work? eeek:
What do you do when you are not working?
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Like a lucky rabbits foot? Perhaps used to ward off evil spirits?
You would be lucky if it was a foot ;)
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It would certainly sort the men from the boys though aswell as being a marvelous conversation starter!
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Like a lucky rabbits foot? Perhaps used to ward off evil spirits?
You would be lucky if it was a foot ;)
Everyone knows that to a man a foot is really only six inches ::)
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Like a lucky rabbits foot? Perhaps used to ward off evil spirits?
You would be lucky if it was a foot ;)
Everyone knows that to a man a foot is really only six inches ::)
And to a hound...? whistle:
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Like a lucky rabbits foot? Perhaps used to ward off evil spirits?
You would be lucky if it was a foot ;)
Everyone knows that to a man a foot is really only six inches ::)
And to a hound...? whistle:
Touches the ground when I walk old boy eyes:
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Like a lucky rabbits foot? Perhaps used to ward off evil spirits?
You would be lucky if it was a foot ;)
Everyone knows that to a man a foot is really only six inches ::)
And to a hound...? whistle:
Touches the ground when I walk old boy eyes:
You could get some of those 'lifts' in your shoes... whistle:
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Like a lucky rabbits foot? Perhaps used to ward off evil spirits?
You would be lucky if it was a foot ;)
Everyone knows that to a man a foot is really only six inches ::)
And to a hound...? whistle:
Touches the ground when I walk old boy eyes:
You could get some of those 'lifts' in your shoes... whistle:
And spoil one of life's remaining pleasures? eeek:
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Touches the ground when I walk old boy eyes:
Isn't that your belly lol:
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Touches the ground when I walk old boy eyes:
Isn't that your belly lol:
happy001
You've seen the pictures then! lol:
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Touches the ground when I walk old boy eyes:
Isn't that your belly lol:
Yes, he isn't really a Beagle, he's a Dash Dachs Dax Dacks sausage dog. (See joke #67384, Re: Barrow Boy vs said breed)
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evil:
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I'm so glad this thread has gone off topic...
Naughty Nick sex014
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I'm so glad this thread has gone off topic...
Naughty Nick sex014
We did try to tell him but ~ well you know what it's like trying to tell Nick anything (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-violent083.gif&hash=7b75ef4ba7a24cf935d5ea07bff16c0cf93ae4f3)
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I'm so glad this thread has gone off topic...
Naughty Nick sex014
We did try to tell him but ~ well you know what it's like trying to tell Nick anything (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-violent083.gif&hash=7b75ef4ba7a24cf935d5ea07bff16c0cf93ae4f3)
lol: lol: Love the image Snoops. Are those flies around its head?
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I'm so glad this thread has gone off topic...
Naughty Nick sex014
We did try to tell him but ~ well you know what it's like trying to tell Nick anything (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-violent083.gif&hash=7b75ef4ba7a24cf935d5ea07bff16c0cf93ae4f3)
lol: lol: Love the image Snoops. Are those flies around its head?
Yup ~ that is indeed "Flogging a Dead Horse"
This was the alternative (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-violent075.gif&hash=e1e03a37382cd9448b2196bd3a5ceccb01b143d0)
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I'm so glad this thread has gone off topic...
Naughty Nick sex014
We did try to tell him but ~ well you know what it's like trying to tell Nick anything (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-violent083.gif&hash=7b75ef4ba7a24cf935d5ea07bff16c0cf93ae4f3)
Not it is flogging a dead donkey! Mr Norks to be precise! point:
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He hasn't got any eunuchs noooo:
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Precisely. Thank you. doh:
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Shrugs:
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He hasn't got any eunuchs noooo:
Must have been that new ointment, because he's worth it lol:
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What a load of ole shite this has been. ::)
What a waste of 5 pages of this internety space shite stuff. ::)
What a waste of 10 minutes of my life reading and replying to this shite. ::)
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What a load of ole shite this has been. ::)
What a waste of 5 pages of this internety space shite stuff. ::)
What a waste of 10 minutes of my life reading and replying to this shite. ::)
Couldn't have put it better myself ~ standby for another load of slate related tales. ::)
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Well all this chatter has made my compooter heavier noooo:
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Well all this chatter has made my compooter heavier noooo:
Of course Nick... noooo:
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Well it stands to reason that all those werds and emoticons are made of something (atoms?) and therefore must weigh something ::)
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Well it stands to reason that all those werds and emoticons are made of something (atoms?) and therefore must weigh something ::)
Nope! noooo:
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So they are made of nothing then?
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So they are made of nothing then?
Storing data merely changes the state of magnetic particles that are already on your hard drive.
Ipso facto, a hard disc will weigh the same if it is 'full' or 'empty'...
Buffoon! noooo:
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Well that's new to me. But when the hard drive gets full it must wiegh more than when it's empty rubschin:
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Well that's new to me. But when the hard drive gets full it must wiegh more than when it's empty rubschin:
Why?
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Well that's new to me. But when the hard drive gets full it must wiegh more than when it's empty rubschin:
Largely depends how much Typex you use correcting misspellings.
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Well that's new to me. But when the hard drive gets full it must wiegh more than when it's empty rubschin:
Largely depends how much Typex you use correcting misspellings.
No Snoopy, that just makes his screen weigh more... whistle:
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So you are trying to tell me that an empty disk weighs the same as a full one ::)
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So you are trying to tell me that an empty disk weighs the same as a full one ::)
Yes...
It is like tying a knot in a piece of string to remind you of something or indicate a length... the string still weighs the same... ::)
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But wouldn't the knot act as some sort of gravitational thingy? ( I am not a scientist)
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So you are trying to tell me that an empty disk weighs the same as a full one ::)
Yes...
It is like tying a knot in a piece of string to remind you of something or indicate a length... the string still weighs the same... ::)
Yes, but if you could magnetise string it would lean Northwards.
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An excellent point. I shall try this immediately
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But wouldn't the knot act as some sort of gravitational thingy? ( I am not a scientist)
Are you in fact anything other than a great dopey friggin' tit? noooo:
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The digger men seem keen on my cake eveilgrin:
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But wouldn't the knot act as some sort of gravitational thingy? ( I am not a scientist)
Are you in fact anything other than a great dopey friggin' tit? noooo:
A new refreshingingly tolerant Growler. lol:
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16 days noooo:
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But wouldn't the knot act as some sort of gravitational thingy? ( I am not a scientist)
Are you in fact anything other than a great dopey friggin' tit? noooo:
A new refreshingingly tolerant Growler. lol:
Even this great soft bear cloud9: has his limits you know, and Nick reaches and exceeds them....regulary like. Banghead
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I am making another cake tomorrow, like. But not for you noooo:
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The digger men seem keen on my cake eveilgrin:
Probably needs a bit of hardcore. ;)
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Growler has been unto my cake and pronounced it GOOD. cloud9:
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And that's a recommendation?
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And that's a recommendation?
Yes. Do we have a problem with that here?
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I shall leave Growler to answer truthfully to that one whistle:
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Was it full of currants and stuff?
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And that's a recommendation?
Yes. Do we have a problem with that here?
Was it
A Excellent
B Scrummy
C Yumtastic
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So you are trying to tell me that an empty disk weighs the same as a full one ::)
Yes...
It is like tying a knot in a piece of string to remind you of something or indicate a length... the string still weighs the same... ::)
Yes, but if you could magnetise string it would lean Northwards.
Boys Scouts do that. If you throw one to the ground roughly his woggle will point north. A handy thing to know when your sat-nav goes tits up.
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A handy thing to know when your sat-nav goes tits up.
¬That's what Girl Guides are for angel1