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Title: A most satisfying task
Post by: Snoopy on January 17, 2009, 12:26:38 PM
This morning I have had a huge brekky, in a local "greasy spoon", with Lil Bruvver, cleared a load of timber from his old house to my garage (much to the dismay of her indoors) and I am now sorting out my office. What is giving me most satisfaction is shredding loads of old documents. There is much pleasure to be had in sitting here feeding all documents over 6 years old, bearing names and/or addresses etc, into an electric shredder. An utterly mindless task that makes me look and sound very busy whilst enabling me to drink cup after cup of tea (to "lay" the paper dust you understand) and ignore all the arguments and shouting that is accompanyng SWWLTBO as she endeavours once more to get the children to tidy their rooms. Frankly life doesn't get much better than today.  whistle:
Title: Re: A most satisfying task
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2009, 12:37:18 PM
I've decided to make acoustic panels with our shreddings...  whistle:
Title: Re: A most satisfying task
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2009, 12:41:22 PM
For your torture chamber?
Title: Re: A most satisfying task
Post by: Snoopy on January 17, 2009, 12:51:29 PM
I store my shreddings in a big sack and use them by the handful to light the fires with.
Title: Re: A most satisfying task
Post by: GROWLER on January 17, 2009, 05:54:06 PM
I've 'ad a good day too.  cloud9:
Title: Re: A most satisfying task
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2009, 06:17:16 PM
Had any cake yet?
Title: Re: A most satisfying task
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 17, 2009, 06:35:14 PM
I have had a day of sorting also.

The brat has been off ice skating with her best friend - who also happens to be staying the weekend  ::). She is here everyday at 7am to pick up madam for school and is here every evening until about 7pm. I end up feeding her  evil: Don't get me wrong she is a lovely girl but if I wanted another kid I would have had one  noooo:

Anyway whilst the cats away I have gone into her bedroom (in full protective gear ) and cleared away the debris. Sorted out her wardrobes. Chucked lots of her clothes out that are too small but that she refuses to get rid off. Thrown away all those scraps of paper that are vital etc???

3 bin bags full of crap later I feel much better  cloud9:
Title: Re: A most satisfying task
Post by: Pastis on January 17, 2009, 06:38:04 PM
Pour yourself a drink and put your feet up  ;)
Title: Re: A most satisfying task
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2009, 06:48:33 PM
I have had a day of sorting also.

The brat has been off ice skating with her best friend - who also happens to be staying the weekend  ::). She is here everyday at 7am to pick up madam for school and is here every evening until about 7pm. I end up feeding her  evil: Don't get me wrong she is a lovely girl but if I wanted another kid I would have had one  noooo:

Anyway whilst the cats away I have gone into her bedroom (in full protective gear ) and cleared away the debris. Sorted out her wardrobes. Chucked lots of her clothes out that are too small but that she refuses to get rid off. Thrown away all those scraps of paper that are vital etc???

3 bin bags full of crap later I feel much better  cloud9:
worthy: None of us are worthy master!  worthy:
Title: Re: A most satisfying task
Post by: Pastis on January 17, 2009, 07:03:18 PM
worthy: None of us are worthy master!  worthy:

Mistress, surely   ;)
Title: Re: A most satisfying task
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2009, 07:03:50 PM
worthy: None of us are worthy master!  worthy:

Mistress, surely   ;)
eeek:

Um... yesss...  eyes:
Title: Re: A most satisfying task
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 17, 2009, 07:06:45 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

Just checked and yes it is definately m'am.

If I say mistress that will encourage all sorts of innuendo  lol:
Title: Re: A most satisfying task
Post by: Pastis on January 17, 2009, 07:09:10 PM
 lol:

Mistress Demeanour...    sex014
Title: Re: A most satisfying task
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2009, 07:13:46 PM
All Hail Mistress Demeanour!  worthy:
Title: Re: A most satisfying task
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 17, 2009, 07:16:07 PM
lol:

Mistress Demeanour...    sex014

Doesn't trip off the tongue that though eh  ;)
Title: Re: A most satisfying task
Post by: Just One More on January 17, 2009, 07:29:32 PM
I have had a day of sorting also.

The brat has been off ice skating with her best friend - who also happens to be staying the weekend  ::). She is here everyday at 7am to pick up madam for school and is here every evening until about 7pm. I end up feeding her  evil: Don't get me wrong she is a lovely girl but if I wanted another kid I would have had one  noooo:

Anyway whilst the cats away I have gone into her bedroom (in full protective gear ) and cleared away the debris. Sorted out her wardrobes. Chucked lots of her clothes out that are too small but that she refuses to get rid off. Thrown away all those scraps of paper that are vital etc???

3 bin bags full of crap later I feel much better  cloud9:

It's gonna hit the fan later though isn't it?
Title: Re: A most satisfying task
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2009, 07:33:58 PM
I have had a day of sorting also.

The brat has been off ice skating with her best friend - who also happens to be staying the weekend  ::). She is here everyday at 7am to pick up madam for school and is here every evening until about 7pm. I end up feeding her  evil: Don't get me wrong she is a lovely girl but if I wanted another kid I would have had one  noooo:

Anyway whilst the cats away I have gone into her bedroom (in full protective gear ) and cleared away the debris. Sorted out her wardrobes. Chucked lots of her clothes out that are too small but that she refuses to get rid off. Thrown away all those scraps of paper that are vital etc???

3 bin bags full of crap later I feel much better  cloud9:

It's gonna hit the fan later though isn't it?
Indeed...  scared2:
Title: Re: A most satisfying task
Post by: Nick on January 18, 2009, 11:16:40 AM
I refuse to enter The Boy's room nowadays. It's a death trap, I tells ya.

A flamethrower would be handy  rubschin:
Title: Re: A most satisfying task
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 18, 2009, 12:41:10 PM
All Hail Mistress Demeanour!  worthy:
Indeed put me down for some of that.. All hail Mistress D   whip:
Title: Re: A most satisfying task
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 18, 2009, 12:52:32 PM
I refuse to enter The Boy's room nowadays. It's a death trap, I tells ya.

A flamethrower would be handy  rubschin:

Please Nick - I would pay you not to operate one of those   scared2:
Title: Re: A most satisfying task
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 18, 2009, 12:53:19 PM
All Hail Mistress Demeanour!  worthy:
Indeed put me down for some of that.. All hail Mistress D   whip:

Oh no GOS - I would never put you down after some of that  ;)
Title: Re: A most satisfying task
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 18, 2009, 01:58:49 PM
Has brat noticed yet?
Title: Re: A most satisfying task
Post by: Nick on January 18, 2009, 02:00:21 PM
Yes, we are all waiting for an entertaining account of the tantrum  whistle:
Title: Re: A most satisfying task
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 18, 2009, 02:12:18 PM
Has brat noticed yet?

She came home last night and obviously noticed that her room was clean. I got a muted thank you  eeek:

I also said I cleared out her wardrobes and this was her one and only opportunity to see if there was anything in there that she noticed was missing and that she wanted . I had stored the bin liners in the outisde cupboard so she couldn't see.

After a good look there was nothing that she could specifically say that was missing and I have been to the charity shop this morning to drop off the clothes.

Job Done  lol:
Title: Re: A most satisfying task
Post by: Nick on January 18, 2009, 02:13:42 PM
She must be plotting some fearful vengeance. Deffo  scared2:
Title: Re: A most satisfying task
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 19, 2009, 08:42:18 AM
She must be plotting some fearful vengeance. Deffo  scared2:

More likely she's pleased but wouldn't dream of admitting it.