The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Snoopy on January 17, 2009, 12:26:38 PM
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This morning I have had a huge brekky, in a local "greasy spoon", with Lil Bruvver, cleared a load of timber from his old house to my garage (much to the dismay of her indoors) and I am now sorting out my office. What is giving me most satisfaction is shredding loads of old documents. There is much pleasure to be had in sitting here feeding all documents over 6 years old, bearing names and/or addresses etc, into an electric shredder. An utterly mindless task that makes me look and sound very busy whilst enabling me to drink cup after cup of tea (to "lay" the paper dust you understand) and ignore all the arguments and shouting that is accompanyng SWWLTBO as she endeavours once more to get the children to tidy their rooms. Frankly life doesn't get much better than today. whistle:
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I've decided to make acoustic panels with our shreddings... whistle:
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For your torture chamber?
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I store my shreddings in a big sack and use them by the handful to light the fires with.
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I've 'ad a good day too. cloud9:
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Had any cake yet?
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I have had a day of sorting also.
The brat has been off ice skating with her best friend - who also happens to be staying the weekend ::). She is here everyday at 7am to pick up madam for school and is here every evening until about 7pm. I end up feeding her evil: Don't get me wrong she is a lovely girl but if I wanted another kid I would have had one noooo:
Anyway whilst the cats away I have gone into her bedroom (in full protective gear ) and cleared away the debris. Sorted out her wardrobes. Chucked lots of her clothes out that are too small but that she refuses to get rid off. Thrown away all those scraps of paper that are vital etc???
3 bin bags full of crap later I feel much better cloud9:
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Pour yourself a drink and put your feet up ;)
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I have had a day of sorting also.
The brat has been off ice skating with her best friend - who also happens to be staying the weekend ::). She is here everyday at 7am to pick up madam for school and is here every evening until about 7pm. I end up feeding her evil: Don't get me wrong she is a lovely girl but if I wanted another kid I would have had one noooo:
Anyway whilst the cats away I have gone into her bedroom (in full protective gear ) and cleared away the debris. Sorted out her wardrobes. Chucked lots of her clothes out that are too small but that she refuses to get rid off. Thrown away all those scraps of paper that are vital etc???
3 bin bags full of crap later I feel much better cloud9:
worthy: None of us are worthy master! worthy:
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worthy: None of us are worthy master! worthy:
Mistress, surely ;)
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worthy: None of us are worthy master! worthy:
Mistress, surely ;)
eeek:
Um... yesss... eyes:
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eeek: eeek: eeek:
Just checked and yes it is definately m'am.
If I say mistress that will encourage all sorts of innuendo lol:
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lol:
Mistress Demeanour... sex014
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All Hail Mistress Demeanour! worthy:
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lol:
Mistress Demeanour... sex014
Doesn't trip off the tongue that though eh ;)
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I have had a day of sorting also.
The brat has been off ice skating with her best friend - who also happens to be staying the weekend ::). She is here everyday at 7am to pick up madam for school and is here every evening until about 7pm. I end up feeding her evil: Don't get me wrong she is a lovely girl but if I wanted another kid I would have had one noooo:
Anyway whilst the cats away I have gone into her bedroom (in full protective gear ) and cleared away the debris. Sorted out her wardrobes. Chucked lots of her clothes out that are too small but that she refuses to get rid off. Thrown away all those scraps of paper that are vital etc???
3 bin bags full of crap later I feel much better cloud9:
It's gonna hit the fan later though isn't it?
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I have had a day of sorting also.
The brat has been off ice skating with her best friend - who also happens to be staying the weekend ::). She is here everyday at 7am to pick up madam for school and is here every evening until about 7pm. I end up feeding her evil: Don't get me wrong she is a lovely girl but if I wanted another kid I would have had one noooo:
Anyway whilst the cats away I have gone into her bedroom (in full protective gear ) and cleared away the debris. Sorted out her wardrobes. Chucked lots of her clothes out that are too small but that she refuses to get rid off. Thrown away all those scraps of paper that are vital etc???
3 bin bags full of crap later I feel much better cloud9:
It's gonna hit the fan later though isn't it?
Indeed... scared2:
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I refuse to enter The Boy's room nowadays. It's a death trap, I tells ya.
A flamethrower would be handy rubschin:
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All Hail Mistress Demeanour! worthy:
Indeed put me down for some of that.. All hail Mistress D whip:
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I refuse to enter The Boy's room nowadays. It's a death trap, I tells ya.
A flamethrower would be handy rubschin:
Please Nick - I would pay you not to operate one of those scared2:
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All Hail Mistress Demeanour! worthy:
Indeed put me down for some of that.. All hail Mistress D whip:
Oh no GOS - I would never put you down after some of that ;)
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Has brat noticed yet?
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Yes, we are all waiting for an entertaining account of the tantrum whistle:
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Has brat noticed yet?
She came home last night and obviously noticed that her room was clean. I got a muted thank you eeek:
I also said I cleared out her wardrobes and this was her one and only opportunity to see if there was anything in there that she noticed was missing and that she wanted . I had stored the bin liners in the outisde cupboard so she couldn't see.
After a good look there was nothing that she could specifically say that was missing and I have been to the charity shop this morning to drop off the clothes.
Job Done lol:
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She must be plotting some fearful vengeance. Deffo scared2:
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She must be plotting some fearful vengeance. Deffo scared2:
More likely she's pleased but wouldn't dream of admitting it.