The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Snoopy on January 21, 2009, 10:50:07 AM
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If not how do "THEY" know when I go to the toilet? ~ Because "THEY" do. Every friggin' time I settle myself down the phone rings and by the time I get to it "THEY" have rung off.
1471 reveals that "You were called at xx.xxhrs. The caller withheld their number" cussing:
The same technology is clearly being used by courier companies who always manage to ring the door bell and by the time I get to it the bastards have written a note telling me I wasn't in when they called and vanished ~ would I please wait 24 hours and then ring their depot (Always an 0870 number to increase the costs to me) to arrange when I can call to collect the item. I really am not that slow but wiping me arse and getting downstairs cannot be done in 10 seconds. Banghead
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This may sound like a strange question hound but is it happening at around the same time each day?
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No ~ if it were I could understand it.
I take diuretics (water tablets) which means I have to go when I have to go ~ probably more frequently that many but once committed I cannot stop midflow, upzip and get to the phone, front door etc that quickly. I do not have this problem with the postie as he does not rush to the door, ring the bell, push his accustatory "You were not in when we called" note through the letter box and rush the twenty five feet to the front gate, get into a van and drive out of sight in less than 20 seconds.
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Our loo is next the the front door. I open the window and shout at them to wait. redface:
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From a sitting position? eeek:
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From a sitting position? eeek:
I have long flexible arms
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eeek:
Like an Orang-Utan?
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More like Mr Tickle, but pink.
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Tentacles?
This is very worrying.
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When the babby arrives it will be a squid noooo:
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When the babby arrives it will be a squid noooo:
That's cheap ~ mine cost me a lot more over the years.
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Our loo is next the the front door.
I open the window. redface:
Very wise I am sure.
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drumroll:
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When the babby arrives it will be a squid noooo:
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Getting (vaguely) back on subject on subject have you tried a tin foil hat so they can't track you Snoop whistle:
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Getting (vaguely) back on subject on subject have you tried a tin foil hat so they can't track you Snoop whistle:
Or tin foil trousers so you don't have to go... whistle:
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rubschin: Not yet
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Happens when you sit down for your nosh too, have you noticed? ::)
Door bell rang and phone rang while I was 'avin' me tea tonight.
We are surrounded by mind reading aliens knowing how to piss us right off. Angry9:
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Happens when you sit down for your nosh too, have you noticed? ::)
Door bell rang and phone rang while I was 'avin' me tea tonight.
We are surrounded by mind reading aliens knowing how to piss us right off. Angry9:
Di they deliver another parcel happy001
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Happens when you sit down for your nosh too, have you noticed? ::)
Door bell rang and phone rang while I was 'avin' me tea tonight.
We are surrounded by mind reading aliens knowing how to piss us right off. Angry9:
Di they deliver another parcel happy001
Very funny Moose3. ;)
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lol: