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Title: What really caused the crash in the Hudson?
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2009, 04:27:48 PM
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Title: Re: What really caused the crash in the Hudson?
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2009, 05:29:37 PM
It took me longer than it ought to have done to work that out  redface:

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Title: Re: What really caused the crash in the Hudson?
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 24, 2009, 05:32:56 PM
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Title: Re: What really caused the crash in the Hudson?
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2009, 05:41:16 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 24, 2009, 05:32:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 24, 2009, 04:27:48 PM
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Are they Al Q'Eiders?
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Title: Re: What really caused the crash in the Hudson?
Post by: Snoopy on January 24, 2009, 05:50:20 PM
They may not be turbans ~ they might be bandages where they failed to duck. whistle:
Title: Re: What really caused the crash in the Hudson?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 25, 2009, 10:52:15 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 24, 2009, 05:50:20 PM
They may not be turbans ~ they might be bandages where they failed to duck. whistle:

What do ducks shout when they need to get their head down quickly?
Title: Re: What really caused the crash in the Hudson?
Post by: Snoopy on January 25, 2009, 10:54:42 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on January 25, 2009, 10:52:15 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 24, 2009, 05:50:20 PM
They may not be turbans ~ they might be bandages where they failed to duck. whistle:

What do ducks shout when they need to get their head down quickly?

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Title: Re: What really caused the crash in the Hudson?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 25, 2009, 10:57:36 AM
Mrs TMR (to be) is not speaking to me because I wouldn't open the car door for her.

It's not my fault, I just panicked and swam to the surface...
Title: Re: What really caused the crash in the Hudson?
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2009, 12:48:26 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on January 25, 2009, 10:57:36 AM
Mrs TMR (to be) is not speaking to me because I wouldn't open the car door for her.

It's not my fault, I just panicked and swam to the surface...
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Title: Re: What really caused the crash in the Hudson?
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 25, 2009, 02:18:46 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on January 25, 2009, 10:57:36 AM
Mrs TMR (to be) is not speaking to me because I wouldn't open the car door for her.

It's not my fault, I just panicked and swam to the surface...
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Title: Re: What really caused the crash in the Hudson?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 25, 2009, 07:13:17 PM
I was in Hampton Court last week and a bloke said it would only cost 10p to go on his ice-rink.

I thought "What a fvckin' cheap skate"...
Title: Re: What really caused the crash in the Hudson?
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2009, 06:48:27 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on January 25, 2009, 07:13:17 PM
I was in Hampton Court last week and a bloke said it would only cost 10p to go on his ice-rink.

I thought "What a fvckin' cheap skate"...
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Title: Re: What really caused the crash in the Hudson?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 26, 2009, 09:45:16 AM
I'm sick of people knocking on my door this year begging for stuff.

A woman just came asking for donations for a sperm bank. I gave her a right fvckin' mouthful.
Title: Re: What really caused the crash in the Hudson?
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2009, 09:55:00 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on January 26, 2009, 09:45:16 AM
I'm sick of people knocking on my door this year begging for stuff.

A woman just came asking for donations for a sperm bank. I gave her a right fvckin' mouthful.

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