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Title: To protect, serve...........and finish puberty
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2009, 02:32:58 PM
How on earth does it take that long for the police to realise that they are patrolling with a 14 year old in uniform?

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A 14-year-old wannabe policeman duped cops in Chicago for hours when he donned a uniform, walked into a police station, then patrolled in a squad car.

The boy did not have a gun, never issued any tickets and did not drive the squad car, deputy superintendent Daniel Dugan said.

Assistant superintendent James Jackson said the ruse was discovered only after the boy's five-hour patrol with an actual officer ended on Saturday... officers noticed his uniform lacked a star that was part of the regulation uniform.

Red-faced senior officers said they were investigating how the deception went undetected for so long in what they described as a serious security breach.

They did not identify the boy, who has been charged as a juvenile with impersonating an officer.
Mr Dugan said the boy looked older than 14 and was motivated by a desire to be an officer, not malice or "ill intent".

The boy once took part in a Chicago programme for youth interested in policing, so he would have been familiar with some procedures, perhaps helping him blend in, police spokeswoman Monique Bond said.
Title: Re: To protect, serve...........and finish puberty
Post by: Snoopy on January 26, 2009, 02:37:52 PM
Yanks  ::)

Could never happen in this country ~ an ambitious person pretending to be something he wasn't. Has some knowledge of sums and thinking he can fool people into believing he was a Chancellor of the Exchequer ~ or even funnier a Prime Minister.

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Title: Re: To protect, serve...........and finish puberty
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2009, 03:16:03 PM
Don't be daft hound, the average 14 year old is probably better at maths than the current cabinet.
Title: Re: To protect, serve...........and finish puberty
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 26, 2009, 03:27:19 PM
It their skill at economics that worries me not their maths ability.

BTW 14 year olds seem to be bred a lot larger today than when I was lad. So it probably not surprising he got away with the deception.
Title: Re: To protect, serve...........and finish puberty
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 26, 2009, 05:12:17 PM
I know my 12 yr old is taller than me and could pass for way beyond her years which is very scary.

I'm sure i used to look my age  eeek:
Title: Re: To protect, serve...........and finish puberty
Post by: Snoopy on January 26, 2009, 05:15:19 PM
I know my 12 yr old is taller than me and could pass for way beyond her years which is very scary.

I'm sure i used to look my age  eeek:

And I'm sure you still do. angel1
Title: Re: To protect, serve...........and finish puberty
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 26, 2009, 05:16:00 PM
 happy001


 cry: cry: cry: cry: cry: cry:
Title: Re: To protect, serve...........and finish puberty
Post by: Snoopy on January 26, 2009, 05:25:17 PM
happy001


 cry: cry: cry: cry: cry: cry:

Don't cry pet ~ just think of how old some of us are. Nothing stays up for ever and it ain't just gravity to blame.
Title: Re: To protect, serve...........and finish puberty
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2009, 05:28:48 PM
I know my 12 yr old is taller than me and could pass for way beyond her years which is very scary.

I'm sure i used to look my age  eeek:

And I'm sure you still do. angel1

Not to trump the hound but I'm sure you look younger.  eyes:
Title: Re: To protect, serve...........and finish puberty
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 26, 2009, 05:42:17 PM
happy001


 cry: cry: cry: cry: cry: cry:

Don't cry pet ~ just think of how old some of us are. Nothing stays up for ever and it ain't just gravity to blame.

Not even your morale  confused2:
Title: Re: To protect, serve...........and finish puberty
Post by: Snoopy on January 26, 2009, 05:54:27 PM
happy001


 cry: cry: cry: cry: cry: cry:

Don't cry pet ~ just think of how old some of us are. Nothing stays up for ever and it ain't just gravity to blame.

Not even your morale  confused2:

 noooo: Only with the aid of Valium.  sad24:
Title: Re: To protect, serve...........and finish puberty
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 26, 2009, 06:01:37 PM
happy001


 cry: cry: cry: cry: cry: cry:

Don't cry pet ~ just think of how old some of us are. Nothing stays up for ever and it ain't just gravity to blame.

Not even your morale  confused2:

Dogs have no morals.  eyes:
Title: Re: To protect, serve...........and finish puberty
Post by: Snoopy on January 26, 2009, 06:02:29 PM
happy001


 cry: cry: cry: cry: cry: cry:

Don't cry pet ~ just think of how old some of us are. Nothing stays up for ever and it ain't just gravity to blame.

Not even your morale  confused2:

Dogs have no morals.  eyes:

True whistle:
Title: Re: To protect, serve...........and finish puberty
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 26, 2009, 06:25:37 PM
Just keep away from my leg you dirty dog! scared2:
Title: Re: To protect, serve...........and finish puberty
Post by: Snoopy on January 26, 2009, 06:28:14 PM
Even I draw the line at those Harris tweed covered limbs ~ far too coarse a weave for my liking.

Now a nice pair of Cavalry twills or those Moleskin slacks that DS goes in for.  eyes:
Title: Re: To protect, serve...........and finish puberty
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 26, 2009, 07:23:01 PM
those Moleskin slacks that DS goes in for. 

 cloud9:

Remember, I have a cattle prod in the other hand if you get frisky.
Title: Re: To protect, serve...........and finish puberty
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2009, 07:36:44 PM
those Moleskin slacks that DS goes in for. 

 cloud9:

Remember, I have a cattle prod in the other hand if you get frisky.

Euphemism # 934  point:
Title: Re: To protect, serve...........and finish puberty
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 26, 2009, 07:44:27 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: To protect, serve...........and finish puberty
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 26, 2009, 08:08:32 PM
those Moleskin slacks that DS goes in for. 

 cloud9:

Remember, I have a cattle prod in the other hand if you get frisky.

Euphemism # 934  point:
happy001

Note: I said my other hand.  whistle:  eyes:  ;)
Title: Re: To protect, serve...........and finish puberty
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2009, 08:09:49 PM
those Moleskin slacks that DS goes in for. 

 cloud9:

Remember, I have a cattle prod in the other hand if you get frisky.

Euphemism # 934  point:
happy001

Note: I said my other hand.  whistle:  eyes:  ;)
I'd have been most impressed if you'd said 'both hands'...  eyes:
Title: Re: To protect, serve...........and finish puberty
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 26, 2009, 08:12:17 PM
those Moleskin slacks that DS goes in for. 

 cloud9:

Remember, I have a cattle prod in the other hand if you get frisky.

Euphemism # 934  point:
happy001

Note: I said my other hand.  whistle:  eyes:  ;)
I'd have been most impressed if you'd said 'both hands'...  eyes:
surrender:
Title: Re: To protect, serve...........and finish puberty
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 27, 2009, 12:21:36 PM
those Moleskin slacks that DS goes in for. 

 cloud9:

Remember, I have a cattle prod in the other hand if you get frisky.

The hound is daft enough to enjoy the risk Darwin, this came off the CCTV at the bowling alley..


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