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Title: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 28, 2009, 07:59:36 AM
This is the standard to which we should all aspire  - made me laugh on my way into work this morning  lol:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/4344890/Virgin-the-worlds-best-passenger-complaint-letter.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/4344890/Virgin-the-worlds-best-passenger-complaint-letter.html)
Title: Re: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: Nick on January 28, 2009, 08:04:37 AM
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=5503.0 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=5503.0)  whistle:
Title: Re: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 28, 2009, 08:18:55 AM

 redface:

Oh well ...I will try to keep up Sir

500 lines again  sad32:
Title: Re: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: Snoopy on January 28, 2009, 09:09:56 AM

 redface:

Oh well ...I will try to keep up Sir

500 lines again  sad32:

That or 6 of the best  eyes:
Title: Re: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 28, 2009, 09:16:14 AM

 redface:

Oh well ...I will try to keep up Sir

500 lines again  sad32:

That or 6 of the best  eyes:

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 whistle:
Title: Re: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: Snoopy on January 28, 2009, 09:18:50 AM
WHACKO!
Title: Re: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 28, 2009, 09:21:43 AM

 redface:

Oh well ...I will try to keep up Sir

500 lines again  sad32:

That or 6 of the best  eyes:

Who pays who for that  whistle:
Title: Re: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: Snoopy on January 28, 2009, 09:56:30 AM

 redface:

Oh well ...I will try to keep up Sir

500 lines again  sad32:

That or 6 of the best  eyes:

Who pays who for that  whistle:

Name your price
Title: Re: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 28, 2009, 10:01:40 AM
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Title: Re: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: Snoopy on January 28, 2009, 10:45:00 AM
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We seem to have deal  whistle:
Title: Re: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2009, 10:51:24 AM
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We seem to have deal  whistle:
;D
Title: Re: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 28, 2009, 10:52:28 AM
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We seem to have deal  whistle:

Do we ....I am not in possession of any  whistle:
Title: Re: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: Nick on January 28, 2009, 10:53:46 AM
I'll send you some!
Title: Re: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: Snoopy on January 28, 2009, 10:53:58 AM
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We seem to have deal  whistle:

Do we ....I am not in possession of any  whistle:

Payment on delivery ~ but a deposit is possible  whistle:
Title: Re: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: Nick on January 28, 2009, 10:54:36 AM
Quote
Miss Demeanor  10:54:07 AM Collapsing a category.
  eeek:
Title: Re: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 28, 2009, 10:55:19 AM
Am I being stalked  noooo:
Title: Re: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: Snoopy on January 28, 2009, 10:55:48 AM
It would seem so ~ Nick is always stalking people .... ask TG.

Title: Re: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: Nick on January 28, 2009, 10:56:56 AM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: Snoopy on January 28, 2009, 11:02:13 AM
 point: Caught out!
Title: Re: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: TG on January 28, 2009, 11:02:53 AM
It would seem so ~ Nick is always stalking people .... ask TG.



Indeed.  noooo:
Title: Re: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2009, 11:03:44 AM
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We seem to have deal  whistle:

Do we ....I am not in possession of any  whistle:
I'll give you one!  razz:
Title: Re: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 28, 2009, 11:06:35 AM
One? I think she's holding out for a large packet.
Title: Re: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 28, 2009, 11:09:16 AM
It would seem so ~ Nick is always stalking people .... ask TG.


I'm really not that interesting  sad32:
Title: Re: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 28, 2009, 11:10:06 AM
One? I think she's holding out for a large packet.

 lol:

Could be a long wait  noooo:
Title: Re: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2009, 11:26:32 AM
eeek:
Back to your old tricks nick?

You don't want us to remove that button again do you...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: Snoopy on January 28, 2009, 11:29:15 AM
One? I think she's holding out for a large packet.

 lol:

Could be a long wait  noooo:

I have offered a deposit
Title: Re: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 28, 2009, 11:29:56 AM
It's a credit crunch - deposits are no good - it is full payment or nothing I'm afraid  noooo:
Title: Re: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: Snoopy on January 28, 2009, 11:37:42 AM
I take it you will require at least a box of the things ~ one packet seems a bit mean. I am going to the Cash and Carry later this week. PM your address and I'll pop them in the post.  whistle:
Title: Re: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2009, 11:39:18 AM
One? I think she's holding out for a large packet.

 lol:

Could be a long wait  noooo:

I have offered a deposit
Oh Snoopy! sick2:
Title: Re: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: Snoopy on January 28, 2009, 11:40:04 AM
One? I think she's holding out for a large packet.

 lol:

Could be a long wait  noooo:

I have offered a deposit
Oh Snoopy! sick2:

Took you long enough!  ;)
Title: Re: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 28, 2009, 11:41:18 AM
I take it you will require at least a box of the things ~ one packet seems a bit mean. I am going to the Cash and Carry later this week. PM your address and I'll pop them in the post.  whistle:

No I don't advertise falsely  noooo: - I only indicated one large bag and one large bag will suffice  lol:
Title: Re: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2009, 11:43:41 AM
I take it you will require at least a box of the things ~ one packet seems a bit mean. I am going to the Cash and Carry later this week. PM your address and I'll pop them in the post.  whistle:

No I don't advertise falsely  noooo: - I only indicated one large bag and one large bag will suffice  lol:

Just be careful as to what the hound has filled it with....  whistle:
Title: Re: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 28, 2009, 11:44:42 AM
Don't worry - it will go to the lab first  lol:
Title: Re: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: Snoopy on January 28, 2009, 11:55:14 AM
One very large bag it will be then, in advance.
Title: Re: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 28, 2009, 12:14:07 PM
Don't worry - it will go to the Lab first  lol:


Keep Snoopy away from your guide dog unless you like Beagladors.  noooo:
Title: Re: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2009, 12:20:49 PM
Don't worry - it will go to the Lab first  lol:


Keep Snoopy away from your guide dog unless you like Beagladors.  noooo:

drumroll:  lol:
Title: Re: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 28, 2009, 12:22:10 PM
Don't worry - it will go to the Lab first  lol:


Keep Snoopy away from your guide dog unless you like Beagladors.  noooo:


Surely he won't have anything left to deposit  whistle:
Title: Re: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: Snoopy on January 28, 2009, 12:25:18 PM
Don't worry - it will go to the Lab first  lol:


Keep Snoopy away from your guide dog unless you like Beagladors.  noooo:

Surely he won't have anything left to deposit  whistle:



Just give me an hour for a nap like  whistle:
Title: Re: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 28, 2009, 12:36:26 PM
An hour

 worthy:
Title: Re: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: Snoopy on January 28, 2009, 12:37:31 PM
Don't be overawed ~ it now takes me all night to do what I used to be able to do all night.
Title: Re: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 28, 2009, 12:39:52 PM
Don't be overawed ~ it now takes me all night to do what I used to be able to do all night.

What? Fart?
Title: Re: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 28, 2009, 12:40:21 PM
Don't be overawed ~ it now takes me all night to do what I used to be able to do all night.

All night

 worthy:
Title: Re: Virgin Airways Complaint letter
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 28, 2009, 12:42:32 PM
Don't be overawed ~ it now takes me all night to do what I used to be able to do all night.

Tri-weekly ====>Try weakly.   sad24: