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Title: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2009, 10:47:31 AM
From the Boots emporium I mean. Worm pills: £2 EACH!!

I assume drug companies won't go bust in the 'present downturn'  evil:
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2009, 11:49:55 AM
I get them for the dog for €1... shall I send you some over...?
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2009, 11:50:46 AM
I ought to have gone to the pet shop. Mind you, I think they are even more expensive  evil:

So your dog has worms. That's interesting
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 30, 2009, 12:09:50 PM
Have you seen the price of Skunk???? eeek:
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2009, 12:10:47 PM
Do enlighten us, old chap
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2009, 12:15:57 PM
I ought to have gone to the pet shop. Mind you, I think they are even more expensive  evil:

So your dog has worms. That's interesting
No he hasn't... I give him a €1 pill every year...  whistle:
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2009, 12:16:37 PM
Do you take one yourself at the same time?
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2009, 12:18:37 PM
Do you take one yourself at the same time?
No need... I don't have worms like...  noooo:
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2009, 12:21:33 PM
Are you certain?  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2009, 12:24:52 PM
Are you certain?  eveilgrin:
Quite sure thank you...  razz:
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2009, 12:26:13 PM
You've checked then
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2009, 12:28:01 PM
You've checked then
No need... I don't have worms like...  noooo:
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2009, 12:29:17 PM
So you haven't checked
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2009, 12:34:32 PM
So you haven't checked

No need... I don't have worms like...  noooo:
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 30, 2009, 09:02:06 PM
Do enlighten us, old chap
I do remember paying 500DM for half a brick (Half kilo)when I was a very young silly boy, personal use only I can assure you.. well me and a couple of mates. It was good shit too.
I was up on the prices for all the major blends, i.e California Sunshine. Moroccan Gold, Lebanese Red etc.

Street price of skunk has fallen to about £45 an oz, so I am informed, it used to be about a ton, must be the recession whistle:
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2009, 09:04:26 PM
You culd make some money here. My mate tony (with the elephant) is an artist. He likes those sort of drugs. I recall his Millennium Party.........well I don't actually  redface:
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 30, 2009, 09:07:00 PM
A lot of my mates are artists eyes:
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2009, 09:07:33 PM
He may know them then!
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: GROWLER on January 31, 2009, 09:04:53 AM
You culd make some money here. My mate tony (with the elephant) is an artist. He likes those sort of drugs. I recall his Millennium Party.........well I don't actually  redface:

For the 2nd bastard time...HAS HE GOT A ZOO?  ::)
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: Snoopy on January 31, 2009, 09:08:14 AM
You culd make some money here. My mate tony (with the elephant) is an artist. He likes those sort of drugs. I recall his Millennium Party.........well I don't actually  redface:

For the 2nd bastard time...HAS HE GOT A ZOO?  ::)


Name me one time when anyone ever got a straight answer from Nick to a simple question.
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2009, 09:27:21 AM
He only has an elephant. OK?
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: GROWLER on January 31, 2009, 09:32:27 AM
He only has an elephant. OK?

IAM GOING TO BURST YOU! cussing:
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2009, 09:36:06 AM
But he does!

This is it! With his Mrs.

They dressed it up for the day  angel1


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Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 31, 2009, 10:05:47 AM
But he does!

This is it! With his Mrs.

They dressed it up for the day  angel1


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Which one did he marry?
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2009, 10:12:42 AM
But he does!

This is it! With his Mrs.

They dressed it up for the day  angel1


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Which one did he marry?
Yes... which one is the elephant!  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2009, 10:13:11 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2009, 10:25:10 AM
::)
redface:

(I laughed and laughed....)
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2009, 10:41:31 AM
He only has an elephant. OK?

IAM GOING TO BURST YOU! cussing:

Bad idea Growler, you don't want to be covered in worms whistle:
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: GROWLER on January 31, 2009, 12:19:06 PM
He only has an elephant. OK?

IAM GOING TO BURST YOU! cussing:

Bad idea Growler, you don't want to be covered in worms whistle:

Quite. I shall refrain then.

Apparently, Tony hasn't got a zoo and he lives in India. It's a pet from what I can gather. eeek:

This is a public announcement on behalf of Nick, seeing as her can't be arsed explaining to all and sundry in 'ere like. ::)
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2009, 12:26:31 PM
No he lives in Devon
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 31, 2009, 12:29:44 PM
Theres a bloke , a friend of Nick's apparently, has an elephant. End of  noooo:
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2009, 12:33:19 PM
Correct Miss D. I think Growler's brain has gone wonky  noooo:
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 31, 2009, 12:37:15 PM
Exactly

And they say wimmin like to complicate things  noooo:
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: GROWLER on January 31, 2009, 12:42:28 PM
Exactly

And they say wimmin like to complicate things  noooo:

What's complicated about MY explanation ey?  confused:

Wimmin. Give me strength of a herd of Buffalo. ::)
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 31, 2009, 12:44:13 PM
 happy100
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: GROWLER on January 31, 2009, 12:50:55 PM
happy100

DON'T patronise ME wumman.
Nothing more likely to get my bladder whistlin' than that. Angry9:
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 31, 2009, 12:53:17 PM
 happy100
DON'T patronise ME wumman.Nothing more likely to get my bladder whistlin' than that. Angry9:
 boxing Is that more therapeutic ??
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 01, 2009, 10:21:08 AM
No he lives in Devon
Are Elephants indigenous to Devon or is Devon on the elephants migration trail?
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2009, 10:22:56 AM
No he lives in Devon
Are Elephants indigenous to Devon or is Devon on the elephants migration trail?
Elephant graveyard I'd imagine...
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2009, 10:28:12 AM
The elephant lives abroad
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2009, 10:32:32 AM
The elephant lives abroad
For tax purposes prolly...  rubschin:
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 01, 2009, 12:33:47 PM
The elephant lives abroad
Frequent Flyer then?
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 01, 2009, 12:43:26 PM
The elephant lives abroad

So this "he has an elephant" is a phrase with a certain "looseness" about it then.
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2009, 12:44:47 PM
No. He has a place in India (a mud hut actually, but I hear it's very nice) and they spend part of hte year with the elephant, which they purchased from a neighbour. The elephant is fostered whlie they are in Devon
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: Nick on April 19, 2010, 06:31:08 PM
There are some jolly expensive carpet shops round here  eeek:
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: Barman on April 19, 2010, 06:32:27 PM
There are some jolly expensive carpet shops round here  eeek:

Don't do it!

growler would explode!  scared2:
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: Fig Head on April 19, 2010, 06:37:43 PM
am i that confused, ppl are u on about drugs or rugs now tunble: tunble:
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: Barman on April 19, 2010, 06:38:33 PM
am i that confused, ppl are u on about drugs or rugs now tunble: tunble:

 lol: lol: lol:

This one is drugs!
Title: Re: The extortionate price of drugs!
Post by: Nick on April 19, 2010, 06:40:10 PM
am i that confused, ppl are u on about drugs or rugs now tunble: tunble:


Either  eveilgrin: