Debit card sad24:You'll have to send us a picture of yourself wearing it like... whistle:
With free delivery, don't forgetAnd 10% off... how big is this rug...? Shrugs:
Of course it wouldn't fit in the car. It's 14' x 11' ::)Can't it be rolled up like?
With free delivery, don't forget
I just told you ::)You could have tied it to the roof...
ANd yes, but then it would stick out of hte windows on both sides of the car
I am surrounded by idiots
With free delivery, don't forget
shutup: Where's the emoticon for "I've just fallen on the floor in disbelief"?
I just told you ::)You could have tied it to the roof...
ANd yes, but then it would stick out of hte windows on both sides of the car
I am surrounded by idiots
happy001
£2000 !!!!!! and you were there to witness and authorise the transaction . I can only presume it's to help you keep your hand in over the next few months
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£2000 !!!!!! and you were there to witness and authorise the transaction . I can only presume it's to help you keep your hand in over the next few months
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I am being very brave about it.You could buy the 'stan for £2000 and have change left over for a new suit and a fish supper!!!
It was hand made in Afghanistan. The man who made it was paid at least £4.38
DAMN. Ought to have deployed the Fair Trade argument Banghead
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£2000 !!!!!! and you were there to witness and authorise the transaction . I can only presume it's to help you keep your hand in over the next few months
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I am being very brave about it.You could buy the 'stan for £2000 and have change left over for a new suit and a fish supper!!!
It was hand made in Afghanistan. The man who made it was paid at least £4.38
DAMN. Ought to have deployed the Fair Trade argument Banghead
Fvck me! If she needed a rug that bad I'd 've brought you one back from Iran... surrender:It was prolly made on a machine in China... noooo:
Is it genuine? How many knots per sq. "? You can tell by looking on the back, but I'm sure you know that whistle:
I nearly got it made in China eyes: ... but that's a different storyMe too... noooo:
It's got a 70 year guarantee too!Unfortunately dog years tho... whistle:
I nearly got it made in China eyes: ... but that's a different storyMe too... noooo:
Mrs Nick was burbling about it becoming an heirloom
Mrs Nick was burbling about it becoming an heirloom
Indeed £2K will buy someone's family a nice little heirloom ~ prolly the carpet sellers children will be very grateful to you.
Wot ain't true?
Oh... I was going to say summink about loving you long time whistle:
This is a thread about rugs you know! evil:
Her broomstick was not in the car. From what I hear Miss D is saving on air fares though
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I was going to say Black Pudding... i.e. congealed blood Shrugs:
sick2:I was going to say Black Pudding... i.e. congealed blood Shrugs:
That's only after you've tried to chew them off ~ the warts that is.
sick2:I was going to say Black Pudding... i.e. congealed blood Shrugs:
That's only after you've tried to chew them off ~ the warts that is.
redface:sick2:I was going to say Black Pudding... i.e. congealed blood Shrugs:
That's only after you've tried to chew them off ~ the warts that is.
Oh come on BM ~ everyone who ever had a wart on their finger/thumb has chewed at it in the hopes it will go away ~ the same does not apply to genital warts ~ obviously. ::)
How the f*ck did we get from Nick buying a carpet to gential warts? ~ This board is officially odd. razz: razz:I'm surprised it took so long...
I've just had to pm him I'm that shocked. Seriously I am. He's gone off the rails, he must have. noooo:
I really wish he hadn't mentioned the price now tbh
I must resist the impulse to correct that to "A Lady's eyes". I cannot argue with the sentiment though.
on the carpet
1. In a position of being reprimanded by one in authority: was called on the carpet for cheating.
Quoteon the carpet
1. In a position of being reprimanded by one in authority: was called on the carpet for cheating.
It wasn't my fault angel1
And he whined about how much I charged him to fix his stupid web site! cussing:
I had to tell Mrs Growler, sorry. I sat down with a whiskey cus I was suffering from shock, so she asked what the matter was like.
I asked her what sh'd have said if I'd bought a rug.
She asked why would I want a rug. I said I wouldn't, but hypothetically like...
I asked her to ask me how much it was, so i told her.
She burst out laughin'! happy001
After she'd calmed down like, she told me that if I'd paid that much I could go and sleep on it in the garden...for good. eeek:
I had to tell Mrs Growler, sorry. I sat down with a whiskey cus I was suffering from shock, so she asked what the matter was like.
I asked her what sh'd have said if I'd bought a rug.
She asked why would I want a rug. I said I wouldn't, but hypothetically like...
I asked her to ask me how much it was, so i told her.
She burst out laughin'! happy001
After she'd calmed down like, she told me that if I'd paid that much I could go and sleep on it in the garden...for good. eeek:
Bringher round. She might fancy one herself, like angel1
http://www.ghfrith.com/index.php?p0=rug (http://www.ghfrith.com/index.php?p0=rug)
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happy001http://www.ghfrith.com/index.php?p0=rug (http://www.ghfrith.com/index.php?p0=rug)
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Pure 100% utter shite. sick2:
Wouldn't lay it down in the outdoor shit 'ouse for the mice to nibble at tb quite and very h. noooo:
Agreed ~ you did mention that ~ but you would have been most welcome.
This is a thread about rugs you know! evil:Thread... Rugs. Droll ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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shrugs:
Pure 100% utter shite. sick2:
Wouldn't lay it down in the outdoor shit 'ouse for the mice to nibble at tb quite and very h. noooo:
[/quoteThey do Shaggies quite cheap!
Rug update required please... whistle:
It's rolled up and downstairs. Too heavy to move noooo:point: point: point: point:
If Growler popped in he could help me move it. It might be therapeutic for him angel1Why didn't you get the friggin' free delivery men to put it where you want it...? doh:
If Growler popped in he could help me move it. It might be therapeutic for him angel1
sad24:
I was on the phone when they came. I told them to put it in the hall. evil:
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It's rug laying day noooo:. We are getting into a bit of atangle wth all the furniture and the cables. Mrs Nick hard at werk on the hoover. I am just popping out, likeWho is helping...? Shrugs:
Growler ??? happy001Ebrill prolly... cut it up with his chain saw to make it easier to carry! lol: lol: lol:
Why didn't I see it coming?
Why didn't I see it coming?
That my dear should be your epitaph lol:
... craters ...
Why didn't I see it coming?Cos you are bonkers? Shrugs:
... craters ...
scared2:
Why didn't I see it coming?Cos you are bonkers? Shrugs:
... craters ...
scared2:
I may try to get a pic later. The Boy's favoured chair (think Captain Kirk) is festooned with remote controls, Horrid Henry books and simliar shite. It stands with its back to one wall. He cannot enter the room and sit on the chair. Oh no. He runs at full tilt and performs an aerial forward summersault landing on the chair in a sitting position. eeek:
Repeated impacts over the years have in fact forced the chair into the wall causing lunar style craters in the plaster cussing:
These have to be repaired (prolly entire wall needs doing cos of other hairline fractures caused by said feat.) Banghead
This whole ridiculous rug thing episode make me feel like rippin' me smouldering red hot bladder out with me bare hands, and hurling it at him. thatsit:Hurl it on the rug! happy001
eeek:point:
drumroll:Why didn't I see it coming?Cos you are bonkers? Shrugs:
You are too kind with your choice of words. ::)
No. You ARE a great raving stupid friggin titmouse, and will receive minus amounts of sympathy and understanding.
You deserve all the grief and heartache that is now coming your way, bloody great dozy cock that you are. Banghead
A new refreshingingly tolerant Growler
Can't you remove the chair from the front room ?
That way at least if it's in his bedroom for example, he is just doing damage to his own room and not the room where you and your guests (minus the elephant) are likely to sit in most.
his bedroom
rubschin: Nick ~ I value your friendship and hate to say this but you are a mad as a March Hare. lol:
Just received my quote for a whole new bathroom shower bath and bowl, all tiled and with a new floor and ceiling....and NO bastard rug in sight.
TWO THOUSAND POUNDS, FITTED! cloud9:
THAT'S what I call money WELL spent you ignaramous. Banghead
You can pop round to see it like. In August
Just received my quote for a whole new bathroom shower bath and bowl, all tiled and with a new floor and ceiling....and NO bastard rug in sight.
TWO THOUSAND POUNDS, FITTED! cloud9:
THAT'S what I call money WELL spent you ignaramous. Banghead
Seems pricey to me. Have you been diddled?
BM could do it far cheaper angel1
Nice and chilly?
Time and materials like... whistle:Just received my quote for a whole new bathroom shower bath and bowl, all tiled and with a new floor and ceiling....and NO bastard rug in sight.
TWO THOUSAND POUNDS, FITTED! cloud9:
THAT'S what I call money WELL spent you ignaramous. Banghead
Seems pricey to me. Have you been diddled?
BM could do it far cheaper angel1
No noooo:
No noooo:
Just received my quote for a whole new bathroom shower bath and bowl, all tiled and with a new floor and ceiling....and NO bastard rug in sight.Growler you are a star, Dementia my beloved wants a new bathroom, I can now use your figures as a quote.. come over here for a big (manly) hug cloud9:
TWO THOUSAND POUNDS, FITTED! cloud9:
THAT'S what I call money WELL spent you ignaramous. Banghead
Have you actually sat down and quietly thought of what you COULD have purchased with the money that you have seemingly wasted on this roll of a grossly disgustingly overpriced camel shit cover? ::)It was handwoven, by Afghan Virgins. Hence the price eyes:
Have you actually sat down and quietly thought of what you COULD have purchased with the money that you have seemingly wasted on this roll of a grossly disgustingly overpriced camel shit cover? ::)It was handwoven, by Afghan Virgins. Hence the price eyes:
Have you actually sat down and quietly thought of what you COULD have purchased with the money that you have seemingly wasted on this roll of a grossly disgustingly overpriced camel shit cover? ::)It was handwoven, by Afghan Virgins. Hence the price eyes:
Very big indeed evil:Bigger than 2.3m x 3.2m...?
It's rolled up till we have the house rebuilt around it, like ::)How big exactly then...? ::)
It's rolled up till we have the house rebuilt around it, like ::)
Do you have a room that big?
11 feet by 15 feetIs that it? eeek:
Do you have a room that big?
Hmm ~ I wouldn't have put that at more than about 12 x 13 myself (discounting alcoves etc which of course you will not want to cut your rug to fit) but it did have a lot of furniture in it.
Hahahahahahaha!
His rug is smaller than my cinema! happy001
The biggest gap was in your wallet! point:Hmm ~ I wouldn't have put that at more than about 12 x 13 myself (discounting alcoves etc which of course you will not want to cut your rug to fit) but it did have a lot of furniture in it.
We rolled it out on Saturday. Gap all round cloud9:
The biggest gap was in your wallet! point:Hmm ~ I wouldn't have put that at more than about 12 x 13 myself (discounting alcoves etc which of course you will not want to cut your rug to fit) but it did have a lot of furniture in it.
We rolled it out on Saturday. Gap all round cloud9:
The biggest gap was in your wallet! point:Hmm ~ I wouldn't have put that at more than about 12 x 13 myself (discounting alcoves etc which of course you will not want to cut your rug to fit) but it did have a lot of furniture in it.
We rolled it out on Saturday. Gap all round cloud9:
The biggest gap was in your wallet! point:Hmm ~ I wouldn't have put that at more than about 12 x 13 myself (discounting alcoves etc which of course you will not want to cut your rug to fit) but it did have a lot of furniture in it.
We rolled it out on Saturday. Gap all round cloud9:
Correction ~ The biggest gap was between his ears!
The biggest gap was in your wallet! point:Hmm ~ I wouldn't have put that at more than about 12 x 13 myself (discounting alcoves etc which of course you will not want to cut your rug to fit) but it did have a lot of furniture in it.
We rolled it out on Saturday. Gap all round cloud9:
Correction ~ The biggest gap was between his ears!
Spooky. scared2:
The biggest gap was in your wallet! point:Hmm ~ I wouldn't have put that at more than about 12 x 13 myself (discounting alcoves etc which of course you will not want to cut your rug to fit) but it did have a lot of furniture in it.
We rolled it out on Saturday. Gap all round cloud9:
Correction ~ The biggest gap was between his ears!
Spooky. scared2:
Either spooky or so obvious that even we came up with the same thought. lol:
You charge to unroll it. whistle:
Prolly by the metre or part thereof.
You charge to unroll it. whistle:
Prolly by the metre or part thereof.
Precisely. Guess how much this professional unrolling is going to cost eeek:
eeek:
How do you professionally lay a rug rubschin:
The odd bit of furniture wouldn't go amiss.
I would like to be able to sit down. It's been weeks now sad24:Piles rubschin:
Here in Turkmenistan we have famous national saying - "Man must talk small words to woman, because woman have small brain, but she have big beauty". I translate it, sounds much better in my own language. I think this news article is finally sience proof we looking for. In United Kingdom woman allowed to talk with man on serious subjects? Not in Turkmenistan! If she try to talk big words, we just laugh her. Woman's job is look beautiful and take care of house, but not try to think. Her brain not work in the right way.
I will have very little to say on Sunday evil:
I will have very little to say on Sunday evil:
I wonder if Pastis could produce a picture of the rug after The Boy has spilt paint/ketchup/blood on it for us...? whistle:
I wonder if Pastis could produce a picture of the rug after The Boy has spilt paint/ketchup/blood on it for us...? whistle:
rubschin:
Theoretically, that would be possible ... razz:
I will have very little to say on Sunday evil:
The impossible we can do ~ miracles however prove more difficult ::)
I resort to text messages then .....to vent my anger.
Poor Pastis deserves a medal for the listening texts he has provided this week lol:
Party pooper confused:
Party pooper confused:
Hey! You got summat to say you call me and speak.
Texts are a pain. I can't damned well read them because the screen is sooooooooo small. There is a character limit so you can't say all you want/need to and anyway I'm 62. Old dog/new tricks etc.
What a fooking day. We have got the furniture back into the Rug Room (minus dust). Got the fooking sofa wedged. Two fooking hours I was stuck in there till a neighbour turned up to advise cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:Given the shite you've had recently I'd have thought you'd have wanted to stay stuck in there... whistle:
Like fooking Laurel and Hardy Banghead Banghead Banghead
to be honest,
drugs is not worth it, it destroys your health and your Pockets !!!
better drink cheap booze and get hammered than expinssive drugs and get high!!
both end up making you stupid only with alcohol you dont spend much
to be honest,
drugs is not worth it, it destroys your health and your Pockets !!!
better drink cheap booze and get hammered than expinssive drugs and get high!!
both end up making you stupid only with alcohol you dont spend much
happy001
Rugs Emma, not Drugs! point: