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Title: Hammond
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 15, 2009, 08:21:39 PM
Now I could be being cynical, BUT...

He's on the Beeb an awful lot these days, dontcha think?

Is it down to his cheeky little persona, or did the Beeb say "O.K., so you nearly died, but rather than sue us, we will give you a load of programmes to present and we'll call it quits".

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Snoopy on February 15, 2009, 08:45:40 PM
He is incredibly popular with teenage girls apparently.
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 15, 2009, 08:47:04 PM
Not just teenage girls  redface:
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Snoopy on February 15, 2009, 08:53:16 PM
I stand corrected:

He is incredibly popular with hormonal females apparently
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: GROWLER on February 15, 2009, 09:10:34 PM
I stand corrected:

He is incredibly popular with hormonal females apparently
He's a bloody midget though.
Thought wimmin fancied nice friendly big tall geezers...like me for instance?  cloud9:
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Snoopy on February 15, 2009, 09:11:46 PM
I stand corrected:

He is incredibly popular with hormonal females apparently
He's a bloody midget though.
Thought wimmin fancied nice friendly big tall geezers...like me for instance?  cloud9:

 noooo:

Nice big friendly giant that you may be ~ cute you ain't.
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: GROWLER on February 16, 2009, 09:06:53 AM
I stand corrected:

He is incredibly popular with hormonal females apparently
He's a bloody midget though.
Thought wimmin fancied nice friendly big tall geezers...like me for instance?  cloud9:

 noooo:

Nice big friendly giant that you may be ~ cute you ain't.

Who wants cute?  sick2:

Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Snoopy on February 16, 2009, 09:09:00 AM
I stand corrected:

He is incredibly popular with hormonal females apparently
He's a bloody midget though.
Thought wimmin fancied nice friendly big tall geezers...like me for instance?  cloud9:

 noooo:

Nice big friendly giant that you may be ~ cute you ain't.

Who wants cute?  sick2:



Females (of all ages) with raging hormones it would seem.
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 16, 2009, 09:12:05 AM
Enjoyed his programme on the Airbus A380 last night. A bit light on information but visually good.
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: GROWLER on February 16, 2009, 09:19:01 AM
I stand corrected:

He is incredibly popular with hormonal females apparently
He's a bloody midget though.
Thought wimmin fancied nice friendly big tall geezers...like me for instance?  cloud9:

 noooo:

Nice big friendly giant that you may be ~ cute you ain't.

Who wants cute?  sick2:



Females (of all ages) with raging hormones it would seem.

Idiots. They need a REAL man to sort themselves out. Proper 'ugs and stuff, sweet. cloud9:

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Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Bar Wench on February 16, 2009, 09:21:41 AM
Hammond.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: GROWLER on February 16, 2009, 09:23:51 AM
Hammond.  cloud9:

GROWLER!?  whistle:

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Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2009, 10:26:37 AM
You'd make a nice rug!
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 16, 2009, 10:29:33 AM
 point:
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: GROWLER on February 16, 2009, 10:43:47 AM
You'd make a nice rug!

...and you'd make a nice snack, so piss off. evil:
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 16, 2009, 12:16:41 PM
You'd make a nice rug!
happy001

A cheap rug of course....
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 16, 2009, 01:01:15 PM

Idiots. They need a REAL man to sort themselves out. Proper 'ugs and stuff, sweet. cloud9:

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 eeek:

I thought you didn't do mush !!!

And the offer of sweets .................. rubschin:

Hammond has nothing on you in that case  ;D
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: GROWLER on February 16, 2009, 02:29:46 PM

Idiots. They need a REAL man to sort themselves out. Proper 'ugs and stuff, sweet. cloud9:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi27.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fc172%2Fb0nz0%2Fconnorl.jpg&hash=b923d0580e81ee44ce1ca7a889468d0a323234ee)

 eeek:

I thought you didn't do mush !!!


I don't. I'm 'earthy', meaning straight forward, no frills and NO bullshit, NO waste of time, emotional nonsense, effort or money involved.
Raw rugged and raunchy. evil:
Quite simple really ey? You get EXACTLY what it sez on the instructions label as described above
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2009, 03:45:11 PM
And how is Mini Moose today?
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: GROWLER on February 16, 2009, 06:50:03 PM
And how is Mini Moose today?

Read the appropriate thread Mousey. ::)

Yours,

Wimmins Dreamboat. cloud9:
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2009, 07:00:49 PM
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001














Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 16, 2009, 07:09:31 PM

Read the appropriate thread Mousey. ::)

Yours,

Wimmins Dreamboat. cloud9:

So us wimmin on here can expect your calendar to drool over shortly can we  razz:
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2009, 07:16:21 PM
There's an idea. Growler in the mud, Growler in spring (frisky, like), Growler in the summer (sweaty), Growler in the autumn (rolling in leaves). Excellent plan. I have a camera!! angel1
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2009, 07:25:22 PM
A Pub calendar like...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 16, 2009, 07:27:15 PM
Only for the blokes naturally  redface:

Which month would you be  eeek:
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2009, 07:31:15 PM
A Pub calendar like...?  rubschin:

Yes, but only with Growler and MIss D in varous state of undress. You do the Cyprus end and I will take care of Growler
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2009, 07:38:01 PM
Only for the blokes naturally  redface:

Which month would you be  eeek:
We could each appear for our own star sign like... I'd be June...

And no... not only for the blokes...  noooo:
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 16, 2009, 07:40:16 PM
Yes, but only with Growler and MIss D in varous state of undress. You do the Cyprus end and I will take care of Growler

 eeek:

I'll be the creative director not  a particpant thanks

Better just stick to the VP hunks  -  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 16, 2009, 07:42:33 PM
Only for the blokes naturally  redface:

Which month would you be  eeek:
We could each appear for our own star sign like... I'd be June...

And no... not only for the blokes...  noooo:

Well June's already taken - phew  happ096
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 16, 2009, 07:43:55 PM
Only for the blokes naturally  redface:

Which month would you be  eeek:
We could each appear for our own star sign like... I'd be June...

And no... not only for the blokes...  noooo:

Well June's already taken - phew  happ096

How about Terry?
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2009, 07:45:48 PM
Only for the blokes naturally  redface:

Which month would you be  eeek:
We could each appear for our own star sign like... I'd be June...

And no... not only for the blokes...  noooo:

Well June's already taken - phew  happ096

How about Terry?
Dead...  noooo:
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2009, 07:49:16 PM
It never stopped him in the past
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 16, 2009, 07:51:34 PM
Even the "other place" has mentioned Hammond   eeek:
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2009, 07:52:29 PM
Even the "other place" has mentioned Hammond   eeek:
Ah... but are they having their own calendar...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Pastis on February 16, 2009, 07:55:09 PM
We could have a Chinese one.... 13 animals, like   ....  spider:
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 16, 2009, 07:55:18 PM
Ok it's sorted

January - Growler ( hilly scene - nature at it's finest  ;)  )
February - TMR (for the loved up one)
March - Snoops ( first signs of Spring and a wagging tail)
April - Nick (has to be the patron saint of fools)
May - TG
June - BM - (for the birthday boy )
July - Tel (hope it's not too hot and sweaty for you)
August - Pastis (high cruising season )
Sept - Uncle Mort (with his disciplinaries being adminstered for breaking the rules)
Oct - DS (Turnip Season - in a field with his veg)
Nov - JOM
Dec - GM (doesn't need clothes in the cold anyway)


Job done  8)
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2009, 07:57:32 PM
Ok it's sorted

January - Growler ( hilly scene - nature at it's finest  ;)  )
February - TMR (for the loved up one)
March - Snoops ( first signs of Spring and a wagging tail)
April - Nick (has to be the patron saint of fools)
May - TG
June - BM - (for the birthday boy )
July - Tel (hope it's not too hot and sweaty for you)
August - Pastis (high cruising season )
Sept - Uncle Mort (with his disciplinaries being adminstered for breaking the rules)
Oct - DS (Turnip Season - in a field with his veg)
Nov - JOM
Dec - GM (doesn't need clothes in the cold anyway)


Job done  8)
I think TMR needs to heal up first....  whistle:
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Pastis on February 16, 2009, 08:00:36 PM
Ok it's sorted

January - Growler ( hilly scene - nature at it's finest  ;)  )
February - TMR (for the loved up one)
March - Snoops ( first signs of Spring and a wagging tail)
April - Nick (has to be the patron saint of fools)
May - TG
June - BM - (for the birthday boy )
July - Tel (hope it's not too hot and sweaty for you)
August - Pastis (high cruising season )
Sept - Uncle Mort (with his disciplinaries being adminstered for breaking the rules)
Oct - DS (Turnip Season - in a field with his veg)
Nov - JOM
Dec - GM (doesn't need clothes in the cold anyway)


Job done  8)

 happy001 happy001  My birthday month too  ;D   

Do we have to supply our own piccies?  redface:

Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 16, 2009, 08:05:08 PM
How large is your portfolio  eeek:
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2009, 08:12:04 PM
She is a shameless hussy, I always knew it!  noooo:
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 16, 2009, 08:18:38 PM
 happy001

Still wouldn't pay £2k for a rug though  lol:
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2009, 08:20:52 PM
ONce the rug is out of its wraps I shall post a pic, then you will all be soooooooooooooo jealous
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 16, 2009, 08:22:32 PM
Maybe you could pose for your picture on it  - for the month of April like  ;)
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2009, 08:30:07 PM
It doesn't come out till July. Ever
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Pastis on February 16, 2009, 08:38:18 PM
How large is your portfolio  eeek:

Are we talking digital or physical?  eeek:

I usually only show it to interested and recommended clients  eyes:
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2009, 08:39:47 PM
He also has a nice line in noodles
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 16, 2009, 08:45:33 PM
How large is your portfolio  eeek:

Are we talking digital or physical?  eeek:

I usually only show it to interested and recommended clients  eyes:

Digital of course - I like to make my own adjustments (if required naturally )  lol:
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2009, 08:45:59 PM
Do you do that by hand?
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Pastis on February 16, 2009, 09:25:34 PM
Do you do that by hand?

I'll have you know digital manipulation is an arcane art but still practised with much skill in Old Compton Street, Frith Street and on the fringes of Shaftesbury Avenue  cool14:
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2009, 09:26:33 PM
Miss D has an axe
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 17, 2009, 10:16:46 AM
Miss D has an axe
She could damage the Hammond Organ. scared2:
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 17, 2009, 03:29:55 PM
I would use my miniature tool set for that  lol:
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Nick on February 17, 2009, 06:31:07 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 17, 2009, 07:45:55 PM
And how is Mini Moose today?

Read the appropriate thread Mousey. ::)

Yours,

Wimmins Dreamboat. cloud9:

Titanic?  whistle:
Title: Re: Hammond
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 17, 2009, 10:45:33 PM
And how is Mini Moose today?

Read the appropriate thread Mousey. ::)

Yours,

Wimmins Dreamboat. cloud9:

Titanic?  whistle:
Tit, a Nick