The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Petrol/Diesel/Red Diesel/Aviation Fuel Head Zone => Topic started by: The Moan Ranger on February 15, 2009, 08:21:39 PM
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Now I could be being cynical, BUT...
He's on the Beeb an awful lot these days, dontcha think?
Is it down to his cheeky little persona, or did the Beeb say "O.K., so you nearly died, but rather than sue us, we will give you a load of programmes to present and we'll call it quits".
rubschin:
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He is incredibly popular with teenage girls apparently.
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Not just teenage girls redface:
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I stand corrected:
He is incredibly popular with hormonal females apparently
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I stand corrected:
He is incredibly popular with hormonal females apparently
He's a bloody midget though.
Thought wimmin fancied nice friendly big tall geezers...like me for instance? cloud9:
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I stand corrected:
He is incredibly popular with hormonal females apparently
He's a bloody midget though.
Thought wimmin fancied nice friendly big tall geezers...like me for instance? cloud9:
noooo:
Nice big friendly giant that you may be ~ cute you ain't.
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I stand corrected:
He is incredibly popular with hormonal females apparently
He's a bloody midget though.
Thought wimmin fancied nice friendly big tall geezers...like me for instance? cloud9:
noooo:
Nice big friendly giant that you may be ~ cute you ain't.
Who wants cute? sick2:
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I stand corrected:
He is incredibly popular with hormonal females apparently
He's a bloody midget though.
Thought wimmin fancied nice friendly big tall geezers...like me for instance? cloud9:
noooo:
Nice big friendly giant that you may be ~ cute you ain't.
Who wants cute? sick2:
Females (of all ages) with raging hormones it would seem.
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Enjoyed his programme on the Airbus A380 last night. A bit light on information but visually good.
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I stand corrected:
He is incredibly popular with hormonal females apparently
He's a bloody midget though.
Thought wimmin fancied nice friendly big tall geezers...like me for instance? cloud9:
noooo:
Nice big friendly giant that you may be ~ cute you ain't.
Who wants cute? sick2:
Females (of all ages) with raging hormones it would seem.
Idiots. They need a REAL man to sort themselves out. Proper 'ugs and stuff, sweet. cloud9:
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Hammond. cloud9:
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Hammond. cloud9:
GROWLER!? whistle:
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You'd make a nice rug!
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point:
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You'd make a nice rug!
...and you'd make a nice snack, so piss off. evil:
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You'd make a nice rug!
happy001
A cheap rug of course....
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Idiots. They need a REAL man to sort themselves out. Proper 'ugs and stuff, sweet. cloud9:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi27.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fc172%2Fb0nz0%2Fconnorl.jpg&hash=b923d0580e81ee44ce1ca7a889468d0a323234ee)
eeek:
I thought you didn't do mush !!!
And the offer of sweets .................. rubschin:
Hammond has nothing on you in that case ;D
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Idiots. They need a REAL man to sort themselves out. Proper 'ugs and stuff, sweet. cloud9:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi27.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fc172%2Fb0nz0%2Fconnorl.jpg&hash=b923d0580e81ee44ce1ca7a889468d0a323234ee)
eeek:
I thought you didn't do mush !!!
I don't. I'm 'earthy', meaning straight forward, no frills and NO bullshit, NO waste of time, emotional nonsense, effort or money involved.
Raw rugged and raunchy. evil:
Quite simple really ey? You get EXACTLY what it sez on the instructions label as described above
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And how is Mini Moose today?
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And how is Mini Moose today?
Read the appropriate thread Mousey. ::)
Yours,
Wimmins Dreamboat. cloud9:
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happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Read the appropriate thread Mousey. ::)
Yours,
Wimmins Dreamboat. cloud9:
So us wimmin on here can expect your calendar to drool over shortly can we razz:
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There's an idea. Growler in the mud, Growler in spring (frisky, like), Growler in the summer (sweaty), Growler in the autumn (rolling in leaves). Excellent plan. I have a camera!! angel1
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A Pub calendar like...? rubschin:
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Only for the blokes naturally redface:
Which month would you be eeek:
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A Pub calendar like...? rubschin:
Yes, but only with Growler and MIss D in varous state of undress. You do the Cyprus end and I will take care of Growler
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Only for the blokes naturally redface:
Which month would you be eeek:
We could each appear for our own star sign like... I'd be June...
And no... not only for the blokes... noooo:
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Yes, but only with Growler and MIss D in varous state of undress. You do the Cyprus end and I will take care of Growler
eeek:
I'll be the creative director not a particpant thanks
Better just stick to the VP hunks - lol: lol: lol:
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Only for the blokes naturally redface:
Which month would you be eeek:
We could each appear for our own star sign like... I'd be June...
And no... not only for the blokes... noooo:
Well June's already taken - phew happ096
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Only for the blokes naturally redface:
Which month would you be eeek:
We could each appear for our own star sign like... I'd be June...
And no... not only for the blokes... noooo:
Well June's already taken - phew happ096
How about Terry?
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Only for the blokes naturally redface:
Which month would you be eeek:
We could each appear for our own star sign like... I'd be June...
And no... not only for the blokes... noooo:
Well June's already taken - phew happ096
How about Terry?
Dead... noooo:
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It never stopped him in the past
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Even the "other place" has mentioned Hammond eeek:
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Even the "other place" has mentioned Hammond eeek:
Ah... but are they having their own calendar...? whistle:
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We could have a Chinese one.... 13 animals, like .... spider:
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Ok it's sorted
January - Growler ( hilly scene - nature at it's finest ;) )
February - TMR (for the loved up one)
March - Snoops ( first signs of Spring and a wagging tail)
April - Nick (has to be the patron saint of fools)
May - TG
June - BM - (for the birthday boy )
July - Tel (hope it's not too hot and sweaty for you)
August - Pastis (high cruising season )
Sept - Uncle Mort (with his disciplinaries being adminstered for breaking the rules)
Oct - DS (Turnip Season - in a field with his veg)
Nov - JOM
Dec - GM (doesn't need clothes in the cold anyway)
Job done 8)
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Ok it's sorted
January - Growler ( hilly scene - nature at it's finest ;) )
February - TMR (for the loved up one)
March - Snoops ( first signs of Spring and a wagging tail)
April - Nick (has to be the patron saint of fools)
May - TG
June - BM - (for the birthday boy )
July - Tel (hope it's not too hot and sweaty for you)
August - Pastis (high cruising season )
Sept - Uncle Mort (with his disciplinaries being adminstered for breaking the rules)
Oct - DS (Turnip Season - in a field with his veg)
Nov - JOM
Dec - GM (doesn't need clothes in the cold anyway)
Job done 8)
I think TMR needs to heal up first.... whistle:
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Ok it's sorted
January - Growler ( hilly scene - nature at it's finest ;) )
February - TMR (for the loved up one)
March - Snoops ( first signs of Spring and a wagging tail)
April - Nick (has to be the patron saint of fools)
May - TG
June - BM - (for the birthday boy )
July - Tel (hope it's not too hot and sweaty for you)
August - Pastis (high cruising season )
Sept - Uncle Mort (with his disciplinaries being adminstered for breaking the rules)
Oct - DS (Turnip Season - in a field with his veg)
Nov - JOM
Dec - GM (doesn't need clothes in the cold anyway)
Job done 8)
happy001 happy001 My birthday month too ;D
Do we have to supply our own piccies? redface:
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How large is your portfolio eeek:
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She is a shameless hussy, I always knew it! noooo:
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happy001
Still wouldn't pay £2k for a rug though lol:
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ONce the rug is out of its wraps I shall post a pic, then you will all be soooooooooooooo jealous
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Maybe you could pose for your picture on it - for the month of April like ;)
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It doesn't come out till July. Ever
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How large is your portfolio eeek:
Are we talking digital or physical? eeek:
I usually only show it to interested and recommended clients eyes:
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He also has a nice line in noodles
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How large is your portfolio eeek:
Are we talking digital or physical? eeek:
I usually only show it to interested and recommended clients eyes:
Digital of course - I like to make my own adjustments (if required naturally ) lol:
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Do you do that by hand?
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Do you do that by hand?
I'll have you know digital manipulation is an arcane art but still practised with much skill in Old Compton Street, Frith Street and on the fringes of Shaftesbury Avenue cool14:
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Miss D has an axe
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Miss D has an axe
She could damage the Hammond Organ. scared2:
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I would use my miniature tool set for that lol:
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eeek:
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And how is Mini Moose today?
Read the appropriate thread Mousey. ::)
Yours,
Wimmins Dreamboat. cloud9:
Titanic? whistle:
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And how is Mini Moose today?
Read the appropriate thread Mousey. ::)
Yours,
Wimmins Dreamboat. cloud9:
Titanic? whistle:
Tit, a Nick