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Title: There's a time and place.....
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 18, 2009, 03:06:27 PM
For everything it would seem.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090218/tuk-kissing-allowed-passengers-told-6323e80.html

The exchange of bodily fluids needs to be restricted to the 'short stay' car park. eeek:

Title: Re: There's a time and place.....
Post by: Snoopy on February 18, 2009, 03:07:49 PM
For everything it would seem.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090218/tuk-kissing-allowed-passengers-told-6323e80.html

The exchange of bodily fluids needs to be restricted to the 'short stay' car park. eeek:



Sadly, with age, I find that a short stay is all I can manage  surrender:
Title: Re: There's a time and place.....
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 18, 2009, 03:17:25 PM
For everything it would seem.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090218/tuk-kissing-allowed-passengers-told-6323e80.html

The exchange of bodily fluids needs to be restricted to the 'short stay' car park. eeek:



Sadly, with age, I find that a short stay is all I can manage  surrender:

Isn't there a little blue pill that would sort that out,  I get emails on a daily basis offering me Viagra and a penis enlargement.  I am sure that if I did actually have a penis I would be tempted but as I am lacking in that department, or should that be compartment, as train stations are part of this thread, I have not looked into the matter, as it were, I think that I should stop digging now this hole is quite big enough. redface:
Title: Re: There's a time and place.....
Post by: Snoopy on February 18, 2009, 03:20:01 PM
For everything it would seem.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090218/tuk-kissing-allowed-passengers-told-6323e80.html

The exchange of bodily fluids needs to be restricted to the 'short stay' car park. eeek:



Sadly, with age, I find that a short stay is all I can manage  surrender:

Isn't there a little blue pill that would sort that out,  I get emails on a daily basis offering me Viagra and a penis enlargement.  I am sure that if I did actually have a penis I would be tempted but as I am lacking in that department, or should that be compartment, as train stations are part of this thread, I have not looked into the matter, as it were, I think that I should stop digging now this hole is quite big enough. redface:

Little blue pills do not go with all the other pills I take ~ which are the main problem anyway. Valium in particular does nothing for one's libido  noooo:

Although if you need help filling that hole ............  shutup:
Title: Re: There's a time and place.....
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 18, 2009, 03:30:55 PM
For everything it would seem.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090218/tuk-kissing-allowed-passengers-told-6323e80.html

The exchange of bodily fluids needs to be restricted to the 'short stay' car park. eeek:



Sadly, with age, I find that a short stay is all I can manage  surrender:

Isn't there a little blue pill that would sort that out,  I get emails on a daily basis offering me Viagra and a penis enlargement.  I am sure that if I did actually have a penis I would be tempted but as I am lacking in that department, or should that be compartment, as train stations are part of this thread, I have not looked into the matter, as it were, I think that I should stop digging now this hole is quite big enough. redface:

Little blue pills do not go with all the other pills I take ~ which are the main problem anyway. Valium in particular does nothing for one's libido  noooo:

Although if you need help filling that hole ............  shutup:
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Thank you for that very kind offer but I have a skip full of 'hard core' being delivered tomorrow, so all should be well.  smile:
Title: Re: There's a time and place.....
Post by: tel on February 18, 2009, 03:36:10 PM
For everything it would seem.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090218/tuk-kissing-allowed-passengers-told-6323e80.html

The exchange of bodily fluids needs to be restricted to the 'short stay' car park. eeek:





Sadly, with age, I find that a short stay is all I can manage  surrender:

Isn't there a little blue pill that would sort that out,  I get emails on a daily basis offering me Viagra and a penis enlargement.  I am sure that if I did actually have a penis I would be tempted but as I am lacking in that department, or should that be compartment, as train stations are part of this thread, I have not looked into the matter, as it were, I think that I should stop digging now this hole is quite big enough. redface:

Little blue pills do not go with all the other pills I take ~ which are the main problem anyway. Valium in particular does nothing for one's libido  noooo:

Although if you need help filling that hole ............  shutup:

Valium has interesting side effects. Although it doesn't prevent premature wotsit, it does delay it by about a dat!  8)
Title: Re: There's a time and place.....
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2009, 03:39:27 PM
London Underground used to have signs, and may still do so, instructing the 'Dogs must be carriedon the escalator'. Not owning a dog I spent years tramping up and down endless staircases.  evil:

Should I find myself at Hgh Wycombe station I presume that I may take the new sign as an instruction and set about forcibly snogging the nearest comely wench.

Or have I got this wrong too?  rubschin:
Title: Re: There's a time and place.....
Post by: Snoopy on February 18, 2009, 03:42:32 PM
London Underground used to have signs, and may still do so, instructing the 'Dogs must be carriedon the escalator'. Not owning a dog I spent years tramping up and down endless staircases.  evil:

Should I find myself at Hgh Wycombe station I presume that I may take the new sign as an instruction and set about forcibly snogging the nearest comely wench.

Or have I got this wrong too?  rubschin:

I think you may have got a taste for the local magistrates courts  noooo: