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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on February 22, 2009, 04:43:25 PM
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Women, in my experience, lavish attention on their feet with unguents and suchlike.
Men use them for walking about.
Men's feet are not pleasant organs.
What do we think (and what do we have or use?)?
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1. Men's feet are not "organs" confused:
2. Unguents can be fun, and very pleasant I'm told .... redface:
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1. Men's feet are not "organs" confused:
2. Unguents can be fun, and very pleasant I'm told .... redface:
1. What are they then?
2. Explain!
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1. Men's feet are not "organs" confused:
2. Unguents can be fun, and very pleasant I'm told .... redface:
1. What are they then?
2. Explain!
1. FFS Appendages to the lower limbs! doh:
2. Never had any reflexology? eyes: They also happen to be 'switch over' points for the matrix of acupuncture meridians... cf TCM
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Well I just had to look up what unguents mean Shrugs: - must say it doesn't sound like an appropriate word for lotion and potions and things to me. It has a very ugly tone to my mind....
Anyhow there are a number of factors here :-
Women generally tend to have their feet more exposed than men (sandals , flip flops, peep toes etc ) and so are more conscience of how their feet look
We also decorate ours with polish / toe rings etc
Because of the wearing of high heels this places additional stress on certain areas of our feet and again make an effort to ensure that hard skin doesn't build up.
However in my experience men have also started to pay attention to this area of their bods and do regular maintainace . Both men and womens feet can look equally appalling if they are not looked after
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I may post a pic of my feet in the Secret Medical Area shortly
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I may post a pic of my feet in the Secret Medical Area shortly
Non!
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I may post a pic of my feet in the Secret Medical Area shortly
Is this a blackmail plot eeek: eeek: eeek:
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I may post a pic of my feet in the Secret Medical Area shortly
Is this a blackmail plot eeek: eeek: eeek:
No, blacknail.
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Oh, do you have that too? Mine goes a sort of yellow green colour. What do you recommend?
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Amputation 8)
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Oh, do you have that too? Mine goes a sort of yellow green colour. What do you recommend?
I would strongly recommend not posting pictures of your feet on here. evil:
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However in my experience men have also started to pay attention to this area of their bods and do regular maintainace . Both men and womens feet can look equally appalling if they are not looked after
Exactly. The thing, for men, is to strike a balance between overt, narcissitic attention and miserable, appalling neglect. If that means a daily regime of lavishing unguents so as not to look like a rabid pteradactyl then, hey buddy, that's your life! ;D
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rabid pteradactyl
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Feet... cloud9:
redface:
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Yes, we know ::)
Not yours though noooo:
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redface:
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This is the MEN'S FEET thread!
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ANd is officilally YUKSTER
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This is the MEN'S FEET thread!
Oh... men's feet...? Ugh! sick2:
Where is the women's feet thread...? whistle:
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This is the MEN'S FEET thread!
Oh... men's feet...? Ugh! sick2:
Where is the women's feet thread...? whistle:
Set one up if you feel that motivated... Is there no Fetish Section in the VP? eeek:
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Go to the Secret Boys' Area. BM has thousands of pics in there. He is after Miss D's feet next noooo:
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Won't Miss D need her feet for her own use. eeek:
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Go to the Secret Boys' Area. BM has thousands of pics in there. He is after Miss D's feet next noooo:
There is a secret boys area - now thats not fair angry041:
As for my feet - don't think my ingrowing toe nails, bunions, deformed toes and fungal foot infection would appeal to his collection lol: lol: lol:
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ingrowing toe nails, bunions, deformed toes and fungal foot infection
cloud9:
I mean sick2:
redface:
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Go to the Secret Boys' Area. BM has thousands of pics in there. He is after Miss D's feet next noooo:
There is a secret boys area - now thats not fair angry041:
As for my feet - don't think my ingrowing toe nails, bunions, deformed toes and fungal foot infection would appeal to his collection lol: lol: lol:
We have unguents for those problems .... eyes:
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Still don't like that word noooo:
I will start a words of wrongness definitive list lol:
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Diagnosis of Type 2 diabetes four years ago has opened a whole, previously unknown, world to me.
For example I did not know that, as a diabetic, I get to have photographs taken of my eyes every year (Retinopathy) to check whether I am in danger of going blind. ALSO and relevant to this thread I have to have my feet checked by a Nurse Specialist. This is usually done at the same clinic as the photography of the eyeballs and it consists of a close visual examination of the pedular extremities followed by a series of tests on the various pressure and reflex points on the soles of the feet. Apparently they do this as diabetics are prone to loss of feeling in the feet, followed by the onset of gangrene and resultant amputation of the lower limb.
And you, like me, thought it was just a case of not taking sugar in your tea. noooo:
Anywhoo ~ when my feet were last checked the nurse commented that if it were not for the size (10) and the fact that I was obviously male she would have thought my feet belonged to a female as they "are so pretty" redface:
She went onto to say I must be one of the few men in the world "who takes care of his feet". All I do is wash the bloody things daily. No unguents, no powders, no use of pumice, no scraping of hard skin ~ in fact no hard skin. Apparently I walk properly and don't wear ridiculous shoes. Actually don't often wear socks either.
I just thought, having been away from the keyboard all afternoon, I would add that little gem to the general pool of foot knowledge we seem to be building. ~ Not so much willy waving as toe waggling really whistle:
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she would have thought my feet belonged to a female as they "are so pretty"
He has 'pretty feet'.
So gay noooo:
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I think you've waved your perfect pinkies in here before haven't you? rubschin:
Mine are vile. My cheese grater is no longer working. I am considering purchasing a JML pediegg. redface:
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cloud9:
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And Mr Wench?
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Worse. He plays football every week and this has meant that his big toenails are always black and on the verge of falling off. Plus he picks at the foot as a whole. sick2:
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point:
Do you help him?
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Hell no! I don't do feet. scared2:
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Thus proving my thesis!
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Worse. He plays football every week and this has meant that his big toenails are always black and on the verge of falling off. Plus he picks at the foot as a whole. sick2:
Not in front of you I hope eeek:
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I was right!! angel1
apart from gayboy
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I think you've waved your perfect pinkies in here before haven't you? rubschin:
Mine are vile. My cheese grater is no longer working. I am considering purchasing a JML pediegg. redface:
I am proud of them and of my "hearing of a thirty year old" (as defined by the ENT man recently following exhaustive tests after I complained of tinnitus). The rest of me I must admit is well overweight and getting damned uglier with each passing year.
At my age you cling onto every compliment you can get and you remember everyone as they are so sparse.
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my "hearing of a thirty year old"
Pardon?
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Worse. He plays football every week and this has meant that his big toenails are always black and on the verge of falling off. Plus he picks at the foot as a whole. sick2:
Not in front of you I hope eeek:
At one stage he used to pick them in bed, but under the covers whilst I was in the bed too! Did he think I was an idiot or something! Now he picks during the hour he is home alone in the evening.
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Worse. He plays football every week and this has meant that his big toenails are always black and on the verge of falling off. Plus he picks at the foot as a whole. sick2:
Not in front of you I hope eeek:
At one stage he used to pick them in bed, but under the covers whilst I was in the bed too! Did he think I was an idiot or something! Now he picks during the hour he is home alone in the evening.
Frankly it's not just that he is Welsh then ~ is it?
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He is Welsh noooo:
I think we should start a Wenchy dating service. We boys get stuff rom Russian gerls. Ther must be some men out there.
Hang on. Right back
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Worse. He plays football every week and this has meant that his big toenails are always black and on the verge of falling off. Plus he picks at the foot as a whole. sick2:
Not in front of you I hope eeek:
At one stage he used to pick them in bed, but under the covers whilst I was in the bed too! Did he think I was an idiot or something! Now he picks during the hour he is home alone in the evening.
Frankly it's not just that he is Welsh then ~ is it?
No, he is disgusting in areas that have nothing to do with his welshness, but he is my disgusting welshman. cloud9:
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At one stage he used to pick them in bed, but under the covers whilst I was in the bed too! Did he think I was an idiot or something! Now he picks during the hour he is home alone in the evening.
Does he chew his toenails as well eeek:
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ONly if he is an ape
Oh redface:
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Once he has picked them off, yes he does. And then he collects them underneath his bedside light. I only discovered this recently. He does the same with the dead skin on his feet too.
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Once he has picked them off, yes he does. And then he collects them underneath his bedside light. I only discovered this recently. He does the same with the dead skin on his feet too.
he peees in the shower too... noooo:
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He is WELSH!
And a normal man to some extent redface:
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He is WELSH!
And a normal man to some extent redface:
NORMAL? ..... In the foot skin hiding or peeing in the shower department? Come on Nick ~ You blushed ~ so in which vice do you indulge....... or is it both?
rubschin: I could ask Mrs Nick I suppose.
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He has disgusting habits. All men do redface:
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angel1 I don't
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angel1 I don't
Nor me... whistle:
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Moi? angel1
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Wimmins digusting/annoying habits:
1) Using tissues and tucking them away in "secret" places (up sleeves, down sides of chairs etc)
2) "Borrowing" my razor and then putting back in the cabinet without CHANGING THE F'ING BLADE!
3) "Colouring" their hair and leaving the remains in the plug hole
4) Pretending they never fart (Wenchy, as a self confessed farter, is excused this one)
5) Arguing with me when they KNOW I AM RIGHT
6) Most of the things they do to "beautify" themselves
I am sure the chaps will have some other ideas. eveilgrin:
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Using 1000 words when 3 would suffice
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" Not Right Now "
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Wimmins digusting/annoying habits:
1) Using tissues and tucking them away in "secret" places (up sleeves, down sides of chairs etc)
2) "Borrowing" my razor and then putting back in the cabinet without CHANGING THE F'ING BLADE!
3) "Colouring" their hair and leaving the remains in the plug hole
4) Pretending they never fart (Wenchy, as a self confessed farter, is excused this one)
5) Arguing with me when they KNOW I AM RIGHT
6) Most of the things they do to "beautify" themselves
I am sure the chaps will have some other ideas. eveilgrin:
1) nope
2) nope
3) nope
4) nope as mentioned redface:
5) redface:
6) in what way?
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Wimmins digusting/annoying habits:
1) Using tissues and tucking them away in "secret" places (up sleeves, down sides of chairs etc)
2) "Borrowing" my razor and then putting back in the cabinet without CHANGING THE F'ING BLADE!
3) "Colouring" their hair and leaving the remains in the plug hole
4) Pretending they never fart (Wenchy, as a self confessed farter, is excused this one)
5) Arguing with me when they KNOW I AM RIGHT
6) Most of the things they do to "beautify" themselves
I am sure the chaps will have some other ideas. eveilgrin:
1. Claiming I repeat myself all the time
2. Buying clothes they never wear then throw them away rather than take them to Oxfam.
3. Buying food nobody will eat then leaving it to fester in the fridge.
4. Throwing away food that we all eat because the 'best before' day was yesterday.
5. Losing my socks.
6. Changing my toothbrush as soon as I get the bristles comfortable.
7. Claiming I repeat myself all the time
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Wimmins digusting/annoying habits:
1) Using tissues and tucking them away in "secret" places (up sleeves, down sides of chairs etc)
2) "Borrowing" my razor and then putting back in the cabinet without CHANGING THE F'ING BLADE!
3) "Colouring" their hair and leaving the remains in the plug hole
4) Pretending they never fart (Wenchy, as a self confessed farter, is excused this one)
5) Arguing with me when they KNOW I AM RIGHT
6) Most of the things they do to "beautify" themselves
I am sure the chaps will have some other ideas. eveilgrin:
1) nope
2) nope
3) nope
4) nope as mentioned redface:
5) redface:
6) in what way?
Re 6) Lurve painted toe nails ~ hate the smell of the paint and hate even more the smell of the "remover"
Oil of Olay
"Vanishing" cream (if only)
Using the favourite perfume at the "wrong" time of the month (It makes it smell like cat's piss dear)
Just a few examples you understand.
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Putting tucked away tissues in the washing machine evil:
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Using 1000 words when 3 would suffice
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shutup: Not guilty.
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This thread is far too dangerous to contribute to now... scared2:
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Wimmins digusting/annoying habits:
5) Arguing with me when they KNOW I AM RIGHT
taking all the perfect men has got to be top of the list noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4703166.stm?lss (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4703166.stm?lss)
rubschin:
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4703166.stm?lss (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4703166.stm?lss)
rubschin:
"Sex uses every muscle group, gets the heart and lungs working hard, and burns about 300 calories an hour."
About 25 calories a session then. ;)
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4703166.stm?lss (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4703166.stm?lss)
rubschin:
"Sex uses every muscle group, gets the heart and lungs working hard, and burns about 300 calories an hour."
About 25 calories a session then. ;)
That much eeek:
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4703166.stm?lss (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4703166.stm?lss)
rubschin:
"Sex uses every muscle group, gets the heart and lungs working hard, and burns about 300 calories an hour."
About 25 calories a session then. ;)
worthy:
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4703166.stm?lss (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4703166.stm?lss)
rubschin:
"Sex uses every muscle group, gets the heart and lungs working hard, and burns about 300 calories an hour."
About 25 calories a session then. ;)
worthy:
lol: lol: lol:
i thought you'd be regaling us with your stories of trench foot Darwin... whistle:
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Wimmins digusting/annoying habits:
1) Using tissues and tucking them away in "secret" places (up sleeves, down sides of chairs etc)
2) "Borrowing" my razor and then putting back in the cabinet without CHANGING THE F'ING BLADE!
3) "Colouring" their hair and leaving the remains in the plug hole
4) Pretending they never fart (Wenchy, as a self confessed farter, is excused this one)
5) Arguing with me when they KNOW I AM RIGHT
6) Most of the things they do to "beautify" themselves
I am sure the chaps will have some other ideas. eveilgrin:
Occupying 30 cubic metres of the bathroom with smellies in phallic shaped bottles, having more bloody brushes than Michalengelo used to paint his ceiling and some very odd chrome things
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You have seen Mrs Nick's bathroom then eeek:
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She has her own bathroom eeek: eeek: eeek:
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She has her own bathroom eeek: eeek: eeek:
No.. men are normally guests in the family bathroom
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She has her own bathroom eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Yes, I can't get into it for all the shite she has in there noooo:
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She has her own bathroom eeek: eeek: eeek:
No.. men are normally guests in the family bathroom
Just passing through. .
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Deffo passing something, especially when she is in the bath eyes: