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Title: Wrongness
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2009, 05:58:14 PM: Fish
Feet (men's)
Goat
BM
Offroading
Big dishes
Baldness
Goats
Title: Re: Wrongness
Post by: GROWLER on February 22, 2009, 06:06:53 PM: Quote from: Nick on February 22, 2009, 05:58:14 PM
Fish
Feet (men's)
Goat
BM
Offroading
Big dishes
Baldness
Goats

WHAT!? noooo:
Title: Re: Wrongness
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 22, 2009, 06:15:36 PM: Quote from: Nick on February 22, 2009, 05:58:14 PM
Fish
Feet (men's)
Goat
BM
Offroading
Big dishes
Baldness
Goats

Are big jugs OK? ;)
Title: Re: Wrongness
Post by: GROWLER on February 22, 2009, 06:21:12 PM: You can add that TWO BLOODY UNBELIEVABLE THOUSAND POUND rug to the list. Angry9:
Title: Re: Wrongness
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2009, 06:38:01 PM: rubschin:
Title: Re: Wrongness
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2009, 08:26:55 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant on February 22, 2009, 06:15:36 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 22, 2009, 05:58:14 PM
Fish
Feet (men's)
Goat
BM
Offroading
Big dishes
Baldness
Goats

Are big jugs OK? ;)
Oh yes... cloud9:
Title: Re: Wrongness
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2009, 08:58:58 PM: So LL is a large lady?

Knocker-wise?
Title: Re: Wrongness
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2009, 08:59:44 PM: Quote from: Nick on February 22, 2009, 08:58:58 PM
So LL is a large lady?

Knocker-wise?
noooo:
Title: Re: Wrongness
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2009, 09:01:53 PM: happy100

LL
Title: Re: Wrongness
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 23, 2009, 08:23:45 AM: Add troublemakers to the list lol:
Title: Re: Wrongness
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2009, 08:28:52 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 23, 2009, 08:23:45 AM
Add troublemakers to the list lol:
A separate list just for Nick... evil:
Title: Re: Wrongness
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 23, 2009, 08:24:34 PM: garage doors falling on one's head noooo:
Title: Re: Wrongness
Post by: Nick on February 23, 2009, 08:31:57 PM: Aliens again or malfunction?
Title: Re: Wrongness
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 23, 2009, 08:38:38 PM: Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on February 23, 2009, 08:24:34 PM
garage doors falling on one's head noooo:

poor you

happy100
Title: Re: Wrongness
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2009, 08:40:38 PM: Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on February 23, 2009, 08:24:34 PM
garage doors falling on one's head noooo:
We don't have any garage doors... noooo:
Title: Re: Wrongness
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 23, 2009, 08:50:58 PM: Quote from: Nick on February 23, 2009, 08:31:57 PM
Aliens again or malfunction?
The wind.. blood, pain and expletives flying everywhere, and I gave it a good kicking!!!
Title: Re: Wrongness
Post by: Nick on February 23, 2009, 09:00:31 PM: Quote from: Barman on February 23, 2009, 08:40:38 PM
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on February 23, 2009, 08:24:34 PM
garage doors falling on one's head noooo:
We don't have any garage doors... noooo:

Smashed? Blown away? Stolen?
Title: Re: Wrongness
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2009, 07:03:36 AM: Quote from: Nick on February 23, 2009, 09:00:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 23, 2009, 08:40:38 PM
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on February 23, 2009, 08:24:34 PM
garage doors falling on one's head noooo:
We don't have any garage doors... noooo:

Smashed? Blown away? Stolen?
Building regulations...
Title: Re: Wrongness
Post by: Nick on February 24, 2009, 08:00:24 AM: So a garage is OK, but not doors. Yes?
Title: Re: Wrongness
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2009, 08:04:56 AM: Quote from: Nick on February 24, 2009, 08:00:24 AM
So a garage is OK, but not doors. Yes?
We-ell.... it depends... whistle:
Title: Re: Wrongness
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 24, 2009, 08:39:05 AM: You're being cryptic this morning.
Title: Re: Wrongness
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2009, 08:40:31 AM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 24, 2009, 08:39:05 AM
You're being cryptic this morning.
It is fun to get your own back on Nick for a change Uncle... whistle:
Title: Re: Wrongness
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 24, 2009, 08:42:35 AM: True.
Title: Re: Wrongness
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 24, 2009, 08:54:38 AM: Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on February 23, 2009, 08:50:58 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 23, 2009, 08:31:57 PM
Aliens again or malfunction?
The wind.. blood, pain and expletives flying everywhere, and I gave it a good kicking!!!

Aliens then..

They ought to put those probes through the dishwasher once in a while. noooo:
Title: Re: Wrongness
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 24, 2009, 08:36:20 PM: Did I mention that I had been abducted? I still have the anal probe to prove it
Title: Re: Wrongness
Post by: Nick on February 25, 2009, 08:49:52 AM: Do you keep it somewhere safe? And why do aliens always do that? rubschin: What are they hoping to find?
Title: Re: Wrongness
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2009, 08:52:03 AM: Quote from: Nick on February 25, 2009, 08:49:52 AM
Do you keep it somewhere safe? And why do aliens always do that? rubschin: What are they hoping to find?
Piles.
Title: Re: Wrongness
Post by: Nick on February 25, 2009, 08:53:20 AM: Mrs Nick has gone off to a funeral wearing her special funeral hat. She looks like Grandma in the Giles cartoons noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPqa4p10.jpg&hash=c5fc9a12ac43c3037d9ecda9d355ce6f6d1fa62c) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pqa4p10)
Title: Re: Wrongness
Post by: Snoopy on February 25, 2009, 10:07:02 AM: I'm going to tell her you said that whistle:
Title: Re: Wrongness
Post by: Nick on February 25, 2009, 10:16:26 AM: scared2:
Title: Re: Wrongness
Post by: Snoopy on February 25, 2009, 10:22:40 AM: Mrs Nick is my chum ~ she spoke warmly to me on the telephone when you were in hospital. cloud9:

Mind she wasn't sure who I was at first ~ but I got the disinct impression she wasn't sure who you were.
Title: Re: Wrongness
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 25, 2009, 11:50:30 AM: It wasn't Mrs Nick that put him in hospital was it scared2:
Title: Re: Wrongness
Post by: Snoopy on February 25, 2009, 12:34:10 PM: Nope!

Although she seemed to feel it was a missed opportunity. whistle:
Title: Re: Wrongness
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 25, 2009, 03:01:00 PM: Quote from: Nick on February 25, 2009, 08:49:52 AM
Do you keep it somewhere safe? And why do aliens always do that? rubschin: What are they hoping to find?
I am not sure Nick, but there was mention of assisting them with their breeding programme
Title: Re: Wrongness
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 25, 2009, 03:14:32 PM: Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on February 25, 2009, 03:01:00 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 25, 2009, 08:49:52 AM
Do you keep it somewhere safe? And why do aliens always do that? rubschin: What are they hoping to find?
I am not sure Nick, but there was mention of assisting them with their breeding programme
Quite so.

How would they manage to use a turkey baster without an opposed thumb?