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Title: OMG
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 25, 2009, 07:18:37 PM
Total time logged in: 1 days, 5 hours and 27 minutes.


I have just seen this at the top of the page, it feels sooo much longer than that.  Is the VP on a different time line, where time runs vverry verry sllowwly? scared2:

Is there a way back or am I trapped here for ever.

I am going to go and start digging a virtual tunnel but before I do I will begin whistling the theme tune to Colditz and you will have ear worms for all eternity Mwahhh haaa haaa

http://www.tv-timewarp.co.uk/midi_files/ExternalLinkFilter/Colditz_V1.mid
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Snoopy on February 25, 2009, 07:23:23 PM
How do you think I feel ~ 116 days, 1 hours and 10 minutes.  tunble: 
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 25, 2009, 07:30:30 PM
Total time logged in: 1 days, 5 hours and 27 minutes.

Is there a way back or am I trapped here for ever.

Nope thats it's now - you're doomed along with the rest of us  lol:
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Snoopy on February 25, 2009, 07:33:39 PM
Total time logged in: 1 days, 5 hours and 27 minutes.

Is there a way back or am I trapped here for ever.

Nope thats it's now - you're doomed along with the rest of us  lol:


I only popped in for a shandy ~ every time I go through a door to leave I find myself back in here again.
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 25, 2009, 07:36:05 PM
Total time logged in: 1 days, 5 hours and 27 minutes.

Is there a way back or am I trapped here for ever.

Nope thats it's now - you're doomed along with the rest of us  lol:


I only popped in for a shandy ~ every time I go through a door to leave I find myself back in here again.

"GroundDog Day"
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Snoopy on February 25, 2009, 07:39:15 PM
Total time logged in: 1 days, 5 hours and 27 minutes.

Is there a way back or am I trapped here for ever.

Nope thats it's now - you're doomed along with the rest of us  lol:


I only popped in for a shandy ~ every time I go through a door to leave I find myself back in here again.

"GroundDog Day"


I knew it reminded me of something and you are hitting the nail right upon my head (as an Asian work colleague once said)
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 25, 2009, 07:43:22 PM
How do you think I feel ~ 116 days, 1 hours and 10 minutes.  tunble: 


happy100

We could start tunnelling under your kennel
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 25, 2009, 07:46:12 PM
Total time logged in: 1 days, 5 hours and 27 minutes.

Is there a way back or am I trapped here for ever.

Nope thats it's now - you're doomed along with the rest of us  lol:
#
Ah well, on the up side there are worse places to be and the wrinkles will take longer to develop ;D
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 25, 2009, 07:51:25 PM
How do you think I feel ~ 116 days, 1 hours and 10 minutes.  tunble: 


happy100

We could start tunnelling under your kennel

Be careful .....any movement under his belly could cause all sorts of disruption  ;)
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Nick on February 25, 2009, 07:51:45 PM
I have Vaseline  razz:
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Snoopy on February 25, 2009, 07:51:59 PM
How do you think I feel ~ 116 days, 1 hours and 10 minutes.  tunble: 


happy100

We could start tunnelling under your kennel

Be careful .....any movement under his belly could cause all sorts of disruption  ;)

 evil:
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 25, 2009, 08:02:28 PM
How do you think I feel ~ 116 days, 1 hours and 10 minutes.  tunble: 


happy100

We could start tunnelling under your kennel

Be careful .....any movement under his belly could cause all sorts of disruption  ;)

 evil:


It's OK especially as you have four legs that's four lot's of soil down your trousers and your belly can be left well alone. Prolly best that it is Infact. If we disguise you as a goat you can deposit said soil in BM's swimming pool and no one will be any the wiser. ;)

Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 25, 2009, 08:05:02 PM
I have Vaseline  razz:

Most excellent this will be of great help when trying to grease the make shift rails for the little trolley thing any body got any rope or should I go and plait a few ageing army officers together?



Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Pastis on February 25, 2009, 08:05:44 PM
As the shandy of time meets the revolving door of destiny ...   whistle:
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 25, 2009, 08:09:08 PM
As the shandy of time meets the revolving door of destiny ...   whistle:

 lol: How I miss that programme.

Note to self...Go and find radio 7
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Pastis on February 25, 2009, 08:13:14 PM
Heard on Today this morning (R4) they intend to resurrect it. Barry Cryer and Rob Bryden (sp?) interviewed.

Not sure if it's a good idea  rubschin:  Tickets on sale imminently; I might even go for some.


Eh voila!  Linky

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/comedy/clue.shtml
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Snoopy on February 25, 2009, 08:15:28 PM
It's coming back to Radio Four in June. 1st Episode is being recorded in April.
3 alternating Chairmen to replace Humph.
Stephen Fry, Jack Dee and Rob Brydon

Otherwise the panel will be the same.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/comedy/clue.shtml


Hooooooray!
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Pastis on February 25, 2009, 08:19:21 PM
Tickets on sale Tuesday 3rd March for the first one ... tempted  rubschin:
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Nick on February 25, 2009, 08:19:44 PM
How do you think I feel ~ 116 days, 1 hours and 10 minutes.  tunble: 


happy100

We could start tunnelling under your kennel

Be careful .....any movement under his belly could cause all sorts of disruption  ;)

 evil:


It's OK especially as you have four legs that's four lot's of soil down your trousers and your belly can be left well alone. Prolly best that it is Infact. If we disguise you as a goat you can deposit said soil in BM's swimming pool and no one will be any the wiser. ;)



Eh?
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 25, 2009, 08:55:13 PM
Tickets on sale Tuesday 3rd March for the first one ... tempted  rubschin:

Block booking?
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 25, 2009, 08:57:34 PM
How do you think I feel ~ 116 days, 1 hours and 10 minutes.  tunble: 


happy100

We could start tunnelling under your kennel

Be careful .....any movement under his belly could cause all sorts of disruption  ;)

 evil:


It's OK especially as you have four legs that's four lot's of soil down your trousers and your belly can be left well alone. Prolly best that it is Infact. If we disguise you as a goat you can deposit said soil in BM's swimming pool and no one will be any the wiser. ;)



Eh?

I'm sure that I read on here somewhere that BM not only eats sleeps and talks goats he also has them snorkeling in his swimming pool, or was that just a bad dream?
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2009, 09:00:24 PM
How do you think I feel ~ 116 days, 1 hours and 10 minutes.  tunble: 


happy100

We could start tunnelling under your kennel

Be careful .....any movement under his belly could cause all sorts of disruption  ;)

 evil:


It's OK especially as you have four legs that's four lot's of soil down your trousers and your belly can be left well alone. Prolly best that it is Infact. If we disguise you as a goat you can deposit said soil in BM's swimming pool and no one will be any the wiser. ;)



Eh?

I'm sure that I read on here somewhere that BM not only eats sleeps and talks goats he also has them snorkeling in his swimming pool, or was that just a bad dream?
noooo:
Bad shit...
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Snoopy on February 25, 2009, 09:02:59 PM
How do you think I feel ~ 116 days, 1 hours and 10 minutes.  tunble: 


happy100

We could start tunnelling under your kennel

Be careful .....any movement under his belly could cause all sorts of disruption  ;)

 evil:


It's OK especially as you have four legs that's four lot's of soil down your trousers and your belly can be left well alone. Prolly best that it is Infact. If we disguise you as a goat you can deposit said soil in BM's swimming pool and no one will be any the wiser. ;)



Eh?

I'm sure that I read on here somewhere that BM not only eats sleeps and talks goats he also has them snorkeling in his swimming pool, or was that just a bad dream?

Not a bad dream ~ perhaps a bad trip (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-cool10.gif&hash=db3cdd9b0d382ff63d57ccd9a2a8cf5ade13adb7)
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 25, 2009, 09:36:09 PM
We need a cunning plant to get the fk out of here
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 25, 2009, 10:32:48 PM
We need a cunning plant to get the fk out of here

I have a scheme involving lots of empty Talisker bottles.

I am working on it now.
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 26, 2009, 08:01:05 AM
We need a cunning plant to get the fk out of here
I have a scheme involving lots of empty Talisker bottles.
I am working on it now.

This isn't going to involve the VP's touring band and their remix of Tubular Bells is it  eeek:

Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 26, 2009, 08:53:55 AM
We need a cunning plant to get the fk out of here
I have a scheme involving lots of empty Talisker bottles.
I am working on it now.

This isn't going to involve the VP's touring band and their remix of Tubular Bells is it  eeek:





Noooooooooooooooooo not Tubular Bells. scared2: :lalalala  More nightmares, thanks Miss D
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2009, 08:57:34 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEnYJzU9qcM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEnYJzU9qcM)

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 26, 2009, 09:02:11 AM
Noooooooooooooooooo not Tubular Bells. scared2: :lalalala  More nightmares, thanks Miss D

Morning  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 26, 2009, 09:08:39 AM
Thanks to you two I am now in shock and have been deeply traumatised, I feel in need of therapy, not to mention a darkened room which will allow me to recover my sensibilities and it was going to be such a good day evil:
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 26, 2009, 09:10:54 AM
Moi  confused2:

 angel1 angel1 angel1


Most hated song of all time has to be  evil:

I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight
I've never seen you shine so bright
I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance
They're looking for a little romance, given half a chance
I have never seen that dress you're wearing
Or the highlights in your head that catch your eyes I have been blind
The lady in red is dancing with me cheek to cheek
There's nobody here, it's just you and me, It's where I wanna be
But I hardly know this beauty by my side
I'll never for get, the way you look tonight

I've never seen you looking so gorgeous as you did tonight
I've never seen you shine so bright you were amazing
I've never seen so many people want to be there by your side
And when you turned to me and smiled, It took my breath away
I have never had such a feeling
Such a feeling of complete and utter love, as I do tonight

The way you look tonight
I never will forget, the way you look tonight
The lady in red
The lady in red
The lady in red
aaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2009, 09:16:17 AM
Thanks to you two I am now in shock and have been deeply traumatised, I feel in need of therapy, not to mention a darkened room which will allow me to recover my sensibilities and it was going to be such a good day evil:
Of course...  char048
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 26, 2009, 09:19:30 AM
Thanks to you two I am now in shock and have been deeply traumatised, I feel in need of therapy, not to mention a darkened room which will allow me to recover my sensibilities and it was going to be such a good day evil:
Of course...  char048

It was too. angry041:
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 26, 2009, 09:21:43 AM
Moi  confused2:

 angel1 angel1 angel1


Most hated song of all time has to be  evil:

I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight
I've never seen you shine so bright
I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance
They're looking for a little romance, given half a chance
I have never seen that dress you're wearing
Or the highlights in your head that catch your eyes I have been blind
The lady in red is dancing with me cheek to cheek
There's nobody here, it's just you and me, It's where I wanna be
But I hardly know this beauty by my side
I'll never for get, the way you look tonight

I've never seen you looking so gorgeous as you did tonight
I've never seen you shine so bright you were amazing
I've never seen so many people want to be there by your side
And when you turned to me and smiled, It took my breath away
I have never had such a feeling
Such a feeling of complete and utter love, as I do tonight

The way you look tonight
I never will forget, the way you look tonight
The lady in red
The lady in red
The lady in red
aaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


As for this I agree Miss D bloody awful and sung by a fugly
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 26, 2009, 09:23:51 AM
That and that awful Power of love song by Jennifer Rush.

How I hate em  evil: evil: evil:
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2009, 09:24:30 AM
Moi  confused2:

 angel1 angel1 angel1


Most hated song of all time has to be  evil:

I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight
I've never seen you shine so bright
I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance
They're looking for a little romance, given half a chance
I have never seen that dress you're wearing
Or the highlights in your head that catch your eyes I have been blind
The lady in red is dancing with me cheek to cheek
There's nobody here, it's just you and me, It's where I wanna be
But I hardly know this beauty by my side
I'll never for get, the way you look tonight

I've never seen you looking so gorgeous as you did tonight
I've never seen you shine so bright you were amazing
I've never seen so many people want to be there by your side
And when you turned to me and smiled, It took my breath away
I have never had such a feeling
Such a feeling of complete and utter love, as I do tonight

The way you look tonight
I never will forget, the way you look tonight
The lady in red
The lady in red
The lady in red
aaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


As for this I agree Miss D bloody awful and sung by a fugly
I met him at Monaco many years ago - he asked me to hold his cake*.

He is only about two feet tall....  noooo:












* Not a euphemism. 
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 26, 2009, 09:27:34 AM
Were those in your Waiter days  rubschin:
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 26, 2009, 09:27:58 AM
Moi  confused2:

 angel1 angel1 angel1


Most hated song of all time has to be  evil:

I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight
I've never seen you shine so bright
I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance
They're looking for a little romance, given half a chance
I have never seen that dress you're wearing
Or the highlights in your head that catch your eyes I have been blind
The lady in red is dancing with me cheek to cheek
There's nobody here, it's just you and me, It's where I wanna be
But I hardly know this beauty by my side
I'll never for get, the way you look tonight

I've never seen you looking so gorgeous as you did tonight
I've never seen you shine so bright you were amazing
I've never seen so many people want to be there by your side
And when you turned to me and smiled, It took my breath away
I have never had such a feeling
Such a feeling of complete and utter love, as I do tonight

The way you look tonight
I never will forget, the way you look tonight
The lady in red
The lady in red
The lady in red
aaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


As for this I agree Miss D bloody awful and sung by a fugly
I met him at Monaco many years ago - he asked me to hold his cake*.

He is only about two feet tall....  noooo:












* Not a euphemism. 





Crumbs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! redface:












Well, someone had to say it.................



Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2009, 09:51:16 AM
Moi  confused2:

 angel1 angel1 angel1


Most hated song of all time has to be  evil:

I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight
I've never seen you shine so bright
I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance
They're looking for a little romance, given half a chance
I have never seen that dress you're wearing
Or the highlights in your head that catch your eyes I have been blind
The lady in red is dancing with me cheek to cheek
There's nobody here, it's just you and me, It's where I wanna be
But I hardly know this beauty by my side
I'll never for get, the way you look tonight

I've never seen you looking so gorgeous as you did tonight
I've never seen you shine so bright you were amazing
I've never seen so many people want to be there by your side
And when you turned to me and smiled, It took my breath away
I have never had such a feeling
Such a feeling of complete and utter love, as I do tonight

The way you look tonight
I never will forget, the way you look tonight
The lady in red
The lady in red
The lady in red
aaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


As for this I agree Miss D bloody awful and sung by a fugly
I met him at Monaco many years ago - he asked me to hold his cake*.

He is only about two feet tall....  noooo:












* Not a euphemism. 





Crumbs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! redface:












Well, someone had to say it.................




Did they tho...?  noooo:
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 26, 2009, 10:54:25 AM
Moi  confused2:

 angel1 angel1 angel1


Most hated song of all time has to be  evil:

I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight
I've never seen you shine so bright
I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance
They're looking for a little romance, given half a chance
I have never seen that dress you're wearing
Or the highlights in your head that catch your eyes I have been blind
The lady in red is dancing with me cheek to cheek
There's nobody here, it's just you and me, It's where I wanna be
But I hardly know this beauty by my side
I'll never for get, the way you look tonight

I've never seen you looking so gorgeous as you did tonight
I've never seen you shine so bright you were amazing
I've never seen so many people want to be there by your side
And when you turned to me and smiled, It took my breath away
I have never had such a feeling
Such a feeling of complete and utter love, as I do tonight

The way you look tonight
I never will forget, the way you look tonight
The lady in red
The lady in red
The lady in red
aaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Not the monobrowed purveyor of ultimate filth!!!  :lalalala
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2009, 10:57:03 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHNfRV0OtPo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHNfRV0OtPo)

 noooo:
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2009, 11:04:39 AM
I loathe that ridiculous record...  noooo:
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2009, 11:08:22 AM
The Boy is still refining his rendition of this. He now sings it too  noooo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykRZbOb1c5c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykRZbOb1c5c)
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2009, 11:09:39 AM
 :lalalala
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 26, 2009, 11:13:06 AM
Thanks to getting Fallout 3 for Christmas I've had this as an earworm since. On the bright side I don't mind the song that much.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C60iYHFE2pI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C60iYHFE2pI)
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 26, 2009, 05:01:11 PM
Thanks to you two I am now in shock and have been deeply traumatised, I feel in need of therapy, not to mention a darkened room which will allow me to recover my sensibilities and it was going to be such a good day evil:
How about a  rubdown with an oily rag from an old soldier my dear eh? whistle:
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 26, 2009, 05:02:40 PM
Not that old then eh  ;)
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 26, 2009, 05:06:21 PM
When we get that old it'll be time to go.  eeek:
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 26, 2009, 05:07:19 PM
Not that old then eh  ;)
I am available for coach parties and group bookings, my "rub my magic helmet" trick is the talk of the WI and Age Concern
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2009, 05:07:49 PM
Not that old then eh  ;)
I am available for coach parties and group bookings, my "rub my magic helmet" trick is the talk of the WI and Age Concern
eeek:
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 26, 2009, 05:09:46 PM
Not that old then eh  ;)
I am available for coach parties and group bookings, my "rub my magic helmet" trick is the talk of the WI and Age Concern

Age concern smell funny, all of them, without exception.
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 26, 2009, 05:14:09 PM
Not that old then eh  ;)
I am available for coach parties and group bookings, my "rub my magic helmet" trick is the talk of the WI and Age Concern

Do you get 3 wishes with that  rubschin:
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2009, 05:16:50 PM
Not that old then eh  ;)
I am available for coach parties and group bookings, my "rub my magic helmet" trick is the talk of the WI and Age Concern

Do you get 3 wishes with that  rubschin:
1) I wish I hadn't rubbed this  noooo:
2) I wish I hadn't rubbed this  noooo:
3) I wish I hadn't rubbed this  noooo:
 
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2009, 06:41:20 PM
BM is on form. It must be the sausage overdose
Title: Re: OMG
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 26, 2009, 07:33:56 PM
Not that old then eh  ;)
I am available for coach parties and group bookings, my "rub my magic helmet" trick is the talk of the WI and Age Concern

Do you get 3 wishes with that  rubschin:
1) I wish I hadn't rubbed this  noooo:
2) I wish I hadn't rubbed this  noooo:
3) I wish I hadn't rubbed this  noooo:
 
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