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Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on February 25, 2009, 08:02:37 PM

Title: Pub Religion
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 25, 2009, 08:02:37 PM
Ok congregation, put your hands together and repeat after me...

Our lager, which art in barrels, hollowed be thy drink.
I will be drunk, at home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer. the bitter and the lager
Forever and ever, Barmen.
Title: Re: Pub Religion
Post by: Pastis on February 25, 2009, 08:07:00 PM
 drumroll:


 happ096


Title: Re: Pub Religion
Post by: Nick on February 25, 2009, 08:20:17 PM
Is everyone pissed?  noooo:
Title: Re: Pub Religion
Post by: Pastis on February 25, 2009, 08:26:04 PM
Nope. Are you?

Anyhoo ... just about to partake of some pork, sans cidre, in fact Char Sui stylee  cloud9:
Title: Re: Pub Religion
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2009, 09:01:09 PM
Is everyone pissed?  noooo:
I am...  surrender:
Title: Re: Pub Religion
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 25, 2009, 09:06:17 PM
Must be a day of the week then  lol:
Title: Re: Pub Religion
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2009, 09:10:32 PM
Pisseday... follows Tuesday and precedes Thursday... prollly like....  confused:
Title: Re: Pub Religion
Post by: Nick on March 02, 2009, 02:58:50 PM
We should get Welsh people in here, like, to make us miserable during Lent