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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on February 27, 2009, 08:46:50 PM
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Plod stake out the village
My mate done for driving over the limit noooo:
Wife comes round and says he is dead meat scared2:
Spare bed made up noooo:
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Wife comes round and says he is dead meat scared2:
Spare bed made up noooo:
For the wife eeek:
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Have they nothing better to do? eeek:
Send 'em down 'ere to catch da gangstas, innit!
See also: bankers, pimps, dealers, fraudsters, politicians etc
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Well he turned up here at 3.30 eeek:
He is now in the spare room. I have just bought him a toothbrush. noooo:
He sent a text to his son earlier (age 10) who replied 'Mum is not happy with u' scared2:
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You have now officially set up a refuge for drink drivers eeek:
You can apply for charitable status but will need to organise some therapy and repentive activities for your members - Nick's 12 steps to self destruction lol:
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His wife has just turned up and left a suitcase on our doorstep eeek:
It seems we have a lodger noooo:
He is crying on Mrs Nick's shoulder
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You have now officially set up a refuge for drink drivers eeek:
You can apply for charitable status but will need to organise some therapy and repentitive activities for your members - Nick's 12 steps to self destruction lol:
Alternatively, open a bar in your lounge on the new rug like....
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His wife has just turned up and left a suitcase on our doorstep eeek:
It seems we have a lodger noooo:
He is crying on Mrs Nick's shoulder
You know it will be all your fault don't you !!!
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I imagine so noooo:
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Update: it's like having a ghost in the house. Poor chap is in a shocking state. The Judge is popping later for a consultation noooo:
Update 2: He has asked Mrs Nick to act as an intermediary eeek:
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Update: it's like having a ghost in the house. Poor chap is in a shocking state. The Judge is popping later for a consultation noooo:
Update 2: He has asked Mrs Nick to act as an intermediary eeek:
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Between who, the wife and he the judge and he or both?
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Update: it's like having a ghost in the house. Poor chap is in a shocking state. The Judge is popping later for a consultation noooo:
Update 2: He has asked Mrs Nick to act as an intermediary eeek:
Is that his wife confused2:
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My comments are all in a PM. evil:
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Between who, the wife and he the judge and he or both?
It is getting like a Peter Greenaway film isn't it noooo:
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Update: Mrs Nick went round to see The Wife, but she is not there noooo:
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Has she moved already eeek: eeek: eeek:
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I fear she has changed the locks!! eeek:
He may be with us for sometime noooo:
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I fear she has changed the locks!! eeek:
He may be with us for sometime noooo:
Still, plenty of bananas to keep him going while he is there... whistle:
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I am teaching him to cook a bit later. He is hopeless in the kitchen so we are therapeutically making a pie and cake for tea.
Anyhoo, he may have to start fending for himself soon noooo:
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I am teaching him to cook a bit later. He is hopeless in the kitchen so we are therapeutically making a pie and cake for tea.
Anyhoo, he may have to start fending for himself soon noooo:
Not a Steak and Ale pie though noooo:
It's like a whole new series of Men Behaving Badly lol:
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I am teaching him to cook a bit later. He is hopeless in the kitchen so we are therapeutically making a pie and cake for tea.
Anyhoo, he may have to start fending for himself soon noooo:
Not a Steak and Ale pie though noooo:
It's like a whole new series of Men Behaving Badly lol:
Or the Odd Couple... whistle:
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He wandered down to the pub earlier, but Mrs Nick gave him one of her looks ( scared2:) and he stuck to fruit juice
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Have you not briefed him on the rules of the house yet eeek:
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All disciplinary matters are left to Mrs Nick. She excels at it noooo:
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If his wife is out and has changed the locks or not he should nip round and get into the house. Possession is nine tenths of the law. whistle:
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Mrs Nick reports back that she is in a 'dangerous' mood scared2:
I have made him make a cake!! (For us to eat)
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Mrs Nick reports back that she is in a 'dangerous' mood scared2:
I have made him make a cake!! (For us to eat)
Well at least she has had the good grace to give you an early warning.
You must now do absolutely nothing to upset her - good luck lol:
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She is nothing to do with me!!
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Plod stake out the village
My mate done for driving over the limit noooo:
Wife comes round and says he is dead meat scared2:
Spare bed made up noooo:
It seems to be catching
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Update number ??? (can't be arsed to look back through the thread )
Has contact with the wife been made ?
Did mate manage to get a good nights sleep or did his conscience bother him all night?
Did Mrs Nick manage to offload some of her dangerous mood?
Did humble pie reduce any of the EU stockpiles of banana's , figs and mushrooms?
All this in today's episode of Nickenders lol:
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Update number ??? (can't be arsed to look back through the thread )
Has contact with the wife been made ?
Did mate manage to get a good nights sleep or did his conscience bother him all night?
Did Mrs Nick manage to offload some of her dangerous mood?
Did humble pie reduce any of the EU stockpiles of banana's , figs and mushrooms?
All this in today's episode of Nickenders lol:
And was the rug comfortable... we should be told.... rubschin:
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It wasn't Mrs Nick's dangerous mood, it was The Wife's!! Banghead
He has gone out (early) but all his stuff is still here. He intends, he claims, to go home today. whistle:
We shall see how that goes noooo:
The Plod is deffo targetting the village. They were cruising about all last evening and got, we think, two more!! noooo:
Update: he has just arrived back carrying a large bunch of flowers and a card for The Wife. Expect a day of serious grovelling
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The Plod is deffo targetting the village. They were cruising about all last evening and got, we think, two more!! noooo:
Sounds to me like thay need to. rubschin:
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You are quite right. Odd thing is that when the attack which has led to the murder investigation was reported the police took three hours to arrive!! Priorities?
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Different division perhaps?
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Local police station is a mile away. Driving over the limit? Instant response. Assault and GBH? Pass the doughnuts
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Update: he has just arrived back carrying a large bunch of flowers and a card for The Wife. Expect a day of serious grovelling
Oh dear - don't think that is wise noooo:
If she is that mad the flowers are likely to be thrown in his face and the card torn to shreds - adding fuel to the flames of fury and he will be back at yours tonight.
But hey - she might be reasonable happy001 happy001 happy001
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He has gone round to leave them on the doorstep scared2:. I must go and put the coffee on ::)
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The Plod is deffo targetting the village. They were cruising about all last evening and got, we think, two more!! noooo:
Sounds to me like thay need to. rubschin:
That depends IMHO.... rubschin:
Were these 'two more' spotted driving erratically, crashing their cars, unable to control their vehicles and a danger to the public...?
Or were they 'trapped' like Nick and found to be over and arbitrary alcohol limit which bears no relationship to their ability to control a motor vehicle...?
I'd suspect the latter... noooo:
Well done plod, two more members of the public given criminal records and two more successful numbers on the crime figures...
Meanwhile real crime spirals out of control....
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Update: he has just arrived back carrying a large bunch of flowers and a card for The Wife. Expect a day of serious grovelling
Village full of nutters and mice. ::)
It needs patrolling by men from Rentokil in white coats, never mind the plod. noooo:
Tell him to tell his wife to fuck off, unsuportive miserable bloody cow....and tell him he's a soft shite from me. cussing:
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Without wishing to make any excuses I can see the whole length of the main road from my house. The Plod are up and down here each evening taking car numbers. Then they lie in wait.
We had the Serious Incident Squad doing door to door here yesterday. 'Did you see anything suspicious on the evening of November 14th?' (This for 'the murder') Good grief!!
My neighbour tells me that he called the police at 1.00 a.m. one Friday to sort out a load of youths shouting and fighting outside his house. The police came - at 10 the next morning noooo:
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Village full of nutters and mice. ::)
It needs patrolling by men from Rentokil in white coats, never mind the plod. noooo:
Tell him to tell his wife to fuck off, unsuportive miserable bloody cow....and tell him he's a soft shite from me. cussing:
Good to see you back cloud9: - you have been missed lol:
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Village full of nutters and mice. ::)
It needs patrolling by men from Rentokil in white coats, never mind the plod. noooo:
Tell him to tell his wife to fuck off, unsuportive miserable bloody cow....and tell him he's a soft shite from me. cussing:
Good to see you back cloud9: - you have been missed lol:
Thank you MD. I've been in hossy having an internal fire put out. ::)
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HOSPITAL??? eeek:
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HOSPITAL??? eeek:
Yes. Bladder replacement dept.
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Update: he has just arrived back carrying a large bunch of flowers and a card for The Wife. Expect a day of serious grovelling
Village full of nutters and mice. ::)
It needs patrolling by men from Rentokil in white coats, never mind the plod. noooo:
Tell him to tell his wife to fuck off, unsuportive miserable bloody cow....and tell him he's a soft shite from me. cussing:
A new refreshingingly tolerant Growler.
Welcome back! lol:
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HOSPITAL??? eeek:
Yes. Bladder replacement dept.
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HOSPITAL??? eeek:
Yes. Bladder replacement dept.
Well glad it was successful 8) 8) 8)
Now gently does it eh ...ease yourself back in slowly ;)
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Local police station is a mile away. Driving over the limit? Instant response. Assault and GBH? Pass the doughnuts
Not making excuses for the police but the newspaper articles seem to indicate that the chap didn't dial 999 bit just 'reported' the incident later.
TBH I cannot see how a murder charge will stick even if they find someone to prosecute.
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Well about a three month interval between attack and death makes it manslaughter at worst.
The Lodger is now cleaning our oven rubschin:
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Cleaning the oven? He must be in a bad way. eeek:
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He foolishly offered to help out and Mrs Nick pounced lol:
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The Lodger is now cleaning our oven rubschin:
eeek: A gas oven...? eeek:
Are you sure he is cleaning it...? scared2:
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eeek:
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Tell him to tell his wife to fuck off, unsuportive miserable bloody cow....and tell him he's a soft shite from me. cussing:
I broadly agree.
If the marriage is bad enough that she will not stand by him when he makes a stupid mistake, he is probably better off out of it.
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Well it seems negotiations have been opened noooo:
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This situation does seem ludicrous noooo:
Is his wife so perfect that she has never made a mistake in her life - or is this something that your mate has a history of and this is the last straw so to speak rubschin:
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She claims it's the last straw, but she is rather hot tempered. And yes it is ludicrous and exhausting. I have lost the plot a bit, but I think she is currently dictating terms scared2:
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I have lost the plot a bit
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Well it has been a bit of funny weekend!! He has gone out now, but expects to be back later and here overnight, and maybe for a bit longer, or maybe not. Perhaps he has to find a place to rent. Maybe not. I dunno! shrugs:
At least I have a live in taxi driver now lol:
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Can he also do on-line shopping, if thats the case you're onto a winner lol:
Bizarre situation though noooo:
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She claims it's the last straw, but she is rather hot tempered. And yes it is ludicrous and exhausting. I have lost the plot a bit, but I think she is currently dictating terms scared2:
Be afraid be very afraid it wasn't it the last straw that broke the camels back scared2:
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He may be allowed back into his own spare room later tonight. We await a call from The Wife scared2:
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We should get him on here... we could start a club like... whistle:
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He is helping mrs Nick now with the curried Cottage PIE, like eeek:
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He is helping mrs Nick now with the curried Cottage PIE, like eeek:
Let Mrs. Nick do that - get him on the keyboard!
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He is helping mrs Nick now with the curried Cottage PIE, like eeek:
eeek: Curried cottage pie. noooo:
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He is helping mrs Nick now with the curried Cottage PIE, like eeek:
eeek: Curried cottage pie. noooo:
Agreed. Burnt perhaps, but NOT curried shocked003
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We should get him on here... we could start a club like... whistle:
Sounds good! Will there be a T shirt?
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It is going to be another disaster noooo:
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We should get him on here... we could start a club like... whistle:
Sounds good! Will there be a T shirt?
What would your T Shirt say to describe you GOS rubschin:
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mmmm rubschin: Bon vivant, World traveller, soldier of fortune, casual hero,philospher and all round good egg.
Wars fought
Revolutions started
Uprisings quelled
bars emptied
Virgins converted
Orgies Organised
Avalable now for supermarket openings and bar mhitzvas
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It is going to be another disaster noooo:
The cottage pie or the relationship? I think we should be told...
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mmmm rubschin: Bon vivant, World traveller, soldier of fortune, casual hero,philospher and all round good egg.
Wars fought
Revolutions started
Uprisings quelled
bars emptied
Virgins converted
Orgies Organised
Avalable now for supermarket openings and bar mhiztvas
So we'll need to get you an extra large T Shirt I presume - anything you want on the back lol:
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mmmmm rubschin: " I'm with her"
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It is going to be another disaster noooo:
The cottage pie or the relationship? I think we should be told...
Well it is going to be yuckster. And the Lodger is having curried cottage pie just before he trails home to try to explain to his angry wife that he is all right really. He will then puke or something noooo:
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At least I have a live in taxi driver now lol:
Not for long, if he has provided a PBT noooo:
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He goes to court at the end of March. I have a driver till then spider:
Nice car too. Pity he'll have to get rid of it noooo:
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Oh well, if his wife doesn't drive, no wonder she's up in arms
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She has her own car
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Talking of cars, someone's scraped my off side front wing evil: evil: evil: evil:
I think I know who the culprit is .... eveilgrin:
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Talking of cars, someone's scraped my off side front wing evil: evil: evil: evil:
I think I know who the culprit is .... eveilgrin:
A woman...? whistle:
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Talking of cars, someone's scraped my off side front wing evil: evil: evil: evil:
I think I know who the culprit is .... eveilgrin:
Was it because you didn't have a bunny rabbit she could boil rubschin:
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Talking of cars, someone's scraped my off side front wing evil: evil: evil: evil:
I think I know who the culprit is .... eveilgrin:
NOT ME, GUV!
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I think it might be a neighbour... I'm trying to think it through, possible damage caused by him (note HIM) reversing into the space alongside mine...
Paint flecks on the tarmac ... 8) damage to the rear wing of his motor... rubschin: If he doesn't 'fess up in the next few hours I might have to go along and, cautiously come out with the words J'accuse...
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I think it might be a neighbour... I'm trying to think it through, possible damage caused by him (note HIM) reversing into the space alongside mine...
Paint flecks on the tarmac ... 8) damage to the rear wing of his motor... rubschin: If he doesn't 'fess up in the next few hours I might have to go along and, cautiously come out with the words J'accuse...
8)
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He has gone home! happy088
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The Nick's weekend retreat has now been established....
What with your boys weekend at home the other weekend, this weekends events - is it Mrs Nicks turn to have the girls round next weekend rubschin:
Poor chap - somehow I think he is going to be getting a hard time for a while longer noooo:
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He is a friend, so we could not turn him away. But 2 days of him wandering about the house and occasionally bursting into tears has a been a bit hard to handle. We have not, I am sure, heard the end of this. noooo:
And Mrs Nick is off to see the Colonel again soon spider: so I am having a gerls weekend, like
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He is a friend, so we could not turn him away. But 2 days of him wandering about the house and occasionally bursting into tears has a been a bit hard to handle. We have not, I am sure, heard the end of this. noooo:
And Mrs Nick is off to see the Colonel again soon spider: so I am having a gerls weekend, like
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Beats curried shepherd anyway
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He has gone home! happy088
He'll be back, mark my werds.
Mice of feather stick together...or summat like that. rubschin:
Did you say he's a taxi driver? eeek:
No bloody wonder his missus has seen her arse.
Another one of Gordos great unwashed about to join his exclusive club of poverty then ey?
Does missus tolerant forgiving angel narky arse werk by any chance?
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She claims it's the last straw, but she is rather hot tempered. And yes it is ludicrous and exhausting. I have lost the plot a bit, but I think she is currently dictating terms scared2:
Is she now? Would he like ME to come over and have a werd with her like?
I can be most diplomatic in times of need. evil:
I'll even bring a freshly cut bunch of nettles for her, wrapped up in my finest of rusty barbed wire.
HOW, bloody pray to the Lord, is her ranting and raging, and kicking him out going to solve any problems, useless bloody munter she obviously is.
I need to see her. Angry9: I have fire developing in my belly. Angry9:
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She claims it's the last straw, but she is rather hot tempered. And yes it is ludicrous and exhausting. I have lost the plot a bit, but I think she is currently dictating terms scared2:
Is she now? Would he like ME to come over and have a werd with her like?
I can be most diplomatic in times of need. evil:
I'll even bring a freshly cut bunch of nettles for her, wrapped up in my finest of rusty barbed wire.
HOW, bloody pray to the Lord, is her ranting and raging, and kicking him out going to solve any problems, useless bloody munter she obviously is.
I need to see her. Angry9: I have fire developing in my belly. Angry9:
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He has gone home! happy088
He'll be back, mark my werds.
Mice of feather stick together...or summat like that. rubschin:
Did you say he's a taxi driver? eeek:
No bloody wonder his missus has seen her arse.
Another one of Gordos great unwashed about to join his exclusive club of poverty then ey?
Does missus tolerant forgiving angel narky arse werk by any chance?
No, he is not a taxi driver (except unofficially). They both werk in finance
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Oh dear, I have just found radio 7. Currently listening to 'The Goons' you will get no sense out of me for the duration.....Sooo no change there then. redface:
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Oh dear, I have just found radio 7. Currently listening to 'The Goons' you will get no sense out of me for the duration.....Sooo no change there then. redface:
Wimmin ey? Shrugs:
Most unpredictable, and always going off on a tangent. confused:
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It does seem to be developing into a theme rubschin:
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They both werk in finance
Ocean ????
Hope she's not in direct contact with customers - she's hardly the listening sort noooo:
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I don't think that to work for 'Ocean' you need to listen, just sign them up and take their money. confused:
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No, a posher type ::)
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Was this geezer REALLY crying yesterday, i mean REALLY crying in a sobbing type of way...with tears like? eeek:
Almost unbelievable that a wumman can reduce a man mouse to that, really staggering.
I need to meet her.
ARRANGE IT. Angry9:
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They have a 10 year old. He was upset about that
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They have a 10 year old. He was upset about that
He's upset he's got a 10 year old? confused:
I'm upset I've got 34, 16 and 15 yr olds, but I don't burst into tears about it.
Tell him to gerra grip of himself, or i'll be 'round to knock some sense into him, friggin' whimpering pup. Banghead
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I may be hearing from him later. He is off to see a solicitor today. We shall await developments
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Was this geezer REALLY crying yesterday, i mean REALLY crying in a sobbing type of way...with tears like? eeek:
Almost unbelievable that a wumman can reduce a man mouse to that, really staggering.
He had probably just stubbed his toe - after all men don't have their tear ducts connected to their emotions - it's a biological fact lol: lol: lol:
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I may be hearing from him later. He is off to see a solicitor today. We shall await developments
Divorce?
Sounds like a good plan to me. happ096
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No, about the DD thingy noooo:
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Was this geezer REALLY crying yesterday, i mean REALLY crying in a sobbing type of way...with tears like? eeek:
Almost unbelievable that a wumman can reduce a man mouse to that, really staggering.
He had probably just stubbed his toe - after all men don't have their tear ducts connected to their emotions - it's a biological fact lol: lol: lol:
EXCUSE ME? eeek:
Errrrrrrrr, shall you and I walk back to a certain thread that has to remain unmentionable from just over a week ago. rubschin:
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No, about the DD thingy noooo:
Oh. What a pity. I thought he's suddenly seen sense, judging by her totally iunreasonable behaviour, based on the evidence that YOU'VE supplied so far.
I / WE need to kept fully updated on developments on this sad sad story, and I'm not talking about his stupid self imposed D/D conviction either., no, I'm genuinely angry with his munter of a wife. Banghead
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How's the new bladder - it needs to be tested quite regularly I believe lol:
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How's the new bladder - it needs to be tested quite regularly I believe lol:
Diversional post of Nick proportions. Angry9:
You DO NOT get past me that easily Missy, no bloody way. noooo:
I WAS genuinely upset last week, and I'm not having you say that we MEN (not mice) have no emotions.
I'm dissapointed in you....unless you publicly apologise of course. whistle:
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Someone else being disappointed in me - another name to add to the list shrugs:
I'm sorry Growler sad32:
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Someone else being disappointed in me - another name to add to the list shrugs:
I'm sorry Growler sad32:
Accepted. I love you again then. cloud9:
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Do I get a hug too?
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Do I get a hug too?
No. Don't hug MICE. noooo:
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Do you want to come and inspect my rug then?
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Do you want to come and inspect my rug then?
Look bollocks, do you REALLY want a fight, ey, do you? Angry9:
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Lodger and I made a cake. We have some left whistle:
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Lodger and I made a cake. We have some left whistle:
Where and how is 'The Lodger' this morning then ey?
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At home or en route to the solicitor. I am sure I will have more news for you later. Just hang on, old chap
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rubschin: Mrs Nick seems to have oozed sympathy and understanding all over "The Lodger" ~ this information should be carefully hidden in the recesses of Nick's mind to be brought out and aired frequently whenever Mrs Nick has a go at him.
Seems to me you should be able to turn this all to very good advantage Nick. You know the sort of thing ~ next time she is having a go at you about some real or imagined offence you just casually drop into the conversation (as she pauses for breath) "And anyway, what IS going on with you and XXXX? Eh? EH?, couldn't fvcking do enough for HIM could you?" By the time she has realised what you have implied and worked up her defence you should be well on your way to the pub. You can get away with this for years if you deploy it with care and NEVER EVER tell her exactly that you are accusing her of any unfaithfullness ~ just leave the hint of injured feelings hanging in the air. Mixed with the smallest tinge of suggested jealousy it is a guaranteed winner.
This advice pack comes courtesy of a much maligned but not wholly innocent beagle. angel1
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Good theory Snoops , but all Mrs Nick needs to do is aim one of her piercing looks in the direction of Nick and he will wither lol:
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Good theory Snoops , but all Mrs Nick needs to do is aim one of her piercing looks in the direction of Nick and he will wither lol:
I don't think it is a piercing look he should worry about! lol:
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Good job I am fond of cheese sad24:
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Have you tried to curry that yet ?????????????
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What sort of idiot would curry cheese?
Could be interesting though rubschin:
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Good theory Snoops , but all Mrs Nick needs to do is aim one of her piercing looks in the direction of Nick and he will wither lol:
Good Lord! eeek: ~ He must NEVER catch her eye or he will be turned to stone. Best he says it as he heads for the door. The last thing she should hear is the closing of the door as she tries to work out how she managed to make herself appear in the wrong. By the time he gets back from the pub she will be firing on all cylinders, full of indignation that anyone would think such a thing of her when all she had done was extend the hand of friendship. At this point a well oiled Nick should be in bed and turning away from her mutter "If you say so dear, I'll just have to accept it to be the case" ~ he must then sigh, heavily, implying yet more hurt and start snoring. With luck and a following wind she will be giving him the silent treatment at breakfast but even if she is not he can utter soothing words on the lines of "Of course I trust you dear, it's just that, well you seemed so concerned about XXXX's little problems and he NEVER stops talking about how good you were to him ~ I mean, what is a chap to think? I know I may not be the best of husbands but I do try and I would sooooooooo hate to lose you etc etc"
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rubschin: Mrs Nick seems to have oozed sympathy and understanding all over "The Lodger" ~ this information should be carefully hidden in the recesses of Nick's mind to be brought out and aired frequently whenever Mrs Nick has a go at him.
Seems to me you should be able to turn this all to very good advantage Nick. You know the sort of thing ~ next time she is having a go at you about some real or imagined offence you just casually drop into the conversation (as she pauses for breath) "And anyway, what IS going on with you and XXXX? Eh? EH?, couldn't fvcking do enough for HIM could you?" By the time she has realised what you have implied and worked up her defence you should be well on your way to the pub. You can get away with this for years if you deploy it with care and NEVER EVER tell her exactly that you are accusing her of any unfaithfullness ~ just leave the hint of injured feelings hanging in the air. Mixed with the smallest tinge of suggested jealousy it is a guaranteed winner.
This advice pack comes courtesy of a much maligned but not wholly innocent beagle. angel1
You are one scheming bastard you are. That's problee why I luuuurve you so much. cloud9:
If I didn't get so wrapped up in bursting bladders, I could be as devious as you I reckon.
You should open up a college and offer diplomas in male skullduggery. lol:
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You are one scheming bastard you are. That's problee why I luuuurve you so much. cloud9:
You should open up a college and offer diplomas in male skullduggery. lol:
See also:
Advanced drink driving courses
Ogling without being seen
What to do with your other hand
The health benefits of beer
Discovering life above the neckline
lol: lol: lol:
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I think boysin skools would benefit from some of this wisdom. The gerls could be sent off to do cookery or such, since they need no instruction in Man Control. A show of hands would eliminate gays, and then the remaining boys could be instructed in techniques for Wimmin Management in their future lives. It would have to be done with pictures and cartoons, like, but it might help to redress Gender Inequality Ishoos and thus qualify for cash support from Harriet Harperson.
There could be money in this!!
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They have a 10 year old. He was upset about that
If he has a racehorse he can exercise that instead of driving a car. QED
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I wuldn't mention horses to him. We discovered a bit of a problem in that direction during the course of the weekend noooo:
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I wuldn't mention horses to him. We discovered a bit of a problem in that direction during the course of the weekend noooo:
Horses for courses as it were?
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Gambling as contributory factor noooo:
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Gambling as contributory factor noooo:
Drinking, gambling. ::) Only the 'wummanising skellington' to drop out of the closet now then. whistle:
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Gambling as contributory factor noooo:
Drinking, gambling. ::) Only the 'wummanising skellington' to drop out of the closet now then. whistle:
Or he is a (cough) actor.... whistle:
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Gambling as contributory factor noooo:
Drinking, gambling. ::) Only the 'wummanising skellington' to drop out of the closet now then. whistle:
I don't think so, but who knows. I know you are anxious to hear more gossip, you big wumman
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Gambling as contributory factor noooo:
Drinking, gambling. ::) Only the 'wummanising skellington' to drop out of the closet now then. whistle:
That'll be with Mrs Nick whistle:
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Gambling as contributory factor noooo:
Drinking, gambling. ::) Only the 'wummanising skellington' to drop out of the closet now then. whistle:
That'll be with Mrs Nick whistle:
Bum-injection advice at first. . .
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Well? Updated progress report?
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He saw the solicitor yesterday and reckons he will get 2 years' ban and a big fine. He is still in the spare room at their house noooo:
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He saw the solicitor yesterday and reckons he will get 2 years' ban and a big fine. He is still in the spare room at their house noooo:
Why two? Previous? Stratosphericaly ratted when pulled?
Why's he in the spare room then? That dragon of his still giving him 'loads of'?
BITCH. Angry9:
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The length of ban goes on a sliding scale depending on how much you are over the limit. He will get 2 years. He may also get community service!! eeek:
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The length of ban goes on a sliding scale depending on how much you are over the limit. He will get 2 years. He may also get community service!! eeek:
In other werds, he was totally bladdered then?
Deserves it if that's the case, but that doesn't give 'Dragonella' the right to completely destroy the bloke however. noooo:
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In all honesty I'd probably do the same as dragonella if Mr Wench did the same. Not kick him out but he'd be in the spare room and his life would be hell for a bit.
Not only has he cost them money and inconvenience but he put his own and others lives at risk. Do plod have better things to do? Yes they absolutely do but getting in to a car when you've had too much to drink is inexcusable.
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redface: Sorry I don't mean to be harsh but if this was some chav who had been down weatherspoons and then crashed into and killed a small child we'd be all over him like a rash. Just because he is a mate is no reason to excuse his actions. Sympathise with the consequences sure, but frankly he deserves him. For a two year ban, massive fine and possible community service he must have been seriously over the limit. Not just a couple of glasses of wine on an empty stomach.
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redface: Sorry I don't mean to be harsh but if this was some chav who had been down weatherspoons and then crashed into and killed a small child we'd be all over him like a rash. Just because he is a mate is no reason to excuse his actions. Sympathise with the consequences sure, but frankly he deserves him. For a two year ban, massive fine and possible community service he must have been seriously over the limit. Not just a couple of glasses of wine on an empty stomach.
He was almost three times over noooo:
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Then frankly he deserves everything he gets and his missus has every right to kick him up and down from here to next week if that is what she wants to do.
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redface:
I think your case was slightly different by the sounds of it, and you were a tad unlucky, getting pulled because you had a brake light out. Hardly bladdered were you?
However, rules is rules, and on your own admission you were a naughty boy.
How's the push bike then? Losing a bit off that exceedingly fat gut of yours yet then? lol:
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I am managing quite well tbh. ONly prob so far was having to saw a can of tomatoes in half noooo:
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redface:
I think your case was slightly different by the sounds of it, and you were a tad unlucky, getting pulled because you had a brake light out. Hardly bladdered were you?
However, rules is rules, and on your own admission you were a naughty boy.
How's the push bike then? Losing a bit off that exceedingly fat gut of yours yet then? lol:
I wasn't meaning to have a go at Nick. Like I said, there is a huge difference between a couple of glasses of wine on an empty stomach and THREE TIMES over the limit.
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Then frankly he deserves everything he gets and his missus has every right to kick him up and down from here to next week if that is what she wants to do.
Is right, soft shite. (not you....HIM) Glad he was pulled if that's the case, before he killed someone. evil:
HOWEVER, I still don't think kicking him out and reducing him to a quivering wreck is going to solve anything. What's done is done, and there's no turning the clock back.
Hopefully the shock and humiliation of all this will have the desired effect.
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Which I would. I said I wouldn't kick him out and we'd still be together but that doesn't mean that he gets a do not go to jail card in private. He'd be seriously in the dog house and IMHO rightly so.
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Mrs Nick used the opportunity to do a bit more finger wagging noooo:
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Then frankly he deserves everything he gets and his missus has every right to kick him up and down from here to next week if that is what she wants to do.
Is right, soft shite. Glad he was pulled if that's the case, before he killed someone. evil:
HOWEVER, I still don't think kicking him out and reducing him to a quivering wreck is going to solve anything. What's done is done, and there's no turning the clock back.
Hopefully the shock and humiliation of all this will have the desired effect.
Of course there is no turning the clock back but to do something that extreme and not expect some sort of negative reaction from his missus is absurd. And frankly if he was reduced to a quivering wreck and didn't shout back then he knew he was in the wrong. Most men have a good idea of what to excpect from their wives/partners if they do something idiotic. Mr Wench is under no illusion about what his home life would be if he did something similar. If it means he thinks twice before using his car as a possible weapon then all the better.
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I am managing quite well tbh. ONly prob so far was having to saw a can of tomatoes in half noooo:
Errrrrr, yes, I can quite understand that. confused:
wtf's he rambling on about now then? Shrugs:
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Mrs Nick used the opportunity to do a bit more finger wagging noooo:
I think you got off pretty lightly with Mrs Nick under the circumstances. If all it's cost you is a carpet and a rap across the knuckles you should think yourself lucky considering what a ummmm volatile individual she is.
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She is presently being fingerprinted point:
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Mrs Nick used the opportunity to do a bit more finger wagging noooo:
I think you got off pretty lightly with Mrs Nick under the circumstances. If all it's cost you is a carpet and a rap across the knuckles you should think yourself lucky considering what a ummmm volatile individual she is.
Very tactful use of werds there Wenchonio, very tactful. ;)
I'm still calm. cloud9:
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Is that because she did not mention RUGS?
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Is that because she did not mention RUGS?
SHUT IT. evil:
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Is that because she did not mention RUGS?
Now look what you've done!
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He wants to come round and learn how to make a cake ::)
I can show him the RUG point:
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Of course there is no turning the clock back but to do something that extreme and not expect some sort of negative reaction from his missus is absurd. And frankly if he was reduced to a quivering wreck and didn't shout back then he knew he was in the wrong. Most men have a good idea of what to excpect from their wives/partners if they do something idiotic. Mr Wench is under no illusion about what his home life would be if he did something similar. If it means he thinks twice before using his car as a possible weapon then all the better.
I think I'll shut up before I start. shutup:
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Very wise. Mrs Nick's fingerprinting is not going well, judging by her anguished calls eveilgrin:
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Very wise. Mrs Nick's fingerprinting is not going well, judging by her anguished calls eveilgrin:
For a moment there I thought you said fingerpainting !!! redface:
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That may follow as she leaves the building point:
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Of course there is no turning the clock back but to do something that extreme and not expect some sort of negative reaction from his missus is absurd. And frankly if he was reduced to a quivering wreck and didn't shout back then he knew he was in the wrong. Most men have a good idea of what to excpect from their wives/partners if they do something idiotic. Mr Wench is under no illusion about what his home life would be if he did something similar. If it means he thinks twice before using his car as a possible weapon then all the better.
I think I'll shut up before I start. shutup:
I knew you would have problems with it. lol: To be fair though I would expect the same and am pretty sure I would receive it.
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TBH so do I.
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Well my views are always pretty unpopular. redface:
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Well my views are always pretty unpopular. redface:
I wouldn't say that ~ there are some views of you that we would all appreciate I'm sure ;)
Seriously ~ each has their own idea about how best to make a relationship work. You and I may not agree but we do not need to fall out over it.
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Well lets face it this friend of Nick's was reckless. 3 times over the limit and driving is no mistake.
Especially if he was aware that there have been a lot of people recently 'trapped' in the area whistle:
I can understand how his wife would be furious with him initially for this kind of irresponsible behaviour - I do think though that this should have been dealt with at home. It shouldn't take mediators ( Mr & Mrs Nick ) to intervene in what is a domestic. Does that mean every time they have a disagreement now he will come running back to Mrs Nick sorry Nick.
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Tha spare bed is still made up. Just in case, like noooo:
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It would indicate that there is much else wrong with that relationship. Either that or the woman is barking mad.
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There is, I believe , a general consensus on here that we all are or I am just confused again ;D
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It would indicate that there is much else wrong with that relationship. Either that or the woman is barking mad.
Bit of both, bit of both
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It would indicate that there is much else wrong with that relationship.
Given that he apparently has a gambling problem too I would imagine that the woman is at the end of her tether. Having seen the way my gambling, alcoholic uncle treated my aunt I'm not really all that suprised.
As Miss D says, surely some things are better dealt with behind closed doorsm there was no need to drag all and sundy into it.
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For all his faults he (and she) have been good friends. And when a friend needs help...........
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Oh I'm sure. I'm just a believer in not hanging your dirty laundry in public. Which actually probably has more to do with me not kicking Mr Wench out under the circumstances than anything else. lol:
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Oh I'm sure. I'm just a believer in not hanging your dirty laundry in public. Which actually probably has more to do with me not kicking Mr Wench out under the circumstances than anything else. lol:
Quite right too ~ keep it between yourselves or divorce.
Involving others will eventually be regretted. She will one day, assuming they do stay together, bring up in an argument how he told the Nicks about their marriage and problems and how she is now so ashamed she cannot hold her head up in Tescos etc etc etc ~ been there, got the fecking tee shirt. evil:
On the other hand the old locked ankles routine until she decides otherwise usually works ~ for a while at least.
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I find a beating has a better effect and is more theraputic. eveilgrin:
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I find a beating has a better effect and is more theraputic. eveilgrin:
Much more fun too eyes:
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I find a beating has a better effect and is more theraputic. eveilgrin:
Growler has reasonable rates I hear
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And when a friend needs help...........
........he's a pain in the arse.
Lend us a tenner my mate. cloud9:
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He texts to say 'She is being nice to me today.'
scared2:
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What's SHE done eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
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rubschin:
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I find a beating has a better effect and is more theraputic. eveilgrin:
I am sure you mean eggs. . . scared2:
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I find a beating has a better effect and is more theraputic. eveilgrin:
I am sure you mean eggs. . . scared2:
I am sure that she did DS, 'better' should infact read batter!
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He texts to say 'She is being nice to me today.'
scared2:
She problee sent it. ::)
Wimmin. ::)
Hot cold, cold hot, hot cold, cold hot. ::)
Like the bloody British weather they are. ::)
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Sometimes we can just be tepid evil:
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Sometimes we can just be tepid evil:
The older I get the more often I find myself being torpid rather than tepid. ;) Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz