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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on March 01, 2009, 03:57:45 PM
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So far this afternoon :-
the neighbour has popped round to ask to borrow the lawn mower evil:
the kids across the road are playing their crap music with their windows wide open
I hear the sound of a drill going
DIY season commences - hand tools to the ready lol:
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My tool is always at the ready
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My tool is always at the ready
lol:
I mowed the lawn today. redface:
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The mowing the lawn is not the problem Miss C - it is the beggin bloody neighbours that are evil:
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It's a bluff. Next week will return to Siberian cold, rain and wind cry:
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It's a bluff. Next week will return to Siberian cold, rain and wind cry:
Full of the joys of spring reality aren't ya lol:
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It's a bluff. Next week will return to Siberian cold, rain and wind cry:
Full of the joys of spring reality aren't ya lol:
I hope it's wrong ~ I was quite enjoying the milder weather. The blame rests with farming relatives who warned me against turning off the heating sad24:
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Happy bunch farmers eh noooo:
She says - being daughter of a farmer lol:
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The mowing the lawn is not the problem Miss C - it is the beggin bloody neighbours that are evil:
Well, I don't actually have a lawn.... now do you see why it is a problem. confused:
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eyes:
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LL has been pruning today... I have been tasked with throwing the bits over the cliff... spiky, sharp, catchy bloody things! cussing:
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LL has been pruning today... I have been tasked with throwing the bits over the cliff... spiky, sharp, catchy bloody things! cussing:
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The cliffs around here are fairly smooth. ;)
You could try throwing LL over the spiky scratchy cliff and just be done with it. No more painting no more being a waste disposal operative... the list is endless.
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LL has been pruning today... I have been tasked with throwing the bits over the cliff... spiky, sharp, catchy bloody things! cussing:
Don't you have recycling bins like? If you chucked stuff off a cliff in this country you would be arrested within 3 nanoseconds
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LL has been pruning today... I have been tasked with throwing the bits over the cliff... spiky, sharp, catchy bloody things! cussing:
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The cliffs around here are fairly smooth. ;)
You could try throwing LL over the spiky scratchy cliff and just be done with it. No more painting no more being a waste disposal operative... the list is endless.
A good point well made... rubschin:
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The mowing the lawn is not the problem Miss C - it is the beggin bloody neighbours that are evil:
Well, I don't actually have a lawn.... now do you see why it is a problem. confused:
We all have maintainance to do when it's necessary Miss C lol:
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LL has been pruning today... I have been tasked with throwing the bits over the cliff... spiky, sharp, catchy bloody things! cussing:
Don't you have recycling bins like? If you chucked stuff off a cliff in this country you would be arrested within 3 nanoseconds
No… it is de rigueur here to chuck all your stuff into the next (empty) plot along… whistle:
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The mowing the lawn is not the problem Miss C - it is the beggin bloody neighbours that are evil:
Well, I don't actually have a lawn.... now do you see why it is a problem. confused:
We all have maintainance to do when it's necessary Miss C lol:
lol: Noo it was LL who was pruning her straggly bush today not me honest, if you don't believe me just pop over to Cyprus and look at the clippings before BM disposes of them. ;)
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The mowing the lawn is not the problem Miss C - it is the beggin bloody neighbours that are evil:
Well, I don't actually have a lawn.... now do you see why it is a problem. confused:
We all have maintainance to do when it's necessary Miss C lol:
lol: Noo it was LL who was pruning her straggly bush today not me honest, if you don't believe me just pop over to Cyprus and look at the clippings before BM disposes of them. ;)
eeek:
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I don't believe thats on my list of chores
I am just rushing off to review the contract eeek:
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washed the car, planted shallots and onions cloud9: I blame the weather
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Happy bunch farmers eh noooo:
She says - being daughter of a farmer lol:
Do I need a legal disclaimer and a DNA test?
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Happy bunch farmers eh noooo:
She says - being daughter of a farmer lol:
Do I need a legal disclaimer and a DNA test?
I think you're safe - I do not share your joy of turnips lol:
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Happy bunch farmers eh noooo:
She says - being daughter of a farmer lol:
Do I need a legal disclaimer and a DNA test?
I think you're safe - I do not share your joy of turnips lol:
cloud9:
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Happy bunch farmers eh noooo:
She says - being daughter of a farmer lol:
Do I need a legal disclaimer and a DNA test?
I think you're safe - I do not share your joy of turnips lol:
That's because the 'turnip' gene is passed down through the matriarchal gene Miss D. ;)
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and what vegetable does the paternal gene favour rubschin:
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Not sure Miss D I will go and conduct some experiments on the men I have chained up in the basement......
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If it's Spring, why haven't the bastard clocks gone back ey? ANOTHER 4 bloody weeks yet ffs. cussing:
I'm sick to the back teeth of these dark evenings, and there is absolutely no reason why they can't change the dates to November 1st for clocks going back, and March 1st for forward.
I'm going to start a petition.
No doubt all the turnip growers in the land would kick off though I suppose, bloody farmers / DEFRA/ E.A., H&S shite etc. Banghead
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I don't see why we change the clocks at all noooo:
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I don't see why we change the clocks at all noooo:
No doubt DS will be along shortly to explain all....bloody farmers. Banghead
My idea is a compromise, to keep the 'poor' whimpering bastards happy...ish. ::)
I can be very tolerant and understanding towards others needs and requirements you know. happy088
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I have never met a happy farmer. Changing the clocks seems marginal to their endless misery (DS excepted possibly)
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Has anyone heard a cuckoo yet? The bird rather than the clock variety, anyone who has the clock variety should IMHO be summarily executed.
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and what vegetable does the paternal gene favour rubschin:
After ten minutes of intensive experimentation it seems that this is the vegetable that the paternal gene favours...
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Allegedly....
Disclaimer; This information was provided under duress
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I have never met a happy farmer. Changing the clocks seems marginal to their endless misery (DS excepted possibly)
I hate them ALL (the ones I've met anyway) with an unfathomanable amount of undying insermountable heaving passion, whinging whining money grabbing tits they all are. sick2:
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Umm I'm getting the feeling that you don't like farmers much, Growler. lol:
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Umm I'm getting the feeling that you don't like farmers much, Growler. lol:
Really? eeek:
The ones I've had business dealings with are werse than double glazing salesmen. Angry9:
Full of themselves, and overflowing with pure SHIT! Banghead
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Umm I'm getting the feeling that you don't like farmers much, Growler. lol:
I don't think growler likes anybody at the moment... noooo:
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overflowing with pure SHIT!
Essential tool of the job I hear whistle:
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Umm I'm getting the feeling that you don't like farmers much, Growler. lol:
I don't think growler likes anybody at the moment... noooo:
Not actually far from the truth that tbqavfah. noooo:
The world and its inhabitants in general is getting RIGHT ON MY TITS presently. Angry9:
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Must be Spring if the tits are out already whistle:
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Umm I'm getting the feeling that you don't like farmers much, Growler. lol:
I don't think growler likes anybody at the moment... noooo:
Not actually far from the truth that tbqavfah. noooo:
The world and its inhabitants in general is getting RIGHT ON MY TITS presently. Angry9:
A new refreshingingly tolerant Growler.
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Not actually far from the truth that tbqavfah. noooo:
The world and its inhabitants in general is getting RIGHT ON MY TITS presently. Angry9:
Exceptionally large tits are needed for this I believe.
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Not actually far from the truth that tbqavfah. noooo:
The world and its inhabitants in general is getting RIGHT ON MY TITS presently. Angry9:
Exceptionally large tits are needed for this I believe.
Well the way THIS lot 'ere keep 'tweaking' mine Angry9: I can safely assume they are big enough already. ::)
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eeek: Man boobs. eeek:
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eeek: Man boobs. eeek:
Correct, and I find 'tweaking' them amidst roars of laughter most insulting. cussing:
Why is it ok to mess about with mine, but not vice a versa ey, TELL ME?
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Whose boobs do you wish to tweak, pray tell?
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Whose boobs do you wish to tweak, pray tell?
Well errrr, dunno really tbqath? rubschin:
Not really a big boobs man, but push coming to shove like....... Don't like BIG ones, that's for sure. Who do you suggest? rubschin:
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push coming to shove
eeek:
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Umm I'm getting the feeling that you don't like farmers much, Growler. lol:
Really? eeek:
The ones I've had business dealings with are werse than double glazing salesmen. Angry9:
Full of themselves, and overflowing with pure SHIT! Banghead
scared:
surrender:
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Umm I'm getting the feeling that you don't like farmers much, Growler. lol:
Really? eeek:
The ones I've had business dealings with are werse than double glazing salesmen. Angry9:
Full of themselves, and overflowing with pure SHIT! Banghead
scared:
surrender:
Nah, not you. ::)
You're not a real farmer. You just an owld turnip grower. cloud9:
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I don't see why we change the clocks at all noooo:
Its a government thingy. Before the second world war, clocks went from 1 to 11. The "extra" hour was introduced by the Government to fool people into working longer hours.
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I don't see why we change the clocks at all noooo:
Its a government thingy. Before the second world war, clocks went from 1 to 11. The "extra" hour was introduced by the Government to fool people into working longer hours.
rubschin:
We never had a clock that would run that long before the war.
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You should have bought a French clock, they run for ever.
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You should have bought a French clock, they run for ever.
drumroll:
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You should have bought a French clock, they run for ever.
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