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Title: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2009, 05:31:16 PM
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Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 04, 2009, 05:37:20 PM
Wenchy's trial of her new work shoes did not go as successfully as she would have hoped  noooo:
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2009, 05:40:31 PM
Wenchy wishes she did have a midweel...
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Snoopy on March 04, 2009, 06:10:31 PM
Wot's a midweel?  confused2:
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 04, 2009, 06:11:33 PM
You lot are an unforgiving bunch  noooo:
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Snoopy on March 04, 2009, 06:13:17 PM
Rotten b@st@rds all  ;D
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2009, 06:14:24 PM
You lot are an unforgiving bunch  noooo:
Who, me?   eeek:
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 04, 2009, 06:16:19 PM
There are a chosen few here who have the power of correction   whistle:
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Snoopy on March 04, 2009, 06:17:12 PM
Including the original miscreant should he be so minded.  whistle:
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2009, 06:17:45 PM
There are a chosen few here who have the power of correction   whistle:
I can't be arsed tho...  noooo:
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 04, 2009, 06:19:38 PM
He'd rather moan  lol:
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2009, 06:20:31 PM
He'd rather moan  lol:
I didn't moan!  noooo:
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 04, 2009, 06:24:11 PM
Sorry - whimper then  rubschin:
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 04, 2009, 06:27:39 PM

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Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Snoopy on March 04, 2009, 06:30:43 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 05, 2009, 09:13:47 AM
There are a chosen few here who have the power of correction   whistle:




whip:   eeek: Is there a cellar in here somewhere then?
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 05, 2009, 11:36:27 AM
It certainly isn't there to store decent wine  noooo:
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2009, 11:41:25 AM
There are a chosen few here who have the power of correction   whistle:




whip:   eeek: Is there a cellar in here somewhere then?
More of a dungeon than a cellar...  whistle:
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2009, 11:43:56 AM
The spelling mistake was in fact deliberate. Seeing as BM and the hound are getting on in years they have as much fun moaning about them as anything else whistle:









That's my story and I'm sticking to it
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 05, 2009, 12:08:22 PM
more of a a dungeon than a cellar...  whistle:

Has ATB got a franchise going now then  rubschin:
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2009, 12:18:56 PM
more of a a dungeon than a cellar...  whistle:

Has ATB got a franchise going now then  rubschin:
Indeed... Dungeons-Я-Us... I bought the deluxe package with chains...  cloud9:
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 05, 2009, 12:30:04 PM
Have you put it together yet  point:
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2009, 12:30:24 PM
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Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2009, 12:32:13 PM
Have you put it together yet  point:

Well he's certainly knocked the holes in the wall.  point:
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2009, 02:34:38 PM
Have you put it together yet  point:
I thought you could help me...  eyes:
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2009, 02:36:34 PM
Perhaps she could hold your tool
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Pastis on March 05, 2009, 02:37:39 PM
Is it adjustable?
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Snoopy on March 05, 2009, 02:38:37 PM
Is it adjustable?

Very small to tiny I believe
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2009, 02:38:55 PM
Wot he said
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Pastis on March 05, 2009, 02:39:59 PM
More of a micrometer than a spanner then?
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Snoopy on March 05, 2009, 02:40:39 PM
Most assuredly
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2009, 02:43:15 PM
If she has a magnifying glass
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 05, 2009, 02:44:37 PM
Have you put it together yet  point:
I thought you could help me...  eyes:

I don't think I've had the necessary inoculations for that  eeek:
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Snoopy on March 05, 2009, 02:48:31 PM
Have you put it together yet  point:
I thought you could help me...  eyes:

I don't think I've had the necessary inoculations for that  eeek:

Don't worry ~ You only feel a little prick and it's over in a couple of seconds
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Pastis on March 05, 2009, 02:50:16 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 05, 2009, 02:51:26 PM
Don't worry ~ You only feel a little prick and it's over in a couple of seconds

 lol: lol: lol:

Do I get a sticker afterwards  rubschin:


Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Snoopy on March 05, 2009, 02:52:29 PM
Don't worry ~ You only feel a little prick and it's over in a couple of seconds

 lol: lol: lol:

Do I get a sticker afterwards  rubschin:




And a lollipop if you're lucky.
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 05, 2009, 03:22:59 PM
I'm not known for my luck  cry:
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2009, 03:38:05 PM
That is why you get to go to Cyprus for your holidays  noooo:
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 05, 2009, 03:42:44 PM
I'm actually looking forward to that  eeek:  - and then having the whole of May off from work  cloud9:
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2009, 03:56:47 PM
I'm actually looking forward to that  eeek:  - and then having the whole of May off from work  to recover...

 eyes:
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 05, 2009, 04:00:38 PM
Oh gawd - do I have to be specific  noooo:

I am looking forward to
a break away from my normal routine
to actually meeting BM & LL
to visiting another country
to helping finish the shower - although I have been coerced into saying this
training to become a goat herder - apparently this is going to make me so much more employable  rubschin:
Becoming a blu ray mule - again assurred nothing about this is illegal  eeek:
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2009, 04:09:14 PM
Oh gawd - do I have to be specific  noooo:

I am looking forward to
a break away from my normal routine
to actually meeting BM & LL
to visiting another country
to helping finish the shower - although I have been coerced into saying this
training to become a goat herder - apparently this is going to make me so much more employable  rubschin:
Becoming a blu ray mule - again assurred nothing about this is illegal  eeek:
cloud9:
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2009, 04:10:57 PM
She lies  noooo:
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 05, 2009, 04:11:56 PM
and she stands  evil:
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2009, 04:12:25 PM
in her bathing
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Pastis on March 05, 2009, 04:14:58 PM
This is not the 3 werd story you know...  cool14:
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2009, 04:15:34 PM
This is not the 3 werd story you know...  cool14:
He is confused...  noooo:
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2009, 04:32:04 PM
I am not
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Snoopy on March 05, 2009, 06:08:42 PM
aren't we all?
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 05, 2009, 06:16:20 PM
Speak for yourself  sunshine  lol:
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2009, 06:17:19 PM
Miss D won't be confused till Baldy picks her up from the airport.  whistle:
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Snoopy on March 05, 2009, 06:23:05 PM
Miss D won't be confused till Baldy picks her up from the airport.  whistle:

'Spect he'll use the village taxi ~ to impress her like

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Changed piccy cos the last one was sooooooooooooooo huge
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 05, 2009, 06:26:41 PM
I have just been told it's not far from the airport - thats all  cry:

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Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on March 05, 2009, 07:41:41 PM
There are a chosen few here who have the power of correction   whistle:
I was about to post that I had not had one for years when I noticed it said correction
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 05, 2009, 07:53:11 PM
Careful - you'll be enlisted to be a proof reader here with those skills   lol:
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2009, 07:54:51 PM
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Careful - you'll be enwristed to be a poof reader here with those skills

 noooo:
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2009, 08:29:43 PM
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Careful - you'll be enwristed to be a poof reader here with those skills

 noooo:
noooo:
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2009, 08:31:25 PM
I have just been told it's not far from the airport - thats all  cry:

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I told you...  ::)

Just ask for the blonde Adonis with the huge cinema... everybody knows me...  whistle:
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 05, 2009, 08:37:21 PM
I'm never going to get there am I  noooo:
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2009, 08:40:50 PM
I'm never going to get there am I  noooo:
evil:

Speak to any taxi driver at the airport... Mr Barman with the huge cinema like...  whistle:
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 05, 2009, 08:53:56 PM
I think we could have more than a language barrier to overcome here  noooo:
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2009, 08:59:36 PM
I think we could have more than a language barrier to overcome here  noooo:
Honestly... just ask for Mr. blonde barman Adonis like with the huge cinema and chlorinated goats... you'll get here in no time!  whistle:
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 05, 2009, 09:11:50 PM
I see you are persistent with the broken record technique  evil:

I get the message  noooo:

Arrive at airport
Get taxi
Suggest I need to go to the only place in Cyprus with a blond bloke and a cinema
End up doing a complete round trip of the Island
return to airport

 cry:
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 05, 2009, 09:15:24 PM
Just mime falling off a ladder. Then the taxi driver will know who you mean.
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 05, 2009, 09:21:54 PM
Sheer brilliance Uncle M - you are wasted here  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Pastis on March 05, 2009, 09:24:49 PM
Just mime falling off a ladder. Then the taxi driver will know who you mean.

 happy001 happy001

Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2009, 08:11:31 AM
 evil:

Although it is a good idea...  happy088
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 06, 2009, 08:19:34 AM
I have a Plan B now anyway  ;)
Title: Re: The new midweel caption competition
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 06, 2009, 10:13:54 AM
Just mime falling off a ladder. Then the taxi driver will know who you mean.
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