The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2009, 05:31:16 PM
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Wenchy's trial of her new work shoes did not go as successfully as she would have hoped noooo:
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Wenchy wishes she did have a midweel...
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Wot's a midweel? confused2:
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You lot are an unforgiving bunch noooo:
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Rotten b@st@rds all ;D
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You lot are an unforgiving bunch noooo:
Who, me? eeek:
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There are a chosen few here who have the power of correction whistle:
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Including the original miscreant should he be so minded. whistle:
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There are a chosen few here who have the power of correction whistle:
I can't be arsed tho... noooo:
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He'd rather moan lol:
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He'd rather moan lol:
I didn't moan! noooo:
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Sorry - whimper then rubschin:
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"Russian border guards shoot Hebrew graffiti artist"
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There are a chosen few here who have the power of correction whistle:
whip: eeek: Is there a cellar in here somewhere then?
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It certainly isn't there to store decent wine noooo:
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There are a chosen few here who have the power of correction whistle:
whip: eeek: Is there a cellar in here somewhere then?
More of a dungeon than a cellar... whistle:
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The spelling mistake was in fact deliberate. Seeing as BM and the hound are getting on in years they have as much fun moaning about them as anything else whistle:
That's my story and I'm sticking to it
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more of a a dungeon than a cellar... whistle:
Has ATB got a franchise going now then rubschin:
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more of a a dungeon than a cellar... whistle:
Has ATB got a franchise going now then rubschin:
Indeed... Dungeons-Я-Us... I bought the deluxe package with chains... cloud9:
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Have you put it together yet point:
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Have you put it together yet point:
Well he's certainly knocked the holes in the wall. point:
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Have you put it together yet point:
I thought you could help me... eyes:
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Perhaps she could hold your tool
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Is it adjustable?
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Is it adjustable?
Very small to tiny I believe
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Wot he said
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More of a micrometer than a spanner then?
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Most assuredly
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If she has a magnifying glass
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Have you put it together yet point:
I thought you could help me... eyes:
I don't think I've had the necessary inoculations for that eeek:
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Have you put it together yet point:
I thought you could help me... eyes:
I don't think I've had the necessary inoculations for that eeek:
Don't worry ~ You only feel a little prick and it's over in a couple of seconds
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Don't worry ~ You only feel a little prick and it's over in a couple of seconds
lol: lol: lol:
Do I get a sticker afterwards rubschin:
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Don't worry ~ You only feel a little prick and it's over in a couple of seconds
lol: lol: lol:
Do I get a sticker afterwards rubschin:
And a lollipop if you're lucky.
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I'm not known for my luck cry:
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That is why you get to go to Cyprus for your holidays noooo:
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I'm actually looking forward to that eeek: - and then having the whole of May off from work cloud9:
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I'm actually looking forward to that eeek: - and then having the whole of May off from work to recover...
eyes:
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Oh gawd - do I have to be specific noooo:
I am looking forward to
a break away from my normal routine
to actually meeting BM & LL
to visiting another country
to helping finish the shower - although I have been coerced into saying this
training to become a goat herder - apparently this is going to make me so much more employable rubschin:
Becoming a blu ray mule - again assurred nothing about this is illegal eeek:
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Oh gawd - do I have to be specific noooo:
I am looking forward to
a break away from my normal routine
to actually meeting BM & LL
to visiting another country
to helping finish the shower - although I have been coerced into saying this
training to become a goat herder - apparently this is going to make me so much more employable rubschin:
Becoming a blu ray mule - again assurred nothing about this is illegal eeek:
cloud9:
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She lies noooo:
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and she stands evil:
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in her bathing
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This is not the 3 werd story you know... cool14:
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This is not the 3 werd story you know... cool14:
He is confused... noooo:
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I am not
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aren't we all?
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Speak for yourself sunshine lol:
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Miss D won't be confused till Baldy picks her up from the airport. whistle:
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Miss D won't be confused till Baldy picks her up from the airport. whistle:
'Spect he'll use the village taxi ~ to impress her like
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Changed piccy cos the last one was sooooooooooooooo huge
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I have just been told it's not far from the airport - thats all cry:
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There are a chosen few here who have the power of correction whistle:
I was about to post that I had not had one for years when I noticed it said correction
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Careful - you'll be enlisted to be a proof reader here with those skills lol:
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Careful - you'll be enwristed to be a poof reader here with those skills
noooo:
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Careful - you'll be enwristed to be a poof reader here with those skills
noooo:
noooo:
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I have just been told it's not far from the airport - thats all cry:
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I told you... ::)
Just ask for the blonde Adonis with the huge cinema... everybody knows me... whistle:
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I'm never going to get there am I noooo:
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I'm never going to get there am I noooo:
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Speak to any taxi driver at the airport... Mr Barman with the huge cinema like... whistle:
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I think we could have more than a language barrier to overcome here noooo:
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I think we could have more than a language barrier to overcome here noooo:
Honestly... just ask for Mr. blonde barman Adonis like with the huge cinema and chlorinated goats... you'll get here in no time! whistle:
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I see you are persistent with the broken record technique evil:
I get the message noooo:
Arrive at airport
Get taxi
Suggest I need to go to the only place in Cyprus with a blond bloke and a cinema
End up doing a complete round trip of the Island
return to airport
cry:
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Just mime falling off a ladder. Then the taxi driver will know who you mean.
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Sheer brilliance Uncle M - you are wasted here lol: lol: lol:
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Just mime falling off a ladder. Then the taxi driver will know who you mean.
happy001 happy001
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evil:
Although it is a good idea... happy088
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I have a Plan B now anyway ;)
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Just mime falling off a ladder. Then the taxi driver will know who you mean.
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