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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Just One More on March 06, 2009, 07:25:28 AM

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Post by: Just One More on March 06, 2009, 07:25:28 AM

Any suggestions?  whistle:

World record bid (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7926788.stm)

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Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 06, 2009, 07:32:26 AM

 happy001 happy001 happy001

mmmmmmmm thats a tough one ...who here, could be put up as a champion for the cause.......my heads hurting with this dilemma... I have an image in my head but it makes no sense  noooo:

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I just don't know   Shrugs:

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Post by: Barman on March 06, 2009, 08:09:37 AM

 lol: lol: lol:

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Post by: Nick on March 06, 2009, 08:29:07 AM

 evil:

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Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 06, 2009, 09:08:13 AM

The wife of the former Prime Minister, Cherie Blair, has checked into a clinic in London for treatment for her inability to smile. Mrs Blair, whose husband wrongly invaded lots of countries, suffers from the medical condition Smilitis Cannotis, where the sufferer is physically unable to pull their mouth into a friendly shape but instead either grimaces or scowls.

The human rights barrister will be seen by one of Harley Street's top consultants, Mr. Tristan Effing Rich, who told our reporter that he plans to insert a banana into her mouth as an aid to treatment, owing to its natural curved shape. "The banana, if inserted the right way up, will force her mouth into a smile. When she feels sad, she can turn the banana round. And when she feels really hungry, she can eat the banana."


 lol:

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Post by: Barman on March 06, 2009, 09:12:07 AM

And if she feels  shutup:

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Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2009, 09:12:44 AM

Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 06, 2009, 09:08:13 AM

The wife of the former Prime Minister, Cherie Blair, has checked into a clinic in London for treatment for her inability to smile. Mrs Blair, whose husband wrongly invaded lots of countries, suffers from the medical condition Smilitis Cannotis, where the sufferer is physically unable to pull their mouth into a friendly shape but instead either grimaces or scowls.

The human rights barrister will be seen by one of Harley Street's top consultants, Mr. Tristan Effing Rich, who told our reporter that he plans to insert a banana into her mouth as an aid to treatment, owing to its natural curved shape. "The banana, if inserted the right way up, will force her mouth into a smile. When she feels sad, she can turn the banana round. And when she feels really hungry, she can eat the banana."


 lol:

Another failure for medical science then

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Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 06, 2009, 09:14:06 AM

Quote from: Barman on March 06, 2009, 09:12:07 AM

And if she feels  shutup:

Tired - she can use it as a neck pillow perhaps?

That was what you meant wasn't it BM ?