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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on March 07, 2009, 08:37:05 PM
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Today I have heard from an old friend - well went to school with him etc . He got divorced a couple of years ago but has been in a relationship with someone now for over a year.
He has emailed me today with a document asking me for my opinion. Apparently his girlfriend has said that she is unsure about their future and has asked him to write an essay on what his values are , what he can offer her in the future etc ( she is in the literary profession of some sort ) ,
WTF !!!!!!
People get stranger by the bl00dy minute noooo:
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This is taking the P1$$ surely eeek:
Does she live in the real world? Inspired by the fact that I'm currently listening to Madama Butterfly live from the Met I'd get him to send the text of the libretto by return lol:
It may give her pause for thought...
PS In Italian eveilgrin:
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Time he headed for the door methinks. The woman is clearly a nutter in the making if not already there.
Suggest he asks her to do the same. He needs to ask her to write to him with all her secrets, fantasies and thoughts on men, life, love and where she wants their relationship to be in 5 and 10 years from now.
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I can't believe he did it - what a muppet noooo:
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Theer's nowt so queer as folk noooo:
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He did it? eeek: eeek:
Explode:
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Indeed... what a Muppet... noooo:
Snoopy gets upset if you use these... whatimage: Popcorn: Explode:
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Father always said "Put nothing in writing ~ in fact don't even give them your real name if you can help it" Fortunately in my RAF Training days there were three of us with the same Christian Name so we were all given nicknames ~ Mine stuck so well that it followed me everywhere I was posted and that is what my first wife knew me as until we actually filled out the forms at the Registry Office. Our families did not attned the wedding (mainly because we failed to ask them or tell them when and where) whistle:
My first wife's family did not know my real name until we had been married for several months. 8)
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To my shame I did read it - redface:
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Indeed... what a Muppet... noooo:
Snoopy gets upset if you use these... whatimage: Popcorn: Explode:
Overuse gets boring tunble:
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To my shame I did read it - redface:
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Mine's bigger than BM's
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To my shame I did read it - redface:
And.... you condoned it? eeek:
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To my shame I did read it - redface:
And.... you condoned it? eeek:
I don't care about what she did ~ what did he write?
Not that I am one to talk about people behind their backs as you all know but ~ well we NEED to know and if Wenchy were here she would be going angry041: for the information ~ you know she would.
Miss D you owe it to your friends here ~ don't do a Nick on us FFS ~ Please!
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I know... and what's more Cio Cio San's just about to top herself.... I'm filling up here sad32:
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ok - for the sake of Wenchy whistle: and not to be accused of doing a Nick - God Forbid eeek:
Well his first section was about his childhood to put in context some of his emotional immaturity which is one of her accusations.
He then went on to explain why he marriage failed in extreme honesty and why he felt this woman was different to his ex wife. Also apparently another area he had been asked to explain.
He had to justify his decision on why he didn't want any more kids - he already has a son - as she still wants a child even though she is in her mid forties -
He had to clarify what 'love ' meant to him - I was reaching for the bucket at this point ( obviously green with envy cry: )
And then what he planned to do with the rest of his life - (a) if he was with her (b) if he wasn't - again criteria she had specified.
He then had to do a sumamry of his objectives
Cruel cruel cruel noooo:
FFFing funny to read though happy001
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But thanks anyway ~ the guy is an idiot.
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She's an idiot for asking, he's a bigger idiot for complying. Christ, it takes all sorts dunnit confused:
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Father always said "Put nothing in writing ~ in fact don't even give them your real name if you can help it" Fortunately in my RAF Training days there were three of us with the same Christian Name so we were all given nicknames ~ Mine stuck so well that it followed me everywhere I was posted and that is what my first wife knew me as until we actually filled out the forms at the Registry Office. Our families did not attend the wedding (mainly because we failed to ask them or tell them when and where) whistle:
My first wife's family did not know my real name until we had been married for several months. 8)
Didn't your 1st wife's family think it was odd that your name was Snoopy though - until they knew differently obviously whistle:
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Father always said "Put nothing in writing ~ in fact don't even give them your real name if you can help it" Fortunately in my RAF Training days there were three of us with the same Christian Name so we were all given nicknames ~ Mine stuck so well that it followed me everywhere I was posted and that is what my first wife knew me as until we actually filled out the forms at the Registry Office. Our families did not attend the wedding (mainly because we failed to ask them or tell them when and where) whistle:
My first wife's family did not know my real name until we had been married for several months. 8)
Didn't your 1st wife's family think it was odd that your name was Snoopy though - until they knew differently obviously whistle:
Banghead
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We had words about this.... my instinct told me Californian.... well, American... whacky115
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ok - for the sake of Wenchy whistle: and not to be accused of doing a Nick - God Forbid eeek:
Well his first section was about his childhood to put in context some of his emotional immaturity which is one of her accusations.
He then went on to explain why he marriage failed in extreme honesty and why he felt this woman was different to his ex wife. Also apparently another area he had been asked to explain.
He had to justify his decision on why he didn't want any more kids - he already has a son - as she still wants a child even though she is in her mid forties -
He had to clarify what 'love ' meant to him - I was reaching for the bucket at this point ( obviously green with envy cry: )
And then what he planned to do with the rest of his life - (a) if he was with her (b) if he wasn't - again criteria she had specified.
He then had to do a sumamry of his objectives
Cruel cruel cruel noooo:
FFFing funny to read though happy001
Honestly what sort of guy is he - man or mouse!!!
Bottom line for me is that if it got to the stage where instead of talking (shouting) to/at BM I asked him to write stuff down for me (ie; indicating that I was so bored I seriously couldn't be bothered enough to listen to him) then I'd be out of that door (well one of them anyway) PRONTO !!!!
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Is he a tad ummm asperger like? The only reason I can think of requesting it be written down is that he was incapable of talking about it!
Still though terribly extreme and I really can't think of a single bloke I know that would agree to do so! Also if she is unsure to that degree just cut him loose and to save himself some dignity he should do it first.
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I like asperge with hollandaise sauce ~ of course in Germany I have spargel with hollandaise sauce
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He presented his appraisal to her on Sunday.
She is now reviewing it and has arranged to meet with him in a month.
I have said what I think - which is pretty much what we all unanimously think . Apparently I am being too harsh about her and don't understand his pain Banghead
Leave them to it - they deserve each other noooo:
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And leave my pathetic comments concerning asparagus unmentioned too.
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happy100 happy100 happy100
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He presented his appraisal to her on Sunday.
She is now reviewing it and has arranged to meet with him in a month.
I have said what I think - which is pretty much what we all unanimously think . Apparently I am being too harsh about her and don't understand his pain Banghead
Leave them to it - they deserve each other noooo:
A MONTH!!!!!
Whilst I'm sure she is the light of his life blah blah never met anyone like her blah de blah surely he realises that a month considering his intentions on paper is taking the piss!
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I know, I know Wenchy noooo:
He has concrete ears I'm afraid
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He presented his appraisal to her on Sunday.
She is now reviewing it and has arranged to meet with him in a month.
I have said what I think - which is pretty much what we all unanimously think . Apparently I am being too harsh about her and don't understand his pain Banghead
Leave them to it - they deserve each other noooo:
A MONTH!!!!!
Whilst I'm sure she is the light of his life blah blah never met anyone like her blah de blah surely he realises that a month considering his intentions on paper is taking the piss!
Either that or taking breakfast from someone else's kitchen eyes: whilst keeping her options open.
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That was my other thought. Is she trying to get rid of him?
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I think he is probably a Plan B in case Plan A doesn't work out over the next month - but apparently I am also too cynical cussing:
I don't think he'll be asking for my advice again 8)
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Does he have any male friends who might be able to knock some sense into him?
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He does - but they are the - lets just go out , get p1ssed and pick up women brigade . He only wants her sick2:
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He'd be better off with them
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and her.
Is he solvent Miss D? whistle: eyes: whistle:
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Very Wenchy ...
shall I pass you on the details - I'm sure you can do symapthy when necessary eyes:
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Would he not do for you? redface:
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Miss D is pledged unto another cloud9:
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I wandered what that furniture polish smell was lol:
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Would he not do for you? redface:
I will PM you Wenchy ;)
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Gossip time.
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Gossip time.
cloud9:
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Miss D is pledged unto another cloud9:
I've always seen Miss D as more of a Mr Muscle man personally.
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Miss D is pledged unto another cloud9:
I've always seen Miss D as more of a Mr Muscle man personally.
Funny that - but I've always had to go for those with lovely personalities cry:
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I really can't think of a single bloke I know that would agree to do so!
Mainly the married ones then?
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I really can't think of a single bloke I know that would agree to do so!
Mainly the married ones then?
;D
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I really can't think of a single bloke I know that would agree to do so!
Mainly the married ones then?
Of course ~ we've already proved our stupidity ~ several times over in some cases. surrender:
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I really can't think of a single bloke I know that would agree to do so!
Mainly the married ones then?
Of course ~ we've already proved our stupidity ~ several times over in some cases. surrender:
surrender:
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And leave my pathetic comments concerning asparagus unmentioned too.
point:
Welcome to my world... evil:
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And leave my pathetic comments concerning asparagus unmentioned too.
point:
Welcome to my world... evil:
Of Asparagus eeek:
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And leave my pathetic comments concerning asparagus unmentioned too.
point:
Welcome to my world... evil:
Of Asparagus eeek:
Of ignoringness... sad24:
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And leave my pathetic comments concerning asparagus unmentioned too.
point:
Welcome to my world... evil:
Of Asparagus eeek:
Of ignoringness... sad24:
happy100 There are creams you know, that do wonders allegedly whistle:
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And leave my pathetic comments concerning asparagus unmentioned too.
point:
Welcome to my world... evil:
Of Asparagus eeek:
Of ignoringness... sad24:
happy100 There are creams you know, that do wonders allegedly whistle:
I was at the horse pickle today too... rubschin:
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pre -op rubschin:
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pre -op rubschin:
Not for me like! eeek:
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The horse pickle eh?
Popcorn:
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pre -op rubschin:
Not for me like! eeek:
Oh - do you use an alias then ????
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I thought we'd been there rubschin:
Carmena Barmana? Carmena Banana! eyes:
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The horse pickle eh?
Popcorn:
Not me like!
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wasn't that Nick or am I just beyond confusion now Shrugs:
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wasn't that Nick or am I just beyond confusion now Shrugs:
Yes, Nick was Carmena Banana... because of his bananas like... noooo:
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Shrugs: It's all very confusing redface:
P'raps BM's in for a transplant? bom
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Shrugs: It's all very confusing redface:
P'raps BM's in for a transplant? bom
A banana transplant I suppose...?
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He probably needs a processor and memory upgrade lol:
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He probably needs a processor and memory upgrade lol:
An i-Phone implant... cloud9: