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Title: Standard Lamp
Post by: Bar Wench on March 09, 2009, 03:40:12 PM
I want a wooden old fashioned standard lamp. Why the hell are they so hard to find!?!?! And when you do find them why do they cost over £100!!!!!! I don't want some chrome uplighter thingy. Or a glass monstrosity!
Title: Re: Standard Lamp
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2009, 03:40:57 PM
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And why do you want one?
Title: Re: Standard Lamp
Post by: Snoopy on March 09, 2009, 03:43:53 PM
I want a wooden old fashioned standard lamp. Why the hell are they so hard to find!?!?! And when you do find them why do they cost over £100!!!!!! I don't want some chrome uplighter thingy. Or a glass monstrosity!


Try British Home Stores or your local Car Boot markets on Sundays. You'll find one there eventually ~ tho' you'll then have problems finding suitable bulbs for it if the Govt gets its way. ::)
Title: Re: Standard Lamp
Post by: Bar Wench on March 09, 2009, 03:49:30 PM
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And why do you want one?

Why wouldn't I want one?

I was doing sewing last night and even with the main light on I couldn't see the stitches. But I like old fashioned furniture so don't want some new fangled metal thing.
Title: Re: Standard Lamp
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 09, 2009, 03:55:10 PM
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And why do you want one?

Why wouldn't I want one?

I was doing sewing last night and even with the main light on I couldn't see the stitches. But I like old fashioned furniture so don't want some new fangled metal thing.

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Title: Re: Standard Lamp
Post by: Pastis on March 09, 2009, 05:51:54 PM
Next Saturday or Sunday, go to the local "town tip" or wherever your locals give the heave-ho to their pre-loved bits of domestic furniture, take a flask of tea and some sarnies and wait...

Before long someone will turn up with and old wooden standard lamp  cloud9:  If they don't I'm sure you'll have found countless other rescuable items to fill the back of the car and all at no cost. You'll also have observed a fascinating and revealing episode of surburban life  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Standard Lamp
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2009, 06:33:22 PM
At out local tip it is illegal (allegedly) to remove stuff. But then they are privatised and keep the best tat for themselves. ::)
Title: Re: Standard Lamp
Post by: Snoopy on March 09, 2009, 06:36:15 PM
Once an item has been placed on the tip it becomes the property of the tip owner, whoever that may be. Usually a crisp fiver into the hand of the tip attendant resolves this niggling point of law.
Title: Re: Standard Lamp
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2009, 06:37:15 PM
So, Wenchy is spending a day at a tat tip  ::) She will have to hire a truck to get home
Title: Re: Standard Lamp
Post by: Pastis on March 09, 2009, 06:47:42 PM
Well, she hasn't actually acknowledged the idea yet.... but it's surely tempting  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Standard Lamp
Post by: Snoopy on March 09, 2009, 06:50:27 PM
Why is it called a standard lamp?  rubschin:


Why not a floor standing lamp? After all one has a table lamp or a desk lamp.


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Title: Re: Standard Lamp
Post by: Pastis on March 09, 2009, 06:53:56 PM
 rubschin:


Title: Re: Standard Lamp
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2009, 07:03:03 PM
Well, she hasn't actually acknowledged the idea yet.... but it's surely tempting  eveilgrin:

Prolly searching t'internet for cheap lorry hire...  whistle:
Title: Re: Standard Lamp
Post by: Snoopy on March 09, 2009, 07:04:09 PM
Well, she hasn't actually acknowledged the idea yet.... but it's surely tempting  eveilgrin:

Prolly searching t'internet for cheap lorry hire...  whistle:

Why does she want one higher ~ surely she'd get more onto a low loader.
Title: Re: Standard Lamp
Post by: Pastis on March 09, 2009, 07:15:15 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Standard Lamp
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2009, 08:35:20 PM
Imagine how rare non-standard lamps must be...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Standard Lamp
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 10, 2009, 11:43:08 AM
Why is it called a standard lamp?  rubschin:


Why not a floor standing lamp? After all one has a table lamp or a desk lamp.


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My Mother has one will see what I can do BW has shelve type things on it and everything, well, not everything obviously.
Title: Re: Standard Lamp
Post by: TG on March 10, 2009, 04:34:08 PM
Wiki knows...............feck all.

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/standard_lamp
Title: Re: Standard Lamp
Post by: Snoopy on March 10, 2009, 10:06:43 PM
Yes yes ~ we know WHAT it is what we want to know is WHY?
Title: Re: Standard Lamp
Post by: Just One More on March 11, 2009, 05:00:48 AM
Yes yes ~ we know WHAT it is what we want to know is WHY?

Mum always use to call lamp posts "lamp standards". Anyhoo, one dictionary definition of standard is "something that stands or is placed upright"  rubschin:
Title: Re: Standard Lamp
Post by: Bar Wench on March 11, 2009, 09:07:43 AM
In the same way that rose standards are those tree things.
Title: Re: Standard Lamp
Post by: Pastis on March 11, 2009, 09:22:41 AM
And the Evening Standard used to be a tree thing...
Title: Re: Standard Lamp
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2009, 09:23:24 AM
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Title: Re: Standard Lamp
Post by: Snoopy on March 11, 2009, 09:24:32 AM
Yes yes ~ we know WHAT it is what we want to know is WHY?

Mum always use to call lamp posts "lamp standards". Anyhoo, one dictionary definition of standard is "something that stands or is placed upright"  rubschin:

So did my mum ~ come to that so do I but table lamps also stand upright. Sory but there has to be a better reason

Oh and Wenchy A Standard Rose is something quite different ~ for a start you can't read by the light of a standard rose although I will grant that a ceiling rose usually has a lamp hanging from it.
Title: Re: Standard Lamp
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2009, 09:57:49 AM
And the Evening Standard used to be a tree thing...
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