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Title: Mass eviction of prostitutes from Cyprus
Post by: Nick on March 12, 2009, 12:54:45 PM

Country in turmoil apparently. Worrying news, I am told. Most are Ukrainians. British ladies can enter the country without arousing suspicion, it seems.  whistle:

Title: Re: Mass eviction of prostitutes from Cyprus
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2009, 12:56:58 PM

I can't tell you anything can I...?  ::)

Title: Re: Mass eviction of prostitutes from Cyprus
Post by: Nick on March 12, 2009, 12:58:32 PM

I am sure Miss D will be quite safe with you  whistle:







































 happy001 happy001

Charge by the hour or part thereof?

PS. Miss D and I are related, I find. I am protective of my cousins and may become violent if her honour is compromised.

Title: Re: Mass eviction of prostitutes from Cyprus
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 12, 2009, 04:11:54 PM

Quote from: Nick on March 12, 2009, 12:58:32 PM

I am sure Miss D will be quite safe with you  whistle:

Charge by the hour or part thereof?
PS. Miss D and I are related, I find. I am protective of my cousins and may become violent if her honour is compromised.

I'm from the side of the family that no one dares talk about  noooo:

I am sure I will be fine - BM has not asked me to bring in anything that will 'arouse suspicion' - oh hang on a minute I may need to check that list  confused:

Title: Re: Mass eviction of prostitutes from Cyprus
Post by: Nick on March 12, 2009, 04:50:09 PM

Did he say anything, antthing at all, about lubricants? Think hard (so to speak)

Title: Re: Mass eviction of prostitutes from Cyprus
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 12, 2009, 05:46:15 PM

Quote from: Nick on March 12, 2009, 04:50:09 PM

Did he say anything, antthing at all, about lubricants? Think hard (so to speak)

You may have misunderstood 'anything which may arouse. . .  .'  noooo:

Title: Re: Mass eviction of prostitutes from Cyprus
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 12, 2009, 06:14:59 PM

Quote from: Nick on March 12, 2009, 04:50:09 PM

Did he say anything, antthing at all, about lubricants? Think hard (so to speak)

No mention of lubricants...

I have been tasked with bringing over some 'special' films for the cinema . Apparently hard to get hold of over there even though they are not English  Shrugs:

Title: Re: Mass eviction of prostitutes from Cyprus
Post by: Nick on March 12, 2009, 06:18:21 PM

Oh dear  noooo:

Title: Re: Mass eviction of prostitutes from Cyprus
Post by: DDD on March 12, 2009, 09:40:59 PM

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Topic: Mass eviction of prostitutes from Cyprus

Another reason Cyprus should not have joined the EU.  ;)

[controversial] Yet another intrusion on this countries culture, brought about by EU membership. [/controversial]