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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on March 13, 2009, 02:01:42 PM

Title: My Life with Mr Wench
Post by: Nick on March 13, 2009, 02:01:42 PM
Wenchy's confessions and revelations thread. You read it here first!  happy088
Title: Re: My Life with Mr Wench
Post by: Bar Wench on March 13, 2009, 02:04:24 PM
How on earth does me telling you what I wanted to be when I grew up translate into "my life with Mr Wench"?
Title: Re: My Life with Mr Wench
Post by: Nick on March 13, 2009, 02:06:14 PM
Being an author has to start somwehere, and authors must write from their experience.

OK. We could do

Tat: a user's guide
IKEA: How to survive it
etc.
Title: Re: My Life with Mr Wench
Post by: Bar Wench on March 13, 2009, 02:06:53 PM
One has already started in numerous places.
Title: Re: My Life with Mr Wench
Post by: Nick on March 13, 2009, 02:08:27 PM
But are they the right places?
Title: Re: My Life with Mr Wench
Post by: Bar Wench on March 13, 2009, 02:08:58 PM
Some publishers seem to think so. Although it keeps falling through.
Title: Re: My Life with Mr Wench
Post by: Nick on March 13, 2009, 02:10:02 PM
 shutup:
Title: Re: My Life with Mr Wench
Post by: Bar Wench on March 13, 2009, 02:10:31 PM
Think I need an agent. That was what was suggested last time.
Title: Re: My Life with Mr Wench
Post by: Nick on March 13, 2009, 02:11:10 PM
My name is Bond, James Bond  spider:
Title: Re: My Life with Mr Wench
Post by: Bar Wench on March 13, 2009, 02:12:17 PM
I'm sure he would be more than adequate.
Title: Re: My Life with Mr Wench
Post by: Pastis on March 13, 2009, 02:14:34 PM
Think I need an agent. That was what was suggested last time.

That's been suggested to me too.
Title: Re: My Life with Mr Wench
Post by: Nick on March 13, 2009, 02:15:19 PM
You are basely thinking of swimming trunks, I can just tell Wench.

Bad Wench  noooo:
Title: Re: My Life with Mr Wench
Post by: Snoopy on March 13, 2009, 02:16:27 PM
Get a copy of the latest Writers Handbook and read it first. An agent is certainly a good plan but if, for example, you want to write for Mills and Boon (no that is not an insult, they pay bloody well) they will not entertain anything submitted by an agent. They will, however send you a set of criterea by which they decide who to publish and who not. It depends what you are writing and where you see your market. I have a feeling we have had this conversation elsewhere (pos PM) some time ago. The Writers Handbook tells all.

I write, I publish, I edit. SWWLTBO teaches "Creative Writing" ~ Any help we can give is yours.
Title: Re: My Life with Mr Wench
Post by: Bar Wench on March 13, 2009, 02:21:16 PM
We have indeed had this conversation before!  ;) Mills and Boon is fast becoming an option so I may write to them and ask them for guidelines.

Think the problem is I go at it in fits ands starts. I'll do nothing about it for years then spend six months doing writting, polishing and sending. I really need to make an effort at doing something proper about it. Might need to wait till I have some proper time off though.
Title: Re: My Life with Mr Wench
Post by: Nick on March 13, 2009, 02:38:39 PM
You could base your first booook on the Pastis and Miss D saga   razz:
Title: Re: My Life with Mr Wench
Post by: Bar Wench on March 13, 2009, 02:42:17 PM
What the longings of an unrleated indvidual for two people to fall in love so he can intefere with their lives?  rubschin:
Title: Re: My Life with Mr Wench
Post by: Nick on March 13, 2009, 03:04:08 PM
A babby is called for!
Title: Re: My Life with Mr Wench
Post by: Snoopy on March 13, 2009, 03:09:05 PM
 Banghead


After two children my ex-wife announced that if I wanted a "babby" I could bloody well have it as she wasn't going to.
It would seem to me that someone we all hold dear may be on the verge of saying something similar.
Title: Re: My Life with Mr Wench
Post by: Pastis on March 13, 2009, 03:37:39 PM
What the longings of an unrleated indvidual for two people to fall in love so he can intefere with their lives?  rubschin:

There's your one line synopsis for starters.
Title: Re: My Life with Mr Wench
Post by: Nick on March 13, 2009, 03:47:35 PM
There's money in this

 Popcorn:
Title: Re: My Life with Mr Wench
Post by: Bar Wench on March 13, 2009, 03:51:39 PM
There's money in this

 Popcorn:

Not for you. You're handing it all over for the babby you are so desperate for!
Title: Re: My Life with Mr Wench
Post by: Nick on March 13, 2009, 03:53:43 PM
We need a pub babby.

We have a dog

We have a bear

We have regulars

We have gerls, like

We need a cat, perhaps  rubschin:

And a BABBY  cloud9:

Mr Wench is home for the weekend. Get bizzy, like eyes:
Title: Re: My Life with Mr Wench
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 13, 2009, 04:01:13 PM
You'd lose your regulars, definately the dog and probably the bear as well.
Title: Re: My Life with Mr Wench
Post by: Pirate on March 13, 2009, 08:00:10 PM
 noooo: Nothing worse than screaming kids  (and parents)

Especially those sitting behind you on a four and half hour flight, then they start to kick the back of the seat  cloud9:

Then they are sick2:

Love it
Title: Re: My Life with Mr Wench
Post by: Barman on March 14, 2009, 07:36:20 AM
You'd lose your regulars, definately the dog and probably the bear as well.
And the Barman...  evil:
Title: Re: My Life with Mr Wench
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 14, 2009, 09:58:53 AM
What the longings of an unrleated indvidual for two people to fall in love so he can intefere with their lives?  rubschin:

 happy088

What a gerl  cloud9:
Title: Re: My Life with Mr Wench
Post by: GROWLER on March 14, 2009, 10:11:27 AM
You'd lose your regulars, definately the dog and probably the bear as well.

Bit late in on this. Where we goin' then? Have I missed something?

Been some more bear baiting and dog hounding going on?  ::)
Who's stirring it up THIS time then?
Title: Re: My Life with Mr Wench
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 14, 2009, 11:23:38 AM
You need to ask  noooo:
Title: Re: My Life with Mr Wench
Post by: Barman on March 14, 2009, 11:24:35 AM
You need to ask  noooo:
Indeed... why ask...?  noooo:
Title: Re: My Life with Mr Wench
Post by: GROWLER on March 14, 2009, 12:22:38 PM
You need to ask  noooo:
Indeed... why ask...?  noooo:

I'm not. It was a statement of boredom and repetivity rather than a question.  confused: