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Title: Miss Piggy nude pictures. Kermit dead.
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 15, 2009, 12:05:04 PM

From middle daughter (primary school teacher) pupils 'Nature Diary'.

"My Dad said a frog croaked last night. We looked in the pond today and there was a load of frogs porn. I think that's why he croaked."






Filed away for future use.  whistle:

Title: Re: Miss Piggy nude pictures. Kermit dead.
Post by: GROWLER on March 15, 2009, 12:22:12 PM

Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 15, 2009, 12:05:04 PM

From middle daughter (primary school teacher) pupils 'Nature Diary'.

"My Dad said a frog croaked last night. We looked in the pond today and there was a load of frogs porn. I think that's why he croaked."






Filed away for future use.  whistle:

Sweet as a spring nut.  lol:
 Young kids, mmmmm, shame they turn into teenagers in'it? ::)

Title: Re: Miss Piggy nude pictures. Kermit dead.
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2009, 03:43:12 PM

The Boy has asked if he can have GF over for a sleepover.

Very innocent like.

But she has boobs!!

Title: Re: Miss Piggy nude pictures. Kermit dead.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 15, 2009, 03:44:19 PM

That's a no then  eeek:

Title: Re: Miss Piggy nude pictures. Kermit dead.
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2009, 03:48:07 PM

Deffo a no. He has no idea about boobs yet, but he is a quick learner!  eeek:

Title: Re: Miss Piggy nude pictures. Kermit dead.
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2009, 07:13:03 PM

Back now and very muddy  noooo:

Title: Re: Miss Piggy nude pictures. Kermit dead.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 15, 2009, 09:04:32 PM

Where has he buried the GF  eeek:

Title: Re: Miss Piggy nude pictures. Kermit dead.
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2009, 09:06:24 PM

He won't tell  eyes: