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Title: Shall we go out for a drink darling...?
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2009, 01:00:12 PM
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 lol:
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Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 16, 2009, 01:46:14 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
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Post by: Nick on March 16, 2009, 02:42:30 PM
Sadly, it is too true  noooo:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2009, 02:53:58 PM
A girl likes to have options - what's wrong with that  Shrugs:
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Post by: Nick on March 16, 2009, 02:56:35 PM
Hence the 17 suitcases when you go on holiday  noooo:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2009, 02:59:53 PM
All of it vital and very very necessary  8)
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Post by: Nick on March 16, 2009, 03:00:52 PM
How many bikinis do you need?  Shrugs:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2009, 03:01:42 PM
How many bikinis do you need?  Shrugs:
1.5
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2009, 03:02:49 PM
It's not about what you need - it's about what you'd like.  I have many bikini's - before you start these will not all be going to Cyprus  noooo: , but I hate wearing the same thing several times over in the space of a week or two. Therefore you have choices. Simple.  lol:
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Post by: Nick on March 16, 2009, 03:03:50 PM
At last. The bikini collection admission we needed.
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2009, 03:11:05 PM
Needed for what  confused2:
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Post by: Nick on March 16, 2009, 03:14:25 PM
Evidence!  eveilgrin:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2009, 03:15:43 PM
of ???????????
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Post by: Nick on March 16, 2009, 03:16:18 PM
Bikini ownership. BM will be all excited now
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2009, 03:18:54 PM
I seriously doubt that  noooo:
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Post by: Barman on March 16, 2009, 03:32:44 PM
Hence the 17 suitcases when you go on holiday  noooo:
Seventeen????  eeek:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2009, 03:35:34 PM
More or less   shrugs:
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Post by: Barman on March 16, 2009, 03:43:37 PM
More or less   shrugs:
How will we get them in the car like...?
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2009, 03:45:08 PM
Well I am presuming you will take the cases full of the stuff you have requested  ::)

Then leave me to get a cab with my personal belongings  cry:
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Post by: Barman on March 16, 2009, 03:47:18 PM
Well I am presuming you will take the cases full of the stuff you have requested  ::)

Then leave me to get a cab with my personal belongings  cry:

**cough** Anyhooo.... enough about luggage like eh...? **cough**

 redface:
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Post by: Nick on March 16, 2009, 03:50:32 PM
LL will be putting all his Y fronts in the freezer, like. She always does that when they have laydee guests
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Post by: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2009, 04:07:27 PM
LL will be putting all his Y fronts in the freezer, like. She always does that when they have laydee guests
Thats what BM told you?

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Post by: Barman on March 16, 2009, 04:09:57 PM
LL will be putting all his Y fronts in the freezer, like. She always does that when they have laydee guests
Thats what BM told you?

 happy001 happy001

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eeek:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2009, 04:11:22 PM
It will all be in the debrief  I provide when I get back and have freedom of speech  lol:
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Post by: Nick on March 16, 2009, 04:12:12 PM
The debrief may come sooner than you think!  scared2:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2009, 04:21:47 PM
De frozen brief.  eeek:
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Post by: Nick on March 16, 2009, 04:22:30 PM
At least LL's freezer werks, like  noooo:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2009, 04:23:31 PM
Mine works - it's just there is nothing in it  evil:

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Post by: Nick on March 16, 2009, 04:25:06 PM
That's what BM said about his vasectomy  noooo:
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Post by: Barman on March 16, 2009, 04:25:17 PM
Mine works - it's just there is nothing in it  evil:


shutup:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2009, 04:27:08 PM
That's what BM said about his vasectomy  noooo:
drumroll: drumroll:
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Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 16, 2009, 09:05:09 PM
That's what BM said about his vasectomy  noooo:

Steady... evil: