The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on March 16, 2009, 02:48:59 PM
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I have had no viagra related e mails for three days. Is it just me?
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I don't normally get those whistle:
However the Alliance and Leicester have been very persistent in asking me to log into my non existent account for some time now noooo:
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Using Thunderbird seems to have solved my spam problems almost completely. In fact I sometimes find them too efficient and have to drag something out of the junk box.
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Using Thunderbird seems to have solved my spam problems almost completely. In fact I sometimes find them too efficient and have to drag something out of the junk box.
Old bones, chewed slippers and suchlike?
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Since moving to gmail I've seen neither hide nor hair of any spam.
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Since moving to gmail I've seen neither hide nor hair of any spam.
Any meat at all?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE
Some SPAM just for Nick.... lol:
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Since moving to gmail I've seen neither hide nor hair of any spam.
Any meat at all?
Chicken
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Most of mine seem to be about pork and stuff
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Most of mine seem to be about pork and stuff
Cider?
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Most of mine seem to be about pork and stuff
Cider?
With Rosie?
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That seemed to be the general plan, like, yes.
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I sssay steady on chap 'the boy' will no doubt have something to say about this! eeek:
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I sssay steady on chap 'the boy' will no doubt have something to say about this! eeek:
I think the GF has no truck with meat at all, never mind in cider. noooo:
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He is round there now. 'Helping her' with something scared2:
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He is round there now. 'Helping her' with something scared2:
Introducing her to the joys of 'pork sausages' no doubt...
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scared2:
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He is round there now. 'Helping her' with something scared2:
Introducing her to the joys of 'pork sausages' no doubt...
Quorn I'm sure. noooo:
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He is round there now. 'Helping her' with something scared2:
Introducing her to the joys of 'pork sausages' no doubt...
Quorn I'm sure. noooo:
Porn I'm sure. noooo: it's the meaty version of Quorn, or so I am led to believe.
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I don't normally get those whistle:
However the Alliance and Leicester have been very persistent in asking me to log into my non existent account for some time now noooo:
Me neither. Wonder if they know summat I don't? confused:
I've, apparently, got bank accounts to log onto to ammend my security details with Alliance and Leicester, Barclays, HBOS, Abbey and Lloyds.
Wondered where I stached all my self employment millions that I've alledgedly got according to my customers. ::)
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You do wonder how many muppets actually fall for this.
The sad thing is there must be some noooo:
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Since moving to gmail I've seen neither hide nor hair of any spam.
? Is that male eqivalent of the gspot?
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No - this actually does exist lol:
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Just read today's spam folder crap, and me Abbey account has been locked this morning! sad32:
Strange as I don't actually do online banking. lol:
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Just accessed my work emails - lots of crap in German this morning . Shrugs:
I have enough trouble with understanding English noooo:
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I've got a message from McAfee inviting me to renew my antivirus software. I don't use McAfee so I guess that it could be counted as spam.
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I've got a message from McAfee inviting me to renew my antivirus software. I don't use McAfee so I guess that it could be counted as spam.
"Are you now, or have you every been, a user of antivirus software?"
Sorry, that was McCarthy antivirus. redface:
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happy001 happy001
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I've got a message from McAfee inviting me to renew my antivirus software. I don't use McAfee so I guess that it could be counted as spam.
"Are you now, or have you every been, a user of antivirus software?"
Sorry, that was McCarthy antivirus. redface:
You've had your 8 hours haven't you 8)
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Having said I seldom get spam since moving to Thunderbird I was told this morning that my credit cards (note the S) with the Bank of Montreal have been suspended as they may have been fraudulently used by a third party and would I please email my details in order for my cards to be reinstated.
eeek: I didn't even know Montreal had a bank.
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I appear to have a new friend this morning ... noooo:
GOOD DAY
MY Name is madam laran mendoza from philippine.My husband was in the
cabinet of formal President, Joseph Estrada before he was poision and
died.
I inherited a total sum of 12.3 million dollars from mylate husband,
this money which is concealed in a metallic trunk box is deposited with a
security andfinance company in abroad.
i will give you more details when i hear from you
madam laran
N.B.
1 I will like this transaction to be very confidential.
2 you have to send me your direct phone and fax number
eyes:
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It's your lucky day!
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noooo:
Never trust a woman with a metallic box.
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Spoke too soon. Now here is an offer
Do you sometimes envy young boys who can easily satisfy girls five or more times? You are good in bed too, but nothing can substitute youth. Nothing? There is one method to compensate any age and make your girls really exhausted. Buy our solution now and get it much cheaper!
http://diet.drooljust.com
Five? eeek:
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Is that all? .............. Youngsters today ~ No stamina. noooo:
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I quite agree happy088
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Thirded! whistle:
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He is a card noooo:
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Ace or Joker?
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Ace... eyes:
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I can hardly raise myself to do this. It is too cruel noooo:
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noooo:
Never trust a woman with a metallic box.
Even if she does have a golden triangle
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Do you sometimes envy young boys who can easily satisfy girls five or more times? You are good in bed too, but nothing can substitute youth. Nothing? There is one method to compensate any age and make your girls really exhausted. Buy our solution now and get it much cheaper!
http://diet.drooljust.com
Is that all? .............. Youngsters today ~ No stamina. noooo:
I quite agree happy088
Thirded! whistle:
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
I see the 3 stooges have reformed
ohh my sides hurt so much
Thank you boys lol:
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I am surrounded by idiots evil:
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Found this in my junk mail folder today lol:
Subject: Nigerian Astronaut Wants To Come Home
Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA)
Plot 555
Misau Street
PMB 437
Garki, Abuja, FCT NIGERIA
Dear Mr. Sir,
REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL
I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.
In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.
Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.
Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.
Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter.
Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number 234 (0) 9-234-2220 only.
Yours Sincerely, Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
tip@nasrda.gov.ng
http://www.nasrda.gov.ng/ (http://www.nasrda.gov.ng/)
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Found this in my junk mail folder today lol:
Subject: Nigerian Astronaut Wants To Come Home
Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA)
Plot 555
Misau Street
PMB 437
Garki, Abuja, FCT NIGERIA
Dear Mr. Sir,
REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL
I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.
In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.
Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.
Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.
Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter.
Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number 234 (0) 9-234-2220 only.
Yours Sincerely, Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
tip@nasrda.gov.ng
http://www.nasrda.gov.ng/ (http://www.nasrda.gov.ng/)
happy001
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happy001 happy001
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There was the temptation to reply with 'just tell the bugger to jump' lol:
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There was the temptation to reply with 'just tell the bugger to jump' lol:
lol: lol: lol:
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There was the temptation to reply with 'just tell the bugger to jump' lol:
You could point out that Astronauts are American and Cosmonauts are Russian....
...and that he'd be more effective if he changed the subject to Nigerian Nigernaut Wants To Come Home... whistle:
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Or say "leave him up there, safer there than if he comes back to Nigeria"
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There was the temptation to reply with 'just tell the bugger to jump' lol:
You could point out that Astronauts are American and Cosmonauts are Russian....
...and that he'd be more effective if he changed the subject to Nigerian Nigernaut Wants To Come Home... whistle:
lol: lol: