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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on March 16, 2009, 02:48:59 PM

Title: SPAM
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2009, 02:48:59 PM
I have had no viagra related e mails for three days. Is it just me?
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2009, 02:52:16 PM
I don't normally get those  whistle:

However the Alliance and Leicester have been very persistent in asking me to log into my non existent account for some time now  noooo:
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Snoopy on March 16, 2009, 02:55:27 PM
Using Thunderbird seems to have solved my spam problems almost completely. In fact I sometimes find them too efficient and have to drag something out of the junk box.
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2009, 03:01:04 PM
Using Thunderbird seems to have solved my spam problems almost completely. In fact I sometimes find them too efficient and have to drag something out of the junk box.
Old bones, chewed slippers and suchlike?
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Bar Wench on March 16, 2009, 03:02:44 PM
Since moving to gmail I've seen neither hide nor hair of any spam.
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2009, 03:04:08 PM
Since moving to gmail I've seen neither hide nor hair of any spam.
Any meat at all?
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 16, 2009, 03:19:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE



Some SPAM just for Nick.... lol:
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Bar Wench on March 16, 2009, 03:22:56 PM
Since moving to gmail I've seen neither hide nor hair of any spam.
Any meat at all?

Chicken
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2009, 03:51:51 PM
Most of mine seem to be about pork and stuff
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2009, 03:58:59 PM
Most of mine seem to be about pork and stuff
Cider?
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 16, 2009, 04:00:15 PM
Most of mine seem to be about pork and stuff
Cider?

With Rosie?
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2009, 04:00:39 PM
That seemed to be the general plan, like, yes.
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 16, 2009, 04:09:57 PM
I sssay steady on chap 'the boy' will no doubt have something to say about this! eeek:
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2009, 04:13:19 PM
I sssay steady on chap 'the boy' will no doubt have something to say about this! eeek:
I think the GF has no truck with meat at all, never mind in cider.  noooo:
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2009, 04:14:25 PM
He is round there now. 'Helping her' with something  scared2:
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 16, 2009, 04:15:46 PM
He is round there now. 'Helping her' with something  scared2:

Introducing her to the joys of 'pork sausages' no doubt...
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2009, 04:16:23 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2009, 04:17:47 PM
He is round there now. 'Helping her' with something  scared2:

Introducing her to the joys of 'pork sausages' no doubt...


Quorn I'm sure.  noooo:
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 16, 2009, 04:53:48 PM
He is round there now. 'Helping her' with something  scared2:

Introducing her to the joys of 'pork sausages' no doubt...


Quorn I'm sure.  noooo:

Porn I'm sure. noooo:  it's the meaty version of Quorn, or so I am led to believe.
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: GROWLER on March 16, 2009, 07:50:31 PM
I don't normally get those  whistle:

However the Alliance and Leicester have been very persistent in asking me to log into my non existent account for some time now  noooo:

Me neither. Wonder if they know summat I don't?  confused:

I've, apparently, got bank accounts to log onto to ammend my security details with Alliance and Leicester, Barclays, HBOS, Abbey and Lloyds.
Wondered where I stached all my self employment millions that I've alledgedly got according to my customers. ::)
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2009, 07:53:35 PM
You do wonder how many muppets actually fall for this.

The sad thing is there must be some  noooo:
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on March 16, 2009, 07:57:04 PM
Since moving to gmail I've seen neither hide nor hair of any spam.
? Is that male eqivalent of the gspot?
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2009, 08:07:48 PM
No - this actually does exist  lol:
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: GROWLER on March 17, 2009, 08:46:05 AM
Just read today's spam folder crap, and me Abbey account has been locked this morning! sad32:

Strange as I don't actually do online banking. lol:
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2009, 09:13:39 AM
Just accessed my work emails - lots of crap in  German this morning . Shrugs:

I have enough trouble  with understanding English  noooo:

Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 17, 2009, 09:23:53 AM
I've got a message from McAfee inviting me to renew my antivirus software. I don't use McAfee so I guess that it could be counted as spam.
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 17, 2009, 09:27:35 AM
I've got a message from McAfee inviting me to renew my antivirus software. I don't use McAfee so I guess that it could be counted as spam.

"Are you now, or have you every been, a user of antivirus software?"


Sorry, that was McCarthy antivirus.  redface:
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 17, 2009, 09:29:39 AM
 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2009, 09:30:25 AM
I've got a message from McAfee inviting me to renew my antivirus software. I don't use McAfee so I guess that it could be counted as spam.

"Are you now, or have you every been, a user of antivirus software?"


Sorry, that was McCarthy antivirus.  redface:

You've had your 8 hours haven't you  8)
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Snoopy on March 17, 2009, 10:14:16 AM
Having said I seldom get spam since moving to Thunderbird I was told this morning that my credit cards (note the S) with the Bank of Montreal have been suspended as they may have been fraudulently used by a third party and would I please email my details in order for my cards to be reinstated.

 eeek: I didn't even know Montreal had a bank.
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Pastis on March 17, 2009, 11:12:03 AM
I appear to have a new friend this morning ...  noooo:

Quote
GOOD DAY
MY Name is madam laran mendoza from philippine.My husband was in the
cabinet of formal President, Joseph Estrada before he was poision and
died.
I inherited a total sum of 12.3 million dollars from mylate husband,
this money which is concealed in a metallic trunk box is deposited with a
security andfinance company in abroad.
i will give you more details when i hear from you
madam laran
N.B.
1 I will like this transaction to be very confidential.
2 you have to send me your direct phone and fax number


 eyes:


Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2009, 11:21:11 AM
It's your lucky day!
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 17, 2009, 11:45:17 AM
 noooo:
Never trust a woman with a metallic box.
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2009, 03:06:10 PM
Spoke too soon. Now here is an offer

Quote
Do you sometimes envy young boys who can easily satisfy girls five or more times? You are good in bed too, but nothing can substitute youth. Nothing? There is one method to compensate any age and make your girls really exhausted. Buy our solution now and get it much cheaper!

    http://diet.drooljust.com

Five? eeek:

Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Snoopy on March 17, 2009, 03:13:41 PM
Is that all?  ..............  Youngsters today ~ No stamina.  noooo:
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2009, 03:14:38 PM
I quite agree  happy088
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2009, 03:17:42 PM
Thirded!  whistle:
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2009, 03:18:40 PM
He is a card  noooo:
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Snoopy on March 17, 2009, 03:20:18 PM
Ace or Joker?
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2009, 03:29:13 PM
Ace...  eyes:
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2009, 04:10:13 PM
I can hardly raise myself to do this. It is too cruel  noooo:
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Pirate on March 17, 2009, 06:05:34 PM
noooo:
Never trust a woman with a metallic box.

Even if she does have a golden triangle
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2009, 06:37:24 PM
Quote
Do you sometimes envy young boys who can easily satisfy girls five or more times? You are good in bed too, but nothing can substitute youth. Nothing? There is one method to compensate any age and make your girls really exhausted. Buy our solution now and get it much cheaper!

http://diet.drooljust.com

Is that all?  ..............  Youngsters today ~ No stamina.  noooo:

I quite agree  happy088

Thirded!  whistle:

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

I see the 3 stooges have reformed

ohh my sides hurt so much

Thank you boys  lol:
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2009, 06:41:12 PM
I am surrounded by idiots  evil:
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 18, 2014, 07:00:03 PM
Found this in my junk mail folder today  lol:

Quote from: Scam artist who should be writing for Hollywood
Subject: Nigerian Astronaut Wants To Come Home
Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA)
Plot 555
Misau Street
PMB 437
Garki, Abuja, FCT NIGERIA

Dear Mr. Sir,

REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter.

Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number 234 (0) 9-234-2220 only.

Yours Sincerely, Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
tip@nasrda.gov.ng

http://www.nasrda.gov.ng/ (http://www.nasrda.gov.ng/)
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2014, 07:13:17 PM
Found this in my junk mail folder today  lol:

Quote from: Scam artist who should be writing for Hollywood
Subject: Nigerian Astronaut Wants To Come Home
Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA)
Plot 555
Misau Street
PMB 437
Garki, Abuja, FCT NIGERIA

Dear Mr. Sir,

REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter.

Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number 234 (0) 9-234-2220 only.

Yours Sincerely, Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
tip@nasrda.gov.ng

http://www.nasrda.gov.ng/ (http://www.nasrda.gov.ng/)

happy001
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Steve on December 18, 2014, 10:44:41 PM
happy001 happy001
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 18, 2014, 10:45:18 PM
There was the temptation to reply with 'just tell the bugger to jump'  lol:
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Steve on December 18, 2014, 11:59:41 PM
There was the temptation to reply with 'just tell the bugger to jump'  lol:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2014, 09:54:28 AM
There was the temptation to reply with 'just tell the bugger to jump'  lol:

You could point out that Astronauts are American and Cosmonauts are Russian....

...and that he'd be more effective if he changed the subject to Nigerian Nigernaut Wants To Come Home...  whistle:
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Steve on December 19, 2014, 01:37:45 PM
Or say "leave him up there, safer there than if he comes back to Nigeria"
Title: Re: SPAM
Post by: Baldy on December 19, 2014, 05:42:27 PM
There was the temptation to reply with 'just tell the bugger to jump'  lol:

You could point out that Astronauts are American and Cosmonauts are Russian....

...and that he'd be more effective if he changed the subject to Nigerian Nigernaut Wants To Come Home...  whistle:

 lol: lol: