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Title: TLC from the nurse
Post by: Nick on March 18, 2009, 09:45:25 AM
Bring her your worries and she will soothe them away  cloud9:


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Title: Re: TLC from the nurse
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 18, 2009, 09:48:44 AM
Or him  cloud9:

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Title: Re: TLC from the nurse
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2009, 09:49:55 AM
Bring her your worries and she will soothe them away  cloud9:


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Like this. .

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Title: Re: TLC from the nurse
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2009, 09:50:31 AM
No male nurses like...  noooo:
Title: Re: TLC from the nurse
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 18, 2009, 09:50:45 AM
Bring her your worries and she will soothe them away  cloud9:


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If only.  ;)
Title: Re: TLC from the nurse
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 18, 2009, 09:51:48 AM
Watch your heart rate now Uncle M  lol:
Title: Re: TLC from the nurse
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 18, 2009, 10:02:19 AM
It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom.

Goodness gracious me!


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Title: Re: TLC from the nurse
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 18, 2009, 10:09:10 AM
No male nurses like...  noooo:

I'll get my own then  evil:
Title: Re: TLC from the nurse
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2009, 10:19:48 AM
No male nurses like...  noooo:

I'll get my own then  evil:

Be careful, they are available in two very distinct formats.
Title: Re: TLC from the nurse
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 18, 2009, 10:25:19 AM
What would they be D.S.?

When I was in the Heart Hospital having tests recently my nurse was a very nice nice Somali chap. He was a dab hand with the razor when it came to having my nether regions shaved for the angiogram.  eeek:
Title: Re: TLC from the nurse
Post by: Nick on March 18, 2009, 10:26:13 AM
 :lalalala
Title: Re: TLC from the nurse
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 18, 2009, 11:15:33 AM
What would they be D.S.?

When I was in the Heart Hospital having tests recently my nurse was a very nice nice Somali chap. He was a dab hand with the razor when it came to having my nether regions shaved for the angiogram.  eeek:

This board has such huge potential  whistle: whistle: whistle:
Title: Re: TLC from the nurse
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2009, 11:35:38 AM
What would they be D.S.?

When I was in the Heart Hospital having tests recently my nurse was a very nice nice Somali chap. He was a dab hand with the razor when it came to having my nether regions shaved for the angiogram.  eeek:

I wasn't thinking of ethnicity Uncle.

More their preferences in terms of relationships, which Miss D hinted might be of interest to her.

They all look the same in uniform and it would be a shame (I presume) if she were to select one who favoured approaching the port from the South.
Title: Re: TLC from the nurse
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2009, 11:38:00 AM
What would they be D.S.?

When I was in the Heart Hospital having tests recently my nurse was a very nice nice Somali chap. He was a dab hand with the razor when it came to having my nether regions shaved for the angiogram.  eeek:

I wasn't thinking of ethnicity Uncle.

More their preferences in terms of relationships, which Miss D hinted might be of interest to her.

They all look the same in uniform and it would be a shame (I presume) if she were to select one who favoured approaching the port from the South.
You're trying to say they're all pooftahs like actors aren't you Darwin - spit it out man!  ;D
Title: Re: TLC from the nurse
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 18, 2009, 11:42:34 AM
I wasn't thinking of ethnicity Uncle.


Neither was I D.S. Your comment wasn't as cryptic as I thought. My nurse was straight as a die. 
Title: Re: TLC from the nurse
Post by: Nick on March 18, 2009, 11:43:50 AM
http://www.vasectomymedical.com/features/vasectomy-videos.html (http://www.vasectomymedical.com/features/vasectomy-videos.html)  whistle:

Take my advice and do not click on the link
Title: Re: TLC from the nurse
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 18, 2009, 11:48:08 AM
They all look the same in uniform and it would be a shame (I presume) if she were to select one who favoured approaching the port from the South.

Thank you for looking after my interests DS  lol:
Title: Re: TLC from the nurse
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2009, 11:50:50 AM
What would they be D.S.?

When I was in the Heart Hospital having tests recently my nurse was a very nice nice Somali chap. He was a dab hand with the razor when it came to having my nether regions shaved for the angiogram.  eeek:

I wasn't thinking of ethnicity Uncle.

More their preferences in terms of relationships, which Miss D hinted might be of interest to her.

They all look the same in uniform and it would be a shame (I presume) if she were to select one who favoured approaching the port from the South.
You're trying to say they're all pooftahs like actors aren't you Darwin - spit it out man!  ;D

Not at all.

Males nurses appear (like many medical folk) to be very keen on nooky. However, as I believe to be the case with males who do more 'traditionally' female jobs, the proportion of gays is above average.

A good friend of mine for nearly 50 years was a psychiatric nurse and went on to a very senior post in that field.

I would never have trusted him with my wife or any other lady.

None of this detracts from the fact that all actors are pooftahs.
Title: Re: TLC from the nurse
Post by: Nick on March 18, 2009, 11:51:49 AM
Ditto most ballet dancers. The one who are not pooftahs have a jolly busy time  eyes:
Title: Re: TLC from the nurse
Post by: tel on March 18, 2009, 12:09:14 PM
What would they be D.S.?

When I was in the Heart Hospital having tests recently my nurse was a very nice nice Somali chap. He was a dab hand with the razor when it came to having my nether regions shaved for the angiogram.  eeek:

You woz very lucky.

When I was in the Brompton for mine, I had to shave myself.
That was 4 days after a heart attack. I was bloody nervous.
It was more scary than the angiogram/plasty later on.
Title: Re: TLC from the nurse
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2009, 02:27:55 PM
When I was in the Brompton for mine, I had to shave myself.

We saw it on Youtube. Hilarious.  ;D