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Title: Nice turn of phrase
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2009, 07:28:05 PM

Regulars will know how I enjoy good use of our rich language.

A neighbour popped in this evening and was chatting about the antics of a recently arrived "Good Life" couple who have acquired some decorative Jacobs sheep for their paddock and were trying to fill an old bath with drinking water.

"He was using a hose that had more joints in it than a Dutch coffee shop"

 lol:

Title: Re: Nice turn of phrase
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 18, 2009, 07:34:58 PM

What's this - newcomers  in town   eeek:

Are they aware of the initiation ceremonies they will have to go through  whistle:

Title: Re: Nice turn of phrase
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2009, 07:39:14 PM

Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 18, 2009, 07:34:58 PM

What's this - newcomers  in town   eeek:

Are they aware of the initiation ceremonies they will have to go through  whistle:

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Title: Re: Nice turn of phrase
Post by: Nick on March 18, 2009, 07:52:02 PM

A BBQ?

Title: Re: Nice turn of phrase
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 18, 2009, 07:53:52 PM

Is that Snoops new smoker that he's building  rubschin: