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Title: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Pastis on March 24, 2009, 04:47:37 PM
Ok, boys 'n' girls, how d'you ripen avocados more quickly then? Is there a quick route? The ones I bought are rock hard.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2009, 05:56:13 PM
Avocados = pukester...  noooo:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Snoopy on March 24, 2009, 06:06:19 PM
Ok, boys 'n' girls, how d'you ripen avocados more quickly then? Is there a quick route? The ones I bought are rock hard.  rubschin:

The theory is that if you buy them with the stalk still attached (only half an inch or so) they will keep for some considerable time thus I would ensure that the stalk is fully removed and place the avocados with some bananas which are know to cause fruit to ripen quickly because of the gas they give off.

Once upon a time Mrs S#2 told me of a method of ripening hard avocados in the microwave but I have just asked her and she cannot now remember the setting or the time involved. (I have a feeling it was on defrost for a minute and then leave overnight but I'm probably wrong)

I guess it depends on when you want to eat them. We have given up buying them as they are always too hard these days, stay that way for weeks whether kept in or out of the fridge and then go straight from rock hard to black mush seemingly overnight. I dunno where one can buy decent avocados any more.
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Pastis on March 24, 2009, 06:10:58 PM
There is a theory that if you put them in a brown paper bag they ripen more quickly; seems strangely arcane and mysterious... I like the banana vapour idea though  rubschin:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 24, 2009, 06:11:40 PM
Stamp on them  shrugs:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2009, 06:11:49 PM
There is a theory that if you put them in a brown paper bag they ripen more quickly; seems strangely arcane and mysterious... I like the banana vapour idea though  rubschin:
Indeed...

Put them in a brown paper bag and chuck them in the bin....  whistle:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Snoopy on March 24, 2009, 06:12:29 PM
http://vegetarian.about.com/od/cookingtipstools/qt/ripenavocados.htm  (About halfway down the page)


Several internet sites recommend placing them in a brown paper bag with a banana or a tomato.
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2009, 06:15:02 PM
http://vegetarian.about.com/od/cookingtipstools/qt/ripenavocados.htm  (About halfway down the page)


Several internet sites recommend placing them in a brown paper bag with a banana or a tomato.
Or potato peelings... or anything else you intend to bin....  whistle:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Pastis on March 24, 2009, 06:15:34 PM
http://vegetarian.about.com/od/cookingtipstools/qt/ripenavocados.htm  (About halfway down the page)


Several internet sites recommend placing them in a brown paper bag with a banana or a tomato.

Ignoring the philistines  whistle:   I might have a go at that; I wonder if a jiffy bag would do  rubschin:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Snoopy on March 24, 2009, 06:18:18 PM
http://vegetarian.about.com/od/cookingtipstools/qt/ripenavocados.htm  (About halfway down the page)


Several internet sites recommend placing them in a brown paper bag with a banana or a tomato.

Ignoring the philistines  whistle:   I might have a go at that; I wonder if a jiffy bag would do  rubschin:

Prolly do the job ~ I 'spect it is the darkness rather than the brownness inside the bag and a nana or tommytoe should help but make sure you have pulled the stalk out ~ Got that tip from AWT.
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 24, 2009, 06:19:47 PM
 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Batter it with a baseball bat in the dark with a bag over it's head....

oops sorry crossed threads again  lol:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 24, 2009, 06:22:58 PM
http://vegetarian.about.com/od/cookingtipstools/qt/ripenavocados.htm  (About halfway down the page)


Several internet sites recommend placing them in a brown paper bag with a banana or a tomato.

"Place an avocado, a tomato and a banana in a brown paper bag and put in your trouser pocket.

Stand somewhere dark such as an alleyway or park at night.

When the magistrate releases you, the avocado should be ripe."
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2009, 06:23:57 PM
http://vegetarian.about.com/od/cookingtipstools/qt/ripenavocados.htm  (About halfway down the page)


Several internet sites recommend placing them in a brown paper bag with a banana or a tomato.

"Place an avocado, a tomato and a banana in a brown paper bag and put in your trouser pocket.

Stand somewhere dark such as an alleyway or park at night.

When the magistrate releases you, the avocado should be ripe."
happy001
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Snoopy on March 24, 2009, 06:25:37 PM
This site reckons the microwave does not ripen the avocado but will soften it by cooking it

http://www.avocado.org/
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Pastis on March 24, 2009, 06:26:13 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

I'd hoped for a salad rather than a custodial sentence
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Pastis on March 24, 2009, 06:29:57 PM
This site reckons the microwave does not ripen the avocado but will soften it by cooking it

http://www.avocado.org/

Avocado dot org  eeek:  Oh my, the wonders of t'interweb.


Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2009, 06:30:36 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Snoopy on March 24, 2009, 06:32:03 PM
Indeed ~ It's a site for Californian Avocado Farmers believe it or not. Some good recipes tho'.
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Pastis on March 24, 2009, 06:59:55 PM
Indeed ~ It's a site for Californian Avocado Farmers believe it or not. Some good recipes tho'.

Bookmarked, ta.  8)

Fie to the avocado haters  evil:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Snoopy on March 24, 2009, 07:01:11 PM
Indeed ~ It's a site for Californian Avocado Farmers believe it or not. Some good recipes tho'.

Bookmarked, ta.  8)

Fie to the avocado haters  evil:

Double fie and fie again I say. God made few finer fruits.
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2009, 07:01:57 PM
sick perverts...  noooo:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Snoopy on March 24, 2009, 07:02:58 PM
 whistle:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 24, 2009, 07:03:30 PM
Fie to the avocado haters  evil:

We prefer to be known as the Guacamole Freedom Fighters thank you very much   8)
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2009, 07:05:53 PM
Fie to the avocado haters  evil:

We prefer to be known as the Guacamole Freedom Fighters thank you very much   8)

All hail the Guacamole Freedom Fighters!  worthy:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Pastis on March 24, 2009, 07:13:29 PM
Fie to the avocado haters  evil:

We prefer to be known as the Guacamole Freedom Fighters thank you very much   8)

So what's your mission statement then eh?  Free all avocados from the clutches of kitchen staff and the restauranteur running dogs?  ;)
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2009, 07:15:38 PM
Fie to the avocado haters  evil:

We prefer to be known as the Guacamole Freedom Fighters thank you very much   8)

So what's your mission statement then eh?  Free all avocados from the clutches of kitchen staff and the restauranteur running dogs?  ;)
Nooooo....  noooo:

All avocados are evil and deserve only the waste disposal unit as their final destination...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 24, 2009, 07:19:21 PM
So what's your mission statement then eh?  Free all avocados from the clutches of kitchen staff and the restauranteur running dogs?  ;)

I will have you know that the Guacamole Freedom Fighters is a very well run and highly organised elite unit. We have a specialist undercover immigration division that is deployed in the act of returning all Avocado's to where they rightfully belong.

Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2009, 07:19:41 PM
noooo: noooo: noooo:

Batter it with a baseball bat in the dark with a bag over it's head....

oops sorry crossed threads again  lol:

Surely that should be included in the what does Miss D need to pack thread.  whistle:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Snoopy on March 24, 2009, 07:23:46 PM
So what's your mission statement then eh?  Free all avocados from the clutches of kitchen staff and the restauranteur running dogs?  ;)

I will have you know that the Guacamole Freedom Fighters is a very well run and highly organised elite unit. We have a specialist undercover immigration division that is deployed in the act of returning all Avocado's to where they rightfully belong.



Between two slices of bread along with some chicken and mayo.  cloud9:
OR
In a Ciabatta roll with Bacon and brie  cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 24, 2009, 07:25:21 PM
Between two slices of bread along with some chicken and mayo.  cloud9:
OR
In a Ciabata roll with Bacon and brie  cloud9: cloud9:

Oh Snoopy Snoopy Snoopy  noooo:

You're a dog - you'll eat anything  lol:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2009, 07:31:13 PM
Between two slices of bread along with some chicken and mayo.  cloud9:
OR
In a Ciabata roll with Bacon and brie  cloud9: cloud9:

Oh Snoopy Snoopy Snoopy  noooo:

You're a dog - you'll eat anything  lol:
happy001
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2009, 07:40:33 PM
Between two slices of bread along with some chicken and mayo.  cloud9:
OR
In a Ciabata roll with Bacon and brie  cloud9: cloud9:

Oh Snoopy Snoopy Snoopy  noooo:

You're a dog - you'll eat anything  lol:
happy001

Apart from Baldy's special basil bread that is.  point:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Pastis on March 26, 2009, 03:14:50 PM
Update.

Brown bag with 4 avocados + 2 bananas for 2 days....

1 ripe avocado so far; waiting on the others  tunble:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 26, 2009, 03:15:17 PM
Aren't you hungry by now  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Pastis on March 26, 2009, 03:16:19 PM
Starving and wasting away....  lol:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 26, 2009, 03:21:01 PM
Starving and wasting away....  lol:

Oh no....can't have that can we  ;)
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2009, 03:28:10 PM
He must keep his strength up  cloud9:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Pastis on March 26, 2009, 03:29:32 PM
Haven't you got some chilli to stir?   noooo:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 26, 2009, 03:30:27 PM
He must keep his strength up  cloud9:


For why ??


Do you have goss  eatarrow:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Snoopy on March 30, 2009, 02:35:05 PM
So what happened to the avocados? Did they ripen? How long did it take them?
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Pastis on March 30, 2009, 03:30:07 PM
All ripened now. 1 took about 2 days, the other 3 took about 5.
I've been polishing up the art of the clean split, removal of the pit and a clean single scoop with a dessert spoon  cloud9:

Warm ciabatta with bacon, avocado ... yum, and today with chicken, avocado and bit of mayo ... very tasty!

Thanks for all the tips  happy088

Strangely, the ones I bought were technically past their sell by date but in fact just unripe. I think it was about a pound for the four.
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Snoopy on March 30, 2009, 03:35:11 PM
Drool
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2009, 03:59:17 PM
My avocados are unripe. And I have run out of bananas  redface:

Advice please
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Snoopy on March 30, 2009, 04:20:06 PM
Place them in a brown bag with a tomato. It may take a few days.
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Pastis on March 30, 2009, 05:07:07 PM
Keep the bag on show; that way you won't forget to check them and it will provide an interesting conversation point should friends drop in.  whistle:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Snoopy on March 30, 2009, 05:10:48 PM
Keep the bag on show; that way you won't forget to check them and it will provide an interesting conversation point should friends drop in.  whistle:

Wot ~ other than Rugs and the price of repairs to Saxophones you mean?
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2009, 05:16:28 PM
I have no brown bags. Are other colours OK?
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Pastis on March 30, 2009, 05:19:23 PM
I have no brown bags. Are other colours OK?

Research so far has only extended to a size 6 padded Jiffy bag - which works fine. Why don't you experiment?
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2009, 05:20:32 PM
¬Experiment!!  happy088 doh:

I may be some time!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Snoopy on March 30, 2009, 05:30:55 PM
Don't use white bags or plastic ones. The former let light through and the latter will make the avocados "sweat".
A large manila envelope will do the job.
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2009, 05:34:43 PM
I have no brown bags. Are other colours OK?

Research so far has only extended to a size 6 padded Jiffy bag - which works fine. Why don't you experiment?

Pastis didnt you get the "talk" when youo first joined? Never use the E word with Nick. God only knows what will happen now. scared2:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Pastis on March 30, 2009, 05:43:46 PM
Nick's take on experimenting with Avocados could be interesting; besides, I'm a decent mileage away from the impact zone  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2009, 05:50:08 PM
Are you absolutely sure you are a safe distance, this is Nick we are talking about after all....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2009, 07:44:53 PM
 whistle:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2009, 07:49:04 PM
They fit big blue bags over bunches of bananas here - presumably to help them ripen... or keep pests off or summat.... try a blue bag...  whistle:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Snoopy on March 31, 2009, 07:51:09 AM
 rubschin:  Am I the only one to remember these?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.oldandinteresting.com%2Fimages%2Fbagblue.jpg&hash=23790895db5550fb48f6f453be960364a98f830b)
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 31, 2009, 07:52:58 AM
Had to press me nose right up to the screen to confirm haven't got a clue what you're talking about  lol:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Snoopy on March 31, 2009, 07:54:59 AM
Blue Bags ~ mother used to pop one into the copper boiler when she washed "whites".

DS will know all about them ~ I 'spect he watched the laundry maid when he was a lad.
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 31, 2009, 07:57:10 AM
Was that Mrs DS 1  rubschin:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Snoopy on March 31, 2009, 07:58:30 AM
No ~ back when he was in short trousers ~ as opposed to long trousers pulled well up to his chest.
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 31, 2009, 07:59:25 AM
No ~ back when he was in short trousers ~ as opposed to long trousers pulled well up to his chest.

To cover any stains from the laundry maid  whacky115
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Snoopy on March 31, 2009, 08:01:24 AM
DS will understand what I mean. ;D

A clue:

http://www.oldandinteresting.com/laundry-blue.aspx
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 31, 2009, 09:46:44 AM
What a rigmarole - just to wash some clothes like  noooo:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Snoopy on March 31, 2009, 10:15:24 AM
That's why MEN invented Biological powders and liquids as well as washing machines and tumble dryers not to mention easy iron fabrics ~ to give you some time off like  lol:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 31, 2009, 10:18:14 AM
That's why MEN invented Biological powders and liquids as well as washing machines and tumble dryers not to mention easy iron fabrics ~ to give you some time off like  lol:

and less excuses no doubt for not serving the need of their  men folk  lol:

Selfless heroes these men  eeek:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Snoopy on March 31, 2009, 10:23:39 AM
You lot have not stopped wanting things since you got the bloody vote! As men have had to shoulder more and more of the burden we have done so much for you wimmin.

Washing Machines
Vacuum Cleaners
Non Stick Pans
Self Clean Ovens
Dishwashers
Microwaves
Ready Meals
Stay Pressed Fabrics
Orgasms

ALL INVENTED BY MEN FOR THEIR WIMMIN


Honestly ~ If we had the babies we'd find an easier way to give birth  razz:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 31, 2009, 10:32:08 AM
And I'm sure you are reminded daily of our undying gratitude  noooo:

Look forward to the childbirth scenario - now that I would pay good money to see  Popcorn:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thehumorarchives.com%2Fattachment%2F144%2Fmanbaby.jpg&hash=6c16913426793e7acd7e17e01f7708c7159f6b75)
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Snoopy on March 31, 2009, 10:34:25 AM
Oh ~ I've had five (or six or seven depending who you believe). Looks like a piece of cake ~ I never felt a thing.

Nothing worse than the morning after a good Balti IMHO  whistle:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 31, 2009, 10:36:19 AM
Oh ~ I've had five (or six or seven depending who you believe). Looks like a piece of cake ~ I never felt a thing.

Didn't the maintenance payments hurt like hell though  lol:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Snoopy on March 31, 2009, 10:38:21 AM
Oh ~ I've had five (or six or seven depending who you believe). Looks like a piece of cake ~ I never felt a thing.

Didn't the maintenance payments hurt like hell though  lol:


Trust you to find a flaw in the argument. ;)


Still the Snoopy genes march on relentlessly.
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 31, 2009, 04:26:28 PM
Yes I remember Blue Bags.

And scullery maids

And respect for old people. .  evil:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Snoopy on March 31, 2009, 04:37:15 PM
 happy100
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2009, 04:43:05 PM
Yes I remember Blue Bags.

And the Ford Model T

And scullery maids

And respect for old people. .  evil:

whistle:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 31, 2009, 04:52:09 PM
Yes I remember Blue Bags.
And scullery maids
And respect for old people. .  evil:

When you get old we will respect you  angel1
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Nick on March 31, 2009, 05:56:30 PM
But until then!!  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 31, 2009, 06:54:16 PM
Yes I remember Blue Bags.
And scullery maids
And respect for old people. .  evil:

When you get old we will respect you  angel1
cloud9:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: apc2010 on July 22, 2015, 08:10:22 PM
As part of trying to put on weight ,I am eating at least one a day and Pastis is right ...they are either over ripe or you have to wait a week.. evil:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2015, 08:14:35 PM
Buying cheap ones?  whistle:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: apc2010 on July 22, 2015, 08:25:43 PM
Buying cheap ones?  whistle:

No bastard expensive....not even the over ripe ones are cheap... evil:

(I asked  redface: )....
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: apc2010 on May 09, 2022, 01:19:08 PM
A whole box of avocados .... cloud9:  from the crazyman dog neighbour...... Thumbs:


(various stages of ripeness )...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Ripening Avocados
Post by: Steve on May 09, 2022, 01:44:28 PM
 :thumbsup: