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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: GROWLER on June 20, 2007, 11:57:47 AM
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Can someone please explain to me WHY a row of 4 shops needs 3 bastard wimmens hair salons, as we have near here?
How was planning permission granted for this total utter farce, and why in our dear Lords name would 3 different individuals want to set up the same business amongst each other?
Munters, the lot of them. ::)
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Can someone please explain to me WHY a row of 4 shops needs 3 bastard wimmens hair salons, as we have near here?
How was planning permission granted for this total utter farce, and why in our dear Lords name would 3 different individuals want to set up the same business amongst each other?
Munters, the lot of them. ::)
There's a lorra werk in the tonsorial line up there. ;)
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Simple, hairdressers are more than simply somewhere that women go for a trim. They are a social hub where they can hear all the latest gossip which is also why it takes them so long to get their hair cut and as a knock on effect whay there have to be som many in order to meet demand. eyes:
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Yea..... right. whistle:
Just had yet another bloody colourful menu pushed through the letterbox for yet ANOTHER bloody Indian takeaway that's just opened up 'round here too ffs. ::)
We must be needing yet another bastard estate agency soon too, cus people are going to be leaving in droves to get away from the constant stench of burgers, kebabs, pizzas, curry and that stinkin' rancid shite wimmen have rubbed in their hair when they have a 'twink' evil:
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Yea..... right. whistle:
Just had yet another bloody colourful menu pushed through the letterbox for yet ANOTHER bloody Indian takeaway that's just opened up 'round here too ffs. ::)
We must be needing yet another bastard estate agency soon too, cus people are going to be leaving in droves to get away from the constant stench of burgers, kebabs, pizzas, curry and that stinkin' rancid shite wimmen have rubbed in their hair when they have a 'twink' evil:
So to sum up, everything is rosy round your way then?
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Look at it this way Growler, the more hairdressers there are, the easier it is for Mrs Growler to get her hair cut, getting her our from under your hair for a couple of hours whistle:
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Look at it this way Growler, the more hairdressers there are, the easier it is for Mrs Growler to get her hair cut, getting her out from under your hair for a couple of hours whistle:
No, too easy. redface:
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Darwin you spoilsport, I'd setthat one up especially for you sad24:
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Yea..... right. whistle:
Just had yet another bloody colourful menu pushed through the letterbox for yet ANOTHER bloody Indian takeaway that's just opened up 'round here too ffs. ::)
We must be needing yet another bastard estate agency soon too, cus people are going to be leaving in droves to get away from the constant stench of burgers, kebabs, pizzas, curry and that stinkin' rancid shite wimmen have rubbed in their hair when they have a 'twink' evil:
Better they opened up a new police station . Hub caps anybody ??
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Better they opened up a new police station . Hub caps anybody ??
I am reliably informed that the Liverpudlian reputation for nicking hubcaps is a total myth.
You should be ashamed at posting such libel. noooo: sex014
Hubcaps went out as soon as alloy wheels were in wide use.
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Yea..... right. whistle:
Just had yet another bloody colourful menu pushed through the letterbox for yet ANOTHER bloody Indian takeaway that's just opened up 'round here too ffs. ::)
We must be needing yet another bastard estate agency soon too, cus people are going to be leaving in droves to get away from the constant stench of burgers, kebabs, pizzas, curry and that stinkin' rancid shite wimmen have rubbed in their hair when they have a 'twink' evil:
Hub caps anybody ??
Have you ANY idea just how long ago manufactureres fitted HUB CAPS onto cars....ey? ::)
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Better they opened up a new police station . Hub caps anybody ??
I am reliably informed that the Liverpudlian reputation for nicking hubcaps is a total myth.
You should be ashamed at posting such libel. noooo: sex014
Hubcaps went out as soon as alloy wheels were in wide use.
Correct, and that was real spooky posting what is in essence a very simlar post as mine simultaneously. eeek:
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Have you ANY idea just how long ago manufactureres fitted HUB CAPS onto cars....ey? ::)
True but its great entertainment to tell a scouser you need a set of hubcaps for a new reg car and then watch them knock themselves out trying to find them drumroll:
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Yea..... right. whistle:
Just had yet another bloody colourful menu pushed through the letterbox for yet ANOTHER bloody Indian takeaway that's just opened up 'round here too ffs. ::)
We must be needing yet another bastard estate agency soon too, cus people are going to be leaving in droves to get away from the constant stench of burgers, kebabs, pizzas, curry and that stinkin' rancid shite wimmen have rubbed in their hair when they have a 'twink' evil:
Hub caps anybody ??
Have you ANY idea just how long ago manufactureres fitted HUB CAPS onto cars....ey? ::)
Firstly there is no E before the S in manufacturers . point: Take your point whats the point if scousers take 'em off drumroll:
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Our local small town has 8 estate egents, 14 hairdressers and two small supermarkets. So buying and selling houses and getting coiffed are multiply more importatn than eating.
I think not and I fail to understand it.
Oh and three florists. And a greengrocer who sells lobsters! eeek:
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And a greengrocer who sells lobsters! eeek:
Crabs? eeek:
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And a greengrocer who sells lobsters! eeek:
Crabs? eeek:
Only if he asks the greengrocer VERY nicely eyes:
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And a greengrocer who sells lobsters! eeek:
Crabs? eeek:
You have a look. On the left just down from HSBC by the traffic lights. Greengrocer with lobsters. And Crabs sometimes.
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Our local small town has 8 estate egents, 14 hairdressers and two small supermarkets. So buying and selling houses and getting coiffed are multiply more importatn than eating.
I think not and I fail to understand it.
Oh and three florists. And a greengrocer who sells lobsters! eeek:
14Hairdressers ? You've counted them??
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Does that include barbers?
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Yes. One hairdresser refuses to do boys, and the barber will not do girls. For the rest it's a free for all
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Ahhhh, but it won't be.
One will only be for old dears, one won't do a decent colour job, one will be too trendy, one not trendy enough etc etc
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Visit and I will take you on a tour. It would make a nice article for some downmarket magazine evil:
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do they still offer " something for the weekend sir ? " at the barbers ??
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Maurice doubtless does, but as he cuts his own hair (badly) and rides a bike, I would guess whatever he has is past his sell by date. He does my beard for 50p lol:
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Can someone please explain to me WHY a row of 4 shops needs 3 bastard wimmens hair salons, as we have near here?
How was planning permission granted for this total utter farce, and why in our dear Lords name would 3 different individuals want to set up the same business amongst each other?
Munters, the lot of them. ::)
So the chicks down your way are all tidy looking and the guys are all hairdressers, hence gay, what's your grump again?
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Can someone please explain to me WHY a row of 4 shops needs 3 bastard wimmens hair salons, as we have near here?
How was planning permission granted for this total utter farce, and why in our dear Lords name would 3 different individuals want to set up the same business amongst each other?
Munters, the lot of them. ::)
what's your grump again?
As above.
Need specsavers?
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Can someone please explain to me WHY a row of 4 shops needs 3 bastard wimmens hair salons, as we have near here?
How was planning permission granted for this total utter farce, and why in our dear Lords name would 3 different individuals want to set up the same business amongst each other?
Munters, the lot of them. ::)
what's your grump again?
As above.
Need specsavers?
Why how many of them are there?
Nick doesn't appear to be using his bag any more, why not borrow it and give the munters a go?
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Can someone please explain to me WHY a row of 4 shops needs 3 bastard wimmens hair salons, as we have near here?
How was planning permission granted for this total utter farce, and why in our dear Lords name would 3 different individuals want to set up the same business amongst each other?
Munters, the lot of them. ::)
what's your grump again?
As above.
Need specsavers?
Why how many of them are there?
Nick doesn't appear to be using his bag any more, why not borrow it and give the munters a go?
Dunno if it's this fine Gerrrrrman laga I've been drinking, ( DON'T TELL THE BARMAN FFS) but I'm completely lost as to what TF you are going on about now tbh. confused2:
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Can someone please explain to me WHY a row of 4 shops needs 3 bastard wimmens hair salons, as we have near here?
How was planning permission granted for this total utter farce, and why in our dear Lords name would 3 different individuals want to set up the same business amongst each other?
Munters, the lot of them. ::)
what's your grump again?
As above.
Need specsavers?
Why how many of them are there?
Nick doesn't appear to be using his bag any more, why not borrow it and give the munters a go?
Dunno if it's this fine Gerrrrrman laga I've been drinking, ( DON'T TELL THE BARMAN FFS) but I'm completely lost as to what TF you are going on about now tbh. confused2:
Nick's avatar in a place no longer mentioned was a bag over his head...
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Yea. And? So? Banghead
I understand the words, it's just the way you're puttin' them that's got me foxed.
Thought about seeking the help of an electrician by any chance? rubschin:
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