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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on April 01, 2009, 07:00:18 PM
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What are the best ones ?
In preparation for tomorrow morning like redface:
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Drink lots of water and have a fried brekky ~ cooked by someone else.
Alternative medicine book says "Don't drink so much tonight"
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Drink lots of water and have a fried brekky ~ cooked by someone else.
Alternative medicine book says "Don't drink so much tonight"
Spoil sport lol:
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Yep a greasy breakfast if you can take it...
Also, I've found that compressed air while scuba diving is an amazing hangover cure... not entirely practical if you have to go to work first thing tho... noooo:
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Yep a greasy breakfast if you can take it...
Also, I've found that compressed air while scuba diving is an amazing hangover cure... not entirely practical if you have to go to work first thing tho... noooo:
Deciding what to wear in the morning is difficult enough without trying to get into a wetsuit and flippers (might guarantee me a seat on the tube though lol: )
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Ring in sick...even though that goes against me ethos or summat like...and stay in your pit.
I think you deserve it after the fraught night you've been 'avin' like cloud9:
If you lived a bit closer like, I'd nip over and cook you a dead 'olesome bears brekky in the back garden.
Only do outdoor cookin'. ;)
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Yep a greasy breakfast if you can take it...
Also, I've found that compressed air while scuba diving is an amazing hangover cure... not entirely practical if you have to go to work first thing tho... noooo:
Deciding what to wear in the morning is difficult enough without trying to get into a wetsuit and flippers (might guarantee me a seat on the tube though lol: )
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Fins my dear fins... It is fins and mask, not flippers and goggles.... noooo:
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Yep a greasy breakfast if you can take it...
Also, I've found that compressed air while scuba diving is an amazing hangover cure... not entirely practical if you have to go to work first thing tho... noooo:
Deciding what to wear in the morning is difficult enough without trying to get into a wetsuit and flippers (might guarantee me a seat on the tube though lol: )
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Fins my dear fins... It is fins and mask, not flippers and goggles.... noooo:
It's whatever I want it to be - ok evil:
Preferred option would be to to look like Ariel from Little Mermaid lol:
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Ring in sick...even though that goes against me ethos or summat like...and stay in your pit.
I think you deserve it after the fraught night you've been 'avin' like cloud9:
If you lived a bit closer like, I'd nip over and cook you a dead 'olesome bears brekky in the back garden.
Only do outdoor cookin'. ;)
Ahh thank u cloud9:
I haven't had any time off work sick for over 4 years eeek: - in Local Government circles this is legendary lol:
Against my ethos too I'm afraid noooo:
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Don't sober up. happy088
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Cheers - TG, sound advice as ever.
I have just had the most boring 2 hour meeting of nothingness ... noooo:
and now eating a chocolate croissant to revive me lol:
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Cheers - Tel, sound advice as ever.
lol:
ER, did I say something?
Perhaps it was my alter ego, although I haven't heard any voices for a while now.
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ER, did I say something?
Perhaps it was my alter ego, although I haven't heard any voices for a while now.
Sorry ...just saw the T
noooo:
I am going home I am of no use to anyone today
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Oh dear.
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What are the best ones ?
In preparation for tomorrow morning like redface:
Just thought this might be a timely reminder whistle:
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What are the best ones ?
In preparation for tomorrow morning like redface:
Just thought this might be a timely reminder whistle:
Be abstemious like my good self... angel1
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char048
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Okay... I've been known to partake in the odd schooner of dry... on special occasions like... whistle:
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Ooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
My head hurts sad24:
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Ooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
My head hurts sad24:
Bad chips or free bar...?
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The bar wasn't free - but many drinks were required to get through the night noooo:
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I have no hangover but I do have a strange abraision on my forehead rubschin:
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Does Mrs TMR (to be) have a cudgel?
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Does Mrs TMR (to be) have a cudgel?
Several!
This looks very much like a carpet burn...
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rubschin:
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Does Mrs TMR (to be) have a cudgel?
Several!
This looks very much like a carpet burn...
point:
Can you sit down okay like...?
And where were you on Friday... like?
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Does Mrs TMR (to be) have a cudgel?
Several!
This looks very much like a carpet burn...
Were you dragged out of the pub again rubschin:
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I walked home fine last night - but at some point during the night I must have somehow managed to whck my bonce on the floor/wall rubschin:
I had a rather, erm, early start Friday and retired early surrender:
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Mrs TMR (to be), in the bedroom, with the cudgel. Simples
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Headboard burns? whistle:
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BANG
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Bastard! evil:
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point:
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point:
Consider yourself smoten... evil:
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BANG
Pipe down you!
I heard that in the Snug. evil:
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BANG
There goes another microwave whistle:
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A mahoosive headache this morning.... noooo:
Carlsberg >>>> Five Kings Brandy >>>> Bowmore Cask Strength...
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That is some marinade lol:
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That is some marinade lol:
Indeed...
Soak for several hours, throw the meat away - drink marinade! happy088
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HOW IS YOUR HEAD?
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Shite thanks...
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Tsk
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I'm poorly... sad24:
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YOU POOR THING
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Oooh, my poorly head... noooo:
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Some people never learn
I Said
SOME PEOPLE NEVER LEARN!
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surrender:
My neighbour came over... he made me like... sad24:
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Oooh, my poorly head... noooo:
Yesterday
No, this is the new abstemious me...
noooo:
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Oooh, my poorly head... noooo:
Yesterday
No, this is the new abstemious me...
noooo:
surrender:
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Ooh my head.
Mrs Nick and the Boy went out for the day yesterday and then my mate turned up and made me go to the pub. One thing led to another....
Mrs Nick is a bit shirty today scared2:
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Ooh my head.
Mrs Nick and the Boy went out for the day yesterday and then my mate turned up and made me go to the pub. One thing led to another....
Mrs Nick is a bit shirty today scared2:
BANG
point:
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surrender: redface:
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surrender: redface:
Pinot Miss C? happy100
I've been off the booze since Sunday... angel1
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surrender: redface:
Pinot Miss C? happy100
I've been off the booze since Sunday... angel1
I'm on my first of the day angel1
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surrender: redface:
Pinot Miss C? happy100
I've been off the booze since Sunday... angel1
I'm on my first of the day angel1
I have a fridge full of wife-beater for later... as it is Friday like... cloud9:
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I'm now on my 2nd - both free courtesy of my honesty this morning angel1
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surrender: redface:
Pinot Miss C? happy100
I've been off the booze since Sunday... angel1
I'm on my first of the day angel1
I have a fridge full of wife-beater for later... as it is Friday like... cloud9:
Is he dead?
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surrender: redface:
Pinot Miss C? happy100
I've been off the booze since Sunday... angel1
I'm on my first of the day angel1
I have a fridge full of wife-beater for later... as it is Friday like... cloud9:
Is he dead?
I would thinks so by now... they're air tight aren't they? rubschin:
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surrender: redface:
Pinot Miss C? happy100
I've been off the booze since Sunday... angel1
I'm on my first of the day angel1
I have a fridge full of wife-beater for later... as it is Friday like... cloud9:
Is he dead?
I would thinks so by now... they're air tight aren't they? rubschin:
Not according to D H Lawrence.
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I have a sneaky feeling that Nick will be in here sometime soon whistle:
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No noooo:
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I have a sneaky feeling that Nick will be in here sometime soon whistle:
And Miss D if she can't find anything but vodka in her cupboards.
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The vodka was in the pub...nothing nice in my cupboards though ...I may just go to bed noooo:
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The vodka was in the pub...nothing nice in my cupboards though ...I may just go to bed noooo:
Bottle under the mattress then?
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Friday morning will have tales to tell, no doubt whistle: