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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 02, 2009, 02:18:30 PM
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I have just spen a plesant hour or so oiling snail shells, as you do, problem is there was one that I was particularly taken with, that seems to have, well, disspaeared, I collected them yesterday, other than escapee they are all present and correct, I assume from this that there was a 'Brian' in residence yesterday, I am now going on a snail hunt, the thought of finding a dessicated 'Brian' in the future does nothing for me, the thought of finding a thriving 'Brian' in the dank dark recesses of the understairs cupboard does even less for me. evil:
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whacky115
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Have you thought of boiling them first like...? rubschin:
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Or bung them in the microwave
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Or bung them in the microwave
Exploding snails !!!
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Could be fun, like. I have been grappling with a huge ball of fungus here evil:
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There is a reason for this...macro photography!
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Or bung them in the microwave
Exploding snails !!!
Don't get too upset, it doesnt matter what Nick puts in the microwave it normally ends up exploding/incinerated. whistle:
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Could be fun, like. I have been grappling with a huge ball of fungus here evil:
I digress from my snail hunt.........
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I fear I have inhaled some spores
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There is a reason for this...macro photography!
Macro eh... rubschin:
Are you going to post some images of your snails...?
Not the missing one obviously... noooo:
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Wonder if Miss C has a fisheye lens, she sounds like sho knows about this photography lark. whistle:
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So what is the intention with this macro stuff then? Are we likely to see piccies of snails smiling and winking at each in gay abandon?
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So what is the intention with this macro stuff then? Are we likely to see piccies of snails smiling and winking at each in gay abandon?
sick2: noooo:
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Ok, thought I would ask ::)
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Actully I'd be interested to see snails winking at each other... It could have a certain Gallic charm, you never know rubschin:
C'mon Miss C.... let's see the pics eyes:
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Are you on those magic tablets as well now rubschin:
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Actully I'd be interested to see snails winking at each other... It could have a certain Gallic charm, you never know rubschin:
C'mon Miss C.... let's see the pics eyes:
I thought they just shrugged?
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Are we likely to see piccies of snails smiling and winking at each in gay abandon?
How can a hermaphrodite be gay?
I suppose one of them might be a hismaphrodite. rubschin:
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Actully I'd be interested to see snails winking at each other... It could have a certain Gallic charm, you never know rubschin:
C'mon Miss C.... let's see the pics eyes:
I thought they just shrugged?
How would you know... their shoulders are inside their little houses shells... ::)
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Wonder if Miss C has a fisheye lens, she sounds like sho knows about this photography lark. whistle:
No I don't.. sad24: It's on the procurement list though.
I may post a picture angel1
Had a thought last night, unusual enough in it's own, I know, my daughters are visiting this weekend and I had thought that sticking a couple of the shells to the toilet bowl and up the wall might be good for a laugh... angel1
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With some clear glittery nail varnish trails lol:
Impressive work Miss C - are they squeamish ?
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With some clear glittery nail varnish trails lol:
Impressive work Miss C - are they squeamish ?
Snails are quite emotionless in my experience.
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Groan
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With some clear glittery nail varnish trails lol:
Impressive work Miss C - are they squeamish ?
I was thinking egg white, easier to remove and yes they are squeamish, I shall relish the screams!
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With some clear glittery nail varnish trails lol:
Impressive work Miss C - are they squeamish ?
Snails are quite emotionless in my experience.
Brian won't be when I find him, I think he will be traumatised, to say the least! whistle:
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With some clear glittery nail varnish trails lol:
Impressive work Miss C - are they squeamish ?
I was thinking egg white, easier to remove and yes they are squeamish, I shall relish the screams!
Egg white - good call... 8)
Feeling mischevious this weekend are we whistle:
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There is a reason for this...macro photography!
Macro eh... rubschin:
Are you going to post some images of your snails...?
Not the missing one obviously... noooo:
This is not Brian, obviously....
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq1vV7hi.jpg&hash=fac060547aca0afbba3228fd4c384bef264cb08b) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pq1vV7hi)
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There is a reason for this...macro photography!
Macro eh... rubschin:
Are you going to post some images of your snails...?
Not the missing one obviously... noooo:
This is not Brian, obviously....
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq1vV7hi.jpg&hash=fac060547aca0afbba3228fd4c384bef264cb08b) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pq1vV7hi)
Evicted was he...?
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He was behind with his rent. shrugs:
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He was behind with his rent. shrugs:
Fair play to you. happy088
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So now he's just a slug?
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Yep and a homeless slug at that...If I can find the salt he will be a homeless dessicated slug eveilgrin:
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I hear that Microwaves are rather effective Miss C.
NO NICK THAT IS NOT AIN INVITIATION FOR YOU TO TRY AN EXPERIMENT. STEP AWAY FROM THE KITCHEN. eeek: